- I can't come in boss, my son is sick...
- "No Soliciting" or "Ignore the Sign and Ring the Doorbell"
- Why do people put syrup on their french toast?
- One Night in Spiffled(Linked! Don't Delete!)
- What do we look like?
- Olympic sports you would like to see added...
- For all those limerick fans....
- My BuftDay Pahty
- Schadenfreude as a story-line element
- Jonathan & Darlene Edwards--on CD
- ...and now it's back up. Again.
- Another dumb game...
- Pasty, whiney little Englishman
- Cheap airfares
- Did I do the right thing?
- Gilligan's Island and the 7 Deadly Sins
- Guy Stuff 3: The search for 2
- Make fun of my name. Please.
- It's all about the child!
- Why does my screen do this?
- Once in Four Century Event!
- Movies: do bad guys win?
- Bitterness, bitterness, bitterness!
- I'm a Bankin' Beeyatch!
- Atlanta bound
- Oops...It's a boy
- Your Pet . . . and Its Name
- My husband wants to move
- Politicians Needed
- We had an Earthquake!!!
- Happy Leap Day!!
- Samantha (dog) misses Larry (dog) so much. What to do? Advice / Comments Please
- Are you an avid concert goer?
- School Shooting in Michigan
- mini rant just because I'm having a bad day
- What's in a name?
- Help from Phish fans! (or Snoop fans, or country/western fans)
- Do you want to be shot...
- Ground Swallow Me NOW!
- My baby is flying away
- You're All Beneath Me
- Good lord, what the hell is this world
- Spending the night at work
- Anyone share my birthday?
- Outrageous Long Distance Bills
- What was this material? Help please.
- What will be the question for the millenium..this millenium of course?
- Favorite Seinfeld Episodes?
- Greed how bad can it be.
- Do they know how that sounds?
- (Kind of) Close Calls
- It's Michigan's turn I guess...
- Time to change your sig (the votes are in)
- Even More Torture
- The Sweetest Sound . . .
- Teri Garr makes the Onion
- Back from tropical paradise
- Goodbye, Dennis...
- Hi! where ya'll from?
- Necessity is the mother...
- inertia will fix my PC
- Annabanana
- Money-making "invention" - HELP!
- Caught In the Act (Alone) . . . Survey
- Are we living in The Truman Show
- Kathie Lee
- Do we live in the Truman Show
- Minor League Baseball Team Nicknames
- Anticipation....making me wait
- Xena and the Isle of Lesbos?
- The French poetry thread
- If You Could Pick An Era to Live In
- It's Sani's 500 Post Party!
- This week in Kelli's diary
- worst pick-up lines EVER
- Unwritten criteria for selecting Jeopardy contestants
- How many people are here?
- Let's talk about Vegas Ba-By, Let's talk about you-and-me...
- what's in your pockets?
- Ahem.
- Men and their favourit sex fantasy no. 1
- What's your favorite Far Side?
- A Big Thanks to Opal
- Empty Nest
- Anyone else name their box?
- Live Aliens
- Time issues
- botched tubal ligation
- Link please David B
- Facing Down Old Demons (almost literally)
- Happy Birthday to Rilchiam...
- What has David Soul been doing lately?
- everybody run the prom queens got a son
- IUD, Anyone?
- Nominate your OWN catagory....
- Happy Texas Independence Day!
- Percentages are fractions based on a denominator of 100
- Goin' to France
- "The Third Man" = "One Rainy Afternoon"
- Yeah, you've heard it before.....
- Hey MrKnowItAll
- Ways to make money
- How to exceed the speed of light
- Cracklin' Rosie
- Let's Get Together-The Aftermath?
- Another "Far Side" question
- ? for Harlan Ellison fans
- Surrendered Wife
- Box Naming
- IQ Test
- More tales of the Ninja!
- Name my box
- Pity the fraus & frauleins
- reverse gullibility - debunking
- Who is Cecil?
- Absolute Best Accent
- Signature Protocol
- freaky words
- Changed My Sig Line
- cd rom games for VERY young children
- Elegy for Gabriel....
- Stupid comments about your job
- Let's ruin the endings to some books!
- Great American Gas-Out
- Funny punch lines only please
- Why hasn't Jennifer called?!?
- Georgia on my Mind
- Anyone name their box? (what you were all thinking about the original post)
- Check-in for the Des Moines DopeFest
- Who wants to marry ....?
- What animal would you be?
- Wanna play some chess on line?
- Confederate Flag: stay or go?
- what is your favorite website?
- How often U get off?
- marilyn vos savant is wrong website
- Are you High?
- Neuro's 1000th Post Party, or Leave Your Sanity at the Door
- God & Beer
- Prefer shower/bath?
- All straight people please answer these questions??
- Britney Spears
- Travellers Checks (advice)
- Mardi Gras in Mobile, AL
- Saying goodbye really sucks
- They'll be comin round the mountain.... in six hours
- Action against SDMB idiocy
- Dr. Christiane Northrup : Enlightened Doctor or New Age Bimbo?
- The pill vs. Sex Drive
- Best drink for women.
- Stacked Washer/Dryer combo
- Arrgh! How do I get rid of these pests?
- 6 letter 1 syllable
- The englishman slapeth?
- enjoy anal sex?
- favourite slogans/catch phrases
- Drunks on TV
- Airplane laptop outlets?
- Searches
- Response to Trolls - 1 Solution
- Horse Purchase
- Whats the stupidest question ever asked?
- The Michael Masterson Thread
- How much money do you have?
- Who Wants to Be a Litigator!?
- Toys you enjoy
- Do you have multiple orgasms?
- Any other Luddites?
- The Michael Free Zone
- romantic dopers - look here to find love
- Weird eyes
- They turned on the air conditioning!!!
- Any good ASCII art signature generators out there?
- Let's thwart some story lines! ;)
- Mike's fan club
- Did we overreact?
- How come they don't make half-loaves of bread?
- Single Moms and spoiled Brats...
- I have a 25" one now and it barely fits...
- Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Trolls
- The I Hate Michael Masterson Thread
- Jokes we don't know the punchlines to.
- Mike's Official fan club
- Is there any time left at the end of time?
- What is "Good Beer" to you?
- Let's bitch about our phone bill, shall we?
- Help me not hate my Doc Marten's
- Do you trim your pubic hair?
- It's all about Michael -- or not
- March 18th for NC SDr's
- Easily amused by my web browser
- Mother Goose had a heart attack
- Your fastest file transfer?
- Coollio?
- Sealemon88 where are you ?
- What do you call a half-wit with too much time on his hands?
- Any sexual topics Masterson hasn't asked about yet?
- "Heartfelt" wishes and prayers for Wally
- Alternatives to "Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?"
- Death of Olympic Gold Medallist
- lyrics please
- Free ISP's
- "Humpty Dumpty"/"I Am the Walrus" revisited
- Wow, Cabbage, Good Game!
- Great Game, Lib!
- Drain Bead kicked my ass in Scrabble for the second time!
- America lyrics
- Your Baseball Team?
- Theme Parks that don't exist yet
- Did the Grammys affect your music buying?
- Nice things
- How do I save it?
- DNFTT
- Why do girls...
- DON'T POST TO IT.
- JACKPOT!!!!!!!
- Cecil E-mailed Me!
- Multiplayer Games - let's get something going here!
- holy fuckin shit a tattoo
- Super Hero costume ideas, please
- Was Jesus Black?
- Wayne Knight rules!
- abbr
- Electing a Dead President: The 20-Year Curse.
- I have a confession to make...
- Truly Mundane and Pointless: I just turned 1000
- Stop it, just stop it!!!!!!
- Sequential Threads Revived
- Cosmetic smells (shampoo, lotion, etc.)
- Absolute WORST accent?
- The Up Late Thread
- Request on Dealing with Trolls
- More About Going to the Bathroom
- Famous left handed guitarists for $500
- One Toke Over the Line
- Battle of the aphorisms; Help me decide
- Significant Others; Health hazards
- Are there really....
- Ecowareness
- Is Charlie Tuna insane?
- Hello from the Mediterranean....
- Hey - it's my 200th post - What do I win?
- Hats off to Eutychus55.. or thank you for making MPSIMS a pleasant place to be again!
- Coming out...well, kinda.
- Cornation Street is a soap?
- CanadianSue--A Beer to You for 1000
- A question for Opalcat (or whoever knows the answer)
- Which national day were you born on?
- If These Walls Could Talk
- going to graceland