- They picked me! They picked me! Yay yay yay!
- Lookout!!!! "bump" bump"
- Tuna steaks, potatoes, you know it sucks, but others say it's great
- Fast Food Morons.
- FMLA - a mini rant
- Speaking of fast food...
- Need some advice fer my fat bum-bum
- Wise-ass responses I'm glad I didn't use
- Late Schoolbusses--11pm?!
- Shipping Question
- Songs that need to go away . . .
- Sad
- Still batting 1.000
- About how far is it from the earth to the sun?
- Vegas or Bust!
- Buns v. Rolls
- As I walked out on the streets of Laredo...
- Welfare,,,grrrrrr
- Things you can do while the network is down....
- Rikkitikkitimbonasarimbocherriberriruchipitperipimbo
- What no longer works on/in your car? and Other Car Stories
- Spades Players: What are your house rules?
- I think Hedy Lamarr is dead . . .
- A cranky problem
- Gasoline assisted electric car?
- Quotes we'll never get to hear
- Urban Legend Question: Funeral Guest and Will (can't find on website)
- I'm going to Greece, Turkey, and Egypt!
- Musical reviews
- Remembering teachers who were visual distractions
- Cecil?
- Be the first in line to hate this song!
- God im blushing just asking!
- Fashion Q: game show hosts ties
- Stupid Teacher Tricks
- Mildly amusing forward
- Do you still consider 500 a milestone?
- thunder
- Most embarrassing CD
- surveillence cams and car wrecks
- That's just beautiful
- your fav movie quotes
- Where is the 'most popular poster' list??
- Steak lovers, take note
- The All-Mighty Cruising Tape of Bad, Old School, Pseudo-Ghetto, Wannabe-Rap
- Here's a cute game I just worked out
- Europeans: Milli Vanilli Common Knowledge?
- So, who's the idiot now, hmmmmm?
- Good Vibes Needed at 10 AM Central
- Counting Crows
- The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
- FYI.... there is a lunar eclipse tonite...
- The Anti-Pit
- I heard it! I heard it!
- Useless (so far) habit #12
- Help! I'm going to Cuba
- Last Chance To Experience "Kiss Her Goodbye"
- What's on your coffee mug?
- Anyone else like Sumo Wrestling?
- Has anyone read this book?
- Internet Ho or Not?
- MaryAnnQ, I need you!
- Dan Savage: Savage Love
- I Celebrate Myself ...
- Scotty Moore is being inducted into the R&R Hall of Fame!
- Oh shoot...
- Mundane Pointless Dog Stuff
- Complete the Caption
- Open Fire!!!
- Medicating Children...there has to be an easier way!
- Skiing in North Carolina?!! Help!!
- I don't know why I bother
- Meet Me In St. Louie, Louie ...
- Lonely? Look here!
- Kerry Leaves the Senate
- Poster States
- Say something or no?
- Life imitates the Simpsons
- Who wants to be a moron?
- Automated heaven...
- Eclipse
- Brain clutter
- Old Doper Seeks Other Old Dopers
- Salute your SO
- Why did the old lady swallow the fly?
- Post your favorite stupid question or situation here.
- Your personality?
- Southern California Straight Dope Shindig
- The other side to snow. . .
- Lessons learned late in life.
- Worst Houseguest/Trip You Taken?
- New Springfield Meeting Thread
- Screw Festival!
- How long am I going to want to kill someone?
- Old Faithful Cam
- Guys Quest For Bathroom Equality
- Cross Stitch Question
- "Myra Breckinridge" 1970
- The Yukon event of 2000
- Warning!
- NYC Bookshop NOT Closed
- " Blizzard Warning In Effect ..."
- Canthearya
- Reese's cups
- My Prize Winning Recipe!
- His shaft in my backyard
- What are you still making up for?
- The Beatles
- happy supermarket faces
- I love this town!
- Iver the engine driver?
- The "high I'm __________" thread
- Unusual sound effects in popular songs
- Which Countries provide the best Lovers?
- I have to impressa girl with Italian cooking
- Three Cheers for Satan!
- SCAVANGER HUNT!!!
- Pantiless-spanking-party for okatym
- On the witness stand
- Ummm... breast milk
- Jim Thorpe
- Pictures out of text
- Sexy Politicians
- Once and Future "It"
- Leo Kottke
- AllMusicZine Canned
- Don't put me on hold to talk to someone else!
- The Coffee-Making Process
- hand lotion
- I'm clean!
- Went to the Circus Tonight!
- David B., how could you?
- Once again I am constrained.
- Monterey Meeting Parte Dos...
- Whatever happened to Tetherball?
- I need help finding a quote
- Snowed in Doper needs games sites - QUICK!
- Attn: Hiring Penis Police!
- kathie lee gifford & Letterman
- Alls I know...
- Breaking Up is hard to do
- "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire": contact and transportation
- Captain Marvel vs Superman
- Captain Marvel vs Superman
- Miffed
- Which is your favourite dancing ham(p)ster?
- I know someone knows this
- Men In Uniform - mmmmmmmm!!
- Please answer my last post to an old thread
- Who is the selfish one here?
- Are new users verboten?
- San Diego
- Why do people give kids names they never intend to use?
- HELP!! (penis related)
- How to bring about international peace and unity.
- My GOD, what a day!!!
- Where's A Good School For Dinosaurs and Volcanos?
- Where are all the San Jose Dopers?
- Funny School Story
- Does anyone want coupons for cdnow.com ?
- You know you're still groggy...
- I can't believe it passed ...
- Somebody peed on the radio!
- Why Are Desktop and Business Calculators so Hard to Operate?
- Paris Trip
- These guys want to be president?
- Ohh goody it is raining!
- Sharing things you wouldn't tell your SO
- Take my dorky surveys
- Who would be your lifelines?
- Pen freaks?
- Muumuus
- What's your excuse?
- Why would anyone buy CD rom whenyou can play online?
- Michigan Meeting Minutes
- Don't know what to title this
- Supermarket Credit Card Readers
- Mundane Personal Accomplishments
- I made shelves!
- Oldest/Youngest Doper
- HouDope 5 consumated
- How did we ever get along without...?
- Straight Dope Chat - Where and how
- The Sopranos Need a fill in
- The Straight Dope Awards Show
- Are You Havin' Any Fun?
- Bucky's Edwardian House Party
- Foreign Dopers
- How do you make 'em feel special on their birthday?
- Chef Troy reaches 500...talking scale says, "Get Off!"
- indecipherable rock lyrics
- I have never watched WWTBAM.
- More "You may be a Canadian Humour"
- The Most Offensive Four Letter Word?
- I Have This Uncontrollable Urge
- I need heart surgery.
- A second chance...
- Don't bother to read this, unless you're Satan.
- I am not The Stranger.
- I am not The Stranger.
- "LoveLine" senario
- Metal Maker
- Is it time for another SDMB Awards thingie?
- Fools!
- Typewriters Rule! Computers, er, don't.
- The Bricker Challenge #1
- Panties in the Dorm Window
- The Iowa caucuses
- Night of the Living Dead Threads
- Sports? Nah.
- A fucking blizzard in Raleigh, NC!
- Be careful what you wish for...
- Oh Those Morning Showers
- Villains Workforce
- Condominium Association Board Members?
- Place your Bets: Shirley's Baby Pool
- Babs -- Achieving a Lifetime of Crap
- I feel like haggis tonight, like haggis tonight...
- I Don't Want To Hear That!!
- FIRE! Sorry, false alarm. FIRE!! Sorry...
- Where are these quotes from?!
- Sports? Part 2: Anyone want to buy a hockey team?
- A plea to big-breasted women in the Dallas area...
- small update
- AHHHH...Color Change!!!
- Most Irritating And Or Pointless Websites
- Product liability suit
- I like my job...
- Snowball fight with Falcon & Phouka....
- Are you related to me?
- Turtlenecks Suck
- Your car's name(s)
- Is Peggy Hill Dead?
- Warning: Personal Rant Ahead.
- Saving streaming feeds
- Is this a UL?
- Houston 6
- New Shroud Show TLC
- It doesn't look good.
- Reminiscing on people past.
- People search
- Melin-a Question
- My Faith
- Bad Hair Days!
- I propose an ACROPHOBIA tournament
- Good News
- Short women/tall women: Do they have any special appeal?
- Get out of the way damn SUV's
- Furbies
- Read this: Priceless (even though it's on eBay)