- It cannot be, yet, it is...
- I don't think I should put this quote in my student profile at college
- I'm installing Gentoo. Right now.
- Analyse my dream
- Let's have fun debunking those old sayings/proverbs.
- Gifts From Children
- Lousy, rotten skin cancer
- Thought for the Day
- Hey Python Fans!
- To mouthbreather on our first wedding anniversary...
- Halloween Trivia!
- What is London like in March?
- Hey!
- A magazine for Dopers.
- Mrs. Basil E Frankweiler just sent me an email
- My dog was attacked by another dog last night!
- My dog was attacked by another dog last night!
- Can't Hide (set to Rawhide)
- I finally came up with a successful Googlewhack!
- Visiting Dallas in November
- *sigh* I want a mac.
- Fashion models as tennis ball-girls works for me.
- Kiss A Witch
- Having friends who are opposites.
- less defrosting
- Am I being too hard on my friend, what would you people recommend
- Stats lovers - great site comparing nations statistics
- A New Spin On Ballot Box Stuffing
- Oh sweet Jesus I love this site
- Two false-positive drug tests? Should I believe?
- Send me on assignment!
- Liquorice Altoids
- Mysteries of Time and Space (MOTAS)
- Is it ALWAYS wrong?
- I'm coming to Norway!
- Cassini's Titian flyby today
- So...what are you doing election night?
- Your worst foot-in-mouth episode.
- Are my fears rational?
- The boob factor...whats up with them?
- For those of you wavering on the election fence.
- Guess the community (protecting the streets for Halloween)
- Go Green Bay!
- George W Bush flew one of the 9/11 planes but survived.
- Bush's IQ higher than Kerry's
- My girl saga continues
- My husband NEVER hears anything I say.
- M.D. does not stand for "Doctor of Medicine".
- SDMB Fantasy Football: Halfway, with comments
- Putting a cat to sleep
- Things people do on other messageboards that annoy you
- Mac Entourage to make an appearance on CSI: NY
- Jurph pulls aside the (First Class) curtain! Reveals ALL.
- I just surpassed 1GB on Gmail
- lunatics look up
- Dude! I work with a guy named Riker!!!!!!!!
- Share your kitty pictures here!
- AHA! So *that's* how the Curse is going to work!
- The mouth of a river is really its anal orifice
- Thread without a meaning (yet)
- Corporate Crusaders
- Kitty versus squirrel
- If you need to brag, put 'er here
- $8-mil for an 80-gig hard drive? WTF?
- Make your own new sound effects!
- My new word: apologentsia
- Real hobbits, or a new Homo in Indonesia
- Eve Faw Down An' Go Boom
- 35... and grounded?
- My 50-year old aunt adopted a 30 year old son
- I can never type becauase...becasue...
- Paying for "The Curse of the Babe" with the Blood of the Moon
- Misreading thread titles
- Gross, disgusting things family members have done.
- Walmart - 0 Customer - 35.
- An open letter to Terry Francona
- New species found:Homo floresiensis.
- How long does it take to vote
- Tell me your Halloween costume.
- My study buddy, charged with murder
- Kitty versus Bippy (and friends)
- Real life Hobbits found?
- How much does it cost to get a suit tailored
- Kitties in Spaaaaaace!!!!!
- I get to fly tomorrow
- President Bush is #1
- No clouds in Chicago
- Talk to me about Chronic Sinusitis
- Do you collect funny pictures?
- Me and the Caribou
- Official Red Sox World Series Champs Thread
- TrannaDope!
- Historical moments as recorded on USENET
- My husband gave me an OED for my birthday!
- Oldest and Youngest High School Student
- Who holds their breath 'til they ...
- Really powerful article about child molestation
- Investing Dopers, Anyone Else Affected by the Royal Dutch/Shell Shakeup?
- Not many people know that...
- The Float Is Gone
- Finding your polling place
- Oh, God, this is so horrible. *Please* read [long and rambly]
- My cat BIT me!
- death of a bright young thing
- Unlikely Comparisons
- Boston vs. St. Louis in sports championships
- Rejoice! The Rockford Files are back on!
- We got a refrigerator in my office FINALLY!--
- News from the Tristan Front.... a birth!
- I saw a Rover automobile! In the US!
- Sell me on your third party candidate for President
- Londope Pub Quiz Mark II
- Writing a research paper on child molestation: suggestions for sources?
- New Game. Pick whose vote you'll cancel.
- Losing virginity
- German WWII Poster Art - Interesting Collection
- Do you ever IM other straightdopers?
- I'm addicted to DMB!!!
- I was on MotorMouth on VH1
- Election haiku
- A soldier's life.
- My boyfriend of five months brought me a dozen roses tonight...
- Daylight saving starts this weekend...
- ??? A Riddle ???
- Ho boy. Now I know we're safe.
- Write in the style of the previous poster
- F***ing rain
- Lassie was a piker
- This..this thing you say - Bring Pie
- And this week's ward for the dumbest criminals ...
- Haunted Houses In Your Neighborhood?
- Governor's Schools
- Logo Contest - 50 Bucks up for grabs!
- Just a thought...
- Any eating recs along US 90 (Mississippi Gulf Coast)
- Things that taste like things.
- Dealing with prejudice against zombies in a life biased world.
- Are you there, God? It's me, Sequential Thread Titles
- Woah, I almost hit the "Help I'm being raped" button by accident!
- Fish Flavored Crackers
- Halloween costumes in the office today?
- Please help - Looking for Diwali graphics
- Bin Laden tape addresses American people.
- Oh No! You did exactly what I told you to do!
- On the bright side, I could just be Crazy
- Only four more days!
- New Job - Hallelujah!
- The pharmacy I work in brought in homeopathic stuff
- Nearly-Headless Nick comes to Detroit.
- OK,quotes..again
- Hilarious GWB flash video
- Bored Part 2: Sopapillas to Sopapil-YES!
- One of my tables left a rad tip tonight!
- I'm not going to get to vote.
- Who would YOU like to see stumping?
- The joy of pimples
- Surgery Recovery
- I can't believe no one else has posted this yet
- What's the most surreal moment you've had lately?
- Weird thing that I spit out this morning - Doper MDs, any guesses? (TMI! Yuck!)
- Porn!
- My state rep must be deparate
- I'm finally learning something in the kitchen...
- Voting for Judges in Chicago - a list
- Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats. And now Hypoallergenical Cats.
- Yup, we're finally getting married!
- Flying Lawnmower Literally!
- Models in Space.
- A Microsoft Plot Revealed: What Gates doesn't want you to know
- I feel so... 1997....
- Am I In Labor?
- Oh, yeah. Somewhere in there I graduated.
- Taking the right to bear arms a bit too far
- My new car & great husband
- If you can't be with the one you love, there's always her twin sister
- Sunday Morning Puzzle #92 --- Kate's Halloween Adventure
- How to mess with people's heads on election night
- Need advice on a trip to Copper Canyon
- Fly Jet Airways - Now with more lizards in every bite!
- I'm just sad that Shosei Koda died.
- Challenging superstition
- Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot (Why yes, it is another weird spam thread)(NSFW)
- Long-distance relationships don't work...
- Idiot! Whudja do THAT for? Engage brain before take-off!
- Why isn't election day a national holiday?
- What are the treatment options for late night sleeping
- I think I may have stolen my own car.
- Stupid time change
- SDMB 2004 Post-Your-Pumpkin-Pics
- The dremel pumpkin carving kit does Goatse!
- If I was going to worry about brawling with a governor, it'd be that guy from Minneso
- NYC dopers: say hi!
- Boulder riots and I am unimpressed.
- I get to go to a Hell House!
- So, watcha doing for Thanksgiving?
- Extreme spam misspellings
- UK Halloween Stuff
- Well it's offical, the lizards have taken over...
- Roadwalker's cute kids
- Looks like I have a pint-sized soccer hooligan in the making!
- So I was lying in bed last night....
- Is it too late to sign up for NaNoWriMo?
- I can stop you from procrastinating...
- Props to driverguide.com!
- AskNott gets stove up in a boating accident on dry land. Ouch.
- Time to celebrate SDMB November birthdays!
- Give us an account of yourself.
- Notice anything different about me?
- I really need some advice (very serious)
- Kerry chosen by La California... the one in Italy...
- Where can I get LSD?
- Lost kitty.....
- OK, Gang, It's Go Time! The Pollworkers Thread
- Well, I got to shake John Edwards hand this weekend...
- Screen Door- No Screen
- Embarrasing attempts at speaking other languages...
- What'd you get for Halloween?
- Disaster! The Branston Pickle factory has burned down!
- The Votemaster
- Federal judge bars Republican voter interference
- Funny Words from Drunks
- Pixie Sticks: Fun Candy, or CRACK FOR AN 11YO???
- I just spent over $100 grand!
- Anyone get scared halloween ?
- I just donated 27 inches to Locks of Love.
- I am sitting on Dubya's face
- London Times goes Tabloid! Queen says, "Well, REALLY!"
- Oh yes!
- Election Jokes
- My wife got me around to it.
- I survived the latest round of layoffs
- Voting tips!
- I am simply amazed and thrilled by the diversity in Islam
- What famous people have called you urging you to vote?
- Bush Spokesman Claims He Was Mislead
- Open letter of shame from American voter on Election eve
- Anything really CAN happen. (In Caleefornia, anyway.)
- Strangest political call to date....
- The best Linux port yet
- NYC - Fri Nov 5 - Book Signing/Reading about the West Memphis 3
- It's Melbourne Cup day!
- Play agony aunt/uncle to my emotional dilemma (long)
- Ah... Tea!
- A freakishly expensive coffee maker
- I Wonder If They'll Take Chopsticks?
- Four hours before I vote and i'm still undecided...
- Products That NEVER Made It: Why Marketers Persist?
- ...The Repository of Great Hidden Straight Dope Stories...
- How can I get a faster time in a triathlon?
- Early Voters: Who wants to go out for Ice Cream while everyone else is at the polls?