- So who else needs every last drop of their blood?
- Spray paint me impressed
- what were your wedding vows?
- Anyone here from Johnson/Brock Nebraska?
- UK Entrances to Hell
- HELP!!! DMV problem!
- Euranus Johnson - a real name!
- The Second Annual Blood Drive Challenge!
- On going home
- Bathroom comments!
- England in March - advice needed
- Visualize the paradigm shift
- Beer Commercial w/ Penguin
- Woman stabs US Marshal in courtroom: kinda close to home.
- I am a checkbook liberal
- What does it take to become a mortgage/loan officer?
- So I said to the barista, "Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten."
- Where do you keep your bread?
- I either need new glasses or a new brain...
- I'm not cut out for this...
- I just got granted rights permission to produce a play!
- Is numb normbal?
- Make sure he doesn't steal anything - huh??
- Do you UPromise.com?
- Something really cool I discovered after installing Win2k
- Airlines stink!
- Security? Right ...
- TurboTax sent me to India
- The House the Paranoid Man: a continuing story.
- Creationist museum looks familiar
- Browser Wars - Rise of the Phoenix
- Top 20 Threads By Views
- What NOT to say when getting your dog out of the kennel
- I just ate a Microwave Cheesburger.
- Idea.
- State of the Union..I guess
- unfortunate verbal substitutions...
- Who has been to Burning Man? Tell me your experiences
- WTF?! 1 student at my school dead, two siblings of students dead
- Do you get (temporarily) stupid when you exercise?
- I am giving up caffiene again
- Random's January Adventure
- A New World Order – Rubbish Folders of the World Unite!
- Can carpal tunnel syndrome be developed in under an hour?
- How much more can one family take!!???
- Damn, maybe something's wrong with me
- I just ate a Ketchup packet. Thats how hungry I am.
- Ultrasound in Two Days--Predict the Gender, Win a Prize!
- 39-year-old and football. DO NOT MIX!
- So what's on your Wish list?
- Help me buy a belated X-mas gift for myself
- The Ultimate Pick-Me-Up Thread, Revisted
- I've been diagnosed with arthritis. What's in store for me?
- Ever knock a baby down with a fart?
- I'm headed for Broadway
- I've never had so much fun at the GYN in my life (TMI warning)
- Bubonic Plaque samples stolen from Texas Tech?
- How did your pets get their names?
- Find Your Middle Earth Name
- Never Misunderestimate George Bush
- San Franciscans: Recognize the street in that Convertible VW Bug commercial?
- Carnival in Trinidad
- Just Say No to Wendy's Frosty - Impossible?
- The Five Minute Rule, universal?
- Someone's been throwing out food!
- Belief-O-Matic
- SMDB Threads That Go Together
- Jokes with tthe same setup, but multiple punchlines
- Explain the odds in this raffle
- Evil, Evil Easter Bunny
- I gave him a bird and he threw me out on my butt.
- The Straight Dope 30'th anniversary is coming!
- What does Ground Zero look like now?
- You can drive again...when you're long dead
- bernse's bad experience for brunch. The letter follows. *long*
- Sloganize your username.
- Let Stand for 5 Minutes
- Help Me get an MD Sony Remote
- The Pregnancy Thread - Expectant Mums and Dads Check In Here:
- Debating Dopers: Anyone wanna help brainstorm with me?
- has there EVER been a triple black diamond on mont sainte anne?
- first, an apology to everyone
- Ren fair costume needed
- Chicken And Chocolate: An Easter Tale
- Anti-Valentine's Day Bamadope, date tentative.
- I'm sorry, I can't come to work this year. (LONG)
- quirky behaviors inspired by irrational fears
- Polycarp's 7000th Post Fiesta and Canonization
- Hi
- Happy belated birfday, JayLa!
- Just out of idle SDMB curiosity...
- The Giant Squids are out to get us!!! Says the BBC.
- Parental Advice: 1st B-Day
- Weird assed hobbies.
- I'm a man who is getting a nose job. Anyone ever had one?
- I've got the dope on J.K.Rowling's next book!!!
- Neener, neener....Look what we got.
- We Bought a (well almost) new car!
- I cannot imagine a more inappropriate gift
- So am I screwed?
- Paul Newman has a Sense of Humor
- Chemical Warheads found in Iraq
- 1968 Nixon campaign ad
- Dopers, please welcome my brother to the boards!
- Ooops! Caught in a Handicapped Bathroom Stall!
- I just moved to Denver. Anyone have advice/wanna hang out?
- When you gotta go...
- Battleground God - consistency test
- Battleground God - consistency test
- Messed-up movie titles - a game
- Joe Conason of Salon.com is a Doper!
- Have I made any friends on this Board?
- Two girls and a beaver on a mission.
- Any "bad" white neighborhoods in the US?
- To XJetGirlX.....
- (Almost) Thirty Thousand Members!
- The Unprepared Essay game: Redux
- My mouse is dirty - I know I'll soak it in hot water!
- ive been robbed
- Just recieved an old folder of English work that I did 4 years ago..
- Fun Rob Schnieder Game
- Rider offers the makings of an interesting paradox and gets locked out
- Last of the Dambusters die
- Huh? Did you call me Rascist? What?
- A Valentine's Day gift worth waiting for
- A toothpaste question.
- Update on my dad
- I'm gone. If I don't post by Monday, I'm dead. Probably.
- My daughter's obituary is in the Maui news.
- List of smurfs names
- Some video game help (hardware related)
- Get a what?.com
- SDMB's Miss Manners
- Bat Boy the Musical(Memphis Dopefest?)
- On top of everything else...my grandmother died today
- SpringsFest -- Colorado Style -- Feb 8?
- hello.I'm new
- The SCA - a call to arms!
- Happy birthday to... six wonderful people! :)
- Triple digits!
- Turning Ten
- Attention all! I have been an ass, and must make amends...
- What jobs involve virtually no contact with others?
- Out of the closet at work
- Back in the Swing
- Trip to San francisco
- Eddie's going to Ireland
- Come to Trent Lott's Celebrity Roast!!
- The Government wants YOUR spam!
- Question for Guinastasia
- I'm sick. Someone come take care of me :(
- Habs finally fire Therrien!
- My brain is officially aging.
- But the sugar will KILL you
- I'm $7000 richer than I was yesterday
- "666" appearing in my IE address bar
- Decision for Dwyr (sad for pet lovers)
- Yep, That's Pretty Gross (or, TMI: The Next Iteration)
- No, but my glasses flew off.
- My DSL died and the Internet was reborn
- My Valentine has four legs.
- newdoper checking in
- Important rules when inviting guests to your house
- No Kids For Me!!!
- <groan>
- My SO is hot!
- I lost my pager!!
- O.J. Simpson Walked, So WHY Is Robert Blake In Solitary?
- Explain this magic trick
- In which a video games makes me happy to the point where I'm starting to worry
- I ordered my baseball tickets today!
- why i post in purple
- Nail clippers got through airport security
- Beagletrix buys a G35 Coupe, and it's in!
- Say Hello to my Little Friend... Emofkuniv
- Would You Please Welcome Skulldigger?
- I replaced my mouse and keyboard yesterday.
- Help me write an invitation...
- Bushfires in Canberra, Aus.
- Charlotte Dopefest: Interested?
- Can we have a party to celebrate the 30,000 members?
- My SO thinks she's a lesbian, I need to vent.
- I Survived, Had A Rotten Time.
- Am I an idiot?
- Farewell to Joe and JerseyDope
- Remember "Encylopedia Brown?"
- My 5-year-old and Pop Culture References.
- Just when I thought I have seen it all...
- my parents caught me.........
- Well. Now I'm stoned out of my gourd...
- new SDMB board -- what would it be?
- Vanilla stoli..
- I think my cat's leg is broken...
- Go Maryland! It's your birthday!
- Huge sigh of (medical) relief
- Crotch the weed! It's my mom!!
- Finally answer that eternal nagging question - Is this sperm or WHAT?
- Scotticher's Artistic Soul
- Yes ladies - to meet all your needs - VIPON.
- The dumbest questions I have heard this week.
- I'm in the library, and I just made it through a huge case of the giggles
- Jobs with high salaries - any ideas?
- Why do men like shiny, metre-length, pointy objects?
- Oooh...me want!Me want!
- We could use your prayers please
- Go Titans! 20 Minutes and counting! WOO HOO
- Wooo Hooo Hoooo!!!!!!!!!!
- Fun things to do in New Orleans (aside from Mardi Gras)
- I have my Model M and it is glorious
- Whoa! SETI might have found something...
- "You Have Performed An Illegal Operation"- ARRRGGHHH
- My friend is gone.
- Arr! Ye wanted yer got it! An all pirate super bowl!
- How would the world benefit if you were cloned?
- Dial up really sucks
- How to get that first grant: A young scientist’s guide to (AI) funding in America
- Bills of Mortality
- I'm Finally Getting A Cleaner - Yay!!!
- Happy Martin Luther King Jr.'s Birthday (Observed)!
- My little brother actually sent me a cool link. Weird.
- Anagrams of Your Username
- Apparently I'm a Nerdslut...
- Last night I had the strangest dream
- Reflex tester while drunk :)
- Extremely Uncensored! What does that MEAN??
- wanna play baseball?
- Check out Google!
- It's my birthday! All hail me!
- The Devil's Dayplanner
- JamesBondLand!
- Hey! It's Buzz Aldrin's Birthday!
- Oh, my sides!
- The Trivia Thread from Space...and Beyond!
- Director John Waters is "Marylander of the Year"
- Just taking the PWC...oops, and the SUV...for a swim
- Industry Accolades of the Year
- Going to Australia!
- Three Lies and A Truth
- Is Selling Cars A Decnt Job?
- Thoughts On driving a Sh*tbox car
- TMI-An open apology to the people of the Detroit area regarding my digestive tract.
- My Straight-Dar is out of whack.
- Just a little FYI for those who might care.
- So I tried Curling for the first time...
- Pro Taliban Site
- SDMB Newbie Diplomacy game
- MLK's I Have a Dream speech. Wow!
- Valentines Day Jinx
- What's Your Last Meal? Final words?
- Good Luck, LindyHopper!