- Anyone want to interview me for my upcoming play?
- I'll be skating the Long Beach marathon. Advice and support appreciated.
- I suddenly love going to the grocery store
- The Place Where Everything Is Cecil
- Bleh. I'm sick.
- A school observation
- Can somebody help me get back into the Teeming Millions page??
- Your epidermis is showing.
- Republican presidential candidate for 2008 announced!
- I'm an Adult Now- does this ever make me feel old.
- Share what Google ads said here!
- A Killer's Diary (blog, actually)
- And then Putin says...
- There's no one you can talk to at 5:47 am
- Hello fellow Dopers
- A Mysterious Glow At Sea--Can Tokyo's Destruction Be Far Behind? Newslink Available.
- Flipper vs. Batman, in 3 Part Harmony.
- What happened to the tasteless joke thread?
- I am so addicted
- My cat threw up on me last night.
- Hey, fitness geeks! Check out my numbers!
- Are you tough enough to be a Navy SEAL? Here's what you've got to be able to do
- Was he at least a Mormon porn star?
- The guns I wish they'd make...
- When and why did research become reesearch in the US?
- Whee! I'm a member now - welcome me!
- Hudson vs. Pettitte, the rematch
- FTC Kicks Spyware Company In Collective Fanny. Prosecution Begins.
- C'est la vie.
- You know what makes me laugh?
- Has there ever been a MichiDope?
- Apparently, it worked
- Python vs. Alligator in Miami (real news story with pictures)
- Bitter Waitresses = Interesting Time Waster
- What happened to political PR
- My first Vicodin
- Time for a "cute kid" moment
- 1918 Flu was Avian Flu
- Why am I so cheerfull? (it's about that girl again)
- Excuse me!
- Quantum Ultramarathoning or Shroedingers Scylla
- Things your parents did to amuse you when you were a kid.
- Ask The Underwear Sales Girl!
- Thank you for my sanity
- Ooh, heres a bright one
- interferon treatment for Hepatitis C
- Tell me about the last time you threw a temper tantrum.
- I'm finally writing my cyberpunk story
- Battling German Pessimism
- Kate Moss coke video finally pops up - Is that a lot of cocaine for one small party?
- Bit of a grammar rant - people are "whos", things are "thats"
- I totally creeped myself out today.
- The Pumpkin truck comes to the Big Apple
- Great Headline.
- What things about you often surprise others?
- What baby name, did/does your parents call you?
- Mayor Bloonberg just made me laugh
- Could Bob Dole get it up for Angelina Jolie?
- I need. . . Google fun!
- All things Halloween
- When God speaks, Bush listens
- NFL trade help; Saints got who for Bob Marley?
- It's a wide world of odor out there - hand me a clothespin.
- Yay! I don't have to sell my horse!
- Incorrectly corrected
- Robots, start your engines. Darpa Grand Challenge event this weekend.
- Happy with a boring life?
- This would have pissed me off, but
- Even CNN can have funny thread titles!
- Rotten Weekend in New England
- Walmart gets hip & launches it's own brand of "trendy" clothes - Advertises in Vogue
- What's the BEST thing you've overheard about yourself by chance?
- Carve a virtual pumpkin!
- Enough with the grief already!
- I earned my Kenpo Purple Belt
- My former coworker is trying to defraud Worker's Comp--very long
- Classify this music (too funny!)
- Sometimes I miss my wakizashi
- The group of rolling old men
- I loves me some gmail!
- Have you seen this?
- I need some new insults for the referees!
- So Oprah caught a fugative...well, helped.
- Washington Monument Evacuated
- War Costs The US $10,178.86 For Every Iraqi & Afgani
- Let's see how many days of the year we can fill with Doper Birthdays.
- It's a Freakin Holiday Everyday!!!
- It's Friday and my wife's in Boston.
- Booing your own team is wrong
- You know, I kinda like the Google ads...
- Take Us on an Architectural Walking Tour . . .
- My dog saved my life
- Other Straight Dope Message Board laws
- If there were a worldwide Dopefest...
- This is starting to freak me out.
- The Coolest Free Computer Software I Have Found In a Long Time
- Place names in their native language. Pretentious?
- Horrible trivia questions
- Airplanes and motorcycles
- Go White Sox!
- Wow, do I feel stupid...
- Not to celebrites: cache your stash if you call 911
- Link to "Strangest things said during sex"?
- What's with these prostitution arrest photos?
- Fartphobia/Porch Farters
- What kind of dictator would you be?
- YAY! I'm baaaack!
- How odd - Out of makeup Boy George looks like a fat, bald Tom Hanks
- Today's "Naked Guy Hanging From the Ceiling" story is courtesy of Darlington, SC
- 10/9/05 begins Fire Prevention Week, service for fallen firefighters-75 year to date
- Info about Calgary
- Bow to your new robotic overlords
- Tokyo Dopers: where is you at?
- What's the most offensive thing I could do?
- I Have a Timid Dog. Any Tips?
- WooHoo! I am posting from Red Emma's Bookstore Coffehouse like a Motherfuck.
- Mall "Cajun" food... Chinese food?
- Watch this insane video (and identify the bike if you can)
- Does anyone know who I am?
- Hmm, what movie to watch tonight....(at the theatre)
- I'm sick of it! Is there no appropriate level of preparation for disaster?
- What good are mosquitoes?
- "The Odd Couple," starring Nathan Lane and a broken finger
- Does anyone else get a kind of frightened feeling while gazing up at the night sky?
- I'm visiting NYC on Oct. 22 (lunch anyone?)
- Do cats die if you put razors in their eyes?
- Pet owners tend to think their pets think like humans - They're wrong!
- Letter to Mother Nature:
- Guys, what have you or your SO named your penis? And gals, your breasts have a name?
- I figured out how evolutionists can witness to creationists!
- We Got A Cat!
- A pauper's budget [sic]
- The Burger King is out to get me! I know it!
- Bizarre gift, bizarre timing
- The best things in life
- The worst things in life; or, Don't you hate in when...
- The Language of Laundry
- Holy crap, that was a baseball game
- More airplanes -- Little Rock Air Base
- Incidentally, 20,000 people just died in an earthquake
- What? No sequential thread on the front page? Preposterous!!!
- Eww! Dad, that's disgusting!
- Good Google Ads.
- Guest MMP III: Hell's Wedding (Abridged)
- I hurt anyone who fails to help anyone who helps me (Schelling wins Economics Nobel)
- I had two dates last night....
- Pit Threads
- WooHoo!!! I'm back..on SDMB anyway
- 20 Questions
- What are the traits of a girlyman?
- Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!
- Fast Food Spokescritter "Celebrity Deathmatch"
- Life is too short for uncomfortable shoes (long)
- Recommend some good pregnancy/parenting books
- NoVa Dopers: Let's have a beer!
- I'm now a proud gun owner
- I wanna be a Gun owner!
- The kids' menu just got a lot bigger -- in the U.S., at least.
- I've never seen my cat lick his butt.
- Back Up Your Data Onto Discs!
- Doing live voice over narration for nature films
- Left your TI-83 calculator at school? Here's a replacement!
- Kevin & Kell. Problem?
- Minnesota bests Michigan, take Little Brown Jug
- Has the K-Martization of Wal*Mart begun?
- So, I was on that famoue JetBlue plane last week.
- I got a new (to me) car.
- If you could step into a time machine with a wad of cash ...
- Harmonious Discord is back
- I bought a computer once....it tried to kill me.
- yea me
- So, I bought a house... (long, but sweet)
- Hey! I'm posting from Starbucks wireless
- This summer I am visiting Ireland.
- Ladies - If you really want children stop kidding yourselves & wasting time!
- Pitting the candyasses and suitmongers who are destroying traditional playgrounds
- A question about relationships.
- Bad Dog Jokes
- My Wife's Blackberry is trying to kill me.
- I almost met Vaclav Havel last night!
- Some Scientists flip Dinosaur Theory the Bird
- Google Calculator is even smarter than I thought.
- Useful Websites
- Haikus about old people sex.
- I think that chicken was bad. Should I have another piece? (With bonus question!)
- I have a new addiction. One possibly greater than this place.
- The Book Sources search: another neat thing Wikipedia can do...
- One of my professors won the Nobel Prize in Economics!
- Giant Pink Bunny
- A Thread about 2 things: education and family
- I'm going to be a substitute soon. Any advice?
- At 21, I finally got my Learner's Permit
- Jim Anchauer's got ...
- It wasnt me that stunk up the bathroom!
- Sometimes Things Happen That Make You Really Think.
- A racist website is hotlinking an image from my site. I am angry.
- Federal employees (and maybe students?): Save on your cell phone bill
- Today is National Coming Out Day, and I feel enormously homosexual.
- I have a new favorite beer! (Mostly for New England Dopers)
- Erections for Less
- The truth about military service?
- Anyone completed a 1911 frame?
- Help me think of the name of a toy I used to have as a child.
- If they came out with a pill that would let you live 1000 years...
- Now this is leadership
- Design your dream team!
- Of character development and interest in people( rant)
- Intranasal zit forming: Its gonna be a good one! (TMI? you think?)
- I was never a Smurf Fan, but this....
- Godwin's Law in the VA Governor's Race
- Boo!
- I paid off my van!
- An anti-pitting of Unregistered Bull
- I Am A Crafting Goddess: My First Crocheted Rag Rug Project
- Body parts that you're missing
- Dolores the Lunch Lady
- E=MC Hammer
- Myths you were taught in school
- I was in a car accident this morning and it scared the shit out of me.
- monster mushroom!
- I am so excited!!
- Bosda Has An Ugly Experience With A Dog
- Darn it, TELL me if I shouldn't plan dinner.
- That Kid (a wee bit long...)
- I've done absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be!
- Stupid friggin' meth-heads, they wussed out NyQil...
- The curious way kids today have of dealing with race.
- Okay. This woman reaaaaaaaaally loves babies.
- What a charming little Pit thread!
- Governor's Island on Dope, film at 11
- Hey! Goat felching isn't first anymore!
- I saw an odd tableau today
- Shenzhou in Space
- NYTimes crossword clue of the month
- Harry Polarity and the Sinister Sorcery Satire
- They got the bird flu in Turkey now.
- Trouble getting a spare apartment key made
- 200 BC Style Death Rays
- New verbal garbage: "European American"
- 212 BC Style Death Ray - Yes, indeed
- The sky is falling! (Or, Thunderstorm!)
- I don't believe this prank...
- Stupid embarassing ways you muck up your clothes at work
- What will your last words be?
- Let's try this again: Toronto Dopefest
- How would you look if you lived in South Park?
- Going to King Tut exhibit with teenager, what else to do in LA?
- How can I find a Hell House near Atlanta?
- Anyone watching this horror show on Larry King? (Awful plastic surgery.)
- Just dropped a window air conditioner out of a 2nd story window...