- D.C. Area Sniper
- How 'bout those first place Steelers?
- Burnt Popcorn Smell: How Do I Get It OUT Of My Home??
- Shopping on vacation(why do women do this?)
- The Final Word on the Mac vs PC wars
- Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!
- October 14th is matt_mcl's - welcome him into being 21!!!
- Confessions.....
- I need the toilet.
- Anybody else have Flight Simulator 2002 Professional?
- Please help...Physical Science
- Yay!!
- Possible injured Canada Goose in my backyard, what to do?
- We have a DVD recorder!
- a Question for Pediatric Nurses
- What I have learned in college so far:
- Happy Birfday, KKBattousai!
- Tragedy Strikes
- Tales of the Spackle King (Plus: A Warning)
- Unintentional Hilarity on Court TV
- New Five American website!
- I want to change my nick to a symbol any suggestions?
- I'm published @ workingfortheman
- Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 is Here!!!
- Cancer and little kids... it just shouldn't happen
- My book is going to the printers!
- Vote for me!
- My personality shall be reflected by the smell of my armpits for the next 2 months
- Talk about the power of the media!
- Duct tape actually is good for everything, even warts!
- Child for Sale - Only Three Years Old - Low Mileage
- I heard the shooting in Falls Church last night.
- The holidays are a coming...what Charity do you donate too?
- My Cat Caught a Chipmunk!!
- HItting Home: Monday shooting four miles from my house
- Swearage
- My near-death episode with hiccups
- For the love of Pete, get this song outta my head!
- Care to Get Together in Charleston the Week of Oct. 21st?
- I'm so proud of my kid!
- Sniper Safety Tips
- Iraq The Vote 2002 - Write a campaign slogan for Saddam Hussein
- I have a new love of my school...
- On locked threads and lunacy
- Tip of the Day
- I have now seen it all on eBay.
- Strange, not terribly useful 'powers' that you have
- There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...
- "Wanted" classification on eBay?
- Stuff that piled up in my mind during the outage.
- My kit is legally a boat (sort of)
- Save me from my children!
- add this to your fortune cookie's message
- A Sniper Story
- What a DAG!!!!!!!!
- Become the next Miss Universe, everyone qualified to participate!
- The Lumberjack Song!
- Happy birthday to Tsubaki, Metalhead, Melandry, Hattrick, and Slainte! :)
- Jesus seeks loving woman
- Happy birthday to Tsubaki, Metalhead, Melandry, Hattrick, and Slainte! :)
- Cheap and easy costume stuff?
- Symptoms of panic disorder
- Well It Looks Like I Am Going To Have A Lot Of Time To Read The Boards Now!
- I'm moving....again
- Oh Joy! (Pomegranate related)
- (Natural)Redheads should read this! Important!
- Why didn't you wish me a happy birthday?
- My paperclips are horny
- I love my love with an A...
- Preggie gets through to the last stage of job interview (911 op) process - yay!
- In which Eve dances on the grave of her enemy . . .
- A Giants Appreciation Thread
- If drugs are legalized in the US, what would the packaging say? (Game)
- Eve takes home a nekkid woman.
- Doper on NPR's "The Connection"
- Origin of the phrase "thingy-mah-jig"
- Looking at Hell Up-close and Personal
- Potato/Tomato
- My hair looks great, but I have this urge to clean myself with my tongue
- Fun at Wal-Mart
- Using a hair-dryer (male Dopers only, please)
- Oct. 16 is Dictionary Day: so what are you going to do to celebrate?
- Peta protestors doused with milk!!
- A broken foot: A baby cries
- My real parents are Marilyn Monroe and Billy Bob Thornton.
- I *love* my job!
- Pornos
- No more cat poop in the extra room (a tip for cat owners)
- In a parallel universe
- McPorn! (No Pics, Sorry)
- Anyone Using Edge Shave Gel?
- KitKat Limited Editions!
- Hydroelectric power is our friend.
- Need ideas for Halloween
- Welby does his Civic Duty - And Ruins a Day
- Irreplaceable Products
- spooje just needs to whine: join in or ignore
- The world's ........ ......... comes from ........
- DC sniper mugshot provided by psychic!
- Car Commercials That Don't, That Don't, Rock Me
- There once was a poster named B_Line...
- Woo-hoo! Ira Einhorn Found "Guilty!"
- Go check out Rebound Guy's commercial!
- I'm on Live Journal
- More Simpsons stuff at my school!
- It's snowing outside. It's the middle of October, and it's snowing.
- Ironic or Clueless?
- Wanted: American legends for these modern times
- Have you read Ben Shapiro at Townhall.com?
- I'm going postal at work!!!!
- Montreal PoutineDope: the itinerary
- Ask the high/drunk guy!
- I know I'm just a Yankee, but... WTH?
- A Tale of Two Evils
- Who\What would Win in a Fight 2
- So I need surgery...
- Kansas City Dopefest Pictures!
- Dehydrated water
- Pronunciation of Lohengrin
- I saw Kylie Minogue singing last night for the first time
- I fell off my bike yesterday!
- Did you ever...?
- For Sale – a less-than-Perfect-Child – cheap. Will deliver.
- Hooray! The cold weather appreciation thread
- Baby Boy
- stephen hawkings bullys christopher reeves
- Explain my boss's odd behaviour
- Fear, Loathing, and....
- Colour concepts for blind persons
- New Massachusetts Slogan
- The truth is out there...at work
- update on kittens
- Suggestions for a pregnant friend's Halloween Costume?
- Advice needed: employment
- Celebrity Cameos in Your Dreams
- When does one lose his/her newbie status?
- Okay, What Next?
- Springfield, IL Dopefest - Please CHECK IN
- Another day, another gun
- Noone mention alcohol, please....
- Elevators are not your friend
- My Left Foot (or Happy Happy Toe Toe) -- could be TMI
- Stand up and be counted!
- Kudos to Kip Kohn & His 1 Man Crusade Against Monopoly Advertising
- Have the cops/feds named the "lying" witness to the sniper?
- Man builds gun to fire pumpkin a mile
- Snail-spam; or, What should I send these people?
- We bought a Quad!! Yay!
- I Took a Street Hooker Home Last Night
- Okay, who took all my surplus Christmas cards?
- My sister just had her baby, but please pray for us all...
- Apropos of nothing
- Solve this number puzzle
- Post links to flash strangeness here
- Old is when..
- Letters of the Month from the new Rolling Stone
- When they say "Pull over for emergency vehicles", they mean it.
- Superstitious...
- Questions for Long Time Migraine Sufferers
- Guys - have the ladies been checking your hands out lately? (of interest to gays too)
- Arts and crafts people wanted (or, help me decorate a back scrubber)
- Is there any chance in heck that anyone would buy my car for parts?
- The Chrysler PT Cruiser and under 40 year old people - Do you like it or not?
- So NOW he comes back into my life
- Heinz puts upside-down label on ketchup bottle; calls it a "new product"
- Life is like EverQuest. Well, maybe not.
- Young males stupidity (long)
- Need model number of a Kodak 8mm camcorder from the 80's
- I'm going to an Angels game!
- Special Brew Rip off...be WARNED!
- Woohoo! I found my nuts and bolts recipe!
- Plans For the Future.
- Yay for my husband! Yay for TimBits!
- Party at my place, this coming Saturday?
- Lucki Chaarms has big brass ones.
- The Good Guys Win One - or, Loggers Go Home
- ATTN: SETI@home Straight Dopers
- Sequential Thread Rehashing #___
- What to do with a wedding ring
- Shooting in Ashland, VA tonight(near Richmond); police not sure if it's the sniper
- Fun and Games with the Global Positioning System
- 3333 Posts
- If "The Sniper" continues, I fear his becoming a role model...
- Messageboard tech support - listen to me! (or, let's talk about running websites)
- Sunday Morning Puzzle #58 --- Movie Extras
- VideoHound really, really likes me!
- Aren't we done with scam spam?
- Old Missing Kids Photo- Ring a Bell?
- Again with a time machine question
- Anti-depressants have little more effect than placebos, claims study
- Pop-up ads WITHOUT Internet connection
- **** THE PROOF THAT Cecil Adams IS EVIL ****
- Dad's in the hospital, and Mom may be in trouble
- I'm Procrastinating!
- I Love This...
- My dad died last night
- AUSSIE DOPERS! ARE ALL OF YOU OK?? Emergency thread
- Man taken into custody in Richmond. Did they catch the Sniper?
- Any news on that surrounded white van in Virginia?
- what's the most highly populated place you've ever been alone?
- Two first dates this week!
- New York Politics going to pot.
- so, can i buy them drinks?
- My name is Padeye, and I'm a slut (of sorts)
- Date with DG in less than nine hours! Help!
- Stranded on a desert island again.
- Stranded on a desert island again. (game)
- So it looks like I'm going to be unemployed soon...
- What was the link?
- Who's getting their March on in Washington?
- Guin's first Evening Gown
- Ossuary of James, brother of Jesus found... maybe
- Post your Google search history!
- Warning: Read this Forum Post Firmly.
- More Poop
- Apartment Searching.. HELP!
- The one good thing AOL had going for it...
- Another telemarketing call.
- I need help finding SpongeBob merchandise!
- Strange response to my online personal ad ...
- She's gone and I'm bored.
- Looking for a waste of time? Try this...
- Where do I know you from?
- Night of the Return of the Son of the Revenge of the Thursday Night NYC Dope Dinners
- Bass Ale sale coincides with Wife's absence! Flem at 11!
- Recently discovered asteroid shares Earth's orbit
- Ever lose a habit?
- Ashes to Ashes - woolly faces the abyss
- What is it about military installations?
- Pizza! Bonus!
- Yahoo now relaying Weekly World News
- I had a dream about a Doper Couple Last Night.
- Phoney reasons for calling in sick
- College Football realignment
- College Hoops D-1 Realignment
- NHL Realignment
- Greatest Ever News!
- Travails of an out-of-work writer. News-hound advice needed.
- SDMB black rifle club scheutzenfest
- Travails of an out-of-work writer. News-hound advice needed.
- For those who are fans of the classic game Breakout(tm)
- Tobacco advertising banned in UK
- Thoughts on negative campaigning...
- Cheerios Nurturing Corner
- I Live In The Dumbest State
- How Toxic Are You?
- how do living people who have "died" deal with it?
- I appear to be about to live through my very first dust storm
- I stooped to a new low...
- Please please don't sell it!