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  1. What happens after the 797?
  2. Memphis Dope Fest?
  3. The definition of "dumb" is:
  4. My co-worker cashed a check...
  5. A surprisingly good day
  6. Less than perfect navigation skills
  7. MS Word gurus-- multiple language dictionaries?
  8. John Mccain offers up wife to bikers for a topless beauty contest.
  9. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out... OR: My new pets!
  10. My Weenie Just Had a Seizure
  11. I just put up my Obama yard sign.
  12. Ok, that call creeped me out a bit
  13. That big credit card scam ring that just got busted
  14. You know you drink too much when...
  15. Being "invited" to a wedding reception
  16. Yay! I passed my driving test
  17. Is my small community getting screwed? (gas prices).
  18. Why is it so hard to get the bill in a restaurant?
  19. Lord, it's a miracle! Or, the faith-hemorrhoid connection
  20. The presidential candidates in living color, only flatter
  21. Dating Game Pool: Guess how long until my first post divorce date...
  22. Nicknames You've Given Your Vehicle
  23. It's Been A Long Time Coming.
  24. Rainbows are proof we're destroying the planet
  25. 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Award winners announced -- at least 2 Dopers are winners!
  26. Share your unselected Bulwer Lytton Submissions
  27. I need a career
  28. Christopher Dickey's "New South" article in Newsweek
  29. I'm tired of the Olympics already...two days before they start.
  30. Amazing New Animal Finds
  31. I just wrote my dad out of my life. I feel better already.
  32. Nine Friends Are Missing Tonight; Presumed Dead
  33. Peens ensue! A test of Doper copyediting skills
  34. Well, it's official - I'm a female
  35. Hey, I'm (kind of) in the paper today!
  36. Announcing the birth of the newest little doper! (With pictures!)
  37. Supreme Court of Canada to decide if Wal-mart closing union store unfair labour act
  38. Yahweh is apparently a wanted man. Er, deity. Demiurge. Whatever.
  39. San Diego wins approval for nation's largest desalinization plant
  40. I have the Batman Voice
  41. Funny things about your SO
  42. I think the Vlasic Company gypped me out of some pickles.
  43. feel good story de jour
  44. Things (good or bad) that get to most people don't get to me. What does that mean?
  45. Assassination Method: True or False?
  46. we have to do sumething befor its to late!!1
  47. I want to start a new Rick-Rolled style meme, and I want to use this video!
  48. Ok, let me try this. Anyone NOT going to Burning Man...
  49. The #1 Selling Point of the iPhone
  50. Carrying sticks.
  51. A short video of my dogs.
  52. Exercise achievements
  53. I pit myself for being selfish
  54. Man held in Florida for threatening Obama's life
  55. Responding to Traffic jerks
  56. War starting in Georgia?
  57. I'm moving to SEATTLE!!!
  58. Can collecting, dammit.
  59. Russian troops attack region of Georgia
  60. Thank you for brightening my day.
  61. McCain caught trying to doctor his birth certificate
  62. So I'm watching the Olympics....
  63. My Mom is a Mom, you know?
  64. My Ex and I spent 90 minutes together yesterday and didn't argue!
  65. This is why I hate paying the bills
  66. Animal Planet Puppy Games
  67. Poll: Is the light changing in your part of the land?
  68. 08/08/08! this is SIGNIFICANT
  69. Canadian Mystery Explosions. Newslink
  70. John Edwards: "That Baby Ain't Mine"!!
  71. For all you chocolate lovers out there...
  72. Juniper trunk - good for anything? (asking wood experts)
  73. The state requires me to own a car under penalty of law..
  74. My girl is red hot...
  75. Personal Olympic Connections?
  76. Olympics in China, Mass games in North Korea
  77. How Much For Two Nights of Babysitting?
  78. I found the reason why this board is so slow.
  79. Women who only smoke when they drink at parties
  80. Anti reverse choading backwards.
  81. Murder in Beijing
  82. When you care enough to send the very best... send poop!
  83. Truth is, indeed, stranger than fiction (cloned puppy lady=sex slave lady)
  84. Words or phrases you have made up...
  85. Bacon alarm clock!
  86. Winchell's has it in for me: A story from way back.
  87. This must be my golden summer
  88. We had snow this afternoon!
  89. Booger Cloner Abducted Missionary
  90. I finally Graduated
  91. Rest in Peace, Anthony Russo
  92. Yojimbo, I hope you survived the floods.
  93. Shit, I don't even know who to pit. Life, I guess. Shit...
  94. Satirical Maps of the First World War
  95. 13 Scientific mysteries AKA "13 things that do not make sense"
  96. Weird, Stressed Out Week
  97. Six Degrees of Mumpers – a connectivity MMP
  98. My cat has diabetes
  99. Oops
  100. Bumper stickers -- you're doing it wrong
  101. Bring meeee...a shrubbery!!
  102. A small, but pleasant revelation from an Atheism book.
  103. What else would you use to catch the drips?
  104. I received my brand new heartache today
  105. "I'm 90 years old, and I don't believe in ..."
  106. Fun Spider Bite Aftermath [Disturbing/Gross Video]
  107. So I bought a Mac a month ago...
  108. I got on to a counselling diploma!! Any top tips?
  109. Sequential headlines
  110. Made some new pens
  111. Left a note for the guy whose truck I banged up
  112. Viruses Can Catch Colds, Says Study That Redefines Life Itself
  113. Eric the Eel - Olypics funny
  114. The Best Failr EVAR!
  115. Obama Roll
  116. I cut my shin open with a chainsaw today
  117. Spain Basketball - Strange Picture
  118. Two and a half year old getting dental work done
  119. Usernames - unintentional fun.
  120. One Third Down...
  121. Help! Need Foreign Punctuation for MacBook Stat!
  122. Adults who act like 15 year olds in relationships
  123. Sending a suggestive (but useful!) product to school w/ my kid
  124. Netflix movies are now direct to your TV
  125. Paul McCarthy's Giant Inflatable Dog Turd Soars Away Into The Sky. No LSD. Newslink
  126. Frayed cuffs
  127. Herein a Facebook message from my oldest niece. And what I wanted to say.
  128. Welcome me back!!
  129. Spinal Surgery
  130. DC Dopers: Beware of the speed camera
  131. Ask the guy who’s entering EOD (Bomb Squad) School!
  132. OK, how ought one start *this* conversation?
  133. Link to something excellent.
  134. Bigfoot body found?
  135. Tim the Balloonatic
  136. After You Hit the Cyclist, Strip off all your clothes and run around naked
  137. Cyclists: An observation project
  138. What name is an insult in two languages?
  139. Michael Fred Phelps
  140. You are a Nigerian official with 4M USD...
  141. My dad is 80 today.
  142. The Pill and Scent
  143. Amazon Question (the online store)
  144. Is Domination/submission as complicated as it looks?
  145. Has anyone ever had a phone interview? Need advice
  146. Strange happenings with my plumber
  147. I got me a veal calf!
  148. Calgary dopers - weird smell on Canyon Meadows Dr.?
  149. I've decided to quit faffing about and admit that I'm an atheist
  150. Julia Child, Woman of Mystery
  151. Personal ad cliche: "No head games"
  152. Political debate would be so much better with MMA fighting and lightsabers
  153. Ask a Conservator- how to care for your antiques and special possesions- museum style
  154. Georgia Trailer Trash -- Almost Literally!
  155. User interfaces. Argh! I hate writing user interfaces.
  156. "Honking Fail" video for real?
  157. Technological advances and language.
  158. How do I buy 'ethical' coffee as well as groceries
  159. Micheal Phelps diet, all junk food?
  160. How not to board a subway, or, "Mind the gap!"
  161. What disgusting things have you had cut off your body?
  162. It's a small world after all
  163. I foresee an extremely awkward Thanksgiving for the Whalens of Tulsa
  164. All Right! Perry Bible Fellowship FINALLY Updated!
  165. Chicago Air and Water Show - Friday rehearsals?
  166. The Flavors of Coke
  167. It's About Time!!!
  168. What's with being farsighted AND nearsighted? This sucks!
  169. Yo' momma so dumb . . .
  170. Kids' stepfather arrested for child molestation - what can their father do?
  171. Women's self-defense class
  172. That taffy, sir, was not very laffy
  173. Montreal's Gay Pride parade
  174. No Mouth-breathing whales
  175. I just bought a one-way ticket to Detroit.
  176. Occasional Irregularity?
  177. New Loan Forgiveness Program for Engineering Students
  178. Asking for some good thoughts and vibes today. (Friday 8/15/2008)
  179. Dammit Thor, I'm trying to sleep
  180. Wow! I'm a Quaker! I had no idea!
  181. Strange Fruit
  182. What the latest about Bigfoot?
  183. Bus-beheading followup
  184. Cat People - Our Pregnant Cat is having trouble - Need answers Fast
  185. Freemasons on SDMB?
  186. Thank you, tech support guys
  187. Mommy they're arresting Snow White.
  188. I'm so alone...
  189. Hong Kong Police Free Man's Penis from Park Bench
  190. That's Sir King Penguin to You.
  191. Another "misspellings or grammatical errors that drive you nuts" thread
  192. Office Prank Du Jour
  193. Old Facebook vs. New Facebook... how?
  194. FloriDopers: Heads up for TS Fay
  195. Reflecting on an amusing license plate
  196. I'm getting rather suspicious of my new neighbours
  197. My quirk is quirkier than your quirk
  198. Pot Smokers versus Beer Drinkers
  199. Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the straps
  200. Missed oportunity to photograph a Hottie. [Photographing strangers]
  201. What would society be like in this scenario? (just for fun)
  202. Well, that's fucked up
  203. Our summer vacation - A Dutch MMP
  204. Pickle in? Pickle out? Have it your way!
  205. I never knew there was a large and ancient Jewish community in India
  206. 'Mr. Swirly' sentenced to three years.
  207. The Periodic Table of Videos
  208. Eve's letter published in NYT book review!
  209. Images of Bangkok
  210. New Robot Can Build Itself
  211. Yay Giraffe!
  212. Just A Reminder From Your Friendly Punk Screwdriver-Wielder
  213. Poor skunky
  214. Share your Scary Stories
  215. I passed my EMT registry test!
  216. Stupid Hot Pockets and their lack of structural integrity
  217. This is just so aggravating...
  218. How do people of size use restroom stalls?
  219. Hold the fava beans and chianti, I still need my liver
  220. Time Travel & Butterfly Effect
  221. Speaking of creepy memorials to the deceased...
  222. Anyone got any good jokes suitable for a wedding?
  223. My friend might open for Dana Gould (the comic)
  224. My microwave caught on fire!
  225. Work Jokes- Does Your Job Have It's Own?
  226. Geographical humor
  227. The most perfectly named Stanley tool....
  228. Mentally Ill? Google News image with headline
  229. They have finally outsmarted me!
  230. I think I just received some kind of scam letter
  231. Gods, I am so fucked [No Sleep - Long Trip]
  232. Vietnam Releases Gary Glitter from Prison
  233. Random Thread (Where is Duffer)
  234. HA! HA! HA! Don't you love it when you gum up the works like this?
  235. Someone Offered to Impregnate Me Today
  236. Training for half marathon in 13-14 weeks?
  237. Cute kid stories
  238. I caught a teeny tiny frog in my bathroom
  239. I am applying for a new job. Need Good Vibes!
  240. Nigerian spam waxes poetic
  241. Want to see my dreary little office space?
  242. Dating two days in a row
  243. A snapshot of me
  244. Siamese Yoga.
  245. 2012 Graduate Mindset(what the kids are like today)
  246. Dad, please change your voicemail greeting
  247. Something you should do soon if you use Gmail
  248. 4 Box Seats to Tonight's Hollywood Bowl Up For Grabs
  249. Heard any good gossip lately?
  250. I can crack my nose...yeah