- I'm eating Ramen noodles out of a teapot.....
- Nunavut and geeky tourism.
- My feet's best friends died
- Another Dog Story (Too long too)
- What the heck is going on here?
- 'bout to start psychology....
- FYI... cunnilingus
- The John Cleese Appreciation Thread PT II
- Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (no spoilers in OP)
- Dumb things I have done...
- Ladies: ""Don't Touch Me!"" after orgasm?
- swallowing
- I just watched "Jiminy Glick" for the first time.
- Song: Je t'aime, moi non plus
- The return to school (or, thou shalt not stick forks in the electrical outlet)
- ¡Hola Mariú!!!!!
- Veterans need an apology
- So you just won Powerball, now what do you do?
- Carrot-Top or AT&T Man?
- I'm so happy I can't stop crying...
- I just had sex with Ruffian...
- oldler men
- Ewes sluts.
- I'm A Multi-Millionaire!!
- Any idea what this means?
- Aaliyah died...
- Didn't know her, but this is sad anyway.
- Didn't know her, but this is sad anyway.
- Finally, you can see it! the *actual* Silver Key
- Your highway tax dollars at work.
- Mature Zelda Petition
- Casting a new sitcom with characters from other shows
- All right, what will you do with your $70 million+?
- How did you meet your SO?
- Help me get a gift for Anniz (aka, Hej Scanidopers!)
- Sunday Morning Puzzle # 27
- A question for Male Dopers about Condoms....
- I am legally prohibited from getting any. . .
- Why all the Gun Debates Lately?
- Very important question about The Legend of Zelda
- You know it's a great ChiDope when...
- help me - I need to insult someone
- My, that's a long...
- I loved "Hannibal"- yes, "Hannibal" the much despised Ridley Scott movie...
- damn this keeebord
- Dinner at Montfort's
- Kazakhstan crushes Tolkeinisti
- Was this really stupid? OR phouka listens to her gut instinct
- Eating & drinking in your car (for non-US Dopers)
- Ladies, How big is too big?
- can you curl your tongue?
- Fun Things To Do In Public
- if anyone knows why these two should not wed...
- Erik Estrada isn't a Midget, or, Pure Distillate of MPSIMS
- ER!?!?! (You want Mundane? You Want Pointless? How about Stuff I Must Share?)
- Sunday, August 26th, 8:55 pm
- I am now a "Mister"
- The SD Lunch Table
- Aaliyah dead in plane crash
- So its Sunday night...
- I feel sorry for my mom...
- Cartoon-aholics...I need your help!
- I Remember Where The Big Monsters Live Again.
- Flea, you are the Lord, my God.
- Wo hoo everyone!
- this car buying thing is driving me insane!!
- Washington, Vancouver Island, Quadra Island
- A beautiful tale of "just desserts"
- ChiDope Roll Call!
- Ten things that make me weird.
- A little advice please..... (long....ish)
- It's time for "Fun With Roommates"; or, I liked my old roommate better
- I might have almost won the Powerball jackpot
- Whose Post is it, Anyway?
- ChiDope quotes!
- Up The Creek With Three Paddles, Actually *or* My Boy Goes To Sea
- More Obits—Film Noir Actress Jane Greer
- Need a headache?
- Have you had your lunch yet?
- internet phone services
- Join this wonderful new club!
- Dreary weather gives me "Cube Fever"
- What Are Your Labor-Day Weekend Plans?
- Korean Grocery Poetry Jam
- Liam Goes in for Surgery
- Jester and the Easily-Confused Telemarketer.
- Monday Brunch
- Windows 98 question (too mundane for GQ)
- The waitress wooing begins!
- Where are all the Pee-Troughs?
- Can I learn to raise one eyebrow at a time?
- GMU movie theater announces schedule (DC-area dopers take note)
- Purse strap across chest. Breast accentuation trend?
- Any Dopers Trade Bootleg CD-R's?
- There goes the neighborhood
- Oh, so that's why I'm not a famous model....
- Anyone ever ride Amtrak?
- Little League star may have been too old.
- I made a Freshman cry.
- My feet aren't that big!
- Nine Times The Color Red
- Ever meet a Doper and not know it?
- I hate 4-day holiday weekends.
- Culver's Custard?
- Monster's First Day Of College
- Lode Runner - Cracked by THE SURGEON
- A modern woman's fairy tale
- Another enema perhaps?
- I Like Public Transportation
- Terror at 2:00 AM - Don't read if you're depressed
- That's one tough lady
- Move along, nothing to see
- Writers-when do you write?
- Why Madonna? Why?
- Personality change when speaking another language?
- Rhinoviruses are a curse...
- Cause of male lactation? Illiteracy.
- Webcam help needed please.
- Shaking My Fist at a Disturbed Dream State
- How about a quiet ChiDope sometime?
- I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1000...
- Chi-area Dopers...Help!
- How do you picture the SDMB spatially?
- Really stupid people no longer with us
- Ever been to Fort Collins?
- T-O-N-G-U-E
- The Straight Dope Public Address System
- No matter how hard I blow.......
- Those wacky grandparents...
- Fine take my dignity too.
- What song is stuck in your head?
- Need pet store in New York State
- Ow... OW... *BURNS!*
- Important Life Lessons #412: Two year olds are different than 5 YOs.
- What's the average age of a straight doper?
- It Ain't Me
- Las Vegas: Not Just For Gambling
- How desparate does this sound?
- Straight Dope Advice
- check out this music video based on "The Patriot"
- What's the best web site host right now?
- damn stupid college professor
- Dreams you've had recently
- celebrities who personally got you upset
- Pull the other one...
- Shoot, I think I'm addicted to caffeine. What now.
- Just had my first SCUBA class last night
- Who is YOUR Esprix?
- Dumb Lobster question
- Loud Neighbors Advice
- Boss Codes
- I get to ride the El!
- Yes, it's true ... I'm gone.
- A question for Aussie Dopers.
- Dancing Bush.
- Beautiful Friend, The END
- Moving threads ...
- Apparently, I can't even bleed right.
- What's your anti-drug?
- A funny thing happened on the way home from the movies last night
- Commercials you don't hate (necessarilly), but ones you just don't get...
- Fingernails on the chalkboard
- Well at least it ain't Pussy Galore
- Did I just walk into a bad movie?
- SDMB3 Fantasy Football league
- Foodie Alert - Have Alice Waters cater your party!
- Pet lobsters
- What I did on my summer vacation
- I had a lucid dream last night! (Long, and probably boring!)
- Ahhhh...Most Appropriate Fortune Cookie
- Wouldn't it be cool if ...
- The Hell That Has Been My Life These Last Days
- The day after tomorrow....
- Attention All AutoCad Users/Mavens
- Am I the only person who has never bought a lottery ticket?
- ''The Luuuuuuuh-vvvvvvvve Board''
- HEY...I AM NEW!!!!
- The gargantuan forum lurks.....
- Nonconsecutive Threads--A Brief Interview
- Favorite windows "feature"
- Metahumor: Good Name for a Rock Band
- Rumors of my death have been... yadah yadah yadah
- Aargh! Hoist the Jolly Roger Me Buckos
- Legal Advice / Guess What Happened Last Night
- JULIET!
- hey
- Now that was kinda cute...
- The 80's have NOT left! (and a damn good thing)
- Hello ALL! Welcome Me!
- The Ultimate Action Movie, One Cliche At a Time...
- Pet/euthanasia...long and melancholy.
- Anyone who has ever had to run Tech Support, youll love this!!
- Wheeeeee!
- fecal_nugget trips out on over the counter drugs
- More of Katcha...
- Have You Seen This Scam?
- Two Fart Questions
- Astroboy has a problem...
- Angioplast........Oh hell, the balloon thing
- My Little Girl Is Going To Go To Preschool!
- 1 in 10 men- Sleep Apnea, educate yourself. (Long, but important)
- Has anyone seen windows RG yet?
- What's your morning routine?
- 3 cheers for slip mahoney
- More fun with Dubya
- hellooooo
- Amusing UNIX Commands!
- Halloween Ideas....for adults.
- Nearly done in by a malted milk ball
- Captain Obvious Bitchslaps Me
- Tampa Area Dopers! (sani, pez, bear, katie, michi, widow...?):
- Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates!
- They caught Nikolay Soltys
- Superdude changes his flight time!
- AAAAHHHHH! She's a joke server!
- When medicine labels attack.
- It's a go - I'll be a MI Doper come February!
- I am a Princess.
- Old Beer Names
- Another question about a very old video game
- Help the less fortunate?
- Nen does NYC
- High Speed Photos...just for fun
- Andygirl appreciation thread...
- A reporter for "Entertainment Weekly" called me!
- When Did You Start To Feel Old?
- Nominate Likely Conspiracy Theories Based on Current Events
- I JUST INSTALLED MY OWN ROADRUNNER
- The Official SDMB Concession Stand
- Joe Thiesmann and the crutched crotch catch
- I'm whiny.
- Halloween OhDope! (that's right, Ohio!) v.2
- B.O. reeking guy who chose to sit next to me, a simple plea
- Bonvenon al Mat-Eo!
- Weekly World News
- i do NOT snore
- Feelin' sad
- My in-laws ROCK!
- I work in a bookstore! I got the job I've always wanted! Yay!
- OK... Where the hell has Dawn come from?
- An example of the effects of the historical male dominance in science
- Bizzare text messages
- Don't you hate it when.....
- Der Hit 100?
- Labor Day Slackers, Unite!
- You might be a hick if...
- A new kind of Roller coaster
- Funny thing happened while making my lunch today...
- The 2002 Thunderbird is Suh-weeet!!
- Any fool can reach 1000 posts