- Uh... hey
- How 'bout an introduction thread for Dopers who never introduced themselves?
- Help me find this site?
- Interesting Minimized Windows
- Just wanted to let you all know that...
- I've been asked to audition for a movie
- What to do in San Francisoco
- Just call me Mr Mom...
- Phoenix, Arizona Dopers. A Matter Of Great Government/Fiscal Concern.
- The One-legged Soldier and His Wimmins
- How to stay single -- the anti-advice thread!
- NJ Heroin: "We're Number One! We're Number One!"
- Hi everybody - I used to be Elenia28
- Christmas Cheer
- Stripper Pants
- Jury Duty
- A Hobo Goes Solo (TMI)
- An interesting wealth of information from quit letters
- (Didn't know I was) Unamerican
- I think I just dissed my mom
- Dangerous Christmas Toys - 2004
- Oral surgery today
- I survived my first (sort of) real experience driving in snow...
- Good thoughts and reassurances needed. Cancer maybe?
- Smell test may predict Alzheimer’s disease
- My dad just bought a Segway Human Transporter!
- Weak man, seriously weak
- When is Michael Crichton's "Prey" going to come out as a film?
- I rock at Half-Life 2: Deathmatch!
- Great photo of storm over Sydney
- Doper Librarians Unite!!
- It was a scratch!
- Boxing with Crayons: NYC Dopedinner 12/26
- And You Thought Surfing the Web on Your Cellphone Was Nifty!
- New Kitty moved in.
- People who can make ringtones: Money!
- Damn, I don't want to ask a woman out over email
- RIT Dopers
- ARGH I keep pissing off my boss's husband by accident!
- Merry Christmas from Wesley Willis!
- He abandoned his cell phone.
- It hurts so good!
- I am Rosco hear me....roar?
- I am a sleeplaugher
- So what do you have (and what is traditional) Xmas dinner where you live?
- If you've had a dream there's a naked man in your junk drawer...
- Doctor in the house? Cellulitis
- Why are the gas prices going down
- I Had a 'Nam Flashback Last Night
- Live Strong, Die Wrong?
- Kalhoun, our ears are burning, tells us about the Cricket Masturbator! (TMI)
- End of Men Pondered, parenthetical I wasn't getting any anyway
- I had a semi-lucid dream last night!
- Citing Just Got a Lot Better
- Turducken
- Late Entry for 2004 Darwin Award
- File Photo
- work confessions
- What Are the Consequences of an R7 credit rating?
- I loves me an English accent
- I Bet You Didn't Know. (Or: Useless Trivia)
- Ambiguous sentences
- Light Based Chemo
- Working with women.... Yay?
- Way to promote your business!
- New Anna Kournikova Pics Out haha
- I lied about a co-worker
- The False Word Origin/Meanings Game!
- As if finals weren't stressful enough...
- Digital Photo Advice Needed
- Opinion on Dore Center
- For What It's Worth
- best way to eliminate smoking odors?
- My Red Sox ghosts have been exorcised
- Funniest job application letters
- Post Count of the Beast
- True Pisces post-op celebration/Philadoper January get-together
- And to complement the "boyfriend pillow"...
- Now THAT'S what I call an awesome bridge!!!!
- I feel like a lawyer bastard
- Find out which companies supported which political party
- I may be a winner!
- Saving gas
- Jesus is at the door—He wants his Mom's grilled-cheese sammich back
- Has there ever been an Albany Dopefest?
- Help me plan a few hours at Niagara Falls
- Oh Come! All ye faithful....
- Piss Story -Sleeping in one's own piss.
- By the time you read this, I'll be heading to the hospital
- Pitty Party for Quicksilver
- There is nothing funnier than a mock nativity scene.
- For the next SDMB sing-along...
- My precious
- Educate me about circuit breakers, please!
- Does anyone have a spare UK gas meter box key?
- My new favorite drink: Bourbon Whiskey + diet cream soda
- Resident Evil 4 and 10 Round Magazines??
- Should I walk to Denny's?
- My cat discovers the miracle of Surround Sound
- On Questioning (as in the Q in GLBTQ): Web Resources?
- 400 presents
- Schiphol-Dope Dec. 21 morning! Meet for my layover?
- Oh Mummsey! I'm So Sad! We Won't Be Getting A Visit From The Xmas Werewolf This Year
- The life you live online, and In the Event of Your Passing
- Where can I find that fishtank screen saver?
- A small victory for sanity.
- Breakthrough in HIV research
- Oh, boy! A credit card! For ME!
- That sinking feeling that you've been conned - eBay related...
- Bad Places you have walked through while drunk
- Can anyone figure out this math problem? I seriously doubt it.
- Can I launder my down jacket?
- Pamela Lee Anderson & PeTA's Uphill Campaign To Change China's Animal-Use Culture
- Hooray for Breakfast!
- Boston or Metrowest Dope Fest?
- What's up with the Taxes?
- The Fake Factoids Game
- Well, the pieces are starting to come together
- A teacher/students' success story
- I miss the Sweatermen.
- How to get all Green lights?
- Exam results this morning!
- Are dice actually fair?
- Just shoot me now, please (abcessed gum...ouch!)
- Is it safe to put dry ice into food for dramatic effect?
- Mmmm, that sure was a tasty paper sandwich
- I still can't believe how well the iPod is doing . . .
- Help! Funny computer/military book!
- I got Flu
- Everybody stop being homosexual for a minute!
- Love is in the air?
- Odd request: T-shirt help needed!
- I can't remember where I parked my last post
- An unexpected party
- I Finally Had Sex Again!!!
- Leaving Mi. heading to Chicago
- I'm going to be a daddy... Maybe... if I so desire... I'M SO CONFUSED!
- Weird photos
- Yankees About To Get The Big Unit
- I just don't understand
- sigh i miss this
- Though most Dopers know I'm blank, few know I'm blank
- Irony, tragedy, and machismo combine into a tragedy.
- Who wants to get fit??? Anyone?
- IRA Limits go up in 2005! Holy Crap!
- Ladies: CynicalGabe: Hot or Not?
- Are There Any Frankencense-Based Colognes?
- When was that meeting again? (Our wonderful Parliamentarian)
- In praise of several Doper wimmins
- Wooo Hooo! I won a prize!
- My grandmother is 100 years old today!
- When did everything get so damm cheap?
- Teeming Millions
- "Will you tape my record for me?"
- Left Coast DopeFest?
- War Heroes XI - Rafael Peralta
- Chinese Music Torture
- Minnesotan take on the 10 Commandments.
- Investing Dopers, I Hope You're Not Long Pfizer or AstraZeneca
- FAA grounds T-34 fleet
- It's A Bouncing Baby...Gallbladder
- User name change
- I'm done with college
- Elvis stock rocks
- Jesus Bless America
- I soooo cold
- Hooray for Dopers
- Farewell, Hoboken Clam Broth House
- Ever seen a robot run?
- The baby drew a cat!
- What've you heard recently that you wish you hadn't?
- I think I just failed a class
- Dear Santa.
- Anyone in Sacramento see it snow this morning?
- She got in!
- "Tin roof, destroyed"
- Comic Fans: Favorite Storylines to Recommend
- On the last day of finals, my student gave to me...Underwear!
- We found ghosts! Share your stories here.
- I Snapped This Morning
- I've now had an email floating in my outbox for 50-and-one-half hours
- A disturbing sight on Highway 280
- So You're Turning 36...Here's Your Premenopause!(TMI)
- Who else is working christmas eve?
- As you crawl into bed....
- Wrapping an ecosphere ideas wanted..
- Scary, Scary, "Oh God I'm gonna die" moments on the road.
- The Poopsmith Song
- CynicalGabe's Travellogue
- octopus and bagals for lunch
- Hi Opal Spam
- "Baby stolen from womb named Victoria Jo"
- I'm skipping Christmas and it's going to kill everyone.
- Unfortunate Christmas Cards
- Found Porn
- I, For One, Welcome Our New Feline Overlords
- Women are a Budget Expense
- Here are the bizarre contributions to our White Elephant
- Man almost compacted to death in garbage truck!
- I've been 19 for an hour and thirty seven minutes
- My head feels like its gonna burst
- Funny Game
- Is it cold where you live - Too bad, I having a pool party
- So I had to call the fire department... a PSA
- In which Mikie changes his name...
- Anyone else a stationery junkie?
- *Black Magic*
- Pictures of my new home
- Of Mcleans and Dr. Foth
- I can't deny it anymore. Winter is here.
- Crimes against my butter tart
- How naive can you get?
- Public Perception of law Firms , lawyers?
- Not-so-stupid pet tricks
- So my best friend's boyfriend died.At 27.From epilepsy.Which I have
- ZUT ALLORS! Fire Ze Main Octopus Cannons!
- Overheard in a Bethlehem Barn
- "MY father killed the Black Dahlia!" "No, MY father did it!"
- A Christmas Cantata to Remember
- Its a hard habit to break
- Johnny LA look in your screened mail!
- Immediate Position Available in NYC: Earn Up To $103000/Year Tax Free
- In Memory of My Brother - 14 Years Later
- Santa Claus-Instilling fear in children for over a century
- It's Not An Urban Myth , It's True
- A culinary tip for Mountain Dew junkies
- Credit cards and exchange rates
- My Wife Gave Birth Today - MsDibblette born
- I have the best furnace guy
- So what does "Hi, Opal" mean on these boards?
- How do you explain regret to a three year old?
- Some like it hot (a jerky tale)
- My house smells weird
- It's the summer solstice today
- JESUS IT"S COLD!!!!!
- After Nigerian, Palestinian, Papua New Guinean, we have Muslim spam!
- Man taking sobriety test killed by drunk driver.
- Samsung SDI Develops World-Largest 102-Inch TV - You need to see the picture!
- Drinking with Historic connections.
- "Don't worry Mr Yushchenko, we'll lipo that dioxin out, and you'll get buff again"
- San Francisco to Palm Springs
- One week to find a New York job: The Conclusion
- Putnam Co., WV: $314 million lottery winner's granddaughter found dead
- Defunct Forum??
- Best Sound (.wav) Files to Replace Windows Sound Chimes
- Holiday Serendipity
- Bobby Fischer on Ice?
- Today, Hajieh Esmailvand gets stoned to death.
- MSN Swap
- Christmas Quiz Help Needed.