- Two Endings to Job?
- Wile E. Coyote Column
- why is humpty dumpty portrayed as an egg?
- If the earth stopped spinning
- famous porphyrians
- MOVED THREAD: Was Reagan denied admission to the Communist Party for being too stupid
- Odd Question About Street Lights?
- Matching diseases
- Why fuel rods underwater?
- Stars on the flag -- yet another goof
- absinthe
- ending of Job
- Aware under anesthesia
- Dew Points
- Homing Animals
- Loonie Tunes and merrie Melodies
- Civet
- Why Are Americans Ruining "our" language?
- Looney Tunes theme
- Chlorine as a cleaner
- Hot dog!
- Disney movies and their subliminal erotica
- How do you make a Zombie
- A girl named John Corrado
- morning sickness
- Morning Sickness - Fetal Gender Difference?
- Subliminal messages
- Morning sickness : likely hormones
- morning sickness
- Smallpox
- Rules for declaring Jihad
- Sperm cell DNA
- smallpox
- MOVED THREAD: smallpox
- Aw, c'mon
- Jihad
- Article on Excommunication is a bit off
- More jet contrail info.
- No Muslim Pope?
- Yams & Sweet potatoes
- gods' balls
- Why the shower curtain pulls in...
- Yams & Sweet Potatoes
- the Devil and goats: what was unca Cecil smoking?
- Nice job on the turtle essay, Unca Cece
- Jesus H. Christ! Have you no sense of history?
- Kudos
- The Nephilim
- Ask this about conciousness
- The Impact of Chineese and Chairs
- Turtlecania
- MOVED - Turtlecania
- Girlfriend pills?
- New Car Smell
- Consciousness and AI
- What about women and hotdogs?
- On the BIBLICAL Nephilim question... a speculation
- Nephilim and the Combat Myth
- origin of Turkey
- Magnets and Pain
- More on Red/Green Traffic Signals
- Searle's box...
- Giving thanks for diseases
- "Lorem Ipsum" - 2001-2-16
- Does Cecil believe Kinsey's findings on race & penis size?
- Why So Few Comments On Staff Reports?
- Do we have to have gold to back the currency?
- Cecil- so wrong about the GI scale!!!
- beating a dead slave
- Nephilim, or, How to Read
- Iwo Jima Copyright - moved to General Question
- Smallpox Eradication
- Stainless steel and smells
- Ten Lost Tribes of Israel
- Do NiCd Batteries Exhibit Memory?
- How to call a jihad
- follow-up question on telegrams
- the mysterious "rowsell rods" - new species, or a hoax?
- Tarzan and Sherlock Holmes
- Thank you, Mr. Adams!
- What a turkey!
- This sounds like hooey!
- female prostate gland
- Thomas Jefferson DNA, and Sally Hemmings
- Samaritans
- Latest G Spot Report
- Is Nasseri still in the airport?
- Worst Blow to Civilization Not 'Green Acres'
- Refer me to Cecil's column, please.
- Sterilize Yourself Painlessly (well, not really)
- Jesus doesn't say `good'
- Samaritans and Moabites
- About shaking hands....
- Agave worms in Tequila
- 3-(a-acetonylbenzyl)-4-hydroxycoumarin
- Moths in clothing
- Assyrians vs. Babylonians vs. Persians and Medes
- Exception to the conditions of a rule
- Mexican Vanilla and blood thinners--you missed a spot!
- changing eye colors
- The Worm in the bottom of the tequilla
- everest as top of the world
- Who wrote the bible?
- I'll (hopefully) never have the chance to do this again!
- HIV/AIDS and Africa
- Reversed words
- President E.T.
- Brontosaurus?
- Why isn't the cloning of a mammoth likely?
- Word Change:How deep is whale poop?
- Space Aliens as President?
- What is a merkin...
- Is Cecil on vacation?
- Preserved dinosaur skin has indeed been found...
- When you start a thread, please include a link to the Straight Dope column
- Whether Mary Shelley Wrote Frankenstein
- "Do Cats have Poison Claws?
- RE: Cecils column on colonic irrigation
- Nix on the vinegar
- Cats, Catnip and the Catnip Gene
- Squirrels
- Revenge of the 72 Virgins
- Is it possible to hypnotize a chicken?
- When starting a new thread, please provide a link to the Staff Report
- Why is it easier to balance on a moving bike than a non-moving one?
- Worst Catholic Saint
- Is Ellen White demonstrably wrong?
- Re: Is eating silver food garnishes bad for you?
- Binocular critters bob their heads, too!
- Cat Spray
- One hand clapping
- Squirrels Do Not Carry Rabies!
- New illustrator for old columns
- Warning: mad squirrel disease
- Pigeon Politics
- When are the Staff Reports resuming?
- Classic column themes?
- Do Disney movies contain subliminal erotica?
- Indian sterilizations & dubious demographics
- "Was Hitler a Christian"
- Cockroach Death
- Yet another Slug spelling error
- Sinclair-green Brontosauri
- Diseases from toilet seats
- Rainbows
- Foil and Baking Potatos
- Cockroaches on the top floor?
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Why does Cecil hate cats?
- Lotsa Flies
- Comment on a 22-year-old column
- Jesus' siblings
- Yankee Doodle
- Easy marijuana plant de-bugging
- Electroshock Therapy
- Twitting Twerps about Twats
- Definition of a word (Twit/Twat/Twirp)
- The 'Smiley' inventor
- Roaches die on their backs
- Fifth Third and National Bank Charters
- Cecils Column About Rare Meat
- If a word is used, it's a word...
- What Happened to the Staff Reports?
- What is consciousness?
- Pesticide signs
- High John the Conqueror
- Even and odd street numbers
- Are the yellow lights in traffic signals briefer than they used to be?
- With regards to the Breaking of Penises
- Einstein's brain is not in KC!
- Its true - traffic lights around here have about 2 seconds of green
- Christ's Middle Name
- Tokyo subway pushers
- Suttee column
- M. Le Petomane
- Lusty Kings: Right of the First Night
- The whole nine yards
- The meaning behind Social Security numbers
- Consciousness
- Chocolate's and Dogs
- Sneezing rhymes
- Sati Column
- Pius XII controversey
- Re: Indian sterilization
- Dashing Cockroaches
- Monkey Brains, the breakfast of champions
- Ramen noodles
- What's with cecil and bugs?
- Why don't Americans say "Street"?
- Sex with animals
- Re: Coca-Cola no longer made with sugar
- Re: What came first, orange, or oranges
- Jesus H. Christ
- Seatbelts on Buses
- who to trust Cecil or a physics teacher...
- When will California fall into the sea?
- Vows
- Why traffic stops on the freeway
- High Altitude farting
- Words ending in "-gry"
- Rats!
- bats and rats and rabies, oh my!
- Sati in India
- Jesus' Real Name
- Does a dripping faucet keep the pipes from freezing?
- Can magnets alleviate pain?
- Joshua bar-Joseph of Nazareth
- Washing lettuce
- Sleeping on your Child
- Tree poop
- Dew care and attention
- Vampire Killers
- Dripping pipes in Murfreesboro
- How did cheese originate?
- Straightdope books
- Jesus's true name
- Riddle me this: how can 68 + (3x1) = 70?
- Did the Jewish Exodus actually happen?
- Tennis scoring: love and eggs
- Hybridization of mosquitoes et al.
- Cryptozoology
- Smoking bananas
- Origin of Yard
- Houdini's Secrets
- Angels can do cute stunts
- The Anarchist Cookbook, Banana Peels and copyright
- Sloths can swim!
- What's the difference between mutton and lamb?
- Eye of a Needle
- Leif Ericson in Massachusetts
- Leif EriKson on the Belt Parkway?
- Cecil just explained a Don Martin comic!
- Did the U.S. government fund psychic research?
- Leif Erikson Could NOT Have Visited Monomoy Island...
- Yiddish, Shmiddish
- Yiddish Shmiddish
- Illuminati and the Masons
- Does Speed Reading Really Work?
- Minor correction to Illuminati answer
- Has 1 in 8 people had sex with an animal?
- Double Column
- Are there Kegel exercises for men?
- Happy Birthday Dear Yehoshua...
- Pitch shift in stirring coffee
- Parchment in Roman times?
- census at the time of the birth of Christ and what it made me realise
- My Bad Croc Tears
- Rock, Paper, Scissors in Indonesia
- Mosquito's hum
- Telemarketers