- Mother's Day
- Summer in Ocean City, Maryland (jobs, housing, sex on the beach?)
- Things that petrify you
- DC/MD/VA movie fans? I got ya covered
- chicago
- Why do we have to look at Ben and J. Lo all the time?
- Decade trivia challenge!
- Irksome motorist & and little schadenfreude.
- There is a spider in my keyboard
- Roommate tampering with my computer
- So, I got off my butt and went to al-anon
- Post 100, here I come!
- In the hamPster vein, what phrase grates you?
- My Fantabulous Weekend
- Scandinavian Dopers, drop in and say hei!
- Can I get you ladies anything, I'm just popping down to IKEA ...... ?
- I'm a number, and it pleases me!
- Small amusement parks
- The SDMB Weight Loss Club - Part Deux
- Misuse of "epicenter"
- May 18th Graveyard Tour--The Best-Laid Plans
- "Honey, you have a fat ass and you spend too much time online" *cue 'Psycho' theme*
- So, How Are Everyone's Ailing Relatives Doing?
- I'm your captain
- I need to stop being a slut
- Hello, Baltimore! (Great Moi News + Request)
- freaky scary earthquakes!!!
- coming down from the Chicago high!
- No Cheating
- Dopers! Tell me what's good about turning forty!
- Bumper Sticker Mentality
- "Oh, waiter! There's a lizard head in my salad!"
- pepperlandgirl is a teenage boy?
- Yet MORE sequential threads
- Is there a market for this? Giant Rubber Band Balls?!?!
- That part of my life that I will never get back.
- For you it was Mother's Day. For me, it was Christmas
- Grumble grumble
- Pity Me! I am writhing in pain!
- What is restricted on a Zone Diet?
- The Lincoln Park Pirates
- I don't know how to put things in my ass. (a true story)
- Back to school you slacker.
- Car Builder PC Game
- Help me find a chair.
- MD, DC, NoVA Dopers! I'm-a comin' to town!
- SDMB/Unaboard Fantasy Baseball Leagues
- An Uncomfortable Silence
- Who wants to play with me?
- The list of foods not to eat grows longer every day. The latest: Oreos
- Great advancements in user interface
- Advise a soon-to-be ex-pat
- Songbirds: a revelation followed by typical cynicism.
- Good Lord - another Texas woman has massacred her kids.
- Singing horses!
- Can someone help me unscramble these letters?
- Chicagoland Dopers: A little help, please (dead game serious)
- Chicago Dopers -- weekend get-together soon?
- It's Late, But You Still Get Your Money's Worth
- Welders!
- Please remember to put smilies in your post
- Bruce_Daddy's daily drunken drivel
- Australia and Other Things
- So I just got out of Rehab
- We went looking for an engagement ring tonight!
- 80's trivia
- Sports in the Park - A Record?
- it's my birthday and I don't care
- I Got a Talk Box!! (cue joyful giggling)
- Bar Exam Misgraded
- Adventures in Grooming: a Voyage of Self-Discovery
- Any "Doper" TRUE ghost stories out there?
- Another true story
- Need advice on one-way trip to a city I've never been to (Sidney)
- love
- Too Young To Be A Mum!
- So We're Having A Baby
- Your Favorite Era in Fashion?
- My Very First EuroVision Song Contest...come make your predictions!
- My best friend's roomate is FINALLY moving out...
- Riyadh Dopers, you still there?
- When lawyers and Oreos collide.
- Stuffy, I need to talk to you.
- Sheer brilliance (NOT)
- National Balloon/Condom/Positive Parenting/Breastfeeding Awareness Week
- New $20 bill unveiled, and I got a beef...
- Late 80s/Early 90s T-Shirts
- Is anyone interested in dinner and/or drinks in NYC this Saturday (5/17)?
- just posted in ATMB for 1st time!
- Hey Micheal Hunt
- Weirddave, check your e-mail
- I think we're all bozos on this bus! (Firesign spoken here.)
- Piercing? Branding? Passé. Now, there's tongue-splitting.
- Canada has 20,000 Jedis
- Ask the bone marrow courier
- I was just wonderin...
- Introducing the latest Doper couple
- Name the Russian baby
- Does Anyone Have a Spare Code for LiveJornal That I Could Use?
- Let me see if I understand this...(sorta adult)
- Let me see if I understand this...(sorta adult)
- Texas politics, gotta love it or hunting for Democrats
- Please Don't Drink and Drive- Very Sad
- My brother: moving up the corporate ladder at Disney & maybe moving to California
- I need a good quote for a ring
- Alas, my window of opportunity is broken...
- San Francisco Dopers - Kayak? Hike?
- San DiegDopefest II - June 14-15, 2003
- Common Spelling Errors on the Dope
- Ever been in the death zone? (Himalayan climbing)
- I am a confidence inspiring driver/navigator.
- Google walks us down memory lane
- BADs, Matrix II Whistlepig SF MemDay Microdope?
- I bought my Mom a TV! Does that mean I'm finally a grown up?
- Grateful Dead, The Other Ones, The Dead... whatever. I'm going!
- "Dick the Fish" is dead
- Mountain Dew and New Soda
- The new $20 bill. Problem still not solved
- Another story about horrible morning commutes
- Thanks Officer!
- I don't have to teach Summer Session!! Yippie!!!
- Adventures in the Waiting Room
- O-oh say can you see my wanger?
- Admit it. You were no angel yourself.
- On the occasion of the passing of Pixel, a friend
- Chicago Dopers - Help me pick a Chicago Neighborhood
- I'm done with finals! For good!
- Name your poison
- So you want to sweep simply_cats off her feet (or, "Please, sweep me off my feet!")
- Care to join me as I brag?
- I'm going for a run
- Worst way to be found dead?
- Why I hate the Ministry of Transportation (long)
- Any Vermont Dopers out there?
- What is this, early-onset Alzheimer's?
- The Church is Full of Hot Air!
- Dave DeBusschere RIP
- C'mon Blizzard! Give us what we want! (Diablo II related)
- Grr... I'm trapped in the land of ancient cinemas.
- The joy of professional conferences.
- Karma Chameleon
- Have you hugged your hamster today?
- In which a "bestfreind" proves she's not so good after all...(LONG)
- Tell Me About Your Leader
- The "three words ending in -gry" riddle has appeared on Snopes!
- S.O. lost 2 feet of hair today.
- Ouch!
- Am I being overprotective of my 9-year-old?
- misspelled graffiti
- I've applied to become a bone marrow donor
- Cycling and Life
- Let's hear your favorite puns..
- The REAL Cecil Adams?
- My former High School principal has passed away
- Mexico Is Good!!!
- New kind of adult trike
- Cockroach in my kitchen
- enter: meta-sin
- Never Thought I Would be so Happy to See a Cricket Liquified...
- Not looking for sympathy just prayers...
- As it was foretold...
- I killed a man today!
- DopeCraft
- Poet who didn't know it:
- This just in from the WTF-department
- Kentucky Fried Theater moments
- A message from Riyadh
- Race for the Cure 2003
- I met Eddie Izzard last night
- Please help me welcome --
- WoooHoooo!! I scored 106 million on MS Pinball
- Funny conversation
- Anyone know Latin>
- I'm kicking some butt at work!
- munchkin girl is sick... on her birthday!
- Cincinnati Area Dopers- The British Isles Fest!
- ''Tech Is Good but Goats Are Better''
- Would somebody like a job?
- I'm going to hell for laughing
- So I'm joining a gym today...
- Username vs. Real Name: Doper Etiquette?
- On Laundry and Lint
- Ever been sequestered?
- The geek in me screams "w00t!"
- Its time for Pride! Long Beach Gay Pride this weekend!
- I am an eating machine. And I itch. Please give me a pep talk.
- Playing with a set of letters
- what do you think when you see it?
- Things NOT to say to your pregnant wife...
- Doctors Believe Onion Story
- I've Got Fifty More Years!?
- Lunar Eclipse tonight and I cannot see it...
- Anybody wanna buy a 2002 SEC championship ring? (long)
- Farewell: In which Res graduates from law school, takes the bar, and ditches Michigan
- I just saw a total idiot on the road (not really Pit-worthy)
- Happiness is...
- Black guy wins the poll for the truck race at Charlotte!!!
- so, I got a pet rat tonight...
- How do I express my concerns without sounding accusatory?
- What's up with Winnipeg?
- Slitherlink
- Get ya new noble titles here!
- I have 220 hot dogs in my fridge... (17th of May!)
- my last day
- So, I'm plugged into The Matrix: Sounds good to me!
- I had a motorcycle dream last night
- Hostage update: I was shot!
- Saying the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time
- I'll be doing something really really dumb tonight
- In which Nott falls apart over a local Marine's war death
- Help me think of this word
- Homestar Runner
- How do I loathe me? Let me count the ways.
- An idle rumination
- MADinner in Annapolis (formerly AAA)
- My GCSEs are next week! Help!
- Can anyone help plan a family Grand Canyon area trip?
- If Shirley Ujest had married AskNott...
- I like my women NATURAL, damnit!
- Why are japanese people fixated on white people?
- I just got a flat panel monitor.
- On mass transit and reasonable accommodations.
- White chocolate Reese's Cups - Uh, I don't think so
- Horribly overdone, but boredom does take its toll! Ask the M8B!
- John D. Rockefeller gave us Standard Oil...
- The Metroplex: Reloaded (DFW Dopers, come on in!)
- Astronomy Picture of the Day Archive
- The Left Seat Passenger. (Or, "Johnny L.A. nearly gets creamed.")
- question about nickname "Raike"
- Cinderella
- Any advice for an expectant mother?
- Celebrating! And Sucking Up!
- Camping Alone, What to do?
- In which SnoopyFan asks a somewhat embarassing question and asks for advice
- Am I the only one who gnaws off his fingerprints to avoid detection?
- The demons within (poop humor-TMI)
- Kids Who Were Adopted: A Question.
- My dog is the cutest, coolest, smartest one on the planet
- My refrigerator is dying!
- Help Gay Quadriplgic in hospital of Hate
- Do you have trouble understanding people in chat rooms?
- Bosda feels chagrinned. Country Boy is "taken" in an on-line auction.
- The origin of the word "cocksucker".
- I'm Not Sure I WANT to Go to Funky Town
- 6 yr old niece sexually abused by 16 yr old
- Can someone tell me the joke that goes with the punch line?
- No more debt
- I got accepted into Florida State!
- Am I the only pedophile here?
- Esteem boost needed