- Aussies: what do you do for Melbourne Cup?
- Il mio viaggio in Italia, an MMP
- A question(s) for vagatarians
- Dying is easy, comedy is hard.
- The swift-boating of Obama isn't working
- Gary Player is a gentleman and Miss World is really tall!
- What's your local weather forecast for Election Day?
- Sigh. Anybody want another cat?
- The [Breif] guide to Delegating.
- Just saw Obama and Springsteen!
- Bother! Back to being unemployed.
- Security's so tight tonight ...
- Backyard wildlife
- A vote thread for people sick of politics.
- Women's Health Magazine 10/08 Issue
- Montreal radio CKOI talk jock impersonates Sarkozy to Palin!
- Barack Obama's Grandmother has Died
- Help For a Seventh Grader's Science Project Survey?
- Suggestions for boredom? (Injury related)
- Auto Pilot Driving. I had quite a scare
- Why do I have a subscription to Field and Stream?
- My dentist is trying to kill me!
- Starbucks offers free coffee for voters!
- You know you got 'em--Share your Election Dreams/Nightmares
- What do you have in your paranormal defense kit?
- View From Wasilla
- A poem for Election Day
- The "Ask the..." Anthology (or, every single "Ask the..." thread)
- It's Official, we have adopted a dog!
- OK...I am officially living in "the future" now...
- BumpTop goes into Beta release.
- Boils. Also known as incredibly enormous pimples in weird locations.
- Welcome to the Election Insomnia Thread
- Odd things your cat likes (that is cute, without saying)
- I, For One, Welcome Our New, Unfrozen Rodent Clone Overlords!
- The Onion as a predictor of literal fact in the future.
- I done my doodie. How was your voting experience?
- When is the election?
- Sequential Threads: Election Special
- Obama Wins Dixville Notch NH - earliest votes cast
- The latest updates: 11/4
- Vicar falls backward onto potato while naked -- no film at 11, fortunately
- Help, my jaw has fallen and it can't get up
- Your personal election day omens
- No matter how you vote, thank your poll workers
- This made me cry (yes, election-related)
- Another thing to Blame on Global warming!
- Rock - Me - Hard Place
- Election terms you never want to hear again
- Is it me, or is this day moving along slow as molasses?
- Dammit CDOT, you did it again.
- What's the worst that could happen?
- How Hillary Clinton Could Still Become President In 2008 (Seriously)
- What Makes You Weird?
- Monstous zit poppage video
- some quotes
- McCain wins fans in India (article)
- It's Election Day...and my cable went out!!
- Directly above Obama's name on my ballot: Raul Castro
- Karma at its best
- How are the voting lines in your area?
- I just cast my vote for...(and this hurts)
- VITE!
- I cost McCain a vote today
- So the phone rings...
- Canada Erects New Statue to War of 1812
- You know what this is...
- F*ck yeah!!!!!!!
- Bush's to-do list
- China Smack: News and Views from the Middle Kingdom
- Sarah Palin's career options have opened up.
- Barack Obama will be inaugurated the day after Martin Luther King Day
- The crappy thing about Obama winning
- Congratulations Kay Hagan
- I'm so not sleeping tonight. Who's with me?
- Share pics from your election night party!
- McCain supporters. How do you feel?
- YAAAY!!! No more robo-calls!!!
- Erection terms you never want to hear again
- Bittersweet: Ruminations on My Year in Politics
- Now for something completely different.
- "Barack Obama" is totally a Star Trek name
- I haven't watched the news yet. Did Nader win?
- I lost money
- Acceptance speech in Grant Park (symbolic?)
- you actually really do rock!
- Link to your favorite editorial cartoons about the Obama victory
- I don't get this New Yorker cartoon
- Crystal balls: Dopers who called the Obama presidency first
- I just got a call from a bone marrow transplant center...
- It's November 5th and I'd like to talk about something besides politics
- Why have the markets fallen on Obama's victory day?
- The Little Train That Was Constipated
- Where in the world is Crandall Spondular?
- I thought we were past this crap.
- Any Places Like The Shady Rest Left ("Petticoat Junction")
- Anyone else going to President Obama's Inauguration?
- Help me eat for a month on $100
- My Fellow Democrats! Time now to do our Happy Dance!
- Palin's website hacked
- Funny Server Down Message
- It's time for all of you to Shine
- Unemployment Commiseration Thread
- A remarkable piece on CNN by George Wallace's daughter
- Help Me Brainstorm Ways to be an LGBT Activist
- Human bobsled vs motorcyle
- Generation Jones
- We should all be ashamed about how we are treating poor Mr Bush.
- How long are we keeping the Obama country locations?
- Ask The (Until Very Recently) Obama Community Organizer
- Ralph Nader wonders is Obama "going to be an Uncle Sam or an Uncle Tom?"
- Doper Acquaintances You'd Like to Make
- New Physics at Fermilab?
- Victory of the Son of Man
- An Obama / Mockingbird analogy from this gushy honeymoon period
- Obsessive fans you knew in high school
- Little furry animals - STAY OUT OF MY YARD!
- The madness begins (wedding expectations)
- Ask the Tall Ship Sailor
- TronnaDope: let's meet in Toronto!
- What is the strangest thing you ever saw on the Washington Area Metro?
- "I'm New" is only going to last me so long...
- Unique fungus discovered in rainforest makes biodiesel directly from wood!
- It's JUSTIN CREDIBLE'S birthday
- Awesome Interactive Electoral Map (find your county!)
- Parents - this is why your children aren't allowed to run free in public
- Obama's Transition website
- I have inadvertently started a cascade of retribution and have no idea what to do!
- Waaaahhh! I'm older than the Prez!
- Friends, Romans, Countrymen... send me your clocks
- Man Cleaning Cobwebs With Blowtorch Sets Own Home On Fire
- sumtimes my gramer is teribul.
- Canvassing for Obama in Pittsburgh
- Boobs on bikes!
- How many other SDMBers have you met?
- Plasma Speakers???
- To boldly Go where no Vet has gone before. Gorilla + Colonoscopy. Newslink
- Apply for a job with the Obama Administration
- Acknowledging you are wrong vs apologising
- I keep getting Bill O'reily and Joe Biden mixed up.
- Will Barack take off as a baby name, and how high?
- Our dog got a DNA test
- The malevolence of inanimate objects
- My mom's friend is getting divorced for the SEVENTH time!
- New Zealanders: predictions for tomorrow's election?
- So...what about that idiot who named his newborn "Sarah McCain Palin"..."...
- MoveOn.org Free "Yes We Did" Stickers
- Worst Overheard Phone Conversations - possible TMI
- My cat almost knows President-elect Obama!
- Have you ever dreamed of posting on the Straight Dope?
- Oil Doesn't Come From Dinos, It Comes From Fungus
- Zwong! - Or: describe - in words - the sounds your computer makes
- Stockings- or Pantyhose
- Thinking Out Loud™
- Me-me-me
- Japanese create brain tissue from stem cells
- Oh no, the Reader has annoyed the Gods.
- Spammer Stuff
- Overdraft fees suck
- Lest We Forget
- Given the chance to relive any day of you life, which would you choose?
- Today's View From Where You Are
- It's fun-employment not Unemployment
- Need some McCain-Palin defeat jokes/jabs
- Hippos
- President 2.0
- Puppy Cam!
- What if Bush said: "Screw it. Dick, you can take over till Jan. 20th."
- Awesome, candid photoset from Election Night from Obama
- Bad News for OJ Simpson
- Really funny joke
- Olives marching to Philly on Sat. 11/22
- Mah kitteh can haz a boxes?
- My Macbeth Paper
- Parental Visit. Ack.
- I just got rear ended and then they drove off.
- Parents: how do you handle the "gimmies"?
- Random idea regarding Carbon-footprint calculation
- So I'm 36, why have I been having hot flashes?
- Opinions Sought. Parental and Family Issues Involved
- I'm taking the GRE tomorrow and I'm freaking out
- Favorite Commentaries on Obama's Victory
- Free Obama stickers!
- "Baby powder is the most potent aphrodisiac for women..."
- Note to the RNC - If you think you're getting the clothes back you're smoking chronic
- Ladies; taking ages in getting dressed? Stereotype?
- So I got laid off yesterday.
- Christmas Tree Themes
- 90yo woman found living with bodies of three siblings
- So ... the White House was an empty shell of a building
- Pair of kitties desperately need a home.
- Butt Tapping - Huh?
- Hot Damn [Credit Card Fraud Prevention]
- Butler who saw racial history being remade
- Just some stuff about Sudoku...
- Really strange experiences?
- A little weird, I suppose. Funeral related.
- It's 5:55.
- What Has Hubble Found THIS Time?
- What the hell is WRONG with me? [stock rotation]
- Shoulder surgery.
- Obama getting ready to clean up Bush's messes
- Things toddlers do
- The first part or 'funeral' is 'fun'.
- Fucking Email
- Barack Obama 'not civilised' enough to rule, says Austrian pundit
- My first big OOPS! moment with my gun
- It's snowing!
- Newsflash, all Octopuses decended from a pokemon
- Dear "Health" Food Companies: "Evaporated Cane Juice" Ain't Fooling Me
- Peanut Butter on original Triscuits
- My workplace caught on fire
- Do you have surreal dreams?
- I have suspicions about my daughter's orientation
- A love for cookbooks: An Epicurean MMP
- Cool premise: inflatable emergency shelters
- Fuzzball Part II: kitten vs 130lb DOG OF DEATH
- I just had the best kiss of my life, in a dream.
- Any Freegan dopers? Is the Freeganism lifestyle sustainable?
- Cheese & Whine Ahead!
- Even Cooler Premise: Dirt Cheap Nuke Power Plants!
- Floss first? Or Brush?
- Just got back from the Marine Corps Birthday Ball
- Growing Pains
- He finally peed standing up!! Yay.
- Came back, bought pie.
- My childrens father is dying
- Now that the election's over...
- 1950's Advertising-weird ingredients
- You know what's annoying?
- Happy Birthday
- I just sent an email to my coworkers about my bowel movements!
- Last thing you peeled?
- Crappy Photoshop job by North Korea?
- Please stop pointing out that it was Flavor-Aid
- Questions to ask in a phone interview?
- This is what happens when you don't know how to use a hyphen.
- Why So Many Old Fat Mean Lady Librarians
- Remembrance Day (11 November)
- Pain medication = strange behavior
- victory over the phone gods
- Yet another goofy student email
- It's time for a new Doper pic thread!
- How to walk down stairs
- Just back from the Canadian Great War I Vigil
- The note -- Tomorrow, we will put a bomb in your school
- Peeing Outside
- I knew it! Pandas ARE dangerous!
- I like my women like my ____
- Any Singapore dopers out there?