- Uh-Oh, new mailman, where is my pension check?
- I feel smart. (Definitely Mundane and Pointless)
- Hey Northern Ohioans, look here!!
- When did you first see the ocean?
- So - I'm not nearly as nice as I thought
- Could *YOU* survive the Total Perspective Vortex?
- The Dat After Tomorrow
- He, Duffer...
- Well...I've finally done it.
- What should you eat after you workout and how
- Ow, ow, ow...the Pain of toothaches
- Jason Varitek's bat is at my house!
- Any Melbourne dopers going to this afternoon's tsunami appeal cricket match?
- In the Butt, Bob!
- Silly thing I just figured out about Firefox
- Lemony Snicket's A Series of Sequential Thread Titles
- OMG!!...I've heard fish jumping in boat stories..
- Kitchen appliances that are rare in your country
- So, Polycarp, how you doin'?
- What will computers be like IN THE YEAR 2000?!?!?!?!?
- Did I lose my mind all at once or was it a slow gradual process?
- Whoah! Second time this week this has happened!
- I lost my credit card, like in a sitcom
- A Sandwich
- recomend a small fuzzy animal for me!
- Piers Anthony -- tersest possible description
- Why sex at lightspeed is a bad idea.
- $21,800 New Year's Eve Dinner
- Rats have rudimentary language skills
- There ARE Signs of Spring!
- Can someone do me a favor?
- Pimping Yourself, So You Can Pimp For Others
- Blech, I hate my body
- Any Bob Vilas out there? Home improvement help, please!
- In case you're a drooling idiot and wonder why, North Korea has the answer
- A new telemarketing tool
- My neighbours are moving out!!!
- Local man sells own forehead on eBay.
- Need help removing clock from mini Galway Crystal Clock
- Things You Do that "Even Out" in the Universe
- How would SD be different if the topics DIDN'T get bumped up when someone replied?
- Pink Floyd PC
- Be Lazy Live Longer
- Does Starbucks have a secret menu or not?
- Christmas present
- I'm the teacher that hates to fail students
- My friend's wedding...yea or nea?
- I had a date.
- So my doctor thinks I am bi-polar
- Attention Spammers
- Mrs Magill is now in the unemployment line
- I've only been dressing myself for 25 years...
- Cassini lands on Titan Friday
- GEDs and then GREs
- Skills learned in an emergency
- Be Amazed By My Culinary Discovery!
- Creeping Crud--Round Two
- New leadership for Brat Pack
- Where should CynicalGabe go on vacation next year?
- I have been roasted!
- If I gave out my phone number on here, who would call me?
- Icky stuff you do with your pet
- Spoons, whatever happened about law school?
- Federal Express & UPS
- Neither Mundane Nor Pointless
- Just CALL ALREADY!
- Winner, Most Delusional Award
- Anyone got any internship ideas?
- Metal-cutting table saw
- I scored 100% on the Quirkyalone quiz
- Target stole Spuds Mckenzie
- Hated that place. God, I'll miss it.
- I'm The Guy In The Foil Suit
- I'm learning Latin......and I want to swear in it as well...
- Fetishes just keep getting wierder and wierder
- the nail biting thread...
- Pssst! Wanna see my robot?
- She's stopped loving me
- Bowling Adventure
- A Thunderstorm In January...
- Return of the Sequential Thread Titles
- So I’ve been telling people that I am ‘Pure and Upstanding’
- Welcome, IL, to the 21st Century
- Is it January?
- The Onion's got a new Smoove B article!
- How dangerous is Barcelona?
- Hey MADs -- WHFS is now Spanish
- Note: Immaculate conception = conception of Mary, NOT conception of Jesus
- Am I the only one who doesn’t have any (internal) problems eating White Castle?
- Incense
- Human Blood
- My co-worker's daughter tried to commit suicide last night
- The more things change, the more they stay the same.
- I had a brilliant dream last night!
- I'm getting high speed internet
- The greatest expedition ever undertaken by man or beast
- 100-car pile up on I-96 in Michigan
- I have to fire people, how to do it?
- I Love My New Bed - Rhymes with 'Semper Deetik'
- Plastic Solar Cells Let Your Shirt Charge Your Phone
- Prolific poster
- Skype
- Did you hear the one about the two guys arrested for telling lawyer jokes?
- Well, shit, now I've turded in my own thread...
- Some new trends in SDMB?
- Bush Bulge: Defibrillator?
- Honey Monster
- Leonardo's Secret Laboratory Found!
- Mrs. Bricker and I are going to the Inaugural Ball!
- Have you ever Rasterbated? (Actually, safe for work).
- You know who's driving the next gen DVD technology?
- Opportunity: "Oooh, Shiny!"
- Premiership tips -- Tottenham v. Chelsea/ West Brom v. Fulham
- It's a small world.
- I've Got a New Puppy!!!!
- So, I told my wife I'm leaving her today...but this cracks me up!
- Admiral, There Be Metal on Mars!
- Dreams of Zombis
- 2 New Clever Terms for use on the SDMB
- Novel combat technique - US military wanted a "sex bomb"
- "Planes, trains, and plantains: The story of Oepidus"
- What was your first name on here? (not real name; screename)
- Christ reincarnated as oyster. Authorities puzzled.
- Speaker for the Dead is back!
- Can I really make money filling out surveys online?
- Quikfilx the Aussie version of Netflix has added an improvement to service.
- Evolution disclaimers in textbooks are unconstitutional!
- Behold! The Turducken Czar!!
- Europeans and Canadians Say Yes to Visa, No to Marlboro
- Anyone seen the latest comet?
- Official SDMB Wedding Thread
- The Official Natural Energy Source...
- So...anyone want to see pictures of my new kitty?
- You know it's cold when...
- Physicians and physicists
- Mommy, Mommy! Guess what I learned at career day! Big boobies can make you big money!
- Scrabble Junkies must read
- So long, and thanks for all the fish!
- Staring into a mirror
- Being sick is just freaking boring.
- Well heck. My pet rat has lice.
- The mother of all spit-takes
- I just won my first professional boxing match!
- Getting rid of stuff
- It takes 8.5 years to install a light fixture
- Thirty years' difference! (Humor)
- You know you are a geek couple when...
- Further Adventures With My Bread Machine
- is there any way to stop police harassment?
- My daughter is a geek and I blame her mother.
- Dang...LiveJournal is down
- See that girl, watch that scene...
- Any Chi-town North siders wanna hook me up with some pizza?
- San Diego Marathon in June
- New puppy pictures!
- I was walking along Bloor St. today
- I get strong urges.
- Calypso to be saved.
- "Dog Bites Man - Not a story" Interesting article on Pitbulls and real world dangers.
- Well, I got engaged.
- Looks Like The Civilian Space Race Is Heating Up!
- Artists -- art lovers -- MADS -- eccentrics of all stripes...
- Ankle socks for men?
- Whoa! That's Hi Tech! Oh, Wait A Minute. . .
- Holy crap this game is addicting!
- 99.1 HFS Is Gone!
- Six Flags, New Jersey now has biggest/tallest/fastest roller coaster of all
- Help needed with Mathcad. I'll guarantee that this isn't homework.
- St. Louis Dopers
- Guess who has a shiny new engagement ring!
- Things that Q.E.D. knows nothing about
- SDMB Bumps Club
- SDMB engagements
- Adelphia subjecting entire nation to their Pennsylvania dialect
- I am now in love with Irish pubs
- Overclocking and modding TI calculators! Why? Just because!
- I Saw Mike Holmes Yesterday!
- I have the Coolest Hat in the World!
- So I lost my virginity...
- The Art of (Casual) Conversation
- Explain Postscript to me
- And she would have gotten away with it, too...
- Suddenly I'm not so confident about my 'career' anymore.
- How can you not know there's a nail in your skull?
- So, my mom bought a cockatiel...
- I've chosen my university subjects for this year
- Heard while the radio is on "scan"
- What's all the brouhaha about circumcision?
- My First Post
- I heard from Dragongirl
- Dental Hygiene
- Mangetout vs the ebay snipers (again)
- It's 40°F and raining, and I like it.
- Christians- Help this youth leader with a lesson...
- Re-Invented Wheel--good idea or cheap gimmick?
- Kids, chores, help, should I move?
- Former McDonald's CEO dead at 44
- I am an official, paid member
- So, I had my first prostate exam today
- My First, Uh, I Mean, My TENTH Post!
- Bad lies to children
- Fantasy NASCAR racing--Anyone interested? It's FREE!!
- 1st Annual LiveJournal Rabbit-Hole Day: Jan 27
- airbrush
- I forgot one of the greatest pleasures of being home alone...
- Should I say something?
- Its Jan. 17,,And The Christmas Lights Are All Gone!
- Never Annoy A Mule
- Fred Phelps is coming to town - I need a sign
- How Did I Hurt Myself?
- Hey, opportunity, back so soon? Well, c'mon in!
- Austin Dopers who are going to SXSW
- Kitties! Puppies! Kids! (I have new pictures to share!!)
- Whatever happened to glee's psychic challenge?
- "Does my butt look big?" Women ... why?
- How do I tell my mother to stay away?
- In which I compliment jinwicked's cartoonery talent and wicked good looks.
- 10 things men really know about women
- The Great Doper Body Art Exchange (or something of that nature)
- New guy saying Hi! & reporting on latest adventure of the Caped Crusader
- Admitting When You Were Wrong
- Starting posts then not posting them
- Tale of a proud evil and her loaf of bread
- Is it bad that I just bought a 4 liter bottle of wine? (lame ramble)
- Trivia Thread
- I hallucinated and blacked out.
- CrazyCatLady, a favor, please (Silly and very pointless)
- Should I be scared?
- What's up with Coldfire and Heloise?
- WHAT was that noise??
- Time to admit Henry Raddick (Amazon reviewer) is gone
- How do I find info about a WWII destroyer? (I did search)
- Just a reminder: Capital Region Dopefest this Saturday
- After 3 years, I finally went on a date again
- Predict my year ahead :)
- The wedding is on! (Zyada and me!)
- I have to get honest, and I hope this is an ok place to do it
- Hiroshima in Winter
- Bill Gates, teen heartthrob
- I'm going to be alone all week, have pity on me
- The Bane of My Living Room: A hand-me-down story
- Note to self: Die Young.
- Would you pit -- "Jewish propaganda"
- Strange Translations
- I'm headed to Houston! Any Dopers wanna take me to dinner??
- Cosmic Ejaculate At Near Warp Speed!
- In which Meowpossum encounters Marmite for the first time
- Alaskan Dork Builds Flame Thrower Wielding Mecha in His Backyard
- And she would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
- I flunked contact lens class