- This explains a great deal
- "A Chicken and a Half..."
- Miles the Monkey: Resurrection
- I have class. My mom's boyfriend said so!
- $40 Wireless router at Wally World
- I met Rodney Dangerfield TODAY at school
- There was something different in my letterbox...advice please.
- Doper Parents: Children's Musical Favourites?
- Uniting not dividing: Adopt an "opposition" Doper
- Mrs. Cindy Johnson of Liberia/Senegal needs my assistance. YAY!
- The "10 worst toys" list is out...
- Phoenix Dopefest on the Fly anyone, anyone?
- I'm worried sick about my cat.
- A Virtual Trebuchet site
- Poster Imitations!
- Wanna see my gnome?
- Here's how bored I am at work; want to help amuse me?
- WMDs Whales of mass destruction
- I think I might actually manage to finish my X-mas shopping a month early...
- Way cool thing I got to do at work (in a hospital)
- Waterless Urinals
- Assessing Used Text Books for Suitability
- That'll Learn 'Em
- Sometimes, there's no use in trying to look nice.
- Holy Crap! I went to high school with a killer.
- Well Duh!
- Going to Amsterdam next week, need to find some places
- Fostering a dog
- What's your brilliant get-rich-quick scheme?
- Falling out between friends
- Internet Help Line
- Does anyone else's hotmail account freeze up
- Spot the Lie!
- Welcome to double entendre theater!
- I am a grandfather
- Doperisms in real life.
- How many of your former employers are still in business?
- Oddly Geeky Moments
- Motorcycle oddities
- May All Your Fridays Be Naked
- Sick! (TMI)
- What's the oldest age you've been carded at?
- HOLY CRAP! Anybody see the Pacers-Pistons game?
- Terry lost his frog. I blame the French.
- Graden Gnomes you never thought existed
- I just got back from a rather depressing party
- Rotten.com is an absolutely bad-ass site.
- Best Strongbad email ever?
- helicopter ogling
- Finally, some good news from Iraq. Polish hostage released.
- Worst Crematorium operator EVER finally sentenced
- I'm just going out, how will my night go?
- Elder gives young robber a good fight, and wins!
- Take A Ride Across The Russian Front
- So, I'm back from India
- You may kiss the groom
- Concurrent Doper Diplomacy
- Expiration dates on condoms gives me false hope
- Doper chat?
- Offline for probably the next couple of weeks.
- Balloon Inflation
- I've officially justified reading the SDMB at work.
- The pants! I've just learned the answer to the pants! (probably a WCCO thing)
- It sucks mucho ass to be a poor kid
- Anyone good with photoshop?
- "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."
- I feel like shit
- Kryptonite!
- No Taxation on Net Connections
- 6 freaking inches!!!!
- Bush rescues Secret Service agents from Chilean police.
- Requesting some good vibes
- snow in southern CA
- No pork, but locusts are Ok? Hey! Save some for me!
- Bush involved in scuffle?
- Ever wonder why Bingo is so popular? The email I got this morning explains it all!
- Single for the Holidays.
- Thank you, Aldebaran!
- I have flying squirrels!
- Science Fiction/Fantasy Fans -- anyone going to PhilCon?
- Barn cat nurses puppies-perhaps the end isn't as near as we thought
- mMundane and utterly pointless .. a game!
- The special gift for the special someone.
- Today I stood up for my vegan coworker
- Things you know exist, but you can't seem to find anywhere
- Sniff...Cough...I have the flu.
- In which I take three(3) car trips, or Bottles in cars
- I'm legal... now!
- Target soon to sell Anal Massage?
- Why does my mind torment me? (long)
- Hooray - I've just finished another academic year!
- I had my wisdom teeth out, and now my dog is scared of me!
- Patent Middlecase Dipping Sauce {Dead Easy}
- Absolutely bizarre AP photo caption.
- My Housepets Don't Speak the Same Language
- To Jew someone down
- Ric Ocasek is alive?!
- sick, sick, sick
- Long Distance Traveling With Cats
- My friend Lucas
- Extremely strange people you come across
- Two very good articles on malware and its destruction.
- Congratulations Hal Briston
- The N.Y. Giants Season, Deciphered
- Did you know that all women have periods? (link included)
- Internet security warning about Bostitch stapler B300HDS.
- Happy Birthday, BiblioCat!
- Um.... Hi
- Lets play the guessing game
- NO ! NO! NO! Oh, my Road Rage!
- I'm an old geezer
- Hmm, Looks Like The Scots Getting Serious About Kicking The Brits Out
- Concert tickets on eBay
- All your applebreads are belong to us
- Update on the bones and the doctor (from the pit)
- Soviet "Star Wars" Program
- Where are my keys?
- If I Ever Hit The Lottery. . .
- Dell Customer Support: was I a jerk?
- I'm not sure where else to say this stuff
- Ashcroft Explains Why He's Leaving (Ironic Times Version)
- I thought medicine was supposed to make me feel better
- Man, this stuff is good!
- Nuclear Blast Maps...type in your zip code!
- The Straight Dope Secret Santa 2004 Exchange! New, with Improvements!
- Memories of Sears
- "Who is that wierdo? Oh wait, its my reflection" :(
- Ya gotta like dolphins
- World of Warcraft
- Adopt a DoperTurkey
- Um, HELLO, it's the day before the day before Thanksgiving!
- No, you do NOT love me! Stop saying it!
- Dope the Halls IV - MADs take note
- Heavy breathing in my living room
- AP: "Lynne Cheney and Granddaughters Top National Christmas Tree"
- Anybody wanna read my short story?
- Help name the bakery!
- Calling all knee injuries....
- So Who's Cooking Thanksgiving and Whatcha Makin'?
- What is this blue thing?
- "More Things to Worry About" -- Exploding Cell Phones!
- Sports Cliche Roundup
- Ozzy robbed!
- Another friend goes. Iceland's not gonna trust anyone else ever
- Odd places you've found your cat.
- I dedicate my 3001st post to the girl who survived rabies.
- Um...hi.
- Generic Thread
- Watch out for the bees!
- I feel so grown up...
- Cute Little Boys From Church Are They
- Beat this for a sappy story
- It's like being paid to use the gym!
- New to the US - and suggestions on how to build up a good credit score fast
- Wait till I get my big groping hands on your soft little breasts!
- I'm a small business owner-partner
- I need to find a kid who needs a bike...
- Prithee: Indulge my megalomania!
- My new Tractor
- Can lawsuits really go this far?
- Fun with Nigerian Email Scammers, Part I
- Damph Nudels?
- Primitive revenge fantasies....
- Wheee! Shopping for meee!
- Important Rules for Sagging Your Pants
- Damn...my friend got bullied pretty bad
- My old life is dead. Now what?
- Well, there was just a fire in my apartment building
- Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads.
- Anyone done Psalty?
- I got the scare of my life last night.
- Old mate has to start from scratch
- Ex-pat Canadians in Florida associations?
- Help me with my nappy coat.
- Name the Mount St. Helens crater dome!
- More things to keep away from your kitty (and probably little kids)
- "Are you a Mead Slut, or a Mead Virgin?"
- My dog the Nazi
- Wow, has membership picked up lately?
- Wishing you all a safe and happy holiday
- I feel bad for my grandmother
- Diagnose this '99 VW problem
- I was a jerk - what should I do? (Lawyers please respond.)
- Bricker! Sam! Doorsie!
- I can't touch the word "bee"
- Extreme cute fuzziness overload
- 25 fun time killers.
- Ukrainian elections
- What I'm thankful for this year
- What goes on inside a gay bathhouse?
- Fetus (not me) abducted in Colombia.
- The "Show Me A Cool Thread" thread
- I know it's the Thanksgiving Day Eve, but...
- Cruising.
- If you could choose to have animal characteristics, what would you want?
- I'm in love with a woman far away (am i a fool)
- Our new superheroes?
- Culinary Discovery: Earl Grey Chocolate Truffles
- Dopers You're Thankful For
- This fruitcake will self destuct in 10 seconds.
- Grad school applications and magically appearing forms
- Where's that person buried? Here's Findagrave.com!
- What's the deal with AFLAC insurance?
- Happy Thanksgiving Dopers
- 'Twas the time before Christmas…
- What's a Royal Guard supposed to do if you push him and then stand in his spot?
- Cranberries with stuffing?
- Derrick and Tyra having sex.
- Blunders with predictive text
- Perricone 3-day facelift diet--anyone done this?
- Is anyone celebrating Thanksgiving tomorrow (Friday)?
- q. from new guy
- Young Testosterone and Risky Business
- Share your page.
- The photographer really should have said something to Duhbya.
- My brother leaves for Iraq tomorrow
- Liberal - I have a message for you
- A study-free weekend!!!
- List your three favorite dopers.
- Why don't we like snitches?
- Homebrewers: what should I cook up?
- Another Poker Thread - WARNING: Long and rambling with no real point
- American Soccer
- Thanks..I keep getting my arse kicked at risk
- So you think it's tense at YOUR house?
- Cheeses of Nazareth
- The kanker sore from hell!
- Today is Mrs. Stuffy's Birthday!!!
- A hotdog toaster!!
- Does your microwave have this ?feature?
- How my friend Chris supposedly met the Ethiopian ambassador
- To My Brother, Andy.
- Jailbreaking pooch in the news again!
- Goodby Howie
- Bad dream? Analyse THIS one!
- Oooh! A Drinking Game!
- If You Like Old Planes
- My husband coined a word.
- French Military Victories
- How many of the world's muslims are secular armchair muslims
- Fashion Trends of the {echo}FUTURE!{/echo}
- I did it!!! I made Thanksgiving dinner!!!
- I used a coupon from 1964
- World sanctions against USA trade protectionism
- I've discovered my Super Power.
- A bad date
- Dumb question about posting etiquette (I am not an English major). . .
- Dinner Help!
- A tragic and terrible announcement: my pet goldfish died
- My heart broke twice (Longish)