- The Perfect Master made a typo (birds & rice)
- Channel One
- Whats the Deal with Adam's Apples
- Is there really such a thing as quicksand?
- toothpicks
- Four-colors on a map thing
- Paperback?
- gosh darn fool war
- leetspeek
- The whole nine yards-origin
- Sacrifice, Prayer, Christianity
- green tooth brushing
- Toothpaste/suger/Dentyne
- A Few Sacraficial Comments
- Will all humans one day be the same color?
- You rule, Cecil! You rule.
- Why do most Cecil's Cartoons have left handed characters?
- U. S. companies use handwriting analysis when hiring?
- Handwriting, fingerprints, and the admissibility of evidence
- Validity of Graphology
- Slug, you're a sick puppy. (I think).
- Did Jesus have siblings?
- Handwriting analysis comments
- baseball bat followup
- Another Source
- Mammary glands, floatation, Huck Finn
- Something straight men should know about "gaydar"
- How come white people don't all look alike? (from 12-Nov-1982)
- Im having trouble following up on your report.
- Biblical humor
- FLoating Bread Loaves of Mercury
- Dew point
- Five-cent piece in Huck Finn
- Animal Sacrifice by Jews
- Ark of the Covenant
- Stairway to Heaven
- stuffing envelopes scam
- How many times does your heart beat per year ?
- meanings in music
- streetlight out
- Catch-22
- Ketchup & Mustard
- Catch-22 answer needed spoiler warning!
- One doozie of a Catch-22
- If two blades aren't better than one....
- Bush joke
- Summer
- This is the Cecil we know and love! MLK thread
- Not Cecil's Column, but Slug's drawing, this time
- Jesus H Christ
- Asking SD staff, Who wrote the Bible?
- Moon Landings: The Hoax that Refused to Die
- Lefties
- Yellow Bellies!
- Mickey D's
- shut it down v. leave it running
- Speaking of Ketchup and McDonald's
- McDonalds Hamburgers
- On the Happy Hunting Grounds
- Is Mumia Abu-Jamal our Sacco and Vanzetti?
- No Cows at McDonalds
- Pop goes the weasel
- Standard Gauge
- So, what did happen when Nixon died?
- Subliminal article imcomplete?
- Mask of Zorro
- Does it make sense to keep minting pennies?
- Your a55 to be whooped!!!
- John Wayne's draft deferment
- Has Cecil never used crayons?
- The Japanese are "killing us"?
- Won't by Novas in Latin America
- car names
- Urinal 101 (for boys and mothers)
- on the question of "What is the speed of gravity?"
- Re: Why do car makers come up with so many meaningless car names?
- Urinals against drugs
- Urinal 101: piss n' spit
- Urinal 101 - Schiphol? I think not.
- Second most popular religion?
- stupid car names list topper...
- Bush Military Record
- chinese people jumping all at once
- The first Straight Dope Column
- Roaches on their backs
- Quality of Handwriting Analysis study
- Black hole density
- Right to bear arms (10 Feb '95)
- Dead reckoning vs ded
- Men are pigs?
- Tasting Cocaine
- feather and hammer which hits first
- Cutting cocaine
- Black hole--error or typo?
- Can gravity escape a black hole?
- "Frivoling"?!!!
- Cecil was on the dope?
- Speaking of bad car names: the Reliant!
- What are the chances of a huge meteor smashing us flat?
- How does marijuana cause "the munchies?"
- Musical Notation
- Degrees Kelvin
- Why men are warmer than women
- Nazi's and Disney
- EMP and HERF
- Parthogenesis
- Cecil on Telegony
- Meteorite deaths
- Podunk is a real place
- What's the deal with this meteor strike/dinosaur extinction connection?
- Tab
- Feathers and Hammers
- Can all music be represents by the current Musical Notation?
- diet coke/tab
- "Own Race Bias" Revisited
- Was a dead body found inside an amusement park "mummy"?
- toilets
- Leaving your pc on 24/7...
- DNA Fingerprinting
- 'jesus h. christ...stands for harold? -no
- Static Shock
- How to make an old column more 'current'?
- Independency at sea
- Chapstick Addiction: Plausible Explanation
- What is Billy Carter doing nowadays?
- How does a bullet or knife kill somebody?
- Jake Brakes (well, more about the diesel really)
- Does corn cause hyperactivity in kids?
- The Feingold Diet to cure ADHD????
- About cow's milk...
- 'Pompatus' of love
- Angels
- 'literally'
- Drained of Blood?
- Gregorian calendar
- Passive/Aggressive
- Worst Catholic Saint
- Origins of RX
- correction on Louie Louie Column
- Disney and Dali : An update
- Bulldogs...and their real purpose
- Disturbing Suicide Advice
- Regarding the Falling Elevator.
- Double tides column?
- Why are dinosaurs so big?
- Burning Oil well answer pretty close except for that darn IMAX Movie
- In addition to Hawk's "car sickness" exlpaination
- Copacetic
- Re: Why do wrist slashers on TV, in movies, etc., run water during their exits?
- Do lightning rods really work?
- The disparity between islamic cultures and western ones.
- Christian denomination percentages
- Saving yourself from death by jumping in a plunging elevator.
- boring
- Question about old question about Andrew Jackson
- cats and olives
- Corection on Indian Greetings
- Greetings in Business Letters
- Spontaneous Human Combustion - "Wicking"
- History and Islamic and European cultures
- Caligula: yea or neigh?
- why arent metals clear
- Caligula and the Cesarean Operation
- Tickling yourself
- white vs. brown eggs
- courts and drives
- White vs. Brown Eggs
- Regarding Tunguska Column
- Do Jewish and Islamic dietary laws have anything in common?
- allergy & pregnancy
- Should we be thankful that the"Islamic masses remain comparatively backward&ignorant"
- Susceptibility to motion sickness
- Are people being infected by SARS-tainted civet coffee?
- Spontaneous combustion.
- Peanut Allergies
- The training of Mr Ed
- stupid smileys
- Male Stamina?
- Dex Rocks ("Do Jewish and Islamic dietary laws have anything in common?")
- The F-Word
- European Domination
- Of Vamps and disease
- Cat's Whiskers
- Staff Report: Did Roosevelt know?
- Throwing Objects While in Orbit
- Man wrecks planet...yeah right.
- Can a baseball be a shooting star?
- Environmental mumbo-jumbo
- Who wrote "Man wrecks planet" column really?
- A totally factual, non-opinionated question about "Man Wrecks Planet"
- Man Wrecks Planet
- Roasted almonds and cholesterol benefit
- orbit speeds
- Apple seeds contain cyanide?
- The environment
- baby in microwave
- Axe-zappedly
- Electrified Guitars - One Problem
- Re:are apricot pits poisonous?
- Origin of the term 'Big Apple'
- Why do Cheshire cats grin?
- violations of dietary laws permitted if necessary for survival?
- Vlasov Soldiers in WWII
- Old Electric Guitar Amplifiers
- Pencil Lead
- Re: How is it that the farther we see...
- Will a silver spoon in the neck preserve your leftover New Year's Eve bubbly?
- Can man live by bread alone?
- Aluminum { causes } dementia ???
- Stupid Nitpick Regarding Dex's Excellent Sherlock Holmes Column
- Number of transatlantic flights before Lindbergh
- Aluminum & Alzheimer's column - Cecil has a time machine?
- Female Mantis eats mate during sex
- Herod's Disease
- Herod's Disease
- cheshire cats
- Should I completely eliminate salt from my diet?
- Why is a turkey called a turkey.
- Computer Speed (July 4, 2003)
- "Built like a brick shithouse"
- Computer Speed (4th July 2003)
- psychic orgasms (very old column)
- Electrocution
- salt and sweaty activities
- ?kid friendly site?????
- The Hiccup record story is bunk...
- historical Jesus
- What's the deal with witches and broomsticks?
- Inhaling floating spiders?
- hi-rise bugs
- Is liver poisonous
- dioxins in liver and oysters
- How much power for electrocution?
- Do decapitated heads briefly remain conscious?
- The indestructable box on airplanes
- The indestructable box on airplanes
- yellow bellies
- De Ja Vu theory
- 1 = 999...
- Behavioral Interviews and the unqualified masses
- gravity particle?
- Virgin birth
- Zeno's Paradox in the 1 = .999... article
- Goddess of Democracy
- why europe and asia are considered seperate continnets
- 0.999~
- Shroud of Turin
- Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
- the indentation under your nose and it's origin
- Recent article on electrocution...why so angry?