- I need some Halloween help, St. Louis Dopers.
- Ferrari F50 Stolen During Test Drive
- SDMB Footie Focus: October
- Um. Underarm Deodorant is truly gross.
- Man bitten by rattler while shopping at Wal-Mart
- Cat won't eat... Ideas?
- Look at this scary picture.
- Do vegetarians eat seafood? Isn't seafood considered meat?
- Any MADs participating in the AIDS walk this Saturday (10/4)?
- You, yes, you... are POPE. What now?
- I should just shut my mouth, I know...
- The front-tuck (am I getting old?)
- Weird Earl eh?
- Fire!!
- Baby time!
- My Uni has declared Patriot Day Part Trois
- cute kid comments
- THAT'LL teach you to have sex in church
- Birthdays are all well and good, but...
- My $2000 dollar brand new computer SUCKS
- Cue the Conga Music!
- Dopefest at the KC Zoo - time for some sweet monkey love?
- Learn it, love it, live it.
- Brit Dope Winter 2003
- I Lost $1,250 On A Hand Of Video Poker Yesterday!
- Anyone here belong to a fraternal organization (Elks, Moose, etc.)?
- Yay! I'm hooked on a foreign haircare product!
- In Praise of Swedish Women (WWC thread)
- Giant Colon Comes To Philadelphia
- Help me name my baby
- What's the most insanely cute thing you did as a child?
- I was a Twinkie Today and Other Things Concerning Celibacy
- New Baby--I want confetti too!
- You'd read his grocery list? Really?
- This year's Nobel Price laureate in literature
- Bizarrely, I suddenly find this guy attractive...
- Packing Tip #44
- It's a Mercedes, not a way of life. Geez!
- Link found between homosexuality and coed attendance sheets
- Where's the other Verizon commercial?
- Scylla is #1 among breastfeeding moms!
- News Flash! Israel Announces 6000 New West bank Houses to Be Built!
- By CRUMB!
- For your amusement, more real life tech support calls
- Raikonnen the Reptile, Michael the Machine, Juan the Unfortunate Chump...
- My income is in the top one percent!
- Crap, we're being EVICTED!
- Odd Choices (TMI, you've been warned)
- Anal Movie Titles
- Anyone know anything about 80-20 Initiative?
- Ha ha, look what I did in the gene pool!
- Please don't put my three-year-old on the phone.
- Headlines We'd Like to See
- What was that site with the weird cat costumes?
- Is it unsanctioned for a teacher to treat a student like this?
- You don't need to be creative...
- I performed my first operation today...
- Shy guys! Tell me how you met your SO's
- So I'm moving..
- Return to Realty (the Sloop)
- Time to recognize SD October Birthdays! :)
- hmmm...
- I'd like to draw your attention to my chest.
- P.T. Smegma is not my username anymore!
- Does This Thread Make Me Look Fat?
- Tired of being single already
- Someone is trying to rip me off.
- Legit Sequential Thread: Write a blurb story based on headline in the Headline Thread
- I love where I work
- I Hate My Boss
- China to lob some dude into space.
- Ask Qazzz
- I'm going to have a much better weekend than you.
- $50 Million Unclaimed Lotto Jackpot
- Bizarre vagina requests (caution, possible language)
- Burpin' smoke...
- The funniest Schwartzennegger Headline.
- Yikes! Maria Shriver Looks Like A Cadaver!
- Self Proclaimed Jerks? Why?
- Things I wish I could explain to my cat.
- Anyone going to Ohio Mart at Stan Hywet?
- They are letting people go
- running barefoot (same title different ?)
- FDound out a friend died!
- Dirty Snowballs
- Montrealers, HELP!
- Web Weirdness
- Challenge Seating: Another innovation from SkyHigh Airlines
- Quick Fantasy Football Advice Wanted
- Got VB?
- Guys, if she asks you:
- Developers are driving our ghosts away!
- Funniest joke you know
- Senate aide fired for offensive Web site
- What is Mike trying to tell me with his hard lemonade?
- Chirping Fence
- Math is cool
- My cat's back!
- I'm an uncle!
- Some days the tiger eats you: Roy, of Siegfried and, attacked
- Death Metal
- North Koreans Have No Dongs
- People on acid should not wank
- Eek! A job interview!
- Uncommon Things You've Found in Other Countries
- I may not die a lonely and bitter old maid, after all! (long)
- My bachelor weekend: one night, and I've already trashed the place
- Today is my father's birthday.
- Time for fall cleaning everyone!! Doper Swap Meet time.
- Mmmmmm..... Guilty Pleasures
- President Bush wrote a poem...
- Any PC flatpanels that come even close to Macs?
- The Bluesclan is back online!
- My employer (a hospital) really doesn't like the new Flumist flu vaccine.
- Can't pay? Say goodbye to Fluffy.
- I burning your log
- Yaay, I'm drunk!
- They said motherf*cker and it was only 7:30
- Help me name my cat!
- The Internet and Romance
- Match my day for strangeness: Octopus in the morning, Emmylou Harris at night
- Dreaming of flying: the mechanics
- An Ode to my Bosses
- Geneology of location or otherwise user names...
- Help me justify a purchase
- I'm 61 today...
- It's the MOST Wonderfuuul time of the yeeeeeaar!
- Put a Tiger in your tank...NOT IN YER FREAKING APARTMENT!
- NoClueBoy is one year old today.
- The Sigs Only Thread
- Help me find my pants.
- Really Stupid Threads
- Austin Texas Dwellers/Former Dwellers
- The End of the World
- Awkward teen situation, advise needed
- Extreme....... What?
- Cubs Win! Cubs Win!
- Where can I find free jack-o-lantern patterns online?
- The New Pizza? Not What I'd Hoped
- So how did you turn out to be so Tw!$+3D?
- Dante Hall for President!
- Fun with DOS
- Does She Still Like Him?
- So, am I strange?
- "Dr. Dolittle, paging Dr. Dolittle. Dr. Doolittle, white courtesy telephone, please.
- Mice To Test Bush's Food In Thailand
- Going off the Pill
- But I SENT the car payment
- SCA-getting involved
- My first trip to a strip club
- Pay up if you ever want to see Kitty again alive
- Just wondering about something (maybe TMI)
- People Different From Us
- ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~
- Mental Math Shortcuts or Tricks
- If you own a copy of flashtyping please respond
- First baby advice
- Love Me or Leave Me, or Dating Hell Again
- Aaron said his first word today!
- Weirdness in the mail
- News headlines we DON'T want to see
- My friends may be parents tomorrow!
- Taking a Bath With a Jack
- Sox win! What a game!
- Famous classmates
- Cats - the other white meat...
- Georgia Dopers: Christmas Get Together?
- Fantasy football advice needed...
- Happy Birthday to me!
- Pumping and Breast Feeding support thread!
- Colts Win!! What a game!!
- Burning Dog!
- Simon Swears. (Naughty Language)
- On getting older...
- Not your Mom's Catholic Church
- CalDopers--Post your Voting Experiences!
- You Know What We Need? New Saints!
- The passport picture thread
- It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Angle-Grinder Man!!
- "Broadband" net access
- The New & Improved Survivor Game
- Cubs game tonight-what do I charge to not go?
- so my friend's brother died. (really really long)
- You only get three wishes, and you cant wish for more...Did I find a loop hole?
- Interesting article on Golden Gate bridge jumpers
- What was so bad with VeriSign's Site Finder service?
- Is GWB the culmination of US leaders?
- All you Californians: Voted? Going to vote?
- What fictional lawyer do you want to represent you?
- Live Journal community for low carb followers...
- Quick Call the FCC!!!
- Correctly taking body measurements?
- "Baby Boom"'s "Dadzone" idea a reality in Germany!
- newbie! hehe
- Well thatr was compllicated - ‘Shift’ key breaks CD copy locks
- Why won't my school cafe put sasuage in an omlette
- Cross Dressing mocks and insults women
- lacrosse
- I wore a suit today.
- Dude wants to hook up with me. Am debating whether to do it or not
- So I Changed My Username
- The Governator wins!
- Arnold won?
- Strippers or Massage?
- Eek! They like me, they really like me! NOW what?! Writer's advice sought...
- Holy Jesus! The routines people put down these days-- Legs!
- Californication - A New Definition
- My Concession Speech
- Selene, the temptress...
- Cesna 185 floatplane, am I brave or what?
- unclviny's birthday gun
- Inconsequential things you want to admit but don't warrant an annonymous post
- Calling Dublin Dopers
- Promise me anything I ask for...(disjointed)
- The Minigun used in Predator/T2: is it the new Excaliber?
- Great Blunders
- What I did On Tuesday Night, by Angua, aged 23 and a bit (Or mini-LonDope Aftermath)
- Match Your Wits! It's the LonDope Pub Quiz
- Hypochondria, anyone?
- The Countdown Has Begun! China To Launch The 15th!
- ColoraDope? In C. Springs? Anyone? Anyone?
- Prom Night Couples We'd Like To See
- I lost my job.
- My dog's twin is up for adoption -- someone nice needs to adopt her!
- A-courtin' we will go - Female advice needed
- Kind of a dumb question about getting a mole removed
- the most important poster
- A list of Things -- or, I'm really weird, aren't I? -- or, scenes from a High School.
- What?? You SMELLED It? Or... Hubby And The WMD
- Australians are the best people!
- pet peeves...
- Hackers Crash NYSE / CNBC Web Sites - DJIA Drops 1,200 Points!
- Anyone know anything about encouraging Alien Abductions?
- Heh welcome wagon's broke I guess
- Snakeskin cowboy boots
- What Products do you get, that I don't?
- What joke is this punch line from?
- Waiting for the Electrician
- How can you tell when someone is faking an injury? (looong)
- Information on Linguistics (grad school/jobs) wanted
- I need a big, plain belt buckle. ["D-ring"?]
- Rubik's Cube world record (video)....16 seconds?!?!?
- Who's the next governor from "Predator"?
- Schwarzenegger: negative influence on young kids?
- Back of the Milk Carton Dopers
- Who delivers Meals on Wheels?
- My world
- R*K*Milholland is aparently a doper!
- Where's a good place for hard to find posters?
- Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana Dopers Who Like to Walk Around Near Trees