- Is my bread machine going to start any minute now?
- Supposed the U.S. went to hydrogen powered cars
- Latest theory - dolphins are actually pretty stupid!
- I curse my mutts intelligence
- An Edifying Calamity
- I'm a mom!
- Dammit, Nissan! You had to go and hire HIM?
- I'd like a hawaiian pizza, hold the hawaiian.
- Dumbest thing I've heard on television today
- I just saw something weird in the sky
- Finally gotta physical...
- Circumcision Can Cut HIV/AIDS Transmission
- Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?
- 6'8", 256 pounds, 13 Year Old Playing On Saudi Team
- Culture shock and reunion adventures: it's the MMP!
- Are you SURE you want to remove that?
- Og help me, I borrowed a book on thermodynamics this weekend...
- Have you tried the curry at Hitler's Cross. It's fabbo!
- Jesus, semester 2's barely started and I've fucked up ALREADY?
- Maths genius living in poverty
- How far are you willing to go for a laugh at work?
- Well, no more classes today
- Shit is blowing up outside my office! Sweet!
- World Strip Poker Championship
- Comments from Police Car Videotapes.
- I love Reuters (caption thread)
- OK, so now who's up for an Atlanta (area) pic-a-nic fest?
- Boobs on bikes parade, or why we're living on the wrong continent
- Graduate School and the GRE exam...
- I have Doves nesting in my tree!
- From Sampiro: The Things We Said Today
- Pkay, so they cut my blood glucose test short today...
- Educate me about Highway Guardrails
- Hell freeze over-or Guin gets a job
- For Sampiro:
- Vanilla Frosty? Why Wasn't I Notified?
- What about coworkers we actually really liked?
- Sweet Kitty Needs Foster (Maybe Permanent) Home -- L.A. or K.C. Dopers, Please Help!
- I just can't say it!
- Idiot Kids Blowin' Stuff Up (Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, why do you ask?)
- If we don't fix your problem within 48 hours, we just won't bother! - Guaranteed!
- Same old company, brand new job
- Good birdwatching book for kids?
- When a loved one thinks your talent/accomplishment is worthless
- Bear alarms
- the bird is getting surgery again
- Edmund Fitzgerald on repeat, or, how do YOU kill a party
- Sometimes, very occcasionally, there is a little justice in the world
- Our cats want an RV
- Joe Rosenthal
- Sprinkler Heads
- Look, I just want a salad!
- What can I do with this old document scanner?
- Would you sell me your Soul?
- I accidentally sanded my eyeball, and it really hurt!
- And the Screwed-Up Relationship of the Year Award goes to...
- $ 549 for earbuds!! That's just wrong!
- The thread written by cats
- german tour guide/gangster smacks turk (video)
- Help me, I'm insulin-resistant
- Washington Area / NoVA
- You liberals better get f**king!
- I Googled "How To Be A Better Son".
- No Child Left Behind makes kids fat!!!
- Badger badger badger on an ipod
- Dear bladder: plz die kthx. Love, me
- Nothing bonds workers like having someone to complain about.
- ThThe eytes closed thread.
- Good grief, 1000 freakin' posts!
- Good grief, 1,000 freakin' posts!
- It's cancer - the results of my sister's biopsy
- Tennis Ball Bomb
- Snakes on a Plane in a Bra
- The most dismal combination of words in the English language
- Did Al Haig really threaten to wax Kissinger's glasses?
- Shopping for those difficult to buy for types - weird internet sales sites.
- Bad day for Mr Bunny Wabbit
- Yippee! I won the primary
- Kitler: So Wrong It's Right?
- More dating tips for the sartorially clueless
- Dark matter exists, says NASA
- New Report -- Aztecs butchered and ate prisoners
- Real life "Code Red"? Former top recruit faces dishonorable discharge.
- Vytorin Ads
- Sport Stacking Word Championships? Theres sport stacking? Stacking is a sport?
- Southeastern US conquered by giant yellowjackets! Send Help!
- Surf's Up!!!
- Bid on my stuff, dammit!
- Feel old yet?
- If stinging insects or caterpillars freak you out, do not look at the enclosed lonk.
- Just Remember, There's No "I" In...
- Who to take w the first overall pick in my fantasy draft?
- High School biology and War of the Worlds
- What's the oldest & most primtive website or webpage still operational?
- Ohhh, you can call me Rob, or...
- What would the horizon look like if the world were flat?
- Headphones and earplugs
- Hezbollah attacks Australia!
- Damned Commie Pinko Chinese Bastids!
- The move lasted two weeks -OR- Shit! Fire!
- In just under four and a half hours...
- Most expensive thing you regularly eat.
- Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
- Astronauts gone Wild
- Vaginas On A Stick!
- Resurrection: Old Doper Pages. . . anyone got the links?
- What's up with these bunker busters ?
- Help me name my new horse!
- And then there were eight: Pluto no longer a planet
- Excellent! Plan B (morning after pill) available OTC.
- He married me because I make less than $30,000?
- I saw a car jacking this morning...
- The truth has been revealed!!
- The end of an era...No more spontaneous 3am Vegas weddings?
- Forward Into the Past: VW to Revive Scirocco Hatchback
- I'm fifty-seven today! Woohoo.
- Did you guys thing I was just kidding?
- Dragon fruit!!
- Las Vegas closes all-night marriage bureau
- How do I deal with my neighbor's obnoxious dog?
- Want a real MIG fighter helmet?
- Neo-Nazis bring "Hitler" beetle to the brink.
- Old guy stuff. (Old girls welcome.)
- Funny YouTube video - What's It Gonna Beeeee
- I'm going to Dubai!
- School's in. This year's trend amongst the female students...
- I have just bought my first house.
- Another Fantasy Football League - 5 more teams needed ASAP!
- I nail the help desk punk.
- My baby died
- An interview tip.
- Midway ride "Drop Zone"... drops people
- Sarcastic Answers III: Not Just For GQ Anymore!
- Dope-related jokes
- Going to Iraq soon
- Computer Network Wonkiness
- Anyone bicycled across their country ?
- How do you handle conspiracy theorists?
- The Child Abduction Case We (Americans) Didn't Hear About
- A few of my favorite things
- To my Rush-Libaugh look alike cow-orker
- All Your Fakes Are Belong To Us
- Dieter, touch my monkey
- Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- 40% less pay, no benefits--can't wait to start!
- Vox invites
- I suppose I'm not the first one to experience heartbreak
- Stop Me If You've Heard This One!
- Welcome to Singlesville pouplation me!
- Heartbreak of a different sort...
- How do you justify a big expense?
- I'm a daddy again. I will bore you.
- Tell me about lacrosse.
- Placement test (essay) gems, Vol. IV
- Grandpa was a Tommy Gunner!
- God was a typo. Worship Dog.
- Web cam viewer foils burglars from a continent away.
- I Blame Gay Marriage
- I think my scale is broken
- Baby Kitties in Indianapolis Need Homes!
- Man awoke with dildo stuck in ass. He lied? Imagine that!
- I fought some ignorance! YAY!
- What recent nut cases have your run across?
- I came over this republican message board some days ago
- The NICE "Madalyn Murray O'Hair" Dies at 93
- Will my pee-pee get bigger?
- What have you taken pictures of lately?
- My Dog Went On A Garbage Binge Last Night
- I just came back from the Antique's Roadshow!
- I need to find a t-shirt for my cat (I have a good reason, I swear)
- Please go away Ernesto, please please
- Gaping Security Hole in 64-Bit Vista!
- Gulf and Floridopers: The Ernesto Thread
- Will Randy Johnson retire? Yankee fans?
- Plane Crash in Kentucky
- Asymmetrical headphone cords. Blaaargh!
- How to deal with Scientologists
- Anybody know where I can find an outline of a (classic, not "new") Volkswagen Beetle
- It's not germs, it's dirt I don't like
- Ou est le Franglais? C'est ici!
- Armor of God pajamas -- keep those kiddies safe!
- 6-year-old traumatized by Barney the dinosaur's penis
- Success! They are blooming!
- Beware of Paypal phishing e-mail.
- Never thought I'd say this - I wish the Riders hadn't scored that much: 51-8
- I have to tell somebody...
- The State Fair - a Minnesota MMP
- SDSAB link spotted on "Mythbusters"
- Queen's granddaughter wins world equestrian title
- Koala killing shocks WA
- Aarr -or, Cider Is Good For You
- Any regrets?
- A Boy, a Girl and a Wormhole, Or, The Case of the Lost Hour (long and weird)
- Oh, sweet karma.
- Go downta' da corner der and get a quarta' milk der from da machine der
- Death, Working Overtime (long)
- I'm sorry I don't reply more
- The Official Interesting Obit Thread
- My friend hit a toilet on the way to work
- Saddam Forced to Repeatedly Watch the South Park Movie
- Thanks, Zakalwe!
- The Russell Crowe Decathlon!
- What's the story with these kids' shoes?
- Strangers in the vet office
- Hey, Phillydopers! Anyone want to meet us for lunch on Saturday?
- Virginia dopers and boats
- Attack of the Bar Whores
- No more whining - time for some good beat stories
- Is it better to help or not? Cat question.
- Anyone want to see some baby Bearded Dragons?
- Now I've seen everything!
- What's your random word'?
- World's oldest woman dies at 116
- Plane Crash in Indiana (with Parachute)
- So...Grey Squirrels eat turtles.
- Thought problem.
- 2006 NFL Predictions
- Gimme the poop on eyelash extensions
- Need to buy a camera bag... help!
- Asking advice - where and when should we move in together?
- holocaust cartoon contest?
- Help me lure my friends to The Dope.
- ronincyberpunk no more!
- Warren Jeffs arrested near Vegas
- My Mom's kitty got attacked
- Please, please, please! Some information would help.
- I think I'm going to see Darwin in action
- I moved the laptop to make a point but was it right?
- My husband FINALLY found a job!
- Jet lag
- Lets take stuff out of context.
- More crashery - this time with a happy ending
- Ask the Middle School Teacher
- What's up with Netflix?
- So I'm driving my john marked-car...
- Sequential Thread Titles on a Plane!
- Words/Phrases You've Never Uttered Until You Started Working There
- Kinkade bilking his gullible fans?
- got your username.com ?
- Salon has the "turbo stroker" for men - Not safe for work
- Alberto Henandez - (I Never Heard Of Him Before Either)
- Karmic Punchline
- Gaol term for putting toddler in the dryer
- Brothel offers petrol discounts to its clients
- Monstre for Prez 2008: Campaign Update
- Almost made it: A whole summer with no operations
- CIA "Micro Nuclear Bomb" (Tinfoil Too Tight Alert)
- Desert highway signs: "Last gas for X miles"
- It's official -- 24 years later, I'm a grad student
- follow-up on a question from Qadgop (I think): guns, Canada, and U.S. tourists