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  1. Worst. Advertising slogan. Ever.
  2. The perfect situational joke opportunity fails due to cultural differences
  3. I'm thinking of quitting paid employment
  4. A truer webcomic there has never been (cat related)
  5. Has Any Group of People Ever Been Found to Have Extraordinary Life Spans?
  6. Prayers desperately needed
  7. And the grossest story of the year goes to .....
  8. I fed my nuts to the squirrels in the park.
  9. Cyclone George batters WA: two confirmed dead
  10. Can Anybody ID The Necklace This Hottie is Wearing?
  11. I gave at the Office-finally
  12. Children's sleep disorders cause parents to be sleep-deprived as well.
  13. juxtaposition of eras
  14. Time travel (to the past) for profit
  15. Have You had the courage to toss your old floppies?
  16. How much do owners of "smaller" websites make
  17. A Game with no Name
  18. Propositioned by a random woman
  19. Pope Palpatine Reveals Himself to be Even More Unhip Than Previously Thought
  20. Mundane, Pointless, and in poor taste
  21. Hummingbirds and Apple Maggots
  22. Now I'll have to commute by car
  23. Introduction / Aquarium Advice
  24. Musical Dopers: Music and Sex
  25. Just a friendly reminder
  26. A good proofreader is find to hard.
  27. Ben Wallace tried to pick my pocket!
  28. Is Howie Mandel Ruining my Friends’ Marriage?
  29. Hilarious Spam Subject Lines
  30. Our son fractured his wrist
  31. "Do you think about women?"
  32. First Cecil Post since 10-08-2005, 03:40 PM.
  33. Ahem, look in the forum for Cecil's columns please.
  34. DC handgun bad overturned
  35. Hooray, I'm Presenting a Paper At A Conference
  36. The Black Viper Is Back
  37. Cat Cuddle Breakthrough
  38. Any CPAs or Tax Professionals In the House?
  39. I got superglued back together
  40. The 10 principles of economics, explained.
  41. I never feel actually _happy_ about anything
  42. Animals that are better than you!
  43. Early Saturday Afternoon Checklists
  44. The Day Nobody Posted
  45. SDMB Black Powder Thread
  46. New Brunswick, Marriage Clerks, and Same-sex Marriage
  47. "Tenement to rent, tenement to rent..."
  48. Check out my shiny new toy (tablet PC)
  49. Fourth Annual (I Think) Canadian-American Candy Exchange! (2007)
  50. Weird Roman records collected here. To be taken with a grain of salt.
  51. Is it OK that don't want this?
  52. Need to find a "saying" or similar for an illustration project... brainstorming help?
  53. Kelly Osbourne finally hit by reality.
  54. Thank God my stereo was stolen read this
  55. A mouse - of a mouse - to a mouse - a mouse - O mouse!
  56. I Had a Very Sad Dream This Morning. May Be Real Life Related? (Probably TMI)
  57. Overwhelmed (warning: long & whiny)
  58. Famous quotes
  59. Time Warp
  60. A Tribble in Every Pot, and a Ho' Jejqu in Every Garage!
  61. Yep, she is driving me crazy
  62. That's it Japan! You exceeded your cute quota yet again!
  63. Sunday Morning
  64. The Sundance Channel and Robert Redford care about the environment ........
  65. What's on your agenda today?
  66. Amazon.com sells sex toys!
  67. Funny photo of my cat
  68. Behold, my triumphant return!
  69. Keep Track of Your Kongress Kritter!
  70. You Gotta Hear What I Got At My B-Day Party....
  71. Gah! I can't stop biting my fingernails!
  72. The silly married name game
  73. Professional Professions
  74. Count the F's
  75. Game - Who'd win in a fight between ...
  76. 105 years old. One hell of a run grandma
  77. German man in divorce tussle cuts house in half
  78. Advice on how to ask a girl to prom
  79. Help identifying pictures...
  80. Welcome our newest member: EddyTeddyFredy?
  81. A Listful MMP
  82. In Which I Create a Thread About Sequential Threads
  83. Must be Spring - Killed my first scorpion
  84. Gah! Where can I buy a damn locking box??
  85. Spring has sprung, the birds are singing...
  86. The killer(s) of my father's best friend
  87. A map of science
  88. Sister with breast cancer, Part 2
  89. My mother is so thoughtful.
  90. It's Monday - I must be in Maryland.
  91. Is this a scam or a possible illegal activity?
  92. You’re not helping, dear.
  93. Help me propose to my girlfriend!
  94. Israel Recalls Ambassador Found Bound, Drunk and Nude
  95. Baby, go to sleep, damn it! And learn to sit, too, while you're at it.
  96. So, I bought a new saw...
  97. Another silly advice thread
  98. Krunchers! Tortilla Chips Guacamole. WTF?
  99. Glurge I'd Like to See
  100. The crazy cat lady takes another step toward madness
  101. Jeebus H. Cripes, I've missed two flippin' flights in a row
  102. New Woodland Indian Site in Indiana: With Pic
  103. i've never taken a shit.
  104. A new 419 scammer, a new reply tactic
  105. Ah, sweet mystery of life.....piss off!
  106. Hair raising
  107. Grumble du jour
  108. Yakima roof racks...
  109. Trying to find a second job
  110. Wanna play Botticelli?
  111. Brains! We want brains on teh internets!
  112. Ski masks (Balaklavas)
  113. a strange murder mystery - solved?!? The Erie Collar Bomber story
  114. Is there such thing as a crazy dog lady?
  115. Funny Real Life Names
  116. Abnormal pap? Call back tomorrow!
  117. Farewell, Seaman O'Malley. Fair winds and following seas.
  118. Oh your a "Science" major. You must be so smart. #%$ you
  119. Advise me about buying a car
  120. Stanford Swim Team Coach Suspended [Possible RO thread]
  121. Rest in Peace Abdul
  122. Funny donations, or they gave what?
  123. Sarcastic answers to GQ Questions II: Electric Boogaloo!
  124. Belgium/Holland Questions
  125. Is Fark Down?
  126. Mysterious whirlpool develops of Sydney coast
  127. I have hiccups... and so does my cat!
  128. So, yeah. I work with a banana thief.
  129. A dramatic reading of a real breakup letter
  130. Very Stupid Firefox Question
  131. Happy PI Day everyone !!!
  132. An update on my mom
  133. Oops Sorry Grandma
  134. I need some sympathy - very painful shoulder
  135. I named my baby 'Darcy'
  136. In which you tell your fellow Dopers five lies about yourself
  137. Happy Pi Day.
  138. It's March 14th... Any of you fellas having STEAK tonight?
  139. Wherein every post is a logical fallacy.
  140. "I'm not moving!" - stubborn homeowners
  141. Boticelli, Part II
  142. Season tickets!
  143. A scam I haven't heard before...
  144. Milwaukee Dopefest! Don't drink the water...
  145. MADS -- an outing that's a cut above [May 5th]
  146. Hall's sugar-free menthol cough drops make me fart
  147. Test your reading speed.
  148. What is the sound of one ant biting?
  149. Very MPSIMSy -- This is why you shouldn't clean
  150. Is it the mattress? The almost-new really expensive mattress? *sob*
  151. "I could never do that" insult or compliment?
  152. I just saw my law professor naked
  153. Not your everyday deja vu.
  154. The Old Man and My questions
  155. Everything's bad right now.
  156. Mother Nature's gone senile on us, time to put Her in a home...
  157. We saw this on the news last night.
  158. Gun owners: I got my concealed carry permit today.
  159. 100 officers take property in Columbia county wednesday
  160. Cute stories about you or your SO's childhood?
  161. My Employers are being eaten by a corporate monster
  162. Make their Irish eyes smile . . . with flowers in a beer mug vase
  163. An old favorite, back in the news.
  164. Buy a Banana, and You Help Terrorists Wipe Out A Villiage!
  165. Dodge, I love you. But I hate you.
  166. It's the Ides of March!
  167. Botticelli -- Round 3
  168. Well, since I can't pit myself, I'll just bitch about me here
  169. Never Mind
  170. Four dead in NYC shootout last night
  171. fellow dopers: anybody else have dogs that are crazy about fruit/veggies?
  172. Share your locked yourself out stories here
  173. Hey dude, whatcha looking at?
  174. My faith in humanity is restored, just a bit
  175. Happy birthday, Andrew Jackson
  176. Origin of the Catchphrases
  177. I'm teasing a spider.
  178. $18 per wiper blade?!
  179. Was able to add bald eagle to my yard list yesterday
  180. I'd love your book, honey, if only it were completely different
  181. I get paid well to do almost nothing.
  182. Abandon hope all ye who click on this link
  183. I'll buy your gum if it looks SHOCKINGLY MINTY
  184. Aw crap! I cracked the LCD monitor on my laptop
  185. How hard can I hit some-one in the face with a trout without killing them?
  186. What are the Urban Legends in your profession?
  187. Flames on plane out of O'Hare
  188. I just heard a French tourist say Ooh la la
  189. Please recommend a blog site
  190. I pit my sister's husband.
  191. Damnit, I missed the Ides of March
  192. Installation Woes
  193. How many countries can you name?
  194. James Randi pwned!
  195. I've never had pubic hair......
  196. What's the best place to sell car parts?
  197. Why the Hell Couldn't I Have Had a Tree House This Cool?
  198. I need encouragement to quit my job :(
  199. Get a room!
  200. Happy Birthday to My Favourite Lady (Sydney Harbour Bridge Turns 75)
  201. LDS, Callings Software?
  202. HP Sauce
  203. Work troubles
  204. Hackneyed expressions
  205. Botticelli -- Thread #4
  206. Exclusive! NRA wine club
  207. Soo, I finally got Mirena (TMI- boys beware)
  208. Anyone else love nose strips? (TMI)
  209. It killed 'em at the office ...
  210. The Miracle of the Shoulder
  211. Immigration
  212. Need assistance finding a uncyclopedia article
  213. Not looking good for Wisconsin
  214. No tax refiund. No work bonus. Bother.
  215. AIDS has been cured!
  216. Being carless did not go how I thought it would.
  217. But...but... it was 70 DEGREES OUT two days ago! (Northeastern winter storm)
  218. Buttock theft
  219. Our flight to the DC demo is cancelled!!
  220. It followed me home, mom.
  221. I've been bitten!! Will I turn into a were-chihuahua?
  222. If your kid dances like a music video, he's obviously gay!
  223. So I quit my job and found one online...
  224. Huh, apparently Hitler really did have the Spear of Destiny.
  225. Hollywood lied to me!!
  226. My favorite radio station is playing old TV show themes.
  227. My latest inspiration for cleaning my home.
  228. Your (minor) internet claim to fame
  229. I finally enter a Fark Photoshop contest.
  230. What was the FIRST non-portal website you ever went to?
  231. Lilburn, GA tries to outlaw fun. Link Provided
  232. Pet lovers' alert - dangerous pet food recalled
  233. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
  234. The world really is flat, and that's not always good
  235. Specialist Dental Surgery for $26
  236. How do I settle a new (old) cat into my household?
  237. If you could make yourself invisible, what's first on your list?
  238. Help me pick a topic. (IT related)
  239. I wish they had t.v. like that when I was a kid
  240. Am I the only one who remembers the "hood" subculture?
  241. "Did you have broken windshield when you came to work this morning?"
  242. I have a 1 in 1164 chance of going to the WS of Poker!
  243. Map Challenge - Furthest Cities With No Interstate Travel
  244. MADS: When is Gettydope this year?
  245. Pet food recalled, including Iams, Nutro, and Eukanuba
  246. Faith and begorrah! My cat is Irish!
  247. Snow donuts
  248. Pointless, but intriguing
  249. You can teleport - what do you do now?
  250. Remember me?