- Californian's are amusing
- So I really, really messed up. (arrest)
- How do I find the BOOK?
- I'm an idiot (a stupid crush)
- What is flash mobbing and how can I do it?
- Distort a famous quote (game)
- Intenrship interview, HELP!
- Schedule
- On this day of Thanks, enter here to find out how you've wasted your pathetic life...
- Thanks(giving) for the memories!
- Ahhh.... low traffic on the boards!
- Wishing Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
- Where does your last name rank?
- Happy Turkey Birthday to Anna Lucretia
- President Bush's secret Iraq thanksgiving visit- how?
- Finally. An honest prescription drug commercial.
- B.C. Dopers?
- I witnessed a robbery today
- Share your Thanksgiving stories with me
- Ack! How do I support my friend? (Pregnancy related - sad).
- I took my Christmas lights down....
- How can I get a Nigerian scam letter?
- Shopping tomorrow
- Internet Detective (Game)
- I'm Sorry: please point me to those 'nice guys' threads
- The Funny Stuff Thread
- Jewelry is the gift to give
- Good luck, Retail Dopers
- Got a Ticket, Need Info on Speed/Radar Laws & Out of State Stuff
- A new, inventive, thoughtful way to correct military "trouble children". . .
- Half-arsed, Semi-Secret Santa Downunder.
- Death From Above.
- So who's at work today? (Friday after Thanksgiving?)
- Anyone for Haggis hunting?
- I've been awake for 22 hours.
- They Ate My Christmas Tree!
- Crushing chest pain....must disrobe...and....get in a stranger's truck...
- How on earth did I ever live without Wi-Fi?
- Pregnant woman who needs money for bus ticket home: You are awesome!!!!
- My Life, My Comics... and Japanese Dopers, please?
- I bought a persimmon...
- Weather report check in for your area.
- National Shopping Day. What did you score big on?
- Real life "1920's style deathrays"
- Cognitive dissonance on cellblock #5
- Possible step-kids? Aiee! Help!
- I just bought the most disgustingly gauche pair of pants.......
- Does this make any sense?
- I'm Quitin'! (kinda long)
- Ready for New Year's? Polar Bears, unite!
- Winky Blinky early 60s toy
- I would like someone here to prove the idea that I am not God.
- Man, if I was president, I'd go on sooo many dangerous adventures
- Lucent dreaming
- The attempts of a want to be writer Part 1
- Ask the hung-over, department-store Santa
- The Insanity Test
- Ilsa Lund's wonderful, shimmering fountain of rolleyes
- Ask the lagogorunati
- Am I hopelessly out of the loop?
- Taco Bell ripped me off (in a dream)
- Who was the world's first lawyer?
- Thongs
- Dried frog pills; or, the best gift I've ever given
- Songs about strange things...
- My husband's gone for 2 weeks : (
- Naming the Bush II War
- Weird stuff about Washington
- eHarmony.com tells me I'm undatable ... huh?
- Empty Fortune Cookie!! what does it mean?
- Give me Your Drug Slangs
- Christmas lights are on my house
- The critter living in my attic (and my plan)
- People believe in weird things
- Tea and toast - scientists discover the perfect formula
- Well I'm on 90 day Probation at work
- Tell us about your first period
- My hometown is #1!!
- I'm going to fly my US Flag. What if anyone else wants theirs flown?
- I am going to sleep because I am drunk
- Make a decision for me......Please???
- Euro 2004 draw
- Tuscany /the good the bad and the just plain awful
- Oooo I'm going to Norway!
- car guys: why should I care about a 'hemi'?
- FYI: Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra are both 'off the market'. . .
- Wanna scare someone from having sex?
- Happy Tree Friends
- Dangerous Toys and Superman Capes (long)
- The FBI opens its "Zero Files" (Spooky Theme!)
- Amusing labels or "Moisturising handwash: suitable for vegetarians"
- You secretly want to bid on this Ebay item
- I'm being forced to move!
- Morris Dancers: Elbows a-jingle
- Sorry, Qadgop the Mercotan
- What the heck are...
- Bratz: Why would parents allow their children to have "whore toys"?
- Someone drained our bank account...
- Fish Fart!
- McDonald's real marketing campaigh; cats outta the bag?
- The Bull Moose Party
- The Most Important Thread You'll Read Today
- stupid beard trimmer
- I piss on Osama every day.
- Man, NyQuil is damned good!
- It's that time of the year again....
- The Penny Arcade Children's Hospital wishlist
- Why I Think Linguistics Is Amazing.
- Post Your Holiday Cookie Recipes!
- Please Take a Survey for a Research Paper
- Happy December!
- Have a holly, jolly Christmas, and in case you didn't hear ...
- Me lose Gallbladder?!
- A suitcase of bizarre mystery!
- Happy December, everyone!
- I've found babes! Babes with blades, that is...
- Apparently, I'm an Average Moron
- Ask the former lurker!
- Happy world AIDS Day! I'm gonna get wasted- help me name a new drink (win a prize).
- Brit Dope 2003 Results
- Can someone tell me about San Diego?
- Got Mojo?
- EEEEEEEK!!! It's "Meet the Parents" time!
- Should you tell a friend they're not getting married?
- Yahoo mail down?
- It All About The Love, People
- Gertrude Ederle Swims the River Styx (1905-2003)
- MilliCal Strikes Again
- YAY!!!! My mum's just passed her driving test!!!
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sequential Thread Title
- I'm really stupid
- The Purgometer: In Theory and Practice
- Proof that the Universe is Giving Me the Finger
- Satan?!? Me?!?
- I'm just not going to travel on the holidays anymore.
- Help me re build my book marks:
- December birthdays!
- Hmmm... some folks have too much free time.
- Sequential Cable channel shows
- Anyone tried a "conversation cafe"?
- The Celebrity Death Pool 2004
- Road Trip to Canada!!!!
- First real interview tomorrow. Advice please?
- relationship advice
- Say that again Rummy?? Interpretation please?
- "Oh, bother," said Pooh. "Johnny Cochran is defending me."
- Hey, Snood fans, beat my score. If you can.
- Stupid customers: What not to do when dining out
- Apparently, someone didn't quite catch the nuance
- I am totally screwed and I can't even bitch about it
- Need some help finding a study
- Help Solve an Arguement...Jesus or the Mona Lisa.
- For the one you love to hate - Bastard Roses!
- I don't understand men
- This is the best thread EVER!!!!
- Yet another thread about men. This time, my now ex
- SDMB Footie Focus: december
- The Education System at its Worst
- What to do in Nagoya
- Has anyone had a threesome?
- Walmart IS Division internal memo - re "Inappropriate use of restrooms" (very TMI)
- Anybody Ever seen a "Brocken Specter"?
- Dell tech support jobs come back to US - "We felt a little noise from our customers"
- Wanna rescue a dog?
- The best advice from a cannibal .......... ever
- Women..Would You Buy Clothes ONline?
- Sun: worth it? (Warning: *Very* geeky... ahem, technical)
- I'm back from Helen, GA!!
- Good free fax software?
- I sent a complaint email to Eckerd.com (TMI?)
- Chickenwolf: now I've heard everything!
- Nation pours its heart out over report that attractive white woman is missing
- Okay...I give in...A Live Journal Code, pretty please?
- Need help untangling a web of attraction
- What the hell was that freaky storm last night in Melbourne?
- "scooping" charity 1-800 numbers for "singles" lines
- Men: Interpret this for me
- A public "opinionated" poll??
- Kommen Katzenchen, Tanzen mit mir!
- Holiday Cards - want one?
- a very special day
- Please tell me what to do in Vegas
- Naming the States, I seem to have ended up with too many. Where have I gone wrong?
- *pats self on back*
- D&D is "evil"...
- Holy Crap This is Weird! (For Timecube Fans)
- Last meal-DENIED!!
- I need a little help here...
- Let's see what's going down... IN CAT TOWN!
- Geeky L337 Question
- Why can't I be a real bastard? (feelings still unexplained)
- Woohoo! I've got a phone interview!
- Oyez! Oyez! Tournament open!
- this cat is going to give me nightmares
- A New Approach to My Birthday
- Advice Needed--anger management.
- Maybe I just shouldn't try to remove my own hair...
- Geeks cut cheese better.
- My Verizon Cell Phone is Selling me Out! Why?
- Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass
- garfunkelling
- Has anyone used cryogenically frozen razor blades
- Ask the Server
- Help! I need a goose!
- Microsoft and Linux
- A good joke is like snootful of cocaine
- I'm in Sundance???
- flamers/message board posters - Find yourselves and your fellow dopers here!
- A bold, brave step into the Final Frontier for China
- Castle adventure!
- I'm getting a new cell phone! Thanks T-Mobile
- I helped save a life today (long)
- The countdown to my demobilization is at 28 days and counting.
- Bowling Dopers. How Goes Your Season So Far?
- This sums it up...
- 20 Million Australians!
- You know what I miss? Government Cheese.
- Another man thread, this one about my husband
- Lissener claims to know a big secret about Uncle Cecil, but won't share it!
- The SDMB has begun interrupting my thought processes!
- return to text adventures! (game)
- Jock straps
- explosion index!
- I may be going to Ireland in April
- Attack of the Plumber's Butt
- Yoohoo! Newcastle, here I come!
- The sequential movie script thread!
- City/Town Puzzler
- Louisiana schools are sooooo "gay"
- Rumsfeld Gets Top British Award !
- People, we NEED to standardise our collective wiping technique. (poss. TMI) :)
- I'm taking the GRE on Monday! Give me your tips and tricks!
- All right, I concede... I'll buy an ATI card...
- The Jehovah Witnesses are after me!
- I remember...
- Colymbosathon ecplecticos, or you can't make this stuff up.
- MADs, did anyone see snow today?
- Numerical Series Puzzle
- Woman gets 10 years for running over McDonald's manager
- Help! I had a bad dream.
- Coors: What the hell is wrong with your advertising department?
- Best Practical Joke
- How would you handle this situation?
- MADopers, what should I know about Baltimore and Newark, DE?
- This or That (Game)
- Fran Drescher + Old Navy = I want to Die
- Anyone going to the CES show in Jan.?
- Depression - it's the randomness that sucks
- Deathmatch: Moore vs. Limbaugh
- Would someone translate a short note into Italian for me?