- HOORAY! Today is...
- The "Anything But The Election" Thread
- Getting robbed sucks
- My brother does it again!
- It's raining, so I washed my car
- Are FoxNews or CNN running exit poll numbers on TV?
- On This Election Day - Did You KNOW There's A Falcon, Star & Pansexual Peace Party?
- Ode to Election Day.
- Denver "I Voted" party
- James Carville--Skelator seperated at birth?
- Is there anything less interesting...?
- I'm giving blood for the first time tomorrow!
- We reamed the all you can eat pizza place
- Exit Polls Look Good for Kerry
- Can't sleep...Katharine Hepburn...will get me...
- I look like a damn chipmunk
- Pre vs post voting attitude
- CNN hiring quizno marketing execs?
- So, now, what's the most technology strapped to your hip at any given time?
- Looks like Bush may be the re-elected president
- The Dark Lord of Middle-earth (reluctantly) congratulates Senator Kerry
- They sure are paranoid about Florida, aren't they?
- Straightdope Jeopardy 2 will be held Friday, Nov 5th.
- FOX first and now NBC
- Voting from space
- What's holding up New Mexico?
- picunurth ha' a frenulectomy to'ay
- Tired of the election...here's a cartoon!
- My Childhood Best Friend Has Had a Stroke
- Three Days into A Sucky Month
- Ask the Ohio provisional voter!
- Never Ask For My Endorsement
- It's official. John Kerry is Frank Grimes....
- Bush won
- Kerry Concedes
- My hands are so cold I can't type properly
- Misconceptions about your country
- Why Is This Funny?
- Aesiron was in a little accident this morning.
- Look at the bright side...
- Lileks today--non-political and very funny
- Diplomacy: Getting Started
- Something inappropriate cheered me up
- For those of us not happy with the electoral vote
- Osama congratulates Bush
- I threw up on the substitute and now I'm a hero
- Well, looks like maybe I'm not a Jew after all
- Internet Dating – Profile Searchability?
- This year, I'm taking back my birthday!
- I am the most famous doper...
- I can't create beauty.
- How do I find RPG groups in my area?
- feel so like Bob Newhart today
- Oh, you kooky Moroccans, I like your style of religious fasting
- Some kid caught me in the act!
- Kerry: Just too wet?
- What is the big deal about gay marriage
- There is no "I" in Faggot: My first Hatemail
- I found a 'red poppy' quarter in my change today.
- Don't blame me...
- Watching Dan Rather for "Ratherisms"
- I've calmed down now...
- maybe the Darwin Awards are not so bad
- An interesting CNN picture...
- The Heloise & Coldfire household just got a little more crowded...
- A different sort of election thread: My grandmother voted!
- I can't believe what I just learned about my ex-boss!
- Send a soldier a Christmas card!
- We know where you are.
- Found: Long Lost Friend
- Marilyn Monroe is Alive! And Most Poodles are Gay!
- Naked man mounts airplane...
- Happy Outday to Me!!!! (LGBT Dopers, How long have you been out?)
- The Power Of Nightmares, BBC2
- Chili Cheese Wraps are back!
- If you can't beat 'em...shoot 'em!
- Wake me up when the Straight Dope Message Board is back.
- Holy cow, this hurts! What happened to me?
- CorpSpeak will drive me nuts
- Elizabeth Edwards has breast cancer
- I've got no idea what to do with these pumpkins.
- Ask the Internet Oracle Priest
- Sunrise: A Song Of Two Sequential Thread Titles.
- He stood me up!
- Tell me about southwestern Ireland, please
- I love gummy candy!
- derek jeter.
- You call it DVD, we call it maize
- Coincidence or bad luck?
- Performing Mozart's Requiem tonight
- Oh poker gods, what have I done to offend thee?
- Fag-O-Matic
- I'm an Atheist with keys to a church
- I just got a new vehicle.. an internet vehicle, that is.
- F-16 strafes Jersey grade school.
- Cryptic Puzzle Help
- What the hell happened here?
- Dogs Love Newly Circumcised Baby Penis
- Public Service: 11 signs you may be a crank
- I'm so ghetto...
- Join my anti-credit card campaign
- Questions sure to get you in trouble
- Post Your Get-Well Messages to Chairman Arafat Here!
- Creepy blood takers.
- We're Getting a Visit From Fred Phelps!
- "If Bush had lost I would have moved to Amsterdam"
- A penny for the Guy?
- "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure," is firefighting advice not medical
- Any wealthy dopers are free to purchase for me a Compact OED
- Attention vertically challenged Dopers: Earl Boykin is super cool!
- My idea for a hot rod
- Atlanta Dopers Who Know Me
- How will Tecumseh come for Bush?
- The transformation is complete
- Ask the guy who's wife just went through in-vitro fertilization
- Vaguely inappropriate things you know you shouldn't do
- Help Desperately Needed...
- My alcoholic ex-neighbor is squatting in his old house
- :gag: Poor kitties. :(
- Canada HO!
- Doper Gay Bears and Admirers, Who's Going to Bear Invasion?
- Did Kerry Actually Win Ohio?
- PCOS - Is there any hope for me?
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
- My mom: Political genius
- Osama's Back!
- StraightDope Jeopardy 2.
- I just made a chocolate fountain!
- My co-worker gets excited about deer
- Signs of the times
- One more mindless game to fill the time when you should be working.
- How did soldiers and the deployed vote in this election
- I hereby propose an Amendment to the Board Rules
- Mac OSX Easter Egg
- Make like a _______ and _______.
- Calling All Austrian Noblemen.
- And you thought you were superstitious?
- Feijoada, daal, Ben Affleck and a war protest
- Qadgop the Mercotan, your expertise is needed :)
- He's back - Marion Barry returns!
- The 10 word game
- Things you have many of, and you're not sure why
- Haven't heard from Reeder in a while...
- I miss Persephone
- Best way to get from Rochester to NYC?
- A Life Is Ruined.....
- Warning: Humour. 'Sorry Everyone' post-election website
- Mod fight!
- Sdmb Syndrome
- Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again
- Taking the Lords name in vain
- I am officially a cheap date
- I like writing in cursive, but sometimes my brain can't keep up!
- Laugh at Death
- Any Massage Therapists in the House?
- Maryland can support 5 million people, but apparently 500 bears is a few too many!
- I just sneezed and farted at the same time
- Well, this is it.
- No wonder whole grains help you to lose weight.
- What foul things have you found in your fridge lately?
- Bathroom hands
- Tell me your Carpal Tunnel experience
- Of Cockroaches and Karma (longish)
- I saw batman
- We moved office floors over the weekend...
- Shirley's Christmas Gift Idea Thread
- Bye-bye, Edmonton! The Riders are going to BC! Woo-hoo!
- We have another person at the dinner table!
- The Confusion About Arafat's Condition Grows
- Random musings from NYC weekend
- Northern Lights
- Here's a state you never hear anything about: Kentucky
- Getting drunk is one thing. Stealing a firetruck while drunk elevates dumbass to art
- The Great Pronoun Shift
- I am too holy to view you all...
- Coca Cola? For breakfast??
- The Boat in the Garage
- Elizabeth Edwards posts on a message board
- Guests! Cough up and join!
- Can The RC Church regain Its prestige?
- Another Times Square Landmark Bites the Dust
- A big thanks to the British National Health Service
- I finally got married
- The most horrible similies you can think of.
- Good digital camera for cloning?
- Your family's made-up words/phrases
- George Bush has a Man Date?
- Fun with your siblings.
- "Peterson jurors may be hung"
- A lizard just showed up at my office!
- A couple of Q's about gay marriage. Any parents?
- With meals like this, I know I'm in the 21st Century.
- Avocado pit 0019 brides
- I want me one of them adrenaline trucks
- California's crows count constantly..
- Holy Flurking Schmidt! I'm #6 On Google!
- Feeling sorry about the election? Express yourself.
- Things you've had for awhile
- Does Dick Morris have something against the Clintons
- Ladybugs bite? What the %#@&?
- ..'the last poster was harmless' (very Mundane & Pointless)
- I'm Out of the Hospital
- It's snowing in Prague!
- I just noticed something about google: Regions do matter.
- What is the address for Santa ?
- two down, three to go
- Bobby Fischer Update, with link
- I'm absolutely disgusting! How much do YOU know about gross stuff?
- What is Og
- Amusing Site Mugshots.com, Some of the pics are hilarious, some terrifying
- How do you clean a hummingbird skeleton? Like this!
- Attention MA dopers!
- X-Ray Sees Through Clothes:
- HO, HO, HO ! Santa Porn !
- Inspire Me With Your Marathon Stories
- Auntie Em and SkipMagic's *Magic Board!*
- Yassir Arafat is Dead?
- A different kind of diplomacy game -- any interest?
- Blank Spam baffles me
- Aurora right now?
- Who?
- My secretary leaves stains
- MPTIMDS - Apple don't seem to understand the music control symbols.
- I met the most pretentious man in New York today!
- Second Hand Smoke
- Grammar question: Why cannot I... ?
- I've been adopted (kitty or demon?)
- Another WWII what-if: advance weaponry by 5-10 years.
- Mountain lion near where I live (Boston area)?
- Pedestrian crossing signal flags?
- I ate a box of Wheaties today
- Moose in Sweden are called Elk.
- I kissed a drunk girl.
- Yay! Ashcroft resigns!
- Oh, what a beautiful morning!
- Dog Training with Duct Tape.
- Reason #827 why I married the most wonderful woman in the world
- So today I left for work without a shirt on
- Pee Mail!!!
- Sad Kitty Issues
- Getting from ATL to Buckhead, other Atlanta questions
- Houston, The Parrot has Landed.
- Ask the Atheist.
- Spit = VOIP Spam
- I saw a famous soccer player today!
- Share your most vivid dreams
- Google Band Name Game
- I Just Thought Up a Joke
- I'm wearing cashmere socks...
- Well, that was an odd phone call