- And I still haven't found what I'm looking for
- Stupid Things Said By Sportscasters
- The truth about posts?
- Adventures in Alchemy
- Need Article Help! Celebs Who Changed Course Midlife?
- Patriotic Dress Fridays
- Ancient Army for Miniatures War Game Needed
- How much do freelancers charge for desktop publishing??
- My daughter just told her very first joke.
- Where do Florida students go/Spring Break
- NEWS FLASH: Soldiers surrender to Canadian journalists
- Lord, I need a hug.
- Pepsi Is Unpatriotic! Drink Coke!
- Ditched for Dungeons and Dragons
- Holy crap...my friend has gone missing.
- SDMB Book Round Robin?
- When old Wrestling stars snap on each other! (Savage/Hogan)
- Help me pick a new sig
- In bed with my desktop PC - VNC Rules!
- Happy birthday, Pollo Boyo!
- How much have YOU typed in reply to a post before deciding against it?
- Navy recruting spam?
- Liars!
- I need a breast.
- How Does It Know?!? Please Tell Me!
- Charleston, SC
- D2 XP players, did I steal your magicfinding mojo?
- My teacher got fired...
- Prayers and good thoughts please
- The definitive doper pizza guide.
- Estilicon has a job.
- Why do I have 71.5 pliers?
- To all you SCA, RenFest folks out there-Thanks!
- National Side win 2-0
- 12 hour shifts are long, thank god for this board.
- Lego Concentration Camp Set - WTH?
- Trimming pubes GOOD, trimming armpits BAD
- Need to catch a roadrunner
- Emergency Alert System
- Am I Hipper Than Carrie Bradshaw?!
- Do you call margarine butter?
- What is your screen name an abreviation of?
- Extended family badly wounded in Iraq
- semi-famous people who are not couragous
- SEC busts the time traveller from 2256
- How did I live without this???
- Memories of the '91 Gulf War
- A twenty-five year old parallel?
- I got my Keto-Diastix to change colors (Atkins Diet)
- How can I get rid of a canchre sore?
- Tonight's the last night you can smoke in a NYC restaurant/bar
- Anyone still at nationstates?
- How can I unscare myself?
- Sunday Morning Puzzle #67 -- A Salute to the SDMB
- Happy Birthday, Brilharma!
- Did MSNBC just get subtly hacked?
- I don't believe this.
- Nasariya, cha cha cha!
- Partner has a tiny dick?
- The Laws of the Internet
- I need college advice!!! (Very mpsimish)
- Boat race
- My "Inner Child" is Nelson Muntz . . . Who's Yours?
- Very particular thieves with knowledge of medical equipment
- Question about nationstates
- "You are behaving badly!" cards!
- AOL headline mismatches
- Confession: I'm a boob appreciator
- attempting to loogff
- STDs without sex?
- I'm on the board!!
- Stupid as kids are
- Masturbate for peace.
- I feel I've stepped into a larger world...
- My cousin was arrested....
- Parents: Please teach your daughters to go down at the end of sentence.
- "The Bore" (a new poem)
- How do I accept? (long, personal)
- New Zealander bet the Wright Brothers to powered flight?
- I just got my Creative DAP Jukebox III!
- Move aside J-Lo. Saddam is on the block.
- Attack of the 50' Tall Mr. Negative
- Nursing home games are a thing of evil.
- Is there a Vegas betting line regarding who will win Cy Young?
- Thread Murderer!
- Calif starts DO NOT CALL list Tue.
- How many miles does your car have on it?
- My ex and I are warping our son ...
- Scary! Countdown to Tradgey.
- Come home safe and soon, Sean
- Stupid falling pine trees
- April Fool's Day - French origin
- The Straight Dope Pinewood Derby
- Question about nationstates.org and its scales on economics, politics etc.
- threads I need locked
- It's the 2nd inning, and the Cubs are not yet mathematically eliminated!!!
- Come on, I'm paying good money for this!
- Q.E.D.--could I have a moment?
- What were you like as a kid?
- Has any doper ever been a process server?
- I just learned how my uncle died
- A few things I miss about the midwest
- My neighbors, the Sims
- Eh Eh....Gotcha a bewdy mate! April Fools.
- A half-hearted missive about declawing my cats.
- how do you put pics in posts?
- SCA Dopers?
- SU Goes to the Final Four!!
- I got a rhinoplasty today. Life sucks.
- Post funny April Fools links here.
- The Zappo Appreciation Thread
- Names of weird or abscure car parts
- Australians, Germans, beer, and numbers.
- Poly Does "The Rest of the Story"
- I'm an aunt! Er, almost...
- I believe
- Very strange encouter on the way home
- Time to celebrate SD April birthdays! :)
- My new office is 200 yards from the Indian Ocean
- I got an attagirl today.
- How ESPN made me a sports collectible
- Welby comes to work
- Thought for the day
- "Hail, Hail Fredonia--Land of Succotash Ice Cream!"
- Baseball stars fell in bunches on opening day.
- The Nose Picking Thread
- An excellent April Fool's joke
- Paging the Hardy Boys for "The Mystery of the Invisible CD Tracks"
- One more thing to worry about
- Coldfire, say it ain't so...
- Google knows where you're sleeping...
- Getting a new puppy by mid-May
- Iraqi intel operatives caught renting Weekend at Bernies
- Fresh Pineapple
- The Food Appreciation Thread
- How can I make Windows Explorer die a terrible, terrible death?
- Stupid - Suave - Stupid in 3 Easy Steps
- I need to clean my dice
- So, I am having portraits of my bunnies painted...
- lapsed
- Acronyms for BEER
- Come Do The College Acceptance Dance With Me!
- POW rescued!!
- paul smiths
- Problems with my friends
- Chocolate-covered sunflower seeds
- Frack-a-Sackin @#$% Dress Shirt Labels!
- Women's dating lives controlled by their parrents.
- I want a dog
- Job Opening at my company - PR
- For Absent Friends: What You Wish You Could Say
- My bird tries to start a family
- I Have Dodged A BULLET!!!!
- Where the moose is being murdered...
- The Mind of a Lurker
- I had a JOB INTERVIEW!!!!
- This is about the Most Intelligent Man In The World (after Cecil & me)
- Distributed Computing
- My unsubstantiated unresearched prediction
- My kid is so cute
- My employer decided some people were underpaid
- Anyone else having trouble getting to the Internet today?
- What CAN'T you find on eBay
- Gah!!!!!!! Spider!!!!!!! Spider!!!!!!!! Spider!!!!!!!!! Spider in my pants!!!!!!!
- What should I do in this slightly odd situation?
- Diet recipies (with WW points if you have the info)
- So, is it possible to get some DIPLOMACY advice?
- Journal for my Children - how & when to share?
- How about some GOOD war news: POW Jessica Lynch, rescued by US troops!
- Lookee here! I am 4000
- When you realized your friend was a bad person
- Colossal squid found in Antarctic
- people who vanish
- 15,000!
- Advice needed: Should I attempt to reconcile with an estranged friend?
- I'm in Love!...but
- miniPorkDope - Saturday April 5, Minneapolis
- How old is too old to date me?
- I'm pretty sure the results of some sporting events is in my hands
- How do you spell the shaking your jowls about in a flabbergasted manner sound?
- Coffee Fun Fact
- Saddam seeks MHB's
- 'You' are in the dictionary ... what's your definition
- Creepy...The Alarm Door *BEEP* Just Went Off When I Know No One is There
- My first free time of the day
- Ann Arbor Dopefest in June! Who's in?
- Soon to be homeless, looking for advice. (a tiny bit long, not terribly so though)
- Bannana bread?
- Never colonize mineral poor planets, or Share your useless expertise.
- cinema
- I am terribly jealous of Stonebow
- Advise Please on Teenager and Cigarettes
- A friend of mine is going to propose to his girlfriend
- Keeping up with the Joneses
- Help with quitting smoking.
- Sad Dog Story
- lonely
- Bizarre Work Day Twist
- Want to Get Off Your Lazy Butt and Clean with me?
- The Marines impress the press (and me, too)
- I can die semi-happily now
- I'm so glad I don't drive to work.
- ‘Vice is closing’ on Saddam - he's been a baaaad boy
- Chicago Dopers, anyone need a roommate?
- An old colleague of mine was voluntarily cannibalized and killed. TM friggin' I.
- I am a bad parent
- "the chick was in the way" (a poem)
- Bedrest
- SARS - Information from Canadian Blood Services
- I don't like the word "partner"
- My mom's last words
- Where to take a date in DC
- I have a cold and can't take anything for it! :(
- Hello!
- In this job market, being tenacious pays off. (Finally! I have a job!)
- Looking for good thoughts ...
- Diet/exercise info for insulin resistance/type II diabetes/general overweight
- Another addictive game - put your name on a train with the power of Flash!
- Baseball Quotes
- Let's play 2 Lies and a Truth!
- Microsoft to challenge google
- I just took off my shirt to eat a sandwich.
- The war reaches into my office
- Just what in the world is....?
- What are the closing lines to this childhood taunt?
- It only took four bobby pins to put my hair up.
- Your WHAT hurts?
- Gameshow hostesses are dumb
- I saw Stoid's website on the history channel
- Jessica Lynch's savior..
- UCLA can kiss my grits
- The Eve Appreciation Thread
- The cheat is not dead (Strong Bad!!!)
- Suggestions for a special 1000th post..
- Someone asked about international adoptions?
- Two puzzles: any answers, please?
- I'm curious. What does "Humboldt" bring to mind for you?
- Single Episcopal Men, Beware!
- Germany's Schroeter says Saddam Should Go!
- Ham-handed Ham Radio Operator
- Confess your sins
- Coolest underwater animal ever.
- Dutch-English translation Please? Pretty please?
- Game of "Mornington Crescent" anyone?
- Horse leg break picture and links to amazing pictures.
- Why I Wish I Was Anal Compulsive.
- The pollen count in Atlanta is pushing 5000 today
- What's with the freaky weather this week?
- Three Cheers for Mohammed!!
- Anybody want to go to a car show in Rhinebeck, NY on May 4 & 5?