- March of Time and Technology
- Notification from "Pay Pay"
- I'm working at home today!
- Halloween, Wallace & Grommit, and a Joke! ....Guest MMP
- Yes, there ARE such things as floating islands.
- Ramblings of a confused mind (advance apologies for a long post)
- Sooooo...what'd you dress up as today?
- I've Got A New Puppy! (No Pics Yet)
- Hey! I'm getting some work done on my car!
- elmwood, a broom, and some 42 pound rocks
- Cazart! Good work Mr. Gates! $258 million to Malaria Research!
- Football v. football
- My smoke detector still works, so stop reminding me to change the batteries
- Apotheosis of a Feline Overlord
- MLS finds genealogy treasure
- What do you say to a friend whose wife has had a miscarriage?
- Ribbit for her pleasure?
- I vant to suck your sequential thread!
- We need one of these. Presenting.. Posting and YOU!
- Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela, Declares the Great Pumpkin an Enemy Of The State
- Do You Remember How We Wanted To Fire A Goat Out Of A Cannon? Well...
- I went to the dentist - ALONE!
- Attack of the South Dakota Ninja
- Interesting Headline
- I've got a potter's wheel, now how do I make a chia pet?
- Steve Jobs was adopted and his biological father is Syrian
- Minor traffic infractions you've been ticketed for
- I'm out of debt!!!!
- Wiccans ready to celebrate sacred holiday
- The Meter Maid tickets lousy limericks
- I Got a Job!!
- Why do the UK royals want the US to like Camilla?
- Fair and Balanced News
- Can you raise one eyebrow?
- Pluto has two newly discoverd moons!!!
- Post your pumpkin!
- Reasons not to buy something on Ebay
- I think I just made a grocery store clerk think I was a TPer!
- It was dark when I left work today. I don't like this.
- Average looking redheads?
- Holy War 2101: Mormons VS Scientology
- A talking toy doll of you is being made. What would it say?
- Hubby and the electronics store jail/
- Not work safe, but pretty amusing British site
- I hate it when my pills bump my throat going down.
- Little Miss Class And Her Backdoor Pass
- Want a SDMB RSS feed? Here's how
- Crate & Barrel vs. Virginia Courts
- Mushrooms, Cooking, and... TMI
- November 1st: My Brother NEVER had to go to school on his birthday!
- Happy Deepavali to all our Hindu Dopers - and everyone else, too!
- I am terrible about birthdays
- So I'm here in NYC-what should I do?
- What is the sound of one hand clapping?
- Microsoft Shares Your Pain
- Idiotic Science Reporters
- A tax on people who are bad at math
- Are you anti-social at lunch?
- I scratch my balls too much ....
- Prayers/good thoughts requested for my MIL
- Troll
- Real 1920's Death Ray!
- Humourous translations of Revenge of the Sith
- November edition of Happy Birthday Dopers
- My New Hat
- Nigerian scam for pets? Huh?
- I'm the worst Mom..I laughed at this pic.
- Live deep-sea photo's of giant squid!
- I don't get Myspace at all.
- Maori Fossil Footprints On Auckland Volcanic Island
- My cat is a feline Jack the Ripper
- Roadtrip entertainment needed
- I'm number one on my husband's to-do list.
- Ooooh! I Bet This'll Be a BIG Hit at Raves!
- Alright Black folks! You don't have a monopoly on the word "brother" ...
- Gray chest hairs! AAAARGH
- Quiver in fear of the newest member,Hassan Ibn Sabbah, the Old Man of The Mountain.
- My bro will be an American citizen
- Damn You, Hair
- Why is GPS so Darned expensive?
- Tell me about the best birthday you've ever seen
- I got my scholarship!
- Girl trouble
- Envy me...
- Wife/Kid gone- Mischevious Direction Sought: A Debauchery Thread
- I hate teaching creative writing
- Imus In The Morning hilarious observation
- Not even a dime for a phone call?
- We did it!!! (with pics) - Wedding Thread
- Love Song Of The Meeses, love Song Of The Mooses. With Links & Sound!
- Where To Find Punch/Diecutter For Medium-Thick (~1-2mm) Cardboard?
- Show us your engagement ring!
- Who thought this agency name up?
- I tried Branston Pickle last night.
- I could literally crawl away and die
- Tell me about your gag novelty experiences e.g. exploding golfball
- Write me some divorce greeting cards.
- Attack of the blank e-mails!
- Richard Smalley, nanotech pioneer, has died.
- Vending Machine of Dooooooom
- Netflix rant: How can I get them to fix this?
- What does he have in his pockets?
- What worked for you with gum inflammation
- Bushisms that crack me up
- Anyone just spontaneously recall the taste or smell of certain foods, without cause?
- Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka on how to run a successful message board
- Help finding a kick butt Best man gift
- Riot at my office!
- Your girlfriend thinks I'm hot.
- So I went to Rosa Parks' funeral today...
- Oh, goodie. I'm half-way to a Purple Star.
- Who Posts the Most ......
- And my little girl is growing up (TMI, as if you couldn't guess)
- Westwood, West L.A., Brentwood Dopers: Street closures due to demonstrations
- Speaking of LOL...
- Odd units of measure.
- Son of Miami Police Chief arrested on drug charges in New York
- Gimmie a Ticket on a Space Plane
- The SDMB is going places. (contest)
- The universal apartment-building moment
- Fight For Your Right To Veggie Delite
- A funny thing happened to me - a run in with a cop
- I Hate Insects!!
- eHarmony sure does think I suck.
- How to Unsuspectedly Become the Third in a Love Triangle (may be long)
- He Hate Me Keeper League Mid-Season Draft Review 2006
- 25th anniversary of my dad's death...
- My girl: Make up or break up?
- So, I left my Digital Camera out in the rain...
- Tell me, have you seen the marvelous breadfish?
- Man glued to toilet seat?!
- Off to war. Leave a message.
- This...this is a MANLY Man! With newslink.
- I want to play "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" at my brother's memorial ...
- Ladies, help a single man idenitfy what kind of ring a woman is wearing
- Separated at birth?
- An interesting revelation about our old friend Rev. Phelps...
- Hello again!
- Star light, Star bright, First Stars they've seen Tonight
- This may be a silly question..
- $3/gal gas isn't all bad
- Trivial Pursuits in Kansas City, or why do my friends question their intellect?
- Mundane pointless stuff I must ask... high school quizbowlers
- I've got good news of my own!
- Brass monkey -- That funky monkey
- Let's see your online dating profile!
- Show your favourite patch
- We Now Have a GSA
- Halloween Pictures
- Truth or Dare?
- Boy. I'm getting. Tired. Of. These. Periods.
- Singlehood I'm back I think
- I have the mother of all insect bites
- ...and ...speaking of booty licking.... TMI (DUH)
- A horse dies
- DC Dopers--Let's Do Lunch. . .Again
- Hard to get a job
- WitW is Matt Lauer? I know!
- Huge Lizard Erupts From Bowels Of Sewer! Mutant Freak Menaces Child. Norway Imperiled
- Turkey offal awful (Reverse Depolymerization)
- I peed on my cat, but that's not the real problem
- My poor puppy! aka dogs and pulled teeth
- You know those funny flyer folks used to pass around...
- Build your own 1920's style death ray. Really
- Australia mobilizes its Robot Army!
- The Unmuseum: A fun and silly sight/cite/site
- Two things can't occupy the same space!
- I hate lingering colds!
- My cell phone has been eaten by the walls.
- Thought for the Day
- A Tale of two Kitties
- The woman who hit my car filed a false report
- Body ownership
- Airport Stories: More Ups and Downs
- A place to mourn a beloved critter-let the stories along with tears flow
- Barfing Saints and What the Dickens!
- Conan O'Brien fights a bear.
- Gee I Wonder Where VW Got This Idea?
- "I got out" is not a cliche.
- I see no reason....
- The contest's over- we have the photo of the year
- The new phishing scam email is a good one
- If Elvis was alive right now?
- I almost lost my father
- Strange things I have to adapt to in a new country
- But why would we need a piano?
- Items may appear larger than the freakin' real thing
- [Canadopers] Let's bring back the Rhino Party
- Tonight is National Drunken Writing Night
- Pirates of the Somali Coast vs Capt. Stubing
- Calling all military dopers
- I am being Phished!
- Thank you, my anonymous friend.
- What age did you get your first job?
- Strange Things You Had to Adopt to in Coming to the United States
- I finished basic trig, wooo-HOOOO!!
- Where are the Corn Nuts?
- Found 4-track tapes, any value?
- Recognition at last
- I have diverticulitis and it STINKS!
- Your Worst Case Scenario
- Archeology uncovers the Long Lost words of Cecil
- Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
- So My Thermomter Is .5 Degrees Off....
- Penn State, Penn State, State, oooh, it's Penn State...
- The Build-A-Dog Workshop: Create Yer Canine Here
- What do you call that thing in your back pocket where you keep your cash, cards, etc.
- Why are newspaper writers so bad with numbers?
- Anyone use the suck-it-back-in-the-bottle technique?
- Nifty little freeware app for Mac Dopers
- Tucker Inspired Chrysler
- Spam Wars: A New Hope
- The cats vs. the mouse
- Deep frying question
- Douche Bag: Sexist Insult?
- What are you hungry for right now?
- YAY Kharma !!!
- I've been reading the SDNB too much!
- Stainz & McDeath_the_Mad have a baby!!!
- Ruminations of the laundry room - Guest MMP number...?
- Sorry to clog up space with that, but my search fu is weak
- I need a new girlfriend...or do I?
- I had the best night last night...
- Said the pot of the kettle...
- DEATH ROW escapee caught
- 1st okcupid test, need takers
- Two NFL Cheerleaders Arrested At Tampa Bar
- So, I'm going to be out of a job soon.
- Kharma (long and rambling)
- It's my vacation and I'll cry if I want to
- Things to do with a hand grenade
- I just got my (four) wisdom teeth pulled out..
- Seppos
- Anyone ever give up porn out of the blue?
- When was the last time you...?
- The Male Elephant at the St. Louis Zoo is a Mimbo
- My boyfriend just told me that mahi mahi are dolphin
- I'm in Munich! What should I see?
- Work-related annoyances, what are yours?
- Help Me Express This Algebraically (sp?)
- Um, wow, I have no idea what to say to that.
- Holiday goody drive for Airman and compatriots
- If I ever want to redecorate my kitchen with a testicle theme, I've got it made!
- CLASH OF THE TITANS - Elephants vs Rhinos - A real life story
- CLASH OF THE TITANS - Elephants vs Rhinos - A real life story
- So here I am a Card carrying Republican and I am voting for 5 dems and 1 Rep tomorrow
- "All the smart ones turn out to be lesbian"
- Orlando next week?
- Am I going to die of this?
- What do you do with 300 unwanted business cards?