- It takes a lot of effort to be nasty
- Earworms....who's got one?
- Let's help each other buy present for our friends and relatives.
- Did you ever cancel Christmas?
- ask the guy who was trampled
- Time and history are very funny things.
- A spot has appeared on my thumb
- What's got 4 legs and goes "BOO!"?
- Bank says no debit card use on Web
- Making people think they're drunk: An O'Douls Keg Party
- Obsolete graphics supplies
- Where is my wallet?
- Once again, Terrifel recreates the "Charlie Brown Christmas" tree miracle.
- Something cool came in the mail today...
- Life is just so many Yoko Onos
- Really lousy Christmas presents.
- Subprime 2: Electric Boogaloo?
- Oslo Dopers (or dopers in Oslo) - roll call!
- An Gadaí's latest fruitless call for a DublinDope.
- Sonic BOOOOM!!!!
- How did "Douche-Bag" become an insult?
- Mianus hurts.
- I saw this insanely small desktop DELL PC at Staples today!
- My 83-yr-old mother wants a Wii for Xmas
- Help me, gods, I don't wanna play Monopoly no more.
- The Delaware Primer MMP
- Stockings on the Straight Dope Fireplace
- You'll like my cruspy crasper - cooked deep down the way some folks like it
- Eye Need Some Eyeball Puns
- Bush Sends Rice to India in Aftermath of Attacks
- 5 K By 12.31.08 At Midnight?
- Well, it happened. I'm 30.....
- Taking Baseball Fan Loyalty to the logical extreme -- caskets and urns
- Seen anything odd on Google Maps recently?
- Discount on pet stuff
- End-of-the-year roundup: how'd 2008 go for you?
- Micro Sculptor: You Have to See This!
- It's Official: When your child is 25 months...
- SDMB Weight Loss Club, December 2008
- SDMB anonymous photos: Take a photo of your feet.
- Thank you, ladies who saved my dog!
- I need a pic of a business sign in Cleveland
- Last year: 33.2 million people infected, 2.1 million dead--including 330,000 children
- St. Nicholas Day at my son's public school
- Advent Calenders
- I've nearly been scammed, and nobody even asked for my bank account number!
- I'm going to be a Light Rail Operator
- I'm poor but I eat damn good!
- Gigantic Hexagon Over Saturn's South Pole. Link
- Things everyone planning a trip to Las Vegas should know
- Aah...unrequited affections
- Another Doper Engagement
- Commercials that don't offend
- It was a good day for a funeral...
- More strange things visible by satellite
- A pic of my furry little girls!
- California knows how to party.
- Japanese police are so... nice!
- Mission accomplished!
- Jeez, Twicks!!!!!!!!!!!
- seven years ago
- Plenty of White Pointers. Somewhere
- Christmas questions
- Georgia is Supposed to Be Warm...
- The Flu, the Moon, and Crazy People
- I just took a big pay cut
- Really weird phrases that you never think about
- I'll be driving halfway across the country...
- The Latest in Zombi Fighting Weaponry!
- Cool 4 minute demo of Civil War
- Really cool (street)map of the US
- Old friends with potential benefits
- "I Was Really Lucky. I Got Malaria..."
- Meet my buddies
- So a local bank got robbed, hires security.
- Mom, spend your money on someone else. Please!
- For all of you who have neighbors who suck...
- The Ron Thread
- Best Windows Instant Messaging Client (specific requirements)
- Albino Raccoon. Nifty.
- Just Filed My First FBI "Scam" Complaint
- Wow... Newspapers really are going away, aren't they?
- Thinking about a Graduate Program for Music - Advice?
- Is it possible to work too hard?
- Best Buy "Open Box" deals...Caveat Emptor!
- Anyone Implant Their Pets With Tracking Devices?
- I pit you, Mr. Grinch
- If you KNEW you would get away with it, would you rob a bank?
- The Kill Zone (for my car)
- Defer! Defer to the Lord High Milk And Parking Inspector!
- I had my first recursive dream
- I guess utube lost...
- 5th annual plea to stop smoking
- Lately, every time I...
- My Wife is going to win the Lottery today.
- Weird Dates
- Remember that iconic Depression-era photo?
- My battle of wills with a 4 year old
- You [ are | are not ] a unique snowflake
- Passing Out - The Game
- Can the amount of stupid on this webpage be topped?
- I accidentally my wife during sex
- Men: How did your life change when your Dad passed away?
- Things I've learned, both large and small
- Cool/Rare Celestial Event
- Spinoff thread: Mystery Method (Pick-Up Artists): Manipulation or No?
- Tin foil question
- I Had A Strange Dream
- What's it like to have braces?
- Haz Mat suits at the neighbors
- Apparently, "sloppy seconds" is too risque for the AP
- Ever say something as a joke, and have someone take you seriously?
- Cat likes apples.
- A Christmas Present Brag Thread
- Prop 8 - The Musical
- User names from the Blues
- Weird Things Your Cat Eats
- So they finally caught the people who set up that pizza guy who robbed a bank
- Night Witches....world war 2 pilots, here's an interesting story
- Standard Lego action figures not hardcore enough for you?
- One hell of a lunch date
- An update on Beta-chan, with pictures
- I Doubt if This Story About College Students Will Surprise Many Here
- Skin Cancer Redux to the 5th Power
- Dogbrain
- More suffering for George Bush (Onion article)
- iPod Engraving
- Is this guy doing what he appears to be doing? (Bellringer from Fail Blog)
- Tricks You Didn't Know Your Pets Could Do.
- It's a dog-save-dog world out there
- Six gunmen killed at Delhi airport?
- Google Earth Question: What ship is this at Pearl Harbor?
- A grammatical rarity!
- Shit stolen from my luggage. Any recourse?
- Cats n Space
- Snowflake toy
- UN Conspiracy to create Atomic Plant-Man Mutants!
- Dog Saves Dog
- North Dakota Leads Nation in Boob Quest
- My cat Sunny died today - he will be greatly missed
- My Parents Are Insane (But What Else is New)!
- Arthur Kantrowitz Dies, Founder of Avco Everett Lab and L5 Chairman
- This I know is true
- AT&T to lay off 12,000
- In what order to you browse the forums?
- Foods Your Dog Will NOT Eat
- Have you had a religious/mystical experience?
- Marine Recruiter hissed me off.
- Anti-Sale
- RIP H.M. : Remember Sammy Jankis
- Halal balloon twisting!
- Mundane, Pointless, but I shall share anyways
- BMW Sales Drop and Honda Pulls Out of Formula 1 Racing
- LHC Needs "Warning System"
- Airports get worse
- Toilet paper
- Holiday Classics and the Downfall of Political Correctness
- Mr. brown caves and uses neti pot - and he loves it
- Teddy Babes, Once Again
- I, For One, Welcome Our New Ukrainian Overlords!
- Trying to get a refund, probably won't succeed, wish me luck
- Force De-Escalation (most to least powerful)
- Holiday Decorating Games
- I just flunked several students
- I can fly! No, I can't.
- SDMB - Lazy posting is not welcome.
- Hey Ladies, Thanks for being so biologically high-maintenance!
- Kids arm ripped off on bridge...
- I'm broken. And need surgery.
- Decent sized earthquake
- Woman swept to sea during proposal
- Have you ever thought someone was joking when they were being serious?
- My best friend/coworker is afraid to out me. . .
- I just got a belly-laugh from the news
- Cats 101- Are you on Catnip Camera?
- Bored with live streaming puppies? Watch live crack deals instead.
- How do I "pause" my windchimes?
- Awesome water fountain.
- 30 Days 30 Cites
- Overused Insults
- Disturbing picture
- An open letter to Barack Obama
- Close encounters...of the wild critter kind
- Holiday blues- missing my dad
- Can You Work This Illusion?
- Gmail themes!
- We are under contract on our house.
- EddyTeddyFreddy does a faceplant
- Laid Off Workers Refuse To Leave Chicago Factory!
- EddyTeddyFreddy does a faceplant
- Sunny von Bulow dead after 28 years in coma
- Couple in Singapore on trial for distributing Jack Chick tracts
- my beautiful white angel fish died...
- Any help with a cover letter? (For internship)
- I did a triathlon today
- When the house burns down, I am to blame.
- Gas for $1 a gallon?
- It was SO COLD...
- Please identify these objects that came with my shirt
- Odd encounter with neighbor's realator
- It was a very good five minutes
- The Founding Fathers Were Not Christians
- Some tested Tasers fire stronger current that company says...
- I gotta stop watching Animal Planet
- Who Is Still Here?
- The real Fawlty Towers
- Herpes Linked to Alzheimer's Disease
- Words that you sort of know the meaning of, but not really
- A day which will live in infamy
- Building a dining table: Medieval style.
- What's up with CNN email alerts?
- Niblets, I bid thee farewell
- A very Catalonian Christmas?
- Letting the dog out
- Prince William's Willy: Royal Prick Pics
- What to do with an annoying student?
- Woman sets fire to husbands genitals
- An MMP of Elopement
- The One That Got Away.
- Defective reproductive organs (TMI, long, whiny)
- Widows--Any Advice & Comfort
- Stupid Christmas tree lights.
- Alternate mechanics?
- *Special Request From QUASI*
- What's this about? Gitmo suspects want to confess.
- Ask the guy who just got a tonsillectomy as an adult (TMI likely)
- USA: Poverty = Obesity?
- Henry Molaison, the famous amnesiac patient H.M., dead at 82
- The view outside your window
- Not all atheists are anti-religion.
- I Am a Thief
- F/A-18 crash in San Diego
- My Carma Sucks.
- Remembering John Lennon R.I.P.
- GM Says, "We Screwed Up"
- You've never sausage a thing!
- I just purchased a netbook
- It's weird to see my friend's profile on mydeathspace.com
- Show us your pets!
- Dealing with my mother
- I don't get death
- What wouldn't you eat for breakfast?
- Secret Santa tips
- Governor Blagojevich taken into custody this morning
- Great Christmas jokes
- Could it be? A *real* flying car?
- How I would restructure the Big Three....
- Urban phrases that make their way into non-urban conversations
- Stupid GEICO!
- Homer has been found! Reviews on Amazon