- today is a sad day for pizza snobs everywhere
- I have decided today to point out to people to stop saying and writing 'myself'
- Vat-grown goldfish meat made, sautéed in lab.
- So, anybody have a bathtub in your kitchen?
- Cat horked on the comforter - what to do?
- A man walks into a talent agent's office...(Continue the story thread)
- I hereby coin the term XVR
- What are the google ads after you post?
- Surprise! Anti-Smoking Ads MAY Inspire People to Smoke!
- What birds do you see out your window?
- A Spectre is Haunting Texas...the Spectre of a Banana
- Learn To Fly Here
- Congressional comedy gold!
- Anyone interested in a book exchange?
- 2 weeks without internet has killed my will to live...
- Design Two Sudoku Puzzles
- Just one more thing gone wrong in Iraq
- I'm getting a new knee -- tell me what I can look forward to!
- Paging Mark Twain: Poker Is Not a Game of Skill, U.K. Jury Says
- Miss New Jersey knocked up
- Rise of the Machines: Research Robot Deemed Too Scary for Kids
- Topics with the most threads
- How about some dull new names for U.S. cars?
- I got some mundane and pointless right here
- Game: Try & ID This Sig Reference.
- We're thinking of going to Germany. Educate us?
- Kitties! Lots of kitties!
- From "squeee!" to "snap!"
- Reverse Graffiti
- I finally got a kitten. (Still not a cat lady.)
- Finally - a real job - in my field!
- Freshly waxed kitchen floor = PAIN!
- Giant Rabbits to Feed North Koreans
- So, what’s on your mind?
- A Good Man Dies.
- Welcome back to school college dopers!
- Looking for erudite discussion?
- Is this an 'I want a pony, too' situation?
- The Royal Marines can now fly....
- Penguin Pictures
- Boston Area Fulfills it Irony Requirement Early this Year
- Quiddity Glomfuster!
- Bra help for the boob challenged
- New! SDMB Slob Reform Club, January Resolution Edition
- "It's left of zero" -- star?
- Ask the only child
- What was my co-worker doing?
- MPAA to make ratings guidelines, members public
- Work advice
- Dingleberries: The Bane of a Fluffy Cat
- Introducing myself
- How are your plans for world domination coming?
- When did you realize "I'll never really understand (wo)men?" (light-hearted)
- Online game: "Ayiti"- tricky but fun
- Pre-Nup Counseling: Wouldja, Couldja, Didja?
- Damn that song La La La
- How old were you when you realized...
- Remember the kid injured by canon that recieved threats?
- Flash game - say goodbye to the next 3 hours
- Top ten trivia facts about yourself!
- Sometimes I Just Shake My Head
- Evil Santa database queries!
- Ohhhhhhhhhhhh CRAP
- Creationist almost discovers gravity
- England's 34 "Massive" Football Teams
- The Immaculate Conchimption
- mmm..Radon Potato Chips!
- Seems We're a Bit Shorthanded in Afghanistan
- What can I cook with lime yogurt?
- What exactly do you do?
- These Colors Don't Run?
- They swipe your ID if you want to buy booze or medicine now
- Cum one! Cum all!
- My cat's farts smell like evil insidious Death
- I am so proud ...
- Rursday?
- That's a peculiar ad.
- A tip for would-be criminals
- But I wanted mine overmedian!
- Pre-diabetes
- Anyone else get past 30 without a Cavity?
- Childhood notions you eventually became disabused of
- If it's a compliment...I'll take it.
- *cheers*
- No good layabout viruses finally put to work
- Happy 200th Birthday, Robert E. Lee
- It's scary out there
- Great Penis Removals Of Our Time #469
- Mother of the year candidates just reduced by one
- The three words in the English language that end with 'gry'
- I just paid off my car
- On again Off again relationships
- Lamentation on the death of my favorite guitar.
- "Yes, this is Dr. Fear calling to remind you of your oral surgery Friday..."
- America, What A Country -- Fish 'n Flush
- Virus woes
- When I die, and go to Hell,
- Future Archeologists...
- StorkBytes: A Resource for What Not To Name Your Baby
- Kegger Blast
- Not that it matters...
- Not that it matters...
- Somebody explain the current Weird Earl's link to me?
- Anybody Got Fidel in the Dead Pool?
- I just remembered why I don't go to other message boards any more
- Ask the fertility patient.
- I'm gonna trade in my husband
- Two internet groomers meeting up?
- You climb the ladder for 115 years, but do you get to enjoy it? Nooo...
- Hillary's In!
- Louisville dopers, have you heard this? (Pet laws)
- Could it be that psychic Sylvia Browne is not infallible?
- Help! My penis is shrinking! (I think)
- Phred Phelps cloning himself?
- What should I do with all this money?!
- Best deal ever. No, really.
- PUNY HUMANS! I AM AN UNKILLABLE THREAD! BWA HA HA HA! Rule on troll-calling changed!
- Hinterland Who's Who - Spiders on Drugs
- Google Gapminder
- Big Oil
- I got my grades! They didn't suck!
- A Huge Kick In The Nuts To My New Boyfriend
- Writing has gone to hell.
- How could I prepare my house for a visit from a cat-allergy sufferer?
- The unofficial SDMB IRC chat room. Where is it nowadays?
- To Pilot141. You were right and I was wrong.
- I despise winged collars
- I like big-breast porn movies but I like flatter-chested girls in real life.
- When You're Falling. . .
- Happy 21st birthday Nocturnal_Tick!
- Is this an urban legend?
- Duck survives in fridge for two days ...
- Bye bye birdie or when hawks attack
- British dopers - I'm coming your way in May
- Holy Smoke! I’m pregnant!
- Margery Kempe goes to MLA at Geoff Chaucer's blog
- Hi everyone!
- Remembrance of a cat that passed this morning
- Chimp Escapes in Zoo, Cleans Toilet and Fridge
- Sub commander put on the beach
- Oh Dear, apparently I'm a bad date.
- Go Apache!
- Share your nerdy science pick up line
- Daaaa BAIRSE
- Our neighbor killed himself this afternoon.
- That's Reverend Nawth Chucka to you!
- That's Reverend Nawth Chucka to you!
- Olives checks in, but she doesn't check out.
- Shelby Cobra sells for $5.5 million
- Fess up: Who still has their Christmas tree up?
- Text message spam?
- "Boys are stinky. Hit them with a Slinky."
- There's Quirky and then there's Creepy
- What to do in Hawaii?
- I discover degeneracy theory
- My greatest influence - an early MMP
- Cool stuff found at Goodwill
- Alien Abductions = Cosmic Version of Cat and Laser Pointer
- Liberal - It's Slow News Day
- I vow never to use the EDTI function...whose in?
- Bipolar Disorder Sucks
- Wonder How Much Sony Spent on Copy Protection for Blu-Ray?
- "Breaking News" my hairy white backside!
- Has anyone seen my goatee?
- Mystery Airships. Book Titles Needed
- Sydney Dopers: Smile for the Birdie!
- Weird contract stipulation. WTF?
- My cell phone hates me.
- Baby balances on one foot.
- 50 years on, Lenin still brooding over one of the most inaccessible places on Earth
- I LOVE body sugar! (Pointless! Mundane! Silky-smooth!)
- Mother Hubbard Murderer Gets Stuffed
- Useless Facts
- New Oldest Blast Furnace in British North America Found
- Fess up a recent battle against your own ignorance
- My Husband, the Pseudo-Doper
- Check out my radio show!
- Random things that intrigue you
- Holy Crap! Data Storage Using a SINGLE Photon!
- Whatsit the Youngest just passed his fetal EKG
- Ebay vendors skim off some of the postage charges
- I won the sweepstakes!
- Capital 1 One Credit Card
- Fun Facts about Ernest Borgnine (who turned 90 today)
- Diet theory/ experiment
- Unfortunate phrasing, or gay porn video game?
- Anybody else going to NCUR 21? San Rafael, CA April 12-14
- Tronnadopers: John Majhor has passed on
- About to take the Test - Jeopardy!
- Diver fights of shark that swallowed his head...with a chisel
- Belgian woman accused of murdering her rival by sabotaging her parachute
- I'm so sorry, your so stupid, or Canon product reps reply
- VERY crude anti-Bush short video - NSFW!!!
- Whoa! Clever AND Articulate Nigerian Scam!
- Hornswoggled!
- I have a toothache, what now?
- HPV Vaccine Requirement
- Me, the dog, and this morning
- Hillbilly Overalls
- Stopping Hitler (no 1920s death rays allowed)
- My Levolor Expierence
- So I pissed up my Sales job today...
- 1920's style death rays, now with more heat!
- In Soviet Russia, Birthdays Celebrate You!
- Screwing with a ebay scamer for fun
- Real Life Computer humour.
- Experimenting with new things
- IE7 quirk with favorites
- Sheets of glass falling from Québec's Grande bibliothèque? Pas de problème...
- What American accent do you have?
- My brain is broken. Or my eyes are.
- discouraged about humanity
- Bridegroom replaced by dog
- T.J. Maxx, Marshall's shoppers urged to check accounts
- I before E, except after Me
- Bird Flu or Shouting? China hiding things again?
- The weirdest - maybe scariest? - shark you've ever seen
- As if Cancer wasn't bad enough by itself
- When Hope comes knocking.
- Toddler's tantrum gets family thrown off plane
- I may be about to die but by gum I'll finish my shift!
- Burning Bridges
- Haepy Nem Year
- Are the Chick-Fil-A cows taking over Atlanta?
- Fancy a new life...?
- Ask the guy with contact lenses surgically implanted in his eyes
- If you've been feeling dumb lately, this thread should make you feel better
- Bad name for a perfume store.
- I can't belive it's not sequential threads!
- School Lunch, what do you miss?
- Happy Australia Day to Aussie dopers!
- Is the "Take 5" candy bar an endangered species?
- Orson the Giant Kitty has kidney disease
- I have a date!-Oh, shit, I have a date
- Anti-war rally in DC Saturday
- Need to stop huffing my lotion!
- NFL cap question
- Homebuilt computer help needed
- My Dad Got Me A Car!
- insomnia/appetite problems? related?
- Well, my kid's smoking pot.
- Weird little amusement - Woman From The Inside - not for work maybe.
- Plants Appear to do BETTER in Spaceships Than on Earth!
- hello
- Hiking wife beats mountain lion off of her husband with pen and a branch
- What is this moronic youtube message all about?
- Show us your tabs
- Your Earliest Memory?
- Goodbye, Mr. Sam (dog-related, sad)
- Who's got errands!