- Stupid Patriot Act. And even worse CC companies.
- To come out, or not to come out
- Hotels in St. Louis (off the light rail)
- A tribute to an ignored & forgotten soul
- I hate city governments.
- Senator Craig plays "Hide The Hot Dog"
- One step closer to the Rockinist Tattoo ever
- I'm teaching in prison, now -- and loving it!
- One does not simply walk into Mordor...
- Weird wombat
- A shout out to jshore
- The Great Crappy Beer Appreciation Thread
- Phooey! It's Phall!
- Dr. Sanjay Gupta's magical ultrasound phallus
- Slang terms for a one-mouthful serving
- Happy birthday, John Lennon
- Party III
- Do you know any jokes for 7-10 year olds?
- NCOs & Officers
- Ontario Dopers: Get Out The Vote
- O frabjous word!
- I need a new doctor (to get me drunk)
- Job interview high weirdness
- Media circus in my backyard
- Ants-3 Lobstermobster-0
- Things that wake you up in the morning...
- I almost knocked a kid down this morning -- on purpose
- Space Station's First Woman Commander to Bring Up A Whip
- Lora/Laura/Lara -- common pronunciation
- I have to have thyroid surgery
- Girls...shower...locker room...fighting...video...
- Festival of the Dope Persuasion (Bay Area) Nov. 3rd
- Jokes about States/Provinces
- Scared of roaches? This will make your skin crawl--a biblical esque infestation
- Tell me about rechargable batteries
- Funny Job Interview Stories
- understanding the dating game..does anyone?
- I'm spending my birthday, 11/1, alone at a Boston restaurant
- Unusual Russian Sculpture
- younger sis looks older?? opinions plz
- James S. Oddo vs. Norwegian Comedian
- Have you kept your New Years Resolution 2007?
- Good pie
- My little dragonfly buddy
- I just took a huge swig of sour milk.
- HL2 Portals was so good
- Slow Toasters - Is Mine an Outlier?
- My teenage sister is pregnant.
- Help, been given a cellphone!
- Halloween Costumes
- MilliCal Behind the Wheel
- Anorexia gone wild
- Hypnagogic hallucinations.
- Teaching body parts and gender in the new millennium.
- To marathon or not to marathon
- Holy Crap, I Stepped On a Bird
- Any Albuterol HFA users try Pro-Air yet?
- Very Strange: People asking Strangers to "Watch My Stuff"
- Happy Coming Out Day!
- We Need a "Cecil Prize" to Compete Against the Nobels and IgNobels
- Muslims in space!
- Gah. Very bad night.
- Either/either, neither/neither
- Thirsty? How about some turkey blood?
- SDMB Fantasy Basketball, 2007-2008
- Frank, now with less nicotine
- My Boneheaded Move De Jour
- Woman ejected from restaurant because she looks male
- Wanted: fun, witty, adventurous lolcat/mafia fan
- Crash in VA
- Nobel Prize to Gore
- It'll soon be Christmas...oh bollocks and Bah Humbug
- My, That's a Lovely Shade of LEAD You're Wearing
- I wish I could go to a Dopefest....
- Whoa, it's 60 degrees out! Better put on the parka, scarf and woollen hat!
- A time of grief and relief
- Liberals win election, create new holiday
- My Saturn Ion saved my life!
- Hey...you smell good! (or...when commercials come to life)
- Need some help on torturing my supervisor (long)
- Good news from on high.
- Why do I sweat so much?
- Is it just me, or does there seem to be less "Rodham?"
- I wonder, wonder wonder who ...
- A friend's little girl died
- Yay! I'm back.
- Are you counting the stars?
- I hate dreaming of bugs.
- Is this serious or am I being whooshed--"I Blame the Patriarchy" Blog
- Where the hell are my Zubbles, damn it!?
- The wife denies responsibility...
- Go to war or go to jail is not allowed.
- Anything for baby.
- Natural beauty be damned...
- that insipid Coyote is starting to really piss me off
- This Craigslister should be (or maybe is) a Doper
- A Jali Story
- Important Bacon Salt Announcement
- Stupid HIPAA...(also possible law question)
- Bless you, anonymous little old lady!
- One and two dollar bills? or coins?
- Top ten gadgets every designer should live without
- Oxfam shop made my day!
- A great weekend to be a Boston sports fan...
- Famous people born today, Oct. 13th
- You think you've got problems?
- MGB photos
- Indiana Bones RIP
- Mount Rushmore/Adams Bush Coincidences...
- "If you're happy and you know it, swath your grain..."
- I've Always Hated Driving Through Tunnels
- I've been footnoted (incorrectly)!
- No, the cream goes in the coffee, not the orange juice!
- Zombie yoga
- Nasty things that members of the opposite sex have said to you.
- Forbidden Thread: Party III (No Hosts!)
- It didn't seem dangerous at the time, but...
- Found an old music CD I thought I had lost forever!
- One more photoshop thread; theme: USB? - well I never!
- Please share your insane requests at work.
- Sequential Threads be damned!
- Three things you like, one thing you don't
- Someone took a Crapster
- I am now a member of the Hose-Nose Brigade
- Question about Ebay
- Reccomend a good humor blog.
- What's the funniest way a philosopher has died?
- The Gospel according to LOLcats.
- Going to a NASCAR race? Better get your shots...
- Fellow Halloween Fanatics, Show Yourselves!
- Rock 'n' Roll Church
- Looking to the East - An MMP
- Wish Me Luck, I'm Pitching an Idea to NASA
- Parents: Your Kids Really Are Listening! Letter from Iraq
- I wrote a humor column!
- Procrastinator's Dope Fest Postponed
- Close, but not toast(ed), or Zeus aim is no longer what it used to be.
- Happy birthday to ...
- Eulogy
- Anything new around here?
- Why is biking so hard?? <whine>
- The Worst Local News Tarnsitions
- My Hands are Cold
- The guy in the next cubicle just farted
- The Nigerians are apologizing
- Baaaaad relationship moves... that worked!
- I woke up with an erection today...
- This should be a rant, but...
- P90X Home Fitness Infomercials
- Teh lolcat Bible FTW!
- Medico-Dopers... your assistance, please.
- Dung Beetle, for you
- Farewell, Straight Dope; I'm leaving you.
- southerners/country folk: how do you swear? (lots of swearing, NSFW)
- First 'baby boomer' files for Social Security benefits
- "Midnight on the 15th"
- Marketing goes l33t
- She got the job!
- My Small Girl And Me: Two Years Later
- Analogue TV goes bye-bye
- I have a budgie - now what?
- Come help me brainstorm (sick child)
- I'm Going to Marry a Robot!
- Sands Casino Implosion
- How to stay healthy and look like a fool doing it
- Fired realtor, sold house! Wheee!
- The feral cat in my house
- Strange things seen at the pediatrician's office
- Giant Dino Discovered
- Apple Inc., you've broken my heart
- I'm dead. Just thought I'd share that.
- It didn't seem dangerous at the time, but MAN that hurt!
- Hypothetically, how could I drive down the value of my neighbor's house?(long)
- Last 5 Text Messages, whaddya got?
- Ok, my turn. What is this girl trying to tell me? (kinda long)
- Difficult day.
- Wish me luck!
- Wikipedia Won't Accept My Mount Rushmore Submission.
- Global Warming: Guess What? It Looks Like We're Boned
- My Fiance's Apartment Was Gutted By Fire
- WOOOOO! USB Turntable!
- I got a dog.
- Chicago Dopers, meet me for a beer or 3.
- Hysterectomy OVER! Now the rest of you, PLEEZ go see your Gyn on time!
- Woman curses overflowing toilet, might go to jail.
- Acorns are pretty good...
- A Halloween story for baby boomers
- "Impeach Bush" playing cards sent to every member of Congress
- Show My House Please!
- "Fingerprinting" tables at local stores
- Another step on my way to the goal - A celebration of sorts.
- Truely MPSIMS!
- Another gay marriage brouhaha in the Central Valley of CA
- Weirdo resumes.
- My wife and I are now land barons
- Your favorite Fortune Cookie Fortunes
- Closest friend in Atlanta - OMG
- I'm stuck near O'Hare. Where can I play World of Warcraft?
- Warning: possible uncontrollable laughter ahead
- ''Have scientists been wrong for 400 years?'' This junkmail will tell you.
- I am 40
- Wisdom teeth out 6 days and now my retainers don't fit!
- On eating Squirrels
- Local boy becomes baseball hero for the night!
- Note to self: Don't eat two week old cheesecake again.
- Does absence make your heart grow fonder or..
- Well, F**K YOU!
- A Delta Lady flies again - for aviation buffs
- Weird things your pets do/have done
- (warning: way TMI) I understand women just a little better today.
- Where the hell is he? (Cat-related)
- What little things do you do that you think are just pure genious..
- What’s it like to be an attractive woman?
- Reuters news: I vant to drink your (hospital laboratory) blood
- Oboy! I'm getting married!
- How many Doper specializations can you name?
- Puppies need a home...
- Those evil-natured robots, they're programmed to destroy us
- Vulcan flies again
- Do people ogle you/chat you up?
- One thing Vista is better at...
- Who gets kicked out of an antique shop? Me!
- Just looking for some good wishes, karma, whatever.
- What were your early pregnancy signs?
- Balloons rock
- Teenager hits on Marcie
- I pit my viremia
- "What are you doing while you talk?
- My sputum stinks! My phelgm reeks! My mucus is mouldy! (TMI, if you hadn't noticed)
- Read my wedding toast
- Any dopers from Turkey here ??
- So, Apparently My Brother and I are on Trial for MURDER!
- My dog is a wino
- Their HANDS were pulled off??
- A curious parcel arrived last night
- Gun Help - Finding gun mentioned in old thread...
- What little things have you done that are just stupid?
- This police officer is from the bizzaro world!
- I'm Trying to Remind Myself That Forcing People to Do Things at Gunpoint is BAD
- Now talk nice!
- I got three new flags for my collection!
- Any interest in another San Diego Dopefest?
- Hey, you got your SDMB in my PS3.
- Ask the guy being treated for anxiety and OCD...
- Strange Hubabaloo in Phoenix
- I guess I'm a vice-president now
- Which way is she going? Settle this argument!
- A followup to my closed thread
- My Beast has become finicky
- What gene do you lack?