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  1. What wakes you up in the morning?
  2. JFK Promoting Hack comes clean?
  3. So Squid Don't Eat Newbies? Who Knew?
  4. When I was a boy ...
  5. You know you spend too much time on the computer when...
  6. I believe I may have located a large segment of the world's moron population
  7. I biked to work today!
  8. Exercise suggestions for the very overweight
  9. Hawaii's Big Island - Please help me find a sandy beach AND condo on it!
  10. How did you decide what you wanted to be when you grew up?
  11. Car Alarms
  12. I know somebody who...
  13. Ahhhhh, Karma
  14. The Tale of the Were-Car
  15. In India, pressure to be pale boosts sales of lightening creams for men
  16. Is this what being a cat lady feels like?
  17. Mildred Loving Passed Away
  18. Unofficial Spring 2008 Finals Stress Relief Thread
  19. Praise me, for I have kept my mouth shut!
  20. P90x owwww, *@%&ing OWWW!
  21. My sister is in the hospital
  22. Thousands of patent court rulings since 2000 my be invalid
  23. My big goofball horse.... sigh....
  24. I'm never carded!
  25. Leaving more time for donut munching I'd imagine...
  26. Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.
  27. Morbid jokes
  28. Another hole in my head!!
  29. So I'm utterly addicted to Facebook.
  30. Name your secret talent (possibly tmi)
  31. Grand Central users: we can now make free calls from PC to regular phones
  32. Where did this come from? (Parents wading in to fight their kids' petty squabbles)
  33. Vacation in Vancouver - August 20th
  34. Why are there no male checkout attendents in supermarkets?
  35. I think I just got a dog
  36. Pants Judge is back.
  37. Scrotacil Anti-Itch Wipes-- Come on guys! You'd buy these, right?
  38. What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.
  39. Maths cartoon
  40. Florida substitute teacher fired, accused of "wizardry"
  41. Bye bye Christopher and how do I change my name anyway?
  42. Ka-BONK!
  43. I had to do it... (lolcat related)
  44. I got my biopsy results today
  45. Are you graduating? Then get in here and celebrate!
  46. Worst Fortune Cookie Message. Ever.
  47. Amusing experiences with employees
  48. An interesting side effect of taking my snow tires off.....
  49. Wildly divergent lifestyles
  50. Never put a penis.........
  51. So, I'm work in my Jammies
  52. Nature brings forth a new definition of awesome
  53. OK. Picture of me.
  54. Eureka! behold the tuna and onion omelette sandwich!
  55. Tom Mabe feeds the homeless
  56. fortification spectra, whee.
  57. This is the title of this thread which perhaps is found in the thread itself
  58. Ask the guy who just did the stupidest, or maybe smartest, thing he's ever done.
  59. Big carp all your prizes belong to us.
  60. That's the name of my next album
  61. I know it's a fact but my mind doesn't want to believe it
  62. (to music) "Make A Little Birdhouse On Your Door..."
  63. I'm scared for my mom (cancer)
  64. That does it, I'm going back to school
  65. Ask the Freelancer
  66. I am half out of debt! Woo hoo!
  67. My breasts yearn to be free, or the most embarrassing thing that happened to me today
  68. Paen to Perverted Penguins Prods Parents to Protest
  69. Beautiful antique photo locket I found at thrift store
  70. The laws of the country
  71. Headline: "Platypus Genome as Weird as Platypus"
  72. MS Word for Mac: page numbers not printing
  73. I might be going HOME!
  74. Creatures Great And Small
  75. Lab Rat Appreciation / Job Seeker Support crossover.
  76. Your favorite military experience story
  77. Feeding the ducks and squirrels
  78. Who dislikes their child so much at birth...
  79. Somebody loves me ...
  80. How not to call home
  81. Sometimes the little turds make you proud...
  82. He Died a Hero
  83. Goodbye, Luella
  84. Even more Detroit mayoral nuttiness
  85. So, I got divorced. Now what?
  86. I rode my bike to work today!
  87. Did the guy get the ticket, or not?
  88. Finally, Some Good News About Climate Change
  89. Obama Girl Becomeing...Gravel Girl??
  90. Green funerals -- pour your loved ones down the drain
  91. Visiting Chicago. help!
  92. Things that are pink
  93. Is This What the Mafia Has Sunk To??
  94. I guess I really am some sort of a sick bastard
  95. You're so ________ your safe word is ________.
  96. The Mammogram Video
  97. Any Wisconsin Dopers up for lunch this Tuesday?
  98. It's spring. Are you getting out?
  99. Wireless first person R/C goggles. DO WANT!
  100. Kinda...freaky tornado warning (Central NC)
  101. I got a new SLR! Now what?
  102. Great tits cope well with warming
  103. Winston Churchill- Oh That Unknown Person
  104. Huzzah! Ah izz a smarty-pants!
  105. Quotes out of context ...
  106. Hillary video-funny and profane
  107. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  108. Mr. Charles T. Cat, Best Cat Ever, RIP
  109. Not sure about your follow-through there, Mr. Fatburger Manager
  110. So I'm going to my first gay rodeo this weekend.
  111. If you give an Islamic Militant a grenade launcher ...
  112. Recommend ways to get people to stop interrupting
  113. How many pairs of pants do you own?
  114. Captain Socks- 1 Year Later
  115. China has an underground submarine base
  116. You gotta love South Central high schools--hundreds get into brawls
  117. Holy Crap! That's some wind there
  118. Management types think technical types do magic.
  119. I'm singing for Quincy Jones!
  120. So I'm in Rehab.
  121. Whew! My car stereo is neither broken nor possessed!
  122. some random thoughts after a racist responded to my personals ad
  123. What Are They Smoking at Boeing?
  124. Why Didn't Anyone Suggest This When AOL Was Mailing Out CDs?
  125. Rise of the Machines: Now they have rapidly spinning sharp metal blades
  126. Science Discovers the Obvious, Again (Sex and Drugs, Baby!)
  127. I Got Rickrolled IRL
  128. Sweet but sad Mother's Day story
  129. I finally bought a mobile phone
  130. Play with fire, get burned. Don't cheat overtime!
  131. Really mundane: I love my new socks.
  132. Stolen newspapers in apartment buildings.
  133. Linux Gurus help please (Joining 2003 Domain)
  134. New kittehs
  135. Liquor Stores - Why do they exist and why so many?
  136. My s**t is your what?????
  137. Yet another skull bong story
  138. Outsource? Nah just stick 500 Indian software coders on a ship just ouside US waters!
  139. Eighteenth kid on the way for the Dugger family
  140. Little Hoochie Mama Upstaged By Pooch
  141. I like pie
  142. Happy Mother's Day, Doper Mamas!
  143. Mother's Day - What are you doing for Mom?
  144. Help Summarize Our Knowledge of the Aliens!
  145. My house was burgled last night.
  146. Another Miracle Fruit party
  147. Help me plan my massive (US, with some Ca) summer road trip
  148. One solitary extra long eyebrow hair!
  149. 3 APs. 2 days. 1 stupid son of a mother.
  150. Garius and Rekka got married....
  151. In which Sunrazor indulges himself while boring fellow Dopers (BABY PIX WARNING!)
  152. The results are in.
  153. For Sale:Sold
  154. I Can Haz CheezBird?
  155. 13-Year-Old Goes On $30K Spree With Dad's Credit Card
  156. We interrupt your regularly scheduled MMP to bring you this Early TV Mockumentary
  157. Another "Things most people know about history... that are wrong" thread
  158. "Hornets From Hell" - Neat National Geographic clip about gigantic, predatory hornets
  159. China had a 7.5 earthquake
  160. Terrible science news quality
  161. Spring's almost over. Why's it so damned cold?
  162. I can't believe I almost swore at a 4 year-old
  163. So (mundane) Do kitten tongues and Camera lenses mix?
  164. Ain't dat a Kiek in de Kok?
  165. Spring puppy! *boing*! Sadly, no pics...
  166. A pain connoisseur's guide to insect stings
  167. Canine fosterer, feline orphans. Warning: very adorable video
  168. New Doper baby: pics coming soon!
  169. My Son the Boddhisatva
  170. Her Daddy & Boyfriend act out ancient ritual. Black eyes result. Newslink
  171. Seattle Dopers - What's up?
  172. Odd/prescient/precocious things your kids have said
  173. We Have Pigeon Eggs
  174. Top 10 Oddball Jesus Sightings
  175. Computers Hate Me
  176. Conan!
  177. A Lizard Tail
  178. A red line does not mean I spelt it wrong. Reduced intelligence through technology.
  179. I got my hearing back!
  180. Great...I'm a huge fuck up and have no future
  181. Obscure Story-Is It true?
  182. Evangelical Mycologist
  183. Argh, home improvement vent
  184. New car! :)
  185. Why I love my health club (mundane if ever there was mundane)
  186. Fear of mustard and peaches?
  187. Exceptions to the rule: "On the Dope: For every possible question there is a person..
  188. Sure fire way to keep from catching teh gay...
  189. Life Sucks Sometimes (more cancer)
  190. Why do my cat and dog ignore each other completely
  191. And Now, Cat Spanking
  192. The Cleaver Sleeve!
  193. Women voice their preferences - The Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart
  194. Thai Bargirls -- Fall in Love at Your Own Risk
  195. It is OK to believe in aliens
  196. UK's UFO files released
  197. How often do you think about food?
  198. The Empower Foundation
  199. Cornelius Vanderbilt Wood
  200. Please help a grassroots organization help the victims of the Burmese cyclone
  201. Is the only way to succeed at work to put up with bullshit?
  202. Dopers, help me study (please!)
  203. Parrot goes away
  204. Most awesome ebay motors listing I've ever seen
  205. I Used a Dremel Tool on my Wife Last Night
  206. So we have attack birds
  207. Help me have fun fun fun with Latin !!
  208. Could someone help me with some English-Spanish translation?
  209. Local event of possible interest to Hampton Roads Dopers
  210. Dorthy Lynch, I love you so! (or, my ingredient to World Domination)
  211. A dating reality check, please
  212. RIP PC Club
  213. Woo-hoo! Chicagoans can eat enlarged livers again!
  214. Man Held in Fire
  215. I'm walking...
  216. Need help with a Word 2003 Macro
  217. Feather-Boa Bicycle Bandits Invade Vietnam's City Streets
  218. Boston Dopefest NOW, before Autolycus moves away
  219. Sequential Thread Titles and Dopernames
  220. So...online dating
  221. Snail suicide wall of DOOM!
  222. finally - my pictures from the last So. Cal. Dopefest
  223. Hilarious things your dad has said
  224. Getting more spam e-mail the last few days?
  225. War Birds
  226. Why not an Aussie Doper fest?
  227. Fruit fly + red wine= SEX!! (more offspring)
  228. What Trivial Knowledge Have You Learned Lately?
  229. A friend of mine died early this morning.
  230. Your pets have turned into people. Describe them.
  231. Finally got to see a museum I'd always thought was there (long)
  232. California SC overturns gay marriage ban
  233. MRI's are loud! (Or, House lied to me)
  234. Ask Supernova!
  235. You've been turned into a pet animal. Describe yourself.
  236. More bacon goodness
  237. Pets with "Old Souls"
  238. Need your help creating questions for baby shower trivia game!
  239. Sometimes too much SDMB knowledge can be a bad thing.
  240. We Icelanders like bizarre things (Phallological Museum)
  241. Lurkers Anonymous: Roll Call Part II
  242. RIP Pirate Woman
  243. China Bloggers Cook Up Quake Conspiracies
  244. How I suffer for my cats
  245. Rocket Man. How cool is this?
  246. Food Cooked over Dung
  247. I'm back baby!
  248. I'm skipping out of work early today.
  249. I Pit Watermelon
  250. I got lasered at UCLA.