- A word I just came up with: The Ex-Box
- A jarbabybaby!
- Science is so freaking cool.
- Symantec "protection"--I have a bad feeling about this
- Daylight Saving Time, here I am!
- Found! The World's UGLIEST Car!
- I am in danger of breaking my arm
- Commercials that are truly annoying as Hell, or, "Orca, Orca!"
- Prince Rainier of Monaco has died
- Pi Is Exactly Three!!
- Anyone here from the Oklahoma panhandle?
- I dream about the apocalypse every night
- Cell Phone vs Toilet.....Cell Phone Wins!
- Star Wars Fans Waiting In Line -- Outside the Wrong Theater
- I Can't Believe This Beat The Spam Filter!
- Rev. Moon practices Neo-Nazism!
- Dead Pool: Prince Ranier Dies
- I thought I was a newbie, but Noooo!
- Need A Job? Here's An Idea - Really!
- Sarcastic Answer Theatre III : The Revenge
- Swampbear Stalks Seattle In May
- Sometimes it helps to "talk"....maybe
- Establishing a criteria for determining when one has ''arrived''
- I have a problem with email and game publishing; can anyone help?
- Congratulations on the purchase of your new Jerk-o-matic™ elevator system!
- Ever Tried MONOCOLOR Decorating?
- My Childhood Nightmares Are Edging Closer To Reality: Robot Mannequins-Made In Japan
- Sequential Thread Titles XXI: The Quickening
- Now that's a hell of a vet bill
- Falcons have new starting QB. Ron Mexico
- Shuttle external tank has "minor" crack in insulation
- If you enjoyed the Specialist Schwarz list, you might get a kick out of this.
- Wow. That's a really...unfortunate...name for a Cardinal
- How much does the Pope make?
- Penelope Cruz being licked by a camel
- Tell me about your signature
- I Wanna Read More Secrets!!
- Nats Win!!!!!
- Grace Jones: alien, disease victim, and more!
- My Scotsman is tough as nails. Or, Goddamn, that came out of your weiner!?
- African Violets
- MIT has made EEEVIL [lame and fun]
- I am in mourning for the Christmas Phallus.
- Resume Review Request
- I saw a spy this morning.
- Room with a View (-ing)—The Embalmed Body Thread
- Best story ever, I can die happy
- The proverbial "picture is worth a thousand words". (Vatican)
- New product out for Linux: The Man Driver.
- Yayyyyy, Spring!!!
- Our new MPSIMS moderator: SkipMagic
- DFW Dopers - Scarborough Fair!
- My dog is here!
- The Bird is Ok. YAY!!!
- So, I'm running for Vice president of my university student government.. Help?
- Christ not to attend Pope's funeral; Cardinals relieved
- Without sports, this wouldn't be wrong.
- I need to hire someone
- Curt Schilling is spanked by the Indianapolis Indians!
- I just finished a 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle
- I'm getting a hysterectomy
- The lucky few who got to see the Pope's body AND the Presidents
- Staying out late.
- Love bites...literally
- I have a dream, and that dream is ketchup.
- Reported sexual contact between Jackson and boy
- Four million guests...
- I need someone to email
- Insomnia sucks
- Hybrid Solar Eclipse
- Ideas for picketing Fred Phelps' funeral, when it eventually happens
- Anyone know what's wrong with Blogger?
- Camel suits and baggage handlers
- Uncle Thag? Is That You?
- Looks Like the End For MG Rover
- Gardening in Straw-Ever Done It?
- So, that's what a gum graft is like
- I dreamed I was Pope
- I pulled a tree stump out of my face!
- My nightmare last night: the dead walk, but that's about it.
- Most suprising things about the Pope's funeral
- Bad students can help make a good teacher
- Miller Lite Driver Charged with Drunk Driving
- Your wife cheats on you. How do you respond? By selling all her stuff on eBay!
- Help! My employer won't let me quit!
- cool casket found near my house! (with some questions, too)
- Oldest known object gets Rock Concert
- Free! Free! Free!
- Duck Lays Egg Under Tight U.S. Security
- GTA folks taking the TTC: planning on going to work Monday?
- Post your brush with greatness!
- This just seems wrong. (Hospital design)
- April 15. Hmm. April 15 . . .
- You all read blogs...nows the time to watch vlogs!
- Synchronicity
- Just found out I'm a great uncle!
- Upon Being Informed That Kripy Kreme AND Dunkin's Closed Their Doors
- So, I was leaving my Dynamics class today.....
- Space Pr0n!
- SDMB T-Shirt Exchange
- Jesus' Hair
- My birthday party, a concert, and plans that went awry. (Kinda whiny)
- If Burt Rutan Had Been Building B-17s
- Royal Wedding: Take 2
- I didn't know a note book could cause pain!
- Over 30 (one of those email thingies)
- Chicago Dopers: join me in Evanston for pizza on the 22nd.
- Advice: Keep Dogs Chained When In The Yard - Or Risk Getting Sued By Utility Workers
- Doper distributed computing?
- Misunderstood Headlines
- Embarrassing sex question *ahem*
- If we just tell the truth about a car...
- Who said today's kids don't have initiative?
- Just got back from Yorkshire.
- In Which Manny, Moe and Jack Attempt To Anally Rape Me
- Aerobic lawn mowing
- British Sport Cars (long)
- Now that is the way tech should be advertised
- What is up with Wyoming
- Attention MADs: Who's interested in a trip to Winterthur?
- What is that smell?
- Reborn as Bruce by Bruce (a tale of two Bruce's)
- Mike Royko's son attempts bank robbery.
- Pizza boy by day, crime fighter by night
- Chakra
- Man hits DMV building with car, renews license
- I am Master of my Domain!
- Curse You Red Baron! Memoirs of WWI Flying Ace Eddie Rickenbacker
- Life is good!
- I'm bleaching my hair as we speak! (About as M&P as it gets, folks.)
- My giant feet finally have some giant shoes!
- i'm BROKE =[
- Hey! You got your peppermint candy on my Tylenol.
- Sunday Morning Puzzle #96 -- Misprint Movies
- My first crazy dorm story!
- Remote-control Fruit Flies
- Scooters
- I'm visiting Los Angeles and I have a few questions
- Fat Bald Guy is now FatBaldGuy
- Cockatiel Has Bad Hair Day
- Pilsner glass
- What is Steve Perry Doing in this video?
- I may be moving to Seattle come Jan. or Next August.
- Woman volunteers to breastfeed tiger cubs. You heard right.
- We bottled wine for the first time today.
- How do you secure your bike?
- The accumulated advice thread.
- Ramblings of an irritable bored person.
- Bonehead Mechanics Assoc. of America
- My son learned an important lesson this weekend...
- Got Ripped Off. Need Some Advice
- Women and Dr. Hager
- What was your first shenanigan?
- Let's all gloat! (If you filed your Taxes in say, March.)
- Something Terrible I Must Share
- I NEED ADVICE! - Terribly Important (to me)
- Signs of Spring
- NYC Dopers: I have a stupid question.
- With apologies to Cake and the faithful...
- Haven't seen a captioning thread for awhile - here's one
- Star Crossed Lovers cause Family Feud; W. Shakespeare to adapt the screenplay
- Dreaded Wedding Invitation
- Now this is cute..
- Fred Phelps vs. the Cajuns-Deathmatch!
- Explain These Jokes to Me, Please
- How Does This Joke End?
- I can tell you where to stick your sequential threads
- Accidental Invention Of New Word: Insanitary!
- How long after the love of my life leaves until I should hit up the personals?
- Old Lady Smell-DEFINED
- looking for a mouse clicking prog I had
- Ding Dong Ditch with a twist
- 7-11 Conversion Attempt
- Any one shop at bidz?
- Pearl Harbor II or Pearlmmageddon
- I don't get this bumper sticker.
- OK, so I AM a manslut
- Alas - Poor me. I had an equipment failure.
- Peculiar Days
- A quasi-neighbour died.
- Don't mess with The Ultimate Warrior!
- New baby!
- Do you think "Chemistry" should stay strong forever
- A little bit of advice for free.
- People in a Retirement Home Watching Frankenstein
- Ask the Draft Board member.
- Ouch. Heart break.
- Binarydrone had TMI to share
- Gumball Rally Update! (geocaching)
- Where is Miles the Monkey now?
- Reply to this post or I'll shoot this dog!
- When will these prenatal vitamins stop making me sick?
- I want my old Nokia back! What can I do?
- Before posting...... Look in here!
- Countdown to graduation
- spam = entertaining reading?
- it's snowing in Boston
- News Flash: Cats love golf balls
- I just hurt a fly.
- Yeah, it really is that bad. Real examples please? (laguage too mild to go into pits
- Three men indicted on plotting to bomb US financial buildings
- Need coffee now.
- Remember That Big Ass B-52 Model?
- Post Your FreeCell Stats.
- So what *is* this power women have over (heterosexual) men?
- Happy Generic Day!
- Snake!!!
- Looking for a funny "priceless" mastercard spoof (Not Work-Safe!)
- Pregnant Sister: Freaking out: Please help
- The third wheel
- Emotionally drained and blackmailed
- Pot Limit Omaha Hi-Lo
- You have two cows.
- I think I'm shrinking
- Michael Jackson Sings in His Defense!
- The Job Hunt! Grab Your Spear!
- Pilates has ruined me
- Lucid Dreaming, can you stop it???
- I made a pooh !
- Anyone else know a work hoarder?
- Good news about he Asian Flu: It has apparently escaped a Canadian lab
- Shoot the sheep
- I think I might have raccoons
- Forgotten items that give you an unpleasant surprise later...
- Hitachi Hard Drive Flash Video
- Minnedopers! Come see our show!
- Brown bull vs. black bull????
- The Whole Nine Yards - your best guess
- Don't have America for it's freedom...
- Randomly Generated Paper Accepted
- Fear of _____.Scared I might decide to _____.
- Terrorist Hype
- $10K For A Magazine? This Has Gotta Be A Scam!
- I'm not mean. Really.
- I do not like the Mars Corporation
- Where the rabbits are.
- 2005 NFL Schedule Released
- making my presence known
- Programmers: Your weirdest bug stories
- What Would Jesus Do?
- Lexus Fesses Up
- Recommend-me some army boots
- Sheet Metal Singer Invents Natural Penis Enlargement Technique: The Headline Munger!
- Thoughts from an aspiring engineer.
- Why do so many well to do pepple dress their kids up provacatively?
- Worst Poker Beat in the History of Mankind.
- I'm pretty sure my cat isn't neutered like they told me
- FemDefence
- Science-type event of the year: Time Cube @ Georgia Tech
- Trading in one syndrome for another