- BOFH
- How would you describe your personality?
- Sap damage
- What is it about Lik-a-stix?
- I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I want to get high!
- What music do your kids like? (toddler - grade 2 please)
- Save the Rainforest
- ICQ: The Sequel Thread
- Inky-'s sig I just dont get it.
- Dear God...did I just uncover someone's cousin?!? Welcome to TrailerPark Life!!!
- Evil new video game! Hide the kids!
- Gifts for Groomsmen
- Help me name my screenplay!
- Original mother's day gifts
- Spielberg's next movie
- Simpsons Lines
- SOMEONE STOLE MY BLEEPING LUNCH!!
- A Call to Doper Tech Support
- Identify this song
- Commercial solicitation not allowed.
- School's out school's out, teacher let the mules out
- Jimmying a Lock
- Satellite dish out -- can someone tell me
- What's the funniest thing you've said lately?
- annoying phrase
- Oh, Cecil, the great and powerful!
- I can't take it any longer.
- New Game! Punk Band, medical condition or Non-Sequitor
- Choosing Sigs
- Actions that hurt others you love
- What's a man to do?
- Telling your friend that the world thinks she's a whore is a tough thing to do.
- What is the 1st album you bought?
- Mother Nature: My Greatest Enemy
- Another Song Thread
- Events on your Birthday
- LOL Books?
- Dear Eutychus55
- Woo-Hoo! My Book's Out!
- What ever happened to Konrad?
- Woooooooo!
- VIRUS ALERT-I LOVE YOU
- Winning stuff on the radio
- My 1000th post
- Jeopardy!
- Calling all jocks...
- Favorite interesting websites, except this one...
- The Movie Frequency
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- Hercules is dead
- Um,
- IAPP Conference. Who want a Disney e-postcard?
- Look up...look waaay up...
- Is there such a thing?
- Interesting vBulletin Feature - Maybe
- You only have until 2:30 today...
- Please sign my annual yearbook!
- Should I stay or should I go?
- For aha
- In 7 hours, I will be in Chicago
- I can't take it any longer. Part Two
- The Love Bug
- 5-4-70
- Do you Unix?
- Birthday frequency analysis
- "ILOVEYOU" variation “WANNA BE MY FRIEND”
- Any Louisville Dopers?
- Star Trek TNG characters - stolen from Larry Niven?
- I'm buying a new computer - any advice?
- Happy Macintosh Owners
- Planets Will Align May 5, 2000
- Cecil
- May 5, 1945 - we shall remember.
- Sorry, I had to point this out. . .
- Omaha gas prices....WTF?
- My Mom is a Cat Lady
- greatest little story in the world!
- Spaghetti = Stuffed
- Bruce Willis - lost movie
- Very very nervous
- Personalized illnesses, by MSK!
- Oh, I needed a laugh!
- Advice for publishing a novel
- A call to all mpsim posters
- Cubs cursed?
- Help me with some statistical humor
- Happy Anniversary, Satan!
- AACK! gardening emergency and "search" ineptitude
- Houston Straight Dope MB meeting(s)
- Where have you found most attractive people live?
- Now I've seen it all.
- My mom is tha BOMB.COM, y'all
- Houston gets its ya-yas out
- Bricker!
- Any Takers on wheter aha will get Cecil to welcome him?
- Pens versus Flyers
- Any doctors in the house?
- People who look like animal
- What the HELL is it?
- beatle's Birthday Party Thread
- I have an announcement to make
- Reb Bull makes jackas go crazy...
- Come join the Seti@HWC Team and win great computer prizes..
- More vBulletin Niftiness
- What's your kid's favourite joke?
- So Tuesday night midnight it is...
- Wal-Mart and the decline of society
- The New Golden Dollar- Anyone Use One?
- I hope I can perform Sunday night
- I hope I can perform Sunday night
- RealPlayer and "Streaming" content
- Cinco de Mayo
- Phoenix Doper gathering date/time change
- My New Hero...
- How cool is this?
- Come get your ass kissed by aha!!
- I have the wierdest friggin' life
- New E-mail Virus Warning
- MPSIMS: The Chat Room
- Jolly Chicken Day!!!
- I'm still alive!!!!
- Help with final assignment please: a M*A*S*H Survey
- Let 'em look like idiots? Or be professional?
- A less nifty vBulletin feature
- Braless women?
- I love "Popular"—have I lost my mind?
- For notthemama
- Atlantans! Not a gathering, but...
- Sexual fantasies about my sister.
- We made the threadspotting feature!
- 100th Post Party
- Lambda MOO
- I Get No Respect At All!
- A Open Request To All The SDMB Females.
- A Minor Request of All Posters
- My son was hit by a car on Wednesday
- Today is Tina Youthers' birthday!
- Surprise hits of the summer movies
- Cecil, post me a welcome or I will shoot this dog!
- MY 200TH POST!!!!!
- Greatest 10 minutes of movie-making
- Make your own punch line
- Any LA Dopers Free To See A Concert With Me?
- maybe the creepiest thing I've ever seen
- SeaLemon fortells your future
- To Ed Zotti And Jdavis
- Toothbrushes
- My three favorite words...
- Websites
- Best Fight Scene?
- Gladiator
- Hi Mom
- IQ test
- How can I look older?
- SWCCG
- Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (Mods)
- Instant messages
- Best lottery joke I've heard
- Down Under Dopers
- What a ripoff
- What is Safeway® trying to do to me?
- Prom clothes, music, and mores
- Cecil Adams you've earned it!!!!
- I feel so -- dirty
- Anybody remember their highschool latin?
- Pssssst! Cecil, over here
- How do YOU urinate? A poll...
- My dog goes in to be neutered monday, do you think it would be inappropriate if...
- so... how's it goin?
- Y'all set me up now, didn't ya? C'mon, admit it!
- The 'headlights syndrome
- Horrible Officiating!
- The comedy of Babelfish
- Large Breasted Girlfriend.
- I'm drunk and fucked up...
- HELP! I think I swallowed a piece of glass!
- Colorado Dopers gathering........05/06/00
- Gladiator story?
- Theatre People....?
- Where do you keep your "stash" (wink wink)?
- Who buys and reads TV Guide?
- Mugs and Memorabilia
- You Know You Do ! So Admit It Here
- Movies You Have Seen 10 Times (And Would Gladly See Again)
- Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
- More Loathsome...
- mmm... patchouli.
- Cirque du Soleil
- Another identify this song
- Name my dog
- Another"help me ID this song" thread
- an etymology issue
- It's a dog's world
- Old bad movie - Torture Dungeon.
- Who needs you
- Shirley's Big Game Lottery Contest: Enter today!
- I almost got a nickel out of my commode today
- Teeth problems :o(
- Passive-aggressive ICQ behavior: Gimme tips!
- Top Five Cinematic Moments
- The best cinematic car chase..
- Star Wars Practical Jokes
- What should I do with my 1000th post?
- Guys or Gals, Have You Ever Been Met At The Door By A Nude ....?
- New Posters You Like
- Car license plates from distant areas
- The ADD Lounge
- Hou Dope 7: Over Already?
- Does Northern Poka Accordian music cause's Cancer???
- Wow. I am SUCH a suck.
- The stigma of being online...
- Seeking advice for a shaved pate.
- useless factoids about this MB
- Side effects from edible underwear
- Wasting half my life away from annoying habits?
- Why is the TV always on?
- phouka's going away party
- Strange Recycling Tips
- Sometimes you wanna go...
- small riddle
- Yep, we're gonnna do it!
- More movies: This time, it's sexy scenes!
- Finals Suck!
- Words that end in "GRY". Don't shoot the messenger.
- Is NYC really so different?
- Mischievous Plans for the Summer....
- Should have had a sequel
- Should have had a sequel
- A challenge to gaWd, Satan, and 'maybe' Unca Cece'
- Fess up. Who had this haircut?
- Serve me up with drawn butter ...
- Gladiator and the Religious Right
- Pomp and Circumstance
- Come clean, it'll make you feel better...
- Projects started but have yet to finish... please tell me I'm not the only one.
- "Night Meeting" from "The Martian Chronicles"
- Your craziest true-life incidents, which no one will believe.
- Slap Me
- Please help stop the insanity...
- Favorite presidential quotes
- NON-simpsons fans, check in here.
- Al Gore: the world's highest ranking pot smoker.
- Gladiator: Oscar nominee?
- Do you volunteer?
- My "Cult" Experience
- I can't stand it!!!!!!!
- Why do they have 5-day weather forcasts?
- My friend Chelsea
- A request for Eve
- Greetings to Jezebel, on her birthday