- How did Lent go for everyone
- Happy Birthday to me!
- Jewish Dopers . . .
- Kerry announces advisers on GLBT issues
- March of the Giant Inflatable Lawn Ornaments
- Decapitated cat in Ford ad
- Meet My Friend, Mrs. Milburn Drysdale
- Guess who's getting a 57" wide-screen TV.
- Small store-courtesy or vested interest?
- Wonder what else the key opens -
- acrossthesea is still alive
- 20,000 Sequential Thread Titles Under The Sea
- New powerhouse cure for GI tract and bowel diseases, but it's pretty umm... hardcore
- California is dissin' our cows and I am at my wit's end
- I can feel a vein in my armpit... what's going on?
- That's one tough mother...
- MADs! AnitaVacation Birthday Extravaganza Dinner! Sat. April 17
- Some people to keep in your prayers - Poor Pro Baseball Players
- Symbolism of Orchids?
- Envy me and my new circular saw.
- It's Panda month in D.C. - Yeay for Star Trek!
- Sometimes I'm a freakin' idiot.
- Shall we make it best out of 17? Canadian womens team beats US (again)
- Big foot sneaker freaks of California!Big foot sneaker freaks of California!Big foo
- Holiday dilemma: bringing kid along. (long-ish)
- What do you think of this... what's my problem? (very long)
- Anyone been to the Philippines or Vietnam?
- Eyeball Jewelry??
- MADONNA : how do people keep a straight face?
- What has happened to Cockeyed.com?
- You just can't make this crap up! Easter Bunny whipped by fervent Christians!
- Marshmallow Peep Research.
- Lesson of the Day (4/8/04)
- Secure your wireless home network!
- Donation information for Cristi's (Persephone's) Children
- Bush election scheme discovered!
- Happy 100th Birthday, Times Square!
- Man steals, cleans, returns cars. Why does this never happen to me?
- Tell me about St. Louis
- Gymast falls from 4th floor. Spots landing.
- I love a good advertisement
- I cured my boss's hiccups....heh, heh, heh
- My Fractal generator (pretty pictures)
- Bomb threat at the Washington Monument?
- Bizarre, yet fun, Burger King ad
- some rhyming slang. for no reason.
- College Park, Maryland - this weekend - 2004 Congress of Jugglers! It's free!!!
- Arkansas Young Mother award - Holy Crap!
- Happy 29th birthday, Aries28!
- How it all began; How it all ends.
- Chicken surprise
- Hummingbirds hunt bugs! Who knew?! Interesting article in "Nature"
- And other hazards of yoga...
- Subservient Chicken: live or prerecorded?
- WTF? (argument I had online)
- I'm very upset with one of my cats
- X-Prize Fans: Let's Get Ready to Rockeeeeeeet!!!
- Any Dopers by Hartford, Connecticut?
- Inmate charged with hiding drugs in fat rolls
- Kitty cancer? Help!
- Birthday present advice
- The cavity creeps have made me their bitch
- What should everyone know how to do?
- Foster A Teddy Bear - A Furry World Tour
- A friend thought she'd set me up with a guy
- Students: the end of the semester is near! What's left?
- I've never noticed that before.
- This picture needs.........
- How about them *Detroit Tigers* ????
- The 2004 SDMB NHL Playoff Hockey Thread
- Strange boredom habit.
- Are any other Dopers getting married soon? (Or: advice sought.)
- Man to bet everything on one spin
- Things that move you, and you have no idea why
- ChiDope 2004 -- You know you want to come.
- 250 lbs of pot shipped on trucking company
- I'm drunk...and that makes me happy.
- Why can't I hate her?
- (Religion topic) Come Read This Funny Letter to Dr. Laura Schlessinger!
- 3 tests in 3 days = awake 36hrs, 18 to go.
- Glutton for Punishment: Critique my Personal Ad
- Cool. Check out this cool "veeper" page that I've stumbled across!
- Lsura -- we need a comps update!
- My Son Is In Surgery
- Saint-Exupéry's plane found
- I want this car! (Mini clocked travelling at Mach 3)
- Unusual request: Apps that simulet complex real world systems such as road traffic.
- Authorities finally catch rampaging pig
- Whiskey swigging bride wants photo killed
- Happy Birthday, Diogenes the Cynic
- Help Figuring out the odds?
- Is Pining For North Carolina Normal?
- Bush-Cheney '04 - The Sloganator Lives!
- Funniest thing in the world
- What's the most creative thing you've done to entertain yourself?
- The story has a happy (enough) ending.
- An introduction!
- Lowes givith and Lowes taketh away
- Army letter part 2 - help me write the 'Soldier's Form Letter from Home'
- How do I lose 90-95 pounds?
- The ticket taker asked if I was old enough to see the movie...
- Bunnycide at Wal-Mart: so funny
- New Neighbor
- MADs: anybody want an old steel desk?
- More fun with telemarketers
- Hey, Qadgop the Mercotan, Tell Us About Your Plane Crash!
- What can you tell me about cleansing the liver of gallstones using olive oil
- Welcome Slipperman!!!! (from Moe)
- painful sexual mishap
- Bizarre pregnancy cravings/aversions
- I can't believe I never thought of this before, but...
- Mad dogs and Englishmen
- Weird Little Happenstances
- Is it just me or....
- Any RC yachters here?
- Rest In Peace Dad. You Were A Great Father
- We hold these truths to be self evident...
- That Hilarious German Language
- I just got a letter from my (never had contact with) birth-mother.
- Good tattoo design websites.
- Networking folks, please help.
- Ikea founder is the world's richest man
- Sunday Morning Puzzle #85 ---An Easter Mystery
- Hmmm, 4 Gigabytessss.
- Let's do another funny caption thread
- Is there a word for when you realise that...
- Very Vaguely Creepy Strikes Back
- May We Have Some Updates, Please?
- Completely creeped out
- Consumerism and Spirituality
- I caught a starfish
- Terrorists prefer Linux.
- Peculiar new spam trend
- The Masters Makes Me Cry Again
- I've got this one hair that keeps growing out of my....
- My mouth needs an interlock
- I really don't feel like doing taxes...
- Only a test post - Please ignore (sorry)
- Plush Microbes!
- So I got a letter from the IRS . . .
- Happy Resurrection Day, Everyone
- I haven't killed a thread all month
- Difference Between Crawlspace and Basement?
- How do you deal with grieving (breakup)
- First day on the links...
- Happy Dyngus Day!
- Irish Dopers, need help with slang, por favor.
- Just Leave a Message
- Should I leave my husband?
- How to drink tea in outer space - Neat videos!
- April 15th is National High Five Day. No really.
- If I Lived In London ...
- Is this a valud Canadian Postal Code?
- Inventions du Jour: cat
- Learning Literature and The Place Of Ill Repute (loooong)
- New Nickel on the market?
- To my boss: Fine, read my e-mails, but don't lie about it! (long)
- Mom doesn't know who Elton John is
- Third Cousin of the Sequential Thread Title
- help me decide: chinchilla or hedgehog
- Neat web page: shows most recent images uploaded to LiveJournal
- Answer: 40th. *
- Ask the Internet Abuse/Fraud Investigator
- Evil Explained (finally)
- Declarations
- Fat Chicks In Party Hats....
- Dishonest Dubya Lying Action Figure
- So I have a Son (II)
- Munich Dopers!
- Silicone Caulk, Super Glue and a Kickball
- Strange, unknown email "returned to sender"
- My daughter is a genius.
- To all members who got school scholarships:
- TV Journalists need to think a little harder if they're going to try being clever
- Suicide
- Garius vs the Rodent World
- What in the sweet hell is this??
- WTF!!?? This is just a big bottle brush!! It's gotta be!!
- Please Play With My Interactive Subservient Chicken.
- mind reader
- Pinky says "Ma Ma!"
- Fat cat goes on hunger strike
- Well if this isn't a kick in the crotch...
- Can someone explain why he said this??
- The mystery of the vanishing preserves.
- Ladies, am I the only one that thinks the Vehix.com guy is ADORABLE.
- An update on my life...
- So that's where the word "muggles" comes from!
- Londopers, thanks for the pub crawl. Now identify yourselves please.
- Send your Ex to prison and make money: Ask me how?
- Making Riddles for Kids
- Talk about your mixed professional messages...
- I saw Nightwatch's posting and thought of this.
- Tentacle Monster gets owned -or- Why Horseplay Is Not A Good Idea
- Please help me name my goats!
- I hate my nose.
- My grandpa.
- Silver Bullets are so hard to find.
- So uh, Mr. Kerry... you gonna pick a running mate or what?
- Ambien- sleep aid or cruel joke??
- Someone at Google.com has a sense of humor!
- Girl in wreck survives 10 days on noodles, Gatorade
- I Have the Best Dog in the World[sup]TM[/sup]
- Windows never sounded so good
- Anyone heard of a good job offer?
- Give me a "K"!... Give me a "R"!... Give me a "S"!
- It's a long way from Nigeria to Hong Kong
- So Now What Do I Do With Them?
- Hey -- I Know That Pervert! And my dumb Uncle.
- So how do i get my kitty litter trained?
- Congrats EnderW24!!!
- Tomorrow morning my grandfather goes in for surgery...
- "You got your peanut butter on my paw!" "You got your paw in my peanut butter!"
- The SMDB registration Fee is Evil, I have proof
- From head to toe what would you change about yourself.
- In Which I Get Stopped By The Cops
- Is This Discrimination?
- Flint, Michigan
- Do Mermaids have Vaginas?
- Our musical kids!
- estranged father and his passing
- "Oldest Teacher" retires at 104 years old. Hats off, sir
- What's never been done before for a 2000th post party?
- The Day Mom Shot The Cat (not at all as bad as it sounds)
- How about a new Caption Competition?
- A game, sorta... (writing)
- Sweden takes a step towards the 21st century
- 17-year-old given 50-year sentence for attempted murder
- A comps update, for twickster
- Tidbits from Coworkers
- Your own...Personal....Jesus...FISH
- Tropical Gardening in The NE!
- Post-Interview suggestions
- My microwave exploded while boiling water
- The Hamsters Go Luxury-Condo!
- Sorry about my mysterious sig line.
- National shortage of sperm in Scotland! What can we do to help?
- Be the first on your block to clone yer kitty!
- You know Al Gore must be PO'd
- Question about therapy/therapists
- Kid plays Super Mario Bros. theme on guitar
- The Holy Word of Ted
- Jesse Ventura sets his clock back 2 weeks for DST
- (Un)ususal end-of-conversation techniques?
- Happy Generic Day '04!
- My mom wants to get rid of the cats
- They accepted my proposal!
- I saw this kid on TV
- I said I wanted a little sister but that was 20 years ago.
- Help! Computer Virus...