- Cane toads the size of a "small dog"
- One for the brainiacs.
- Black and blue
- Sell me a motorcycle
- Put a face on a Doper you've never seen -- Round 2
- I'm sick of registering on every website I visit
- Credit Cards
- Geeks, how do you pronounce 802.11g?
- Your WTF? moment of the week
- How to gracefully bow out of stripper portion of bachelor party?
- Og Help Me, I've Discovered Flat Earth Fruit Crisps!
- A home cooked meal....and SEX!
- I had a realization about job interviews today...
- Microsoft Hearts
- We Wanna Check Out Your Junk
- A sad anniversary
- Tony Snow has liver cancer
- MAD Dopefest - Welcome Antigen to Baltimore
- Tony Snow's Cancer Returns
- SAT Prep in Kindergarten
- That did not go quite as planned...
- How to arrange this outing?
- It's freaking snowing outside!
- The crappiest day of my life.
- Tell me about your root canal
- Valet auto review: Jaguar XK
- Giant Hexagon Storm on Saturn
- Free downloadable worksheets (5th grade level)?
- Herbal Life as a Home Based Business
- Ned Lamont: Anti-War Insurgent.
- Not So MP, Good UNC Kid Died, Mascot to Team
- Weirdest person you've ever met
- Two NZ high schoolers catch GlaxoSmithKline lying about the vitamin content of food
- Why does this cat lick me?
- Ipod Challenge
- Project Runway's Tim Gunn needs to "Carry on" and "make it work"
- I'm So Excited I Might Explode!
- Donald Trump has invited lowly ol' me to be schooled... by his daughter. Oh, joy!
- Racing Fans - Vegas Grand Prix: April 6, 7 & 8th
- Chile to Auckland flight missed by space debris
- More proof that dogs are indeed superior to cats!
- UFO may have crashed in Somalia
- I, Kea
- Peanut butter disproves evolution
- Two very important questions about mouthwash
- Man Sends Monkey Sexually Explicit Audio Tape
- I may have done it: converted a fundamentalist to believe in evolution!
- Dammit, what next? [water heater]
- We can't stop here!
- I'm a winner!
- Dopers in Thailand, Cambodia, Australia: Book Requests
- Explain this Amazon.com phenomenon to me (items "currently unavailable")
- Circuit City to 3,400 Workers: You're Fired So We Can Hire Cheaper Employees
- You’re Number 2
- Apparently I won a contest I didn't enter!
- My cube is an official drop-off point for abandoning babies
- Tax RETURN = the form. Tax REFUND = the check.
- The Acticon Neosphincter: The cure for severe fecal incontinence is in your genitals!
- You could always be hit by a meteorite
- Bancroft, Ottawa and Montréal: the Aftermath
- Cute kid story
- Group love
- Teach me to swear in Lithuanian
- How quickly everything changes.
- Serial graffiti
- My Oldest Daughter Worries Me (long)
- (Sudden realization) Oh, I'm here already.
- Tell me about LL Bean's return policy
- A thread that can still get posts after ____ days
- Help me buy a Coat for Camping...
- I'm in love with...
- I don't wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more....
- Hot cops
- Can't Get Over My Boyfriend's Mistake
- No, your good looks didn't get you off...
- First experience witnessing a stunning pubescent blossoming
- Do you have a 'space of your own' in your house? What five things do you want for it?
- Post the funniest thing you've ever seen an animal do.
- A former student at my alma mater just committed suicide on campus
- Two sentences from your travel journals.
- A Wish for Re-Phrenology or Domestic Violence and Victims Who Enable It
- Gee, fellows, is it getting hot in here?
- How do you tell a guy that he just doesn't do it for you?
- Some new aviation sayings for the pilots ....
- Functional transformer costumes
- "Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"
- What's the most you've ever won or lost gambling?
- Guess where I am...
- We broke up...
- The victims of suicide.
- Do U know from which movie this quote came from?
- A mild pitting of CVS brand hand soap
- General Gardening Talk and Tips
- My son stuck a Barbie shoe up his nose
- Ethically Speaking, Should I Try to Find My Uncle?
- Dick Cheney, Jacyln Smith, and Nicki Hilton's hubby in high-speed chase.
- It's hot.
- I don't want to watch streaming video, I want text, damnit!
- K:The continuing saga
- I need a nap
- I had a job interview today
- How to discuss the attractiveness of others with spouse/SO
- Kit to build a "toy" laser for a kid - any ideas?
- is yesasia.com a legitimate, reputable site?
- I'm "On Call" this month
- Pagans? Oh yeah, they're those touchy feely peace loving wiccan types, right?
- Was your baby's gender not what you were told to expect?
- Uncle Beer's name..
- Life as a Guy....as a Flash Game
- I would like to pit the mods
- Valet Auto Review: Lexus IS 250
- The Phelps Family - an Article
- Ignorance fought: Forget "what's your sign", says study
- That's it, I'm going to be a Communist or an Anarchist.
- I just had to write this
- Why didn't anyone tell me getting a haircut felt this good?!
- A Thread Tree
- Mmmmm...soup
- Cold Fusion 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Hey, I just noticed I was restored from member to Charter member
- Spring sleepiness
- 2007 Weight Loss Club, April
- May I have a knife...and napkins?
- It's a boy!
- Everybody wants to be my friend on MySpace!
- An update on the conspiracy by the evil empire!
- Oooh, Google's Invented PAPER!
- Las Vegas: More People Won Than Lost On Slot Machines Last Week!
- Valet Auto Review: Porsche Carrera S
- THIS Needs To Be On The Next Planetary Lander!
- I must be hotter than I thought!
- Ever had a real-life convo that reminded you of the board?
- Does it bother you when...?
- I'm in the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. (REALLY m&p)
- What is the best April silliness you have fallen for?
- Grow Your Own Viagra!
- Ugh. My goddaughter just discovered email forwards.
- My cell text April fools
- Free google broad band
- About the firings of the US Attorneys
- The 'I just bought a new camera so here are pictures of my cats' Thread
- Things I wish I didn't know from experience
- The Weirdest Name for a Golf Course I've Ever Heard Of.
- Contaminated Wheat Gluten in Human Food?
- the Department of Positive Out of Body Possibilities
- Crocs (the shoes): what do you think?
- What do gay men want to hear as first online message?
- Solomon Islands Hit By Tsunami
- Well, at least the family tradition is still alive
- Last WWI US Navy Vet Has Set Sail for the Last Time
- Peach Iced Tea and Job Huntin’… The MMP
- I'm sitting in the middle of a dust storm
- So DO IT ALREADY, jerkweed!
- RenFaire question from a non-RenFaire-er
- Dirt - the new Prozac?
- No more melatonin for me
- Impulses I probably should try to overcome
- Valet Auto Review: Mercedes Benz S 550
- Cryptic or unusual fortune-cookie messages
- Why does installing a TV/sound system have to be so hard?
- Autolycus, I'm calling you out
- Big Carbon and Pollution News You Should be Aware of
- I got a fan letter for someone else today.
- Happy Passover!
- I need an Easter joke
- Hey Kids! Let's make Mr. Gruff, the Athiest Goat!
- The 2007 NHL Hockey Playoffs - Steppin' It Up for the Stanley Cup
- Louis Theroux meets the Phelpses.
- Need breastfeeding help! (TMI!!!)
- Is Google thinking in reverse here?
- Ask the corporate bank manager
- Ever go on a "sentimental journey"?
- "Relatives" you don't want on your doorstep
- So cute your head will assplode.
- Ack! It was in my kitchen!!!!
- Wedding Present Etiquette
- This Is NOT Your Father's Chain mail
- Another 419 scammer, but I'm not sure I have the stamina...
- Hard Rock Casino In Las Vegas: New Scam
- Why, oh why
- Blood type conversion method
- Unique things about you
- Verizon FIOS: 'Sales Volume' isn't what you think it means…
- Secrets you might as well share now
- Valet Auto Review: Mustang GT
- Its the 21st Century, Where the Hell's My Flying Car?
- Tell your fellow Dopers what it's like to ...
- I miss my mom
- That's a LOT of Canadian Tire money...
- Gator Nation Domination
- Activities / with celebrities / But this time in / Couplets rhyming!
- Interesting thing about K'nex
- We visited Dog River this weekend
- Anybody had a cornea transplant?
- Does this seem worrisome to you....
- The waiting game (terrors of the job search)
- I saw a Bitter!
- Flu vaccination time - but at least we got Easter eggs
- AWESOME! I *can* drive drunk!
- Redhead Stories; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Keith Richards claims to have snorted his father's ashes
- Paul Cohen, solver of Hilbert's first problem, has passed away
- My Hockey Team just lost in the Playoffs - I need sympathy
- Doper Baby Update!
- Cheaper Insulin on the Horizon?
- "Wanna dance? Wait -- sign this waiver first."
- Horrifying Frozen Dog Story
- Blue Man Group. And SEX! Plus bonus confusion
- Why didn't you tell me what they were trying to do? (Or, why I'm a nerd)
- So that's where babies come from!
- My son has completely lost his freaking mind.[long]
- Suppose there was a recording: what would you most like to see or hear?
- New Roller Coaster Ideas
- Baby tapir
- Let's abolish the word "penultimate"
- How come the French have a nifty fast train and we don't?
- I just received a phone call from myself.
- Here are some new words -- help me define them
- Life is just one dang kitten after another
- DaimlerChrysler's Smart Car to Go on Sale in the U.S.
- Give me a leg-up on gaining weight?
- Gardeners, plant-lovers, and "citizen scientists"
- Explain to me about the red plastic testicles on the back of this truck
- Banned in Thailand
- I'm havin' me a bottle of Yoohoo!
- Coyote in a Chicago sandwich shop
- Tank obstacle course: if this opens, I am going
- YAWN! Show those fangs! YAWN!
- My right-click menu is invisible!
- Dopers: do you sleep better in the nude - or in nightwear?
- People will buy anything!
- No rest for the wicked (or anyone else) in Indiana
- "Insert Witty Thread Title Here" SDMB Poker 2nd Quarter 2007
- Regarding the Canadian-American Candy Exchange
- Keep an eye on your kids, please!
- This is suppossed to look appetizing?
- Balls-up at VA hospital.
- Train floods canal with blue cheese sauce
- Burst 'The American Dream'... PLEASE!
- Briton Builds His Wife a Working Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Replica
- I remember when......
- Happy Birthday, EtherealFreakOfPinkness
- Sims 2 as Sex Education
- Last night, Tubadiva visited me in my dreams
- Ain't No Fortunate Son (SERIOUS Son Issue Follow-up, Friends)
- Harry Potter and the Extinct Political Movement
- It’s called “Random Assortment” for a reason!
- relocation allowance if you aren't relocating?
- I just got my business cards!
- How come I wasn't informed that the Earth's axis has tilted?