- I'm a liberal but...
- Best plant stores you know - and why
- Whitehouse Roast.
- Zonkey or a deebra?
- Anybody got a smoke???
- My name in print! (sort of)
- I've flunked three kids for cheating
- Under all that crud was a thing of beauty
- Civil Unions Now Legal In NZ - Gays And Lesbians, Come On Down!
- Ssssh. Be very quiet. Ivylad is building a computer.
- Move over, Seinfeld - Laura Bush is here!
- I shot a wedding last night
- Mmmmmm . . . soup
- Y'all think your house is cluttered?
- my autistic child was close to getting killed
- Classified Report on Italian Shooting
- I will never be a success in my business. Thank goodness.
- Laptop + WiFi + Layover = happy traveler!
- "Beware gay negro inspired rock music and other evils" warns father of 70
- Funny Bumper Stickers
- No wonder my calls weren't getting through!
- Mayday! I've been shanghaied to... mulch!
- Things that will never stop being funny. Ever.
- I can't find my phone card.
- Unusual Security Items
- NASA Wants the Ultimate Beer Cooler for the ISS
- Don't Ask Don't Splash: the ultimate Dubya-ism
- Ducklings get Secret Service escort to Rock Creek Park
- Help! I have a beauty product addiction!
- How much would this guy be worth to your company???
- Goodbye to a Good Dog
- I used to believe...
- On Death and Dying, Dogs and Dreams
- Elfbabe goes to prison
- The poop fairy has forsaken me...(TMI)
- This week can't be worse than the weekend was!
- MIT is Hosting a Time Travellers Convention!
- War Heroes XIV - Willie L. Copeland III
- Most Ridiculous Thing to Stuff on a Yacht
- Heads Up! Time Traveler's Con at MIT!
- I've revived my interest in track & field!
- OMG, I could give two kids a heart attack right now. . .
- Foolish (I mean really foolish) behavior.
- A whole family of Faggots!
- they only come out at night... or, in this case, the day
- Lalalalala! It's the Unitarian Jihad! Lalalalala!
- Suprise exams are FUN
- Best Beauty Contest Ever!
- LJ Counter?
- Comic Life
- It's a new dinosaur...or is it?
- OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! (Finger in custard)
- Did King John Lose his Treasure in The Wash?
- War Heroes XV - Brent Morel
- Fetish...
- Wow my teeth are crap
- What things trigger your "automatic avoidance" routines?
- A violent dream (my wife is SO understanding!)
- Jabberwacky fun...
- Just sit back down and you'll read a tale - A tale of a fateful trip...
- Lockheed Martin Space Systems Spaceships Design
- What's the word?
- Holograms and big bugs and virtual eyes, oh my!
- On the last of the Girl Scout cookies.
- How about a 15 lb. hamburger?
- Buffalo Firefighter awakens after near decade of silence
- My friend Miffy
- Thank You, Canada!
- Penis ensues: college Republicans stage P-Day on R.W.U. campus
- Let's go eat at 1447582!
- If you lost or misplaced a tortiseshell cat in 1989....
- So... I have my own MP5A5
- I am a mutant!
- There's a Mt. Saskatchewan?? WTF?
- Chewing tobacco and interviews do not mix.
- California recycle fee?
- I must stop looking at crotches
- When talking, how do you keep eye contact?
- Say, This Kind of Looks Like One of Those
- Brawn- What I Didn't Know
- My SO got me the Mahabharat on DVD! Joy is me
- Adventures in Volunteering (in my mom's Head Start Class)
- My neighbor's dog is being raped.
- A Sad, Gay Day: Gay Rights Pioneer Jack Nichols Dies
- Hey MADs! Would you believe Kate is five today?
- New Computah!
- Finals - AGHHHHHHHHHHH
- Curling Up with a Good Book of Obituaries
- Insurance company finances DDR weight loss study
- How should I answer "Do you have any weaknesses?"
- Date the Doctor?
- Eve's Times Square Tour: The I. Miller Building
- Guess who I walked by last night...
- The next evolution of computer mice...
- Zell Miller on DAILY SHOW: why I love Jon Stewart, part 301
- A Co-Worker Asked Me Out.....
- Avatar meet and greet
- Nichols Fingers Third Man in OKC Bombing
- If You Thought Fingers in Your Food Was Bad
- Random acts of kindness
- yay, I got a B- in organic chemistry II
- What did you bring with you to the Hitchhikers Guide movie
- I have permission to have an affair
- Do you know where your kitten is right now?(Warning: Cute kitten picture)
- Strange incident at the library
- Zombies! No, really.
- Oh Well, No New Cullinary Adventure For Me...
- Isn't the World supposed to end?
- Four dead in Ohio. May 4th 1970
- Critique My New Resume
- I got on Larry Elder!
- Dave Chappelle- MIA ???
- Yay! I have ADD!
- Oh, no! This is an OLD PEOPLE restaurant!
- Ready to face the Sith
- British Dopers, tell the rest of us about voting!
- Physicist Party!
- I want to quit smoking, how about hypnotherapy?
- I absolutely cannot find a purse I do not hate.
- She's 13 today
- British Consulate in NYC Bombed
- Dumbest criminal ever?
- Cinco de Mayo Report
- Jack Kerouac bobble-head doll
- "It's hard to put a price on Britney Spears' urine"
- I have become an energy drink whore
- Why is Abe Vigoda reading Alien Loves Predator?
- Paper Cuts
- I played an Xbox for the first time yesterday
- S&P Bows to the Inevitable, Cuts GM and Ford to Junk
- Mission to Venus
- Deputies report rampage of naked, shocking behavior
- So I Got An Email From the Mold Maker Today
- We have an opening in our Out of The Park Baseball League. Anyone want to play?
- Be Sure to try the Special-Painted Rat!
- I'm crossing my fingers in hopes I'll get hired...
- Things I like about the USA
- Downtown Manhattan 'Rescued' From The Scourge (IMHO) Known As The Freedom Tower
- Labour predicted majority: 66
- How to respond to "glurge"
- Another thread about entertaining spam
- RIP: Colonol David Hackworth
- Mars to Get Broadband Connection
- The Science Channel made me sad
- Fake phone number day!
- Artificial Eye
- So. What moisturiser do YOU use?
- I just realized....
- Caught A Scorpion Climbing My Bedroom Wall Last Night
- I got a handcycle
- Eeek! I mean, BIG TIME EEK! Spider!
- So. My pyrex broke.
- Sometimes, the USPS really annoys me.
- Terror Alert Red for the local ant colony
- So didja get the memo on the *new* EVIL number?
- Five days in Cairns!
- Do these things ever happen to you?
- Happy Birthday to Me.
- For US Citizens, here's YOUR STATE MOTTO* *
- Avatar Images
- Flaming Gasbag Day
- Day 2 without a cigarette
- Please take off your pants.
- Someone I don't know tried to kill herself
- I think I just ate part of a fork
- "Oh, Mary!" Underpass Virgin Vandalized
- V Problems (TMI)
- Chlamydia kills a dozen penguins. Zoo blames promiscuous seagull!
- I'm getting paid 100 smackeroos to stay up all night
- The Tackiest Thing I've Seen in a Long Time
- I am the sequential thread, goo goo ga joob
- I just took the AP European History test today. ARGH.
- Plasmatron Engine Yields 20% Better MPG
- Richard P. Feynman and Three Other Scientists Honored on Stamps
- North Korea Readying a Nuke?
- Note to self: I must be careful around black women at work.
- Sometimes, the generation gap overwhelms me...
- I'll trade you Harry Potter for Hellen Keller, Ok? Deal?
- Great Joke From HBO Documentary
- So glad last night is over
- Bra-lellujah!
- Life is good.
- The tube will know what to do
- Learn me about foreign exchange programs
- More ebay silliness
- It's the Weed March at Queen's Park!
- Wow a magic penis
- I had a baby!
- Derby Winner Prediction
- Did you ever lick your own blood?
- VE Day - Thank you America
- I have cookies and milk.
- Today, we ate at three different restaurants in four hours
- Monday Job Interview + Nerves = Depression. I don't need this
- Name your Favorite Sugarless Gum flavors
- Poodle experience anyone?
- He Hates The Car, Hates The Stroller, And I'm Going Nuts
- On the Appalachian Trail
- Happy Mothers Day
- Doesn't craigslist have standards?
- 7 Year Old Gave My Elderly Aunt A May Basket
- Child murders in Atlanta case reopened
- Seventy-four year old man gets life for selling drugs
- Sneak Peak at the New X-Box
- Japan May Pull Out of Bid to House Fusion Reactor
- I'm a loner now
- I joined CostCo.
- Another Whiskey Tango Foxtrot post.
- 12 New Moons for Saturn
- DIY Holograms Kit
- Goodbye for now, friends
- NASA Builds A New Twirl and Hurl
- Food lovers: I'd like to make you jealous with my meals this weekend
- Inadvertent hotspot surfing.
- I take the AP Physics test tomorrow, and I believe I'm going insane.
- Make your own South Park kids!
- Bill's Story (5/8/95)
- jiminy glick and roger ebert
- Hey. I'm on Emusic.com
- New York Times style... everybody is Mr. This and Ms. That
- Car trip deliriums (anybody else experience this?)
- Outdoor Family Time
- Tired of Fingers in your Chili or Custard? Try Mice!
- Best. Logo. Ever.
- No, that'll be for delivery, please.
- I made a sale!
- NY Tenement Slide Show!
- On Mothers
- What innovations could a 21st century time traveler bring to the 10th century world
- You know you're at an Irish medical school when..
- "Dingo saved my bay-by!"
- Tick has a girlfriend!
- ESPN Classic is showing why we can't blame Art Modell for moving the Browns tonight.
- I'm beneath contempt.
- Trying to remain calm during a worrisome time
- NY Unemployment Questions (or, get the breadline ready)
- Starting a GLBT organization on campus - what to do?
- Google Talk!
- What future popes drive...
- The Fool-Proof Plan To Get Rich!
- How Stuff Works: Lightsabre!
- Florida Looks at Building a Private Spaceport
- Help! Something is eating my little girls' jungle gym!
- E-bay Shipping Charges, is this normal?
- It's your party and I'll cry if I want to (bad teen party experiences)
- It's time to celebrate the life of Mike the Headless Chicken!
- The Birth of a Black Hole
- I'm sorry, I don't speak that language.
- My head versus the wall
- Today, we laid to rest a beloved Son, Brother, Uncle, and Friend