- The Boy Who Cried "Cite!"
- In Chinese Factories, Lost Fingers and Low Pay
- A foggy day...in old Madtown...
- "Citation Needed"
- Cats Are Weird, Example Number 3,945,786,040,483,967,094
- Pudding the Pirate Cat: yarrr!!!
- WE Are In The MOST Depressing Time of year!
- I'm very tired (hospital capers)
- Sequential: The Musical
- It happened to me once
- Jeff Rense - is this guy serious?
- I saved a Junco
- Translating/Funny Accent Websites.
- Another cat thread
- How long did it take you to make your last 750 posts?
- Japan Opens "Tallest Lift Building"
- Neither Mundane Nor Pointless
- White Deer, where are the Knights of the Round Table?
- The Games People Play - First MMP of 2008!
- One of Nature's most Interesting Sights is the Northeast Burrowing Speeder...
- Why don't you advertise THAT?
- Travel advice - Grand Canyon?
- Need tips on sewing a formal garment
- The last words of a CO blogger, killed in Iraq this week...
- No, he's just stunned
- Now I'm rich in Europe, too!
- Batten Down the Hatches! New Circumcision News!
- Snow Day!!!
- Narcissisum, thy name is Chidi
- Jaguar To Be sold-Another Bit od Sunset (on the British Empire)
- "I'd like to order a glory hole." Damn, malaprops!
- Need $100,000 fast. Any suggestions?
- Here ya go, Goodwill, a freezer full of rotten meat!
- Head On Refund -- REVENGE!
- Would you like a breast or a thigh...
- The facts on O'Really (take two).
- Consolidated for quick reference--Unsuccessful Whig VP candidates, A complete list
- I'm setting my staff's pagers to "stun"
- A thread about a specific possibly non-genuine product and what I did about it.
- So, I had gumption, and I walked home from work tonight. . .
- My Really Bad Nightmare of Bush vs Kennedy Dynasty
- Is Military Rule More Efficient?
- My dog had a "Lassie" moment.
- Hawaii dopers: I applaud your food
- Bug fights!
- Strange creature caught at sea.
- Narcissus on the loose!
- I rode my scooter to work today!
- You're using my Chap Stick? What the hell is wrong with you?
- Three Good Things
- Photos with subjects giving the peace sign
- A whole salada in a minute - weird dare
- New Drinking Game: Slam One Down Every Time A Candidate Says The Word "Change"
- Pets who "disappear" themselves, and then turn up fine in the most astonishing places
- We should have/plan another Phoenix (and surrounding areas) Dopefest.
- online Mafia newbie needs some help getting started
- Diagramming sentances
- Can someone help me find an authentic NFL jersey?
- On Wisconsin! Sex with dead people legal, but don't mess with deer!
- It's an mp3 player AND a taser
- Help Me Select Hard Drive for Laptop!
- My kid is acting seriously weird
- Cast the 2008 Primaries
- I'd just like to thank myself
- Most BORING Museums You've Visited!
- I don't get this commercial!
- Skyscraper Airport for City of Tomorrow (November 1939)
- Living in IKEA for a week.
- Caught in the act!
- Hillary Clinton's crying, I'm embarassed to admit
- The Library of Congress in Your Wrist Watch?
- No, oficer, I SWEAR that's Liturgical Music in my Bar
- I think it might be time to say goodbye, Angel
- I don't think I've ever really learned how to blow my nose
- "The corpse in the chair was a dead giveaway"
- Monday Night Cleveland Westside Trivia At The Pub
- My wife is pregnant!
- Holiday in USA
- A bizarre piece of spam
- A senseless Price to pay
- *Multi-Purpose* correction fluid
- My birthday cake!
- "True Facts" about New Hampshire...
- Brit dopers, how much would you offer for this car?
- You can thank / curse me for the lack of snow
- Boy Glues Hand To Bed To Avoid School
- Is My Dog a Slave?
- I used to be an Engineer
- Museum You Found Inexplicably Fascinating?
- World War I Blogger Captures Attention
- Report on Richard Rhodes speaking
- Al-Qaeda Hit List --Mrs. Jay Leno??
- Holy Crap, I'm In Manhattan!
- What do you plan on doing with your tax return?
- Katrina victim sues for $3 quadrillion.
- Impurities in the electrical supply!
- Families reunited after a long separation - but not due to foster care, immigration,
- 2007's "too mundane and pointless" collection! (Another wrapup thread)
- My cat pooped this morning.
- Banned Charter Members?
- Dealing with a visiting kitty
- You're gonna eat THAT?!
- Deaths that suck
- Online package tracking is making me crazy
- Mommy, why is Microsoft writing children's books?
- Chicken Foot Tongs (Long and Rambling)
- How much will vinyl siding cost on my house?
- So I guess I have an eating disorder.
- It seemed like a good idea when I did it.....
- Because it was there - Edmund Hillary Dead
- Charlotte Dope Fest, 2nd Attempt
- Unsalted pistachios? WTHey?
- My aunt-in-law wants us to loan them $5000...
- Things I've/you've learned from meeting other doper in the real world.
- Can somebody explain this Postmaster General stuff to me?
- Your online affairs when you die.
- My Fake Client was Fake Acquitted!
- I Got The Keys Today!!
- Mini-rant to my Best Friend...too mild for the Pit. Just right for MPSIMS.
- Sir Edmund Hillary dead at 88
- My Sump Hole (almost) Runneth Over
- freaky freaky symptoms
- Sea lion steak
- Feeling very stressed
- It's Albert Hofmann's Birthday
- The ultimate drummer joke.
- Back to Teddy Babes
- "You're OLD--you couldn't possibly be a terrorist, illegal immigrant, or con artist"
- We regret to announce that due to
- The future of lighting is not yet here
- Ear worms of the day
- Moebius transformations revealed
- Ode to a sneeze
- I didn't want to go to the Y this morning
- What do your parents do/did for a living?
- I just gotta pass this on:
- Mary Lou Retton: Keep your perky outta my living room
- No matter how you shake and dance- how to keep the last drop of piss off my leg?
- Double life spans thought question.
- PETA wants jailed cannibalism suspect...
- Richardson Ends Campaign for President
- Aaaah! Never mind. Aaaah! Never mind.
- Twins separated at birth unknowingly marry each other
- Sex with an Ex
- I hate my computer, too lame for the pit, long
- MilliCal's Sleepover Thread
- OOTP Baseball League has openings
- Achtung! Willkommen nach Nazi Manhattan (an alternate-history map)
- Does Rotating Your Tires Make Sense?
- "Dinner for One": A German New Year's Tradition?
- Twins Unwittingly Marry Each Other
- So ... I guess I am a fogey
- That was a waste of five hours of my life (mild)
- My kitty is dying
- Making Vacuum Tubes From Scratch!
- I just found an empty 'Body Snatcher' pod in the attic.
- I am all alone
- Portland Dopefest - 2/29-3/2?
- Vicodin insomnia
- SDMB Bad Habits.
- Need Advice re Choice Phone Call
- It's Delivery Day! (Or is it...?)
- Odd-ball dream
- Do really mundane things sometimes fascinate you?
- Well golly. Looks like we've been adopted (cats and pics inside).
- hottie vet- women troops in Iraq
- Losing 1 kilogramme per week
- Mundane Ice Cream Moment
- I don't care if you're in an open relationship
- Radioactive Glass!
- Bristol Stool Scale
- Fun with google translate
- I Hate Tila Tequila
- Detroit Auto Show-Stupid Innovations in Cars!
- Test your political orientation
- I'm posting from the bar!(what an age we live in)
- At this time I would like to ask you a question
- Name my softball team
- 3 really mindless pointless comments.
- I Won!! Woo Foo!!
- Feel Free to Talk About Your Drug Deals Over the Phone!
- Solyent Heat is People!
- Headline identifies KMT as "Pro-China party"
- Making a name into a sentence
- How To Drive In New Jersey.
- 30 second Bunny Horror Paradies!
- Canada, we have our own skeletons in the closet.
- I'm getting my music back!
- It's a 99 Party MMP!
- I'm eloping - sort of
- Did you know you could get wrist splints, just like shin splints?
- When dining as a guest, what's the *correct* way to deal with a dirty plate?
- Get off the phone and be present in the moment!
- betting
- I saw Tommy Chong last night!
- More conflict at the Beetle house
- There is evil in my tonsils (whiny)
- It's Time! Chi-Town Dopefest, Anyone?
- You've Got To Be Kidding Me
- [vent]Hate meetings[/vent]
- I am so unbelievably bored
- Bad taste humour
- Getting old: It's not just for old people any more
- Oh, lovely, lovely caffeine
- Now here's a cool website
- Snow, (*^% Snow
- Cute Shoe Thread
- Ask the Messiah. No really he came here to answer.
- Happy 1000th Birthday, Hanoi!
- Unintentionally eavesdropping on my son: he asks God for superpowers
- Odd foods your pets love: second edition
- Ronald Reagan, homosexuals and the Briggs initiative.
- Buses and liquid manure spreaders in my town make dashes for freedom
- Wasting Police Time -or- STOP CALLING 999
- My dog is certifiably heartworm free!
- Look at the new Apple Laptop!
- Pregnant/New Parent Doper Check-in!
- Gah! Help me save face with my ex (A/K/A the Klingon)
- No more credit card offers in the mail
- Costner Rap
- And Yet Another Disease To Worry About
- Standin' in the shower, thinkin'
- Lame things you've done recently
- The Paranoid Thread
- I flat-out lied to my wife
- How to make your party, err, memorable,
- Apparently, My Penis is Trying to Kill Me
- Puh-leeze, be-yotch!
- In the bag! Now! (Man shoots self in genitals in botched raid)
- If my spam folder defined me
- Share your drive-thru stories please
- Monkey Robot Butlers? or...
- What's happened to Dick Chaney?
- 'In Search of a Silver Lining' or 'The Big-Ass Cloud That Has Been My Day'
- Trivial Feud Part III: World Edition
- A little girl died
- Where can I buy a used mannequin?
- What do you do well - but hate doing...?
- How do you deal with your SO's unpunctuality?
- I did a good thing.
- The Straight Dope wins me points at Pub Quiz!!
- the new black
- Do you enjoy the fruits of my labor?
- NYC man sues hospital over "forced" rectal exam
- In Bangkok, It's a Tough Life for Elephants
- Tesla Down Under
- Fancy Pants 2 is out!
- So that cute girl in my class...
- Karaoke (your go to song)
- Where's the glory, where the victory?