- sleep tight...
- Hiccups
- Cat spray and lovely things like infection of anal sacs
- Cecil's House o'Values
- French word for "Earth"
- W*nker
- Headless consciousness/Conscious headlessness
- Goldfinger
- Structured Interviews
- Why did you make light of health when discussing dietary laws?
- Zeno's Paradox: MORE
- Has anybody gotten electrocuted peeing on the third rail?
- pop goes the weasel
- Bangalore newspaper plagiarizes hiccuping column
- What does the word 'Wanker' mean in America?
- Niagara Daredevils
- La bamba lyrics
- Halogen Bulbs
- "propylene glycol alginate"
- Dropping a penny from the Empire State Building
- Just one shoe by the side of the road? - Typo in Search result
- No such thing as centrifugal force?
- Congrats, Q.E.D.!
- Nuclear Reactors at Sea
- Tipping
- witches and broomsticks
- McLuhan's Reflexology
- Origins of "faggot"
- Faggot term
- Hawk: Ants falling unharmed
- Citizen's Arrest
- Cults vs. LDS
- Tipping
- An infinite question: Why doesn't .999~ = 1?
- Jesus' name
- Dvorak vs Sholes keyboard
- The Medium is the Massage?
- Typewriter Keys column
- Odor Eating Socks
- Dillenger's dick and the mortuary photo
- To save energy, should you turn lights off or leave them on?
- Dillinger, Chicago and Cecil
- What would happen to sound if I traveled at Mach 1?
- I saw one! I saw a pigeon nest!
- Multiple tones from a single larynx
- Shaving
- Nuclear waste disposal.
- The names of the people who write into Cecil (specifically this "wheel" column)
- The Wheel and Eastern Asia
- Stonehenge
- More about the Wheel
- Safest Place in Atomic War
- Bad Sides of Town
- How come Europeans dominated the rest of the world and not vice versa?
- Landslide Elections
- Cecil is revising his old columns!
- The Audio Laser Revisited
- What is a Mojo?
- Chinese foot-binding practices
- Menstruation
- Manhole covers
- The Photon Belt
- Your answer to the Tunguska Explosion
- An insurance study I'd like to see (full moon-related)
- Manhole Covers
- Cecil on Zoroastrianism
- baby-in-microwave part 2
- Finding Potassium Iodide tablets
- RE: Why is visible light visible, but not other parts of the spectrum?
- Head surviving after decapitation (Briefly)
- Nuclear Disaster Survival Kit
- Dangers of Cosmic Rays
- Cecil on R.A.H.
- Skinner Boxes
- Exploding dry ice
- Jesus H Christ
- BF Skinner dies...
- "Pop Goes the Weasel" - Classic from April 2, 1999
- Hocus Pocus - not-all-faux Latin
- Earlier 'S' Variations
- nuke pills
- Which freezes faster hot water or cold water?
- An infinite question: Why doesn't .999~ = 1?
- The quackery of Freud
- Moon Landing Hoax
- The whole nine yards
- CO2 Not Just an Asphxiant
- Water sublimation
- Sublimation in reverse
- Solution to Low Level Radioactive Waste
- Nuclear waste transport laws...
- Cheerleader dry ice incident
- Question for Cecil/and you!
- Skinner and the Rabble Criiters
- Problem with the tire inflation theory
- Chomsky obliterates Skinner
- How did they mass produce those old cylinder records?
- rotating space station
- raven like a writing desk
- centripetal, centrifugal, oy!
- Princes/ses
- Who Wrote Flash Gordon's Music?
- sexual addiction
- Creating Dry Ice
- Update on the Alamo
- Eyesight of aquatic mammals
- Dry Ice and Movie Smoke Effects
- Steve Miller/The Joker lyrics
- Cylinders -> discs
- Microwaves -- Congrats, QED
- Triple rainbows
- Creationist Propaganda?
- Bernoulli vs. Venturi?
- Artificial gravity: bad link
- US and western Europe, as always... humm...
- A-bomb fall out for Aug 29
- history of corperations and stock market
- aerobatic 747's and DC-10's
- Should You Sign the Backs of your credit cards?
- "Pump" my dyin'
- Black Hole
- Who Killed Jesus?
- Stock market and betting on horses
- How the Stock Market Works
- Margin for Error - Bigger is Better?
- On Nystagmus
- Shimmy Eyes
- Was Isaac Newton a Virgin?
- The calorie content of sperm.
- "something inside my body which results in a strange sensation"
- Why did Christianity become so popular?
- The location of the first exchange or "bourse"
- Explaining the DH?
- In the record business, what do "b/w" and "c/w" mean?
- Zeno's Paradox has been bothering me a long time...
- Does a duck's quack echo?
- Nose picking = Instant death
- Brick Shithouse and Women??
- Toaster electrocution
- Hair loss more common?
- Sing a Song of Sixpence. Reply to T.S.D.
- Column: What's the difference between a street, a road, an avenue, a boulevard, etc.?
- Why do men's suits have buttons on the sleeves?
- Alternative to nose-picking
- More Freud-bashing by Cecil
- Exchange rates? Now we're talkin'... but where do I get a BigMac?
- Is there an International "Euro" on the Horizon?
- There is another reason for a punt!
- Yin-Yang misconceptions
- The Bible Code is Back!
- Kilroy Was Here: Alternate Urban Legend Version
- What is a MERKIN?
- Colitas in the Eagle's Hotel California-1997
- Heart Rate and Caffeine
- Heart Rate and Caffeine
- Cecil article about caffine and yadda ya
- Foreign Exchange Rates
- Deja-vu... or; Is Cecil's brain being kept in a mayo jar on Funk & Wagnall's porch?
- Why is the Latvian lat worth more...
- Double Chin
- Me, Inc.
- CorporNation
- "But it'd be nice..."
- Spartans and their shields
- 24 hour day
- I'll bite -- What the heck's a Brownie???
- Space: out of range of "MOST nations' guns"?
- Xerox machines and Brownies
- bobbing pigeon heads...more theory
- What about the Spanish Inquisition?
- Health hazards of photocopiers
- What's up with the "cocaine mummies"?
- Snert!
- Why does hair turn gray - outdated?
- Another "Vacuum Toilet" story (ref 1/3/92)
- Falling trough the center of the earth?
- Changing my body's peristaltic cycle (maybe TMI)
- Touch Lamp follow-up
- curing hangover
- Mounting horses from the left
- The Butler Did It
- Renewing the Fight against Ignorance
- touch lamp, the real story
- Why isn't flash photography permitted in museums?
- A theory on the song "Levon" by Elton John
- Unable to gain weight
- Channel One
- Mounting From Left
- Vitamin C and the common cold
- Vitamin C and the common cold
- hair to a wigmaker?
- Selling human hair
- Does May Day actually commemorate the birth of the Illuminati?
- Camel, Eye Of Needle.
- Scroll Lock And Other Keys.
- What's the "Scroll Lock" key on my computer for?
- American Pie...
- Multiple Personality Disorder
- Hand dryer economics
- Yes, but what about the Commodore keyboard??
- The new, improved, but still off "Scroll Lock" saga
- Whodunit
- re: Who's the boss, city cops, state cops, or the Feds? (death penalty enquiry)
- re: Who's the boss, city cops, state cops, or the Feds? (death penalty enquiry)
- What's the "scroll lock" key for -- better answer
- Scroll Lock and Rogue
- Too many carrots
- "Sleep Less" column
- Four-color theorem update
- Sure, its all "mass hysteria"!
- Infrasound
- Infrasound and anxiety
- hand dryer propaganda
- Ecstasy and body temperature
- Indignities for divorce: Loathsome Disease?
- grounds for divorce -- loathsome disease
- Blood in veins, IS blue right?
- What's the deal with these new razor blades and Your article on razor blades
- Stonehenge Great White Teeth: Phases I, II, III
- How can a corporation be legally considered a person?
- "Sleep Less" column redux: Electronarcosis
- Fish out of water
- Some newly weds like it in the butt
- Could early man only see three colors?
- Infrasonic
- Fruit flies
- palindrome
- Navajo muttom stew
- Pius XII
- http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mfruitfly.html
- Stars and Bars
- About how many dimensions there really are
- What would happen if you were swallowed by a black hole?
- physical effects of alcoholism
- The Origin of Horny
- Pellet poo
- Uhh but wasn't the Inquistion aimed at the Moors?
- Are horses also sent to dog food makers?
- Pellet Poop
- What are "negative ions"?
- Not Worthless --- Just Not Very Good
- Slug baffles us (again)
- Status of Cats as pets
- Mary Smith
- Handwriting and graphology
- Leaning Tower of Pisa
- How to Avoid Being Struck by Lightning
- multi-orgasmic men?
- Force Fields
- What is it about cats that makes them such good house pets?