- I have become a fertility goddess!
- How will I piss away my 3000th post?
- Darryl Kile has died.
- Please visit the Manning, SC Waffle House in the middle of the night
- Are FIREFLIES Going Extinct?
- Vancouver DopeFest!
- Bird watchers?
- Submarining geese.
- Seattle Dopefest!
- Any plumbers out there?/What's the strangest thing you've flushed?
- Home Electrolysis
- Well-meaning but totally out-of-it gifts.
- Bunny is coming to live with me next weekend
- Why would my dogs lie?
- Ann Landers Died
- What is so international about IHOP?
- What's the Longest You've stayed at a Job That You Hated?
- No safe Haven for C. K. Dexter
- How do I donate sperm?
- Odd Observation On recOrds
- Less than 24 hours to my birthday
- Earthquake in Iran
- My best friend is leaving (long)
- Happy Heathen, This One's For You
- Hey look, Monster104 must be a wanted felon!
- Chance encounter
- "Excuse me, but would you mind terribly if I robbed you?"
- Check it out: The Cow and Apple series!
- Wherefore art thou, oh LiveJournal?
- parrot discovers the motherlode
- I'm holding my baby. (Warning - VERY SAD)
- I'm finally 18!
- Who's changed their username?
- Man, I gotta put on pants for this, don't I?
- Have you ever gotten something in the exact opposite of the way you wanted it?
- My cat looks like Patrick Stewart
- You all are invited to help me celebrate my birthday and be tortured by my singing!
- Back to Blondies -- NYC DopeDinner Thu. 6/27
- Mr. Body? (anyone remember this from some kids' show?)
- Spare Prayers Needed for a Very Sick Boy
- My trousers keep falling down :(
- oh boy! my heart nearly burst out of my chest!
- First post anxiety
- Big announcement in the Smart case pending tomorrow by FBI
- Found a poetry assignment from 1988
- My neighbor's dead cat is coming to kill me (Long, Strange)
- '90s Nostalgia...for us younger people
- Give me feedback on my "how to poop" page
- German speaking trivia....And another...
- I'm #1
- Yeah So, Tell Me Something
- Baby born at Wal-Mart
- Practical stuff everyone should know
- I ran a half marathon this weekend!
- Hey, South Korean Dopers?
- Ouch! I've got a splinter in my toe
- Atlanta Dopers, Jane D'oh! In Atlanta for July 4th
- Boys we have loved
- Making my 1st post an introduction & bio
- I need help!
- Critique My ULTIMATE GAMING MACHINE
- What kind of driver are you?
- Cool! I've won a scholarship!
- I am a tower of stability
- Did anyone miss me?
- Practical vigilantiism - don't try this at home!
- My sister is almost here!
- It's not the heat . . . [a long, weak. flabby rant.]
- He who knows little often repeats it
- Because they make me feel pretty.
- Want to exact revenge upon an evil co-worker? This way please...
- The City of Atlantis...
- An open letter to my mouse
- Things to do in San Antonio
- I'm getting a tattoo. . .
- Gift certificates, rebates, presents...I love it when this happens!
- Gift certificates, rebates, presents...I love it when this happens!
- You've got to have a set of big ones
- Fixing an old Atari, looking for a few parts
- MegaHAL - hours of fun
- Follow me in Spain!
- Post Your Favorite Legal Quote Here.
- I just wanna be a dog...
- Last Minute WC Predictions - the WC Prediction League 6th round
- Ok, so why does my face now twitch?
- Quit smoking, possibly
- Germany vs. Korea
- Is it ever going to stop raining?
- Advice on dental surgery?
- The SHORTEST Time You've Ever Held a Job?
- injured baby bird--what to do?
- NYC Pride on Sunday -- want to go?
- If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Sequential Thread Titles
- Revisiting Childhood Homes: A Trip Back In Time
- I have a job!!!!!
- Riddle Needs Solved....Now!
- I'm going to be on the radio!
- Anyone up for a beer in NWA?
- Engrish Audition
- Happy berithday, miamouse and cbtcad! :)
- Sock Puppet Episode XXVIII: The Return
- The Pregnancy Channel also does Weather
- I cured my canker sores!
- Mullets Galore
- My nose blows
- The joy that is bath time
- Happy Birthday to my Beloved Wife
- childhood food surprise trauma
- What are you doing today?
- Happy birthday to hillbilly queen, Max Torque, MsRobyn, and Silentgoldfish! :)
- I found a picture of Bill Watterson
- Anchorage bound!
- <SPOILER!> Brazil vs. Turkey <SPOILER!>
- Gay Pride Week at Sears
- Man, that's gonna turn purple...
- Today, On Martha Stewart Living...
- I'm getting hate mail!
- I just got my didgeridoo!!! Now what do I doo?
- "Bro's Before 'Ho's"
- Should I let my daughter get her navel pierced?
- Plede of Allegiance is Unconstitutional?
- I can't relate
- Now if only I could get her to swallow...
- That was weird
- Troll bombing at the Peanut Board
- Young boy surprisingly sociable despite his hairy little body
- I'm staying at a buddhist temple for two weeks!
- I'm my high school's GSA Pres....HELP!!
- Now that was a DAY!!! (a little long)
- Hold The Front Page! -"Hormones in semen make women happier"
- Worldcom+internet+bankruptcy
- Can I hypnotize myself?
- Bon voyage, matt_mcl!
- If you can't hear sound in a vacuum...
- Post #400! I am thinking of changing my username.
- Basketball
- Can anyone here help me with RAINE?
- Is Chinese food good for you?
- so what conversations have you had, or heard on a plane recently?
- I won second prize in the Baltimore CityPaper Poetry contest!
- He loves me He loves me not
- Ah, the happiness of childhood.
- Excuses that just won't go over well.
- Do you ever start a question for GQ and answer it yourself by the time your done
- "Reclaim the Streets!" in the Chicago 'burbs!
- Jackelope 1, rodents 0
- Important warning about a site that looks like Paypal, but isn't
- World Cup prediction league - final round!
- Playboy's Women of Enron
- 80 years on the job.
- Hey, Yankee fans!
- Anyone ever heard of or actually do an Urban Challenge?
- Mammograms by satellite
- Inventions du Jour, part three.
- Complaints From PornoWorld
- And I thought having to go to court for my Jaywalking ticket was bad!
- Finding someone in Charleston, South Carolina
- My life is now complete
- Please don't bury me in Alabama.
- Panda Porn and You
- Free Cubs Tickets
- Love him or Leave him
- John Entwhistle of the Who dead at 57.
- The Thin Veneer Of Society
- Soap Creek, AZ Backpacking Trip Report
- I got a fishie!
- Thank you, SDMB
- Happy birthday to xcheopis and TroubleAgain! :)
- Atlanta Dopers -- Suggestions for family/non family activities?
- Just Call Me Persephone MacGyver!
- The New Welcome Wagon Thread, newbies check in
- Finish the infomercial...
- New men's cologne smells like...
- The sweetest thing that can be done
- Did anyone else have to do cross-country running at school ?
- I Guess He Thought I Was A Real Dog!
- Silly Rabbit fun
- Creepiest stalker of the year award goes to... Alfalfa!
- Is anyone going to the Silk Road Festival on the Mall this weekend?
- Help keep my shaved head safe from the sun.
- Sue-eeeeee!
- Baseball fans, can you explain some stuff to me?
- CEOs run amuk!
- Too good to be true!
- See the Apollo landing sites on the moon
- Oh, look, another award...
- Happy Canada Day Weekend!
- When life hit's you between the eyes..
- A few questions about chiropractors
- What's on your key ring?
- Gollum is my patient
- Need hi-res male bodybuilder photo! Heeelp!
- So I won a cruise.
- Red rover red rover let UncleBeer come over!
- Kansas City DopeFest! (And orgy). W/O the orgy.
- So...*subscribing* costs more than buying at newsstand?!
- One in ten thousand vasectomy- Me
- My gf's parents won't let her talk to her friend who has a less than admirable job
- Toilet paper Infanta
- Do you know your poop?
- Happy birthday to jr8, Cleophus, and Dark Judicator! :)
- Home Alone & Scared
- To my Secret Storks...
- Butt Crack
- Little Nemo makes his move
- I'm not listening cartoon type merchandise
- Go read my son's story!!
- Straight Dope: The Message Board Boot Camp
- Um. . humbly. . Netherlands or Belgium dopefest August?
- Could you cover my shift, Your Highness?
- Congrats to Max Carnage
- I had an adventure this morning because I'm a moron
- Puzzlingly irritating
- Bunny countdown
- Whatcha Got This Month? (A PMS Thread)
- Has anyone seen a red tank top anywhere?
- Showering with my doggies
- DC Fireworks / parking / carpooling
- i have vitiligo
- Not thinking about my kids' evil mother or 4th of July projects for preschoolers
- I wonder if there are any TV/movie/sports stars on the SDMB.
- Korea v Turkey: the fight for third (SPOILERS!)
- Sangin' thru the pain: The blues
- Fair, female, fertile and fat
- AOL doesn't trust its own Email!
- Neato! New Fetish!
- The rudeness of people in lines
- Calling all Samoans!
- My new A4.
- Kids are weird
- Colored Bathtubs--Ugly?
- I almost had a celebrity close encounter tonight!
- F%#k !!
- Now that's what I call recycling (mouse story)
- He rides again...
- Speaker's First Day of his First Job.
- Get your South Park Character here.
- Kids, amazing life affirming KIDS!
- Parents fight hospital over care of preemie
- GO GERMANY! (The We Love Germany Thread)
- <Spoiler> Brazil v. Germany <Spoiler>
- Wi-Fi Rules.
- Introducing my new signature
- Wladimir Klitschko - OMFG
- Happy birthday, tritone and efrem! :)
- Speaker's First Day of his First Job.
- This Guy Was A Teacher At My School
- Voices of deceased loved ones
- Kids, amazing life affirming KIDS!
- Do the french use american ticklers?