- What is the most interesting thing you know?
- i'm thankful for...
- Of Spackle, Tape and Such.
- Santorum
- What is going on here?
- Twilight Zone: I have an evil doppelganger!
- I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues ...
- Can anyone help me with this web game, "Found Lost"?
- Custome ordered CD's. Why aren't record comanies doing it?
- too much internet in the office
- Holding your tongue for three years
- Obesity, OK people, we`re growing out of our clothes, cars, airplanes, theatres....
- I want Lobsang to create another thread
- What the Boss Shoulda Sent
- I hate my job...I think. (random thoughts, long)
- Sloganize yourself !
- Dublin Dopers - around next week?
- Create your own Norse epic poem
- TV Minister Benny Hinn hoist with own petard.
- Big Changes to Minneapolis Semi-Monthly Dopelunch on November 21
- Need some help from a Chi-Town area Doper, pretty please?
- Okay, I get it! There's a movie about Cat in the Hat coming out!
- Ha - You're all still playing the game!
- A normal on-the-injury? I'll not be having that, thank you. (long)
- An Absolutely True Story
- Well blow me!
- I fixed the toilet- all by myself!
- Hummm, Dr. Zebra does have a nice ring to it.
- What is Victoria's secret?
- Holland vs. Scotland
- I've got a Floater. Damn.
- Another one of those personality tests
- Old ladies with no teeth are mean.
- I live in Nazitown, Germany...
- This feels SOOOO good.
- On being single at the company party
- OH FUCK! I accidentally sent an e-mail to the wrong person!
- *Sigh* My Uncle's Probably Dying (Sad)
- Dopers, you can help clothe an injured soldier
- 140 years ago today.
- What's ypur pleasure?
- Freddy Adu: America's Youngest Pro Athelete Since 1887?
- Ice cream is for dumb people.
- I just got accused of being a hacker!
- The most worthless website in you favourites folder
- Soit's my birthday on Nov.29, 2003.....
- Ok, let's try this again....I'll be 20 on the 20th....
- Hi Granny. Good to hear from you after 10 years. Thanksgiving? Not sure. . .
- From Kindling to Victoriana
- OMG!!!!!! Wang-Ka Banned!!!!
- My god this board is fast.......
- Solo versions of board games
- rank the animals game
- 100 reasons to bum Robin Williams
- Death of a Ford Festiva 1989-2003
- Don't follow me!
- NYC mini-dope?
- Mason Verger = Micheal Jackson?
- Mucilage
- Kelli falls in love......
- Scotticher Called Me Darling
- ChiDope lunch - December?
- Queer Eye for the Royal Family?
- 5 years later—"Oh, I get it now!" (spoilers)
- Sometimes Management gets it right
- Londopers beware!
- Please help my friends get a free wedding!
- "I said, HOP IN."
- Googlerace: what's your candidate known for on the Web?
- First time for everything, I guess
- Amusing puzzle
- I'm going to college!
- I know exams can be boring, but there are limits.
- I baked my first loaf of bread
- Latest Zone Alarm Update - Heads Up
- How a dangerous situation was defused by the wonders of toast
- Kitty Litter Cake
- Squirrely Wrath!
- I'm mildly annoyed that no one is giving Philip Rivers a chance at the Heisman
- Hysterectomy Stories, please?
- I saw the Wienermobile today.
- Bipolar and Lamictal
- If Michael Jackson's singing career is over ...
- If they ever make a Charlie McCarthy movie
- I have no pubic hair!
- VegasDope: February 27-29
- Help me understand minterm/truth tables (digital logic)
- Dopers--Help Feed the Hungry.
- I'm coming to Ft. Lauderdale! Yay!
- Christmas with the Family, or Birthday with Myself?
- Thinner, tanned, and sexually enhanced - new drug promises all
- Help me make Thanksgiving Special...
- Where can I order computer parts in Europe?
- Strange product description.
- Pro-Gay Dopers... Assemble!
- Winter Wonderland
- Stop the Presses: Dog Gives Birth to Puppies!!!
- My juice! My reports! My sense of self-worth!
- So I *made* a difference in someone’s life.
- I did it! Another "innocent soul" converted to the Dope. Welcome shannablu!
- Things to do in Boston when you're cold
- The Straight Dope gets mentioned in an online 80's lyric quiz.
- This Encharito Shal Self-Destruct in 5 Seconds...4 Seconds...3...2...1
- Bounce Fabric Softener Sheets
- Are They Teaching Anything In J-School These Days?
- Why no Christmas Panto in USA?
- I have a train wreck, I mean blind date
- If you liked badgers, mushrooms, and snakes...
- Yet Another Internet Scam
- But I wanted it *now*...
- My fingernail smells like Dorito's.
- I Am A Space Cadet Pinball Addict.
- So we bought this house and the owner covered up termite damage....
- College football rivalry thread.
- Weird things your cats eat
- In which SkyBum has a question
- This is a legendary thread
- I could really use a cold walrus right now..
- Happy birthday, Idle Thoughts! :)
- Well Thats Waht You Get For Calling Us Whiging Pomes
- England! YESSSSSSSSS!
- Ginsu TV theme songs
- Math to make your head explode
- I'm new here... but I just wanna say Hi!
- Depo's more (un)pleasant side effects
- My First SDMB Dream
- Butt crack stragglers
- This young girl is amazing! - Re 13 year old surfer who lost arm to shark
- My neighbors have their Christmas lights up.
- School System + Police = Evil
- I Am The Monkey I Can Go Anywhere
- A public service announcement: gifts for teachers
- Best. Ebay. Seller. Ever.
- Welcome to our newest member, Rev. Fred Phelps
- Pinched Nerve -- Advice and Sympathy Requested
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Ode to a Male Stripper
- Printer Ink Usage
- A 94 Land Rover for 5000???? Am I dreaming????
- Today is my Birthday....
- I dare say, this wine is rather good. . .
- Hubble images set to music.
- This will be a dead muffin.
- "Box and Saucers" birth control
- Candles- Let's Be Careful Out There
- Can anyone help me integrate two differing groups of people?
- college rivalry jokes
- I found out who broke my motorcycle
- Sunday Morning Puzzle #79 --- The Secret of "123"
- Fortune Cookie Thievery
- Anybody Remember Pyroto Mountain?
- Beloit College List 2003 (old news, but new important news to me)
- Is there ANYTHING better than movetickets.com?
- Ah, the sacred filtration units of Guadaloupe!
- Welcome to Room 101
- It's time to pull the plug
- NYC MegaDopefest Weekend IV (January 16-19, 2004): Preliminary Schedule
- Geek appreciation thread
- New KB Toys Action Figure-G. W. Bush Elite Force Aviator in full carrier flight gear!
- The Internet is In Forming
- Anyone read Arabic?
- The Culprit Has Been Nailed
- In This Thread, me and Atreyu play absurd comedists on the run.
- Dublin Dope?
- Nice Customer Stories
- It's my birthday, and I'll give a trivia quiz if I want to
- Nobody wants to hear about your dreams, OR, Dancing with Archimedes
- What is a good pet to keep inside...
- Thank You to AndyPolley for my B-day gift OR I'm no longer a freeloader!!
- OK, I hit 100 postings. Where's my prize?
- Building my own guitar - looking for a template for body...
- What the HELL HAPPENED????
- Ok, just how many kiwi dopers are there?
- Surprise Birthday Party for...
- Ladies. Gentlemen. It Has Begun.... Christmas Decorating!
- Michael Jackson Joke Roundup!
- A thread for stressed students
- Saw a woman fart today.
- John Allen Muhammad sentenced to death
- Rush fans only.
- Essential services are disappearing.
- can we agree that encores are lame?
- I'm #1 on Google!
- I'm worried about my friend's mental health
- video games you want to buy?
- European history/politics buffs, check this out!
- Could Michael Jackson's face be saved?
- AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!! or "everything is trying to happen at once!!
- Books I'd Like to Write
- How do we actually *know* this is Michael Jackson?
- My new baby! A tale of pure geek love
- Telekom (nka T-Mobile) cycling team
- Things that are really annoying with PMS
- Message board chain letters
- My my, retail DOES have an up side...
- Take a ride in my Mexican meat seat!
- "By the time I get to Phoenix...
- 500 post of Feces being Flung
- Klansman injured in initiation ceremony
- Steroid abuse = road rage?
- Fathom Down?
- Who da Man? I guess I am...
- Today is the day
- A game for two that lasts all day long. No, not *that.* Sheesh!
- Sig ribbon for AIDS day, 1st of December
- Looking for Skeleton Puns
- Working on holidays
- Zelda Rocks
- Gaah! I clicked the wrong button by mistake; now I have some POS adware!
- Mach 3 razor
- MRRROW! My 1000th Post Party!
- Question about Weight Watchers
- NationStates-alikes?
- Change in Virginia fire code makes fresh Christmas trees illegal for some
- Freezing Snickers, Twinkies Etc...
- How do other countries celebrate Thanksgiving?
- Help!!!!
- Message board word/story games
- I got banned on another message board!
- How do I restart my computer in Safe Mode? (Win XP Home)
- Missing college student, help find her!
- Mpsims
- I drank a diet vanilla Pepsi 7 hours ago...
- What's the most embarrasing thing you've ever done IN PUBLIC!
- Mysterious Transexual at work
- My hard drives are politically incorrect
- Life's Great Ironies #359
- Looking for a Moon Hoax....Hoax site
- More dumb jokes? Well, if you insist...
- I'm a guy.
- Inventor of an orgasm-inducing device has dearth of test subjects
- Shall I scan your right hand or forehead?
- one year sober this Sunday!
- LA City Council bans "master-slave" hard drive terminology as culturally insensitive
- Yowch. (pause). Wow!
- Look for Harvey Fierstein as Mrs. Claus in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade!
- Michael Jackson, you're Christmas present is ready
- Growl...I am (a story of a lecture)
- Sweet monkey love ........ phantom dog pregnancies .... TMI
- Growl...I am (a story of a lecture)
- Testicles for sale
- Orlando Dopers--What's a good place to go in your town?
- Well crap! Apparently, I've horribly upset someone! Input please.
- I suddenly feel empowered.
- Hi, Vanilla. Today is your birthday
- Now I know what cumin smells like.
- NFL Campbell's soup drive
- What's the worst Christmas gift you ever got?
- Stuff your dog does to make you go "huh?"
- Who has left it all behind?