- Slow unwrappers/ an endangered species
- TMI!!But, the longest period ever?!
- Cool video - 4000 volt electrical fire from downed power lines
- Are you sick of Christians whining about "Happy Holidays"?
- I Just Got Laid Off.... Yippeee!!!!!! *
- My mom goes a little nuts at Christmas...
- GoogleMap Shows the Fronts of People's Houses!!
- Killed in my dream (again)
- Comment from my kid: "What if we're their movie?"
- Cloning a Human From Their Snot
- That was one shitty fucking day (driving SD to SF, Dec. 17)
- Chocolate stars - I need a source in the Chiburbs
- Santa Claus mailed a box to our house!
- Iowa Gets Serious About Its Vampire Problem
- Nothing says 'Christmas' like sequential threads
- Everything is fleeting
- My friend's house burned to the ground today
- Hobbitses Were Real!
- How Do Y'all Wanna Do This?
- Life sucks a little harder today: fire at Durham Region shelter kills 150 animals
- Caveman
- Things you didn't know about other countries until now.
- Deep Throat Dies: RIP, W. Mark Felt
- Kerning and kerning in a widening gyre....
- Calling All Cops: Is This Standard Procedure?
- Who's snowed in today?
- Really Not All That Single
- What demons dwelled within the darkness of a dad?
- Raising Sons v. Raising Daughters
- Boston-area Dopers: Got a plan for the snow?
- Ask the Call Center Cube Monkey
- Low grade headaches
- Illegal can deposit redemption being addressed in Michican now.
- Men, now you can smell like meat as nature intended!
- Mother of Palin Daughter's Boyfriend Arrested
- I graduated!
- As misleading headlines go, it'll just about do
- Scarf face & foggy glasses: Northern Dopers help!
- I just won an iPod touch at our office Xmas party
- Happy holidays from my gallbladder!
- New to this forum. What's "IANA", "IANAL" and "WAG"?
- Proposals on TV
- How would you feel if YOUR marriage were nullified?
- Best Photos of 2008
- A little kid died in Cameroon last Thursday
- I have the whole house to myself!!
- Christmas Raccoons?
- Goodbye Honeycat (long)
- Stroke
- Do you buy your vehicles by the brand or by the make
- My kid's picture is in the (online) newspaper!
- Today was my last day at work!
- 12,000 Job Openings At New City Center In Las Vegas
- Better hope the health care worker likes you
- 67 years ago today
- LIGHT UP THE NIGHT (demonstration/candlelight vigil)
- Free Christmas Trees!
- Snowflakes!!
- Baby Drama Update
- Anyone have access to Diamond Law Lib at Columbia?
- Al Franken takes the Lead in MN Senate race
- Can you instill integrity into a child who doesn't naturally have it?
- I'm dreaming of a White Christian...
- Me singing "Takin' Care of Business"
- So apparently Facebook is down?
- Cold weather woes
- Goddammit Dottie, stop eating my underwear
- Why have I come to dislike Christmas trees?
- So, how are you working Christmas this year?
- Fudge Fiasco
- NoBODY...
- Finally! Done Christmas shopping!
- His first girlfriend at age five?
- Christmas shopping at 40 below! HO, HO, HO!
- Jacoby SHOULD Be a Girls' Name
- Anyone Know This "Jump Rope" Song?
- The Ultimate in Handguns
- Canada, think of the children
- 'Tis the Season...........
- Chocolate Steak
- Male orgasm without physical stimulation - possible TMI
- My Idiot Moment Of The Week
- "I am in love with an enormous man"
- Christmas Card From Me To You.....
- Have you ever pulled a Christmas cracker?
- Accursed taste buds!
- I have to appear as an expert witness this morning
- Anyone familiar with Manchester slang?
- *LAUGH* Prankster taints auction of oil and gas drilling leases!
- Mundanely mellow Sunday
- Quick - guess what holiday this is!
- Wait, what? Belgium's government has collapsed?
- Convince me everything's going to be ok.
- If you have a PC virus that seems impossible to get rid of here's a possible fix
- Ten Things I Have Learned From Working in Retail
- OK, what happened to Equiporpoise?
- I love the titty bar!
- Thankfulness
- Vintage Count Chocula box--with cereal!
- Offer your best explanation for this. [YouTube Video]
- A panicky MMP!
- How often do you do drugs?
- Rudolph is a girl!
- Some mothers shouldn't have children
- Yikes! I Can't Understand My Grandson's Speech!
- Sometimes YOU'RE the strange
- New hope for those of us who lose our heads
- Girlfriend Desperately Fighting Some Puppy Love
- Good lord, today I'm as old as Jack Benny
- Best pics from 2008
- It's insanely difficult to fire people these days.
- Kiss the dust I'm shakin' from my feet, suckaz!
- Naming your kid Adolf Hitler
- Radioactive money? Newslink
- Odd Amazon recommendations.
- A public service announcement re: RSVP
- Accounting. Again. Sigh.
- Why am I getting all these (bogus?) debt-collection calls lately?
- Help me tease a 13 year old boy for Christmas
- Hard to be around and difficult to talk to
- headed to Chi-Town and worried
- When's the last time you did a vanity search on here?
- Really, head scratchingly, stupid things that people do.
- SSG Schwartz, are you still recruiting?
- Santa's bringing me an Ultrasound and Mammogram
- This place looks awesome!
- Bernie Madoff Jokes..
- Tyler Durden's Biodiesel
- Jeremy Xmas! - or... Christmas decoration failures
- I'm in trouble with the big red dude
- Saving humanity from homosexuals is as important as saving the rainforest
- My mum heard my voice for the first time today!
- Help Me Spend Small Amazon Gift Card
- Weird stuff you do habitually for no reason
- Happy Festivus: The airing of the grievances
- Killed my cat
- Unwittingly dragged into the middle of a scam. Yipe!
- I Could have done without being right on that one
- Frickin' Lasers Just Got Better. Now We Need Improved Frickin' Sharks.
- Krimuh Pix
- $1.45 for an apple...
- Boards. Stay!
- I hate Christmas this year (again, with possible request for advice)
- Merry...uh...whatever...
- Happy Holidays!
- Do People Still Get (or Make) Obscene Phone Calls
- Christmas present scores!
- Brevity in email addresses is a wonderful thing.
- Ya know, Santa's got a cellphone
- Actually I don't really care for your christmas wishes
- What do YOU want for Christmas?
- Snowzilla Lives!!!
- If programming languages were religions
- Please pass this on to anyone who's thinking of getting someone a pet for Christmas
- Stop giving me time off, dammit!
- We lost our cat today..
- The grocery store on Christmas Eve.
- Who is the youngest user of the dope?!
- If You Start Lacuna, I Call "Dibs" on Kirsten Dunst
- I Saw A Dog With Shoes
- Norad Santa
- Merry Christmas everyone!
- Dude/Dudette! You Alone On Christmas Eve?
- A gift for those who have everything.
- 40 years since Christmas Eve around another world
- Season's Greetings -- Now with Marmite
- Sick kittens, vet closed for holiday
- Why do DVD Recorders always break down on me?
- Well. I guess I'm engaged. :)
- I'd like to wish a merry christmas to
- I Can Feel My Big Toe!!!
- Share Your Christmas Cards
- My kid bought me a present!
- The Wii That Wasn't
- I walked out of a CVS yesterday over 16 cents...
- I am now at peace with Christmas
- Doofus football player-stripper vs douchebag date rape public speaker boyfriend
- I just looked . . . and it wasn't there.
- I'm making Buckeyes...
- Getting rid of problem program on my computer?
- Puns accidental, by an Occidental, about the Oriental. Contributions welcome.
- Ah! Boxing Day!
- Help me identify my garage spider
- Could You Afford Presents This Year?
- Santa as Rage Killer - Think of the Children
- A low-key Christmas
- Gift giving at work
- Parents pull a Christmas prank
- Cambodia, Laos--voluntarism ideas?
- Merry Christmas. Baaaaarf!
- This is great! This sucks!
- Phoney bed linen sizes.
- Holiday mishaps
- The Newest Weapon in The War Against Terror Is. . .
- Just look at these libraries
- So...what are you returning this year?
- A sigh of relief for quiet people.
- Your most "interesting" Xmas present this year?
- Shamelessly Searching for Sympathy...
- Cute alert: I have a new kitten. Needs a name.
- Obama on currency
- My boyfriend is a punk but $%^&ing awesome
- Losing my apartment to gentrification
- Combovers, for your viewing pleasure!
- Most Awesome Christmas gift
- Earthquake in South Central PA
- Any pregnant dopers/expectant dads/new parents about?
- Giant cardboard chicken!
- The Christmas prank that keeps on giving.
- Post links to good physics-heavy online games/puzzles.
- Roy Orbinson, in Cling Wrap
- I'm going to Melbourne! At last!
- Why can't I find a damn chair that fits?
- Please Don't Divorce Us
- Almost lost my life today.
- Woohoo! Got power back!
- Bin Laden may have lost over $1 Billion in the Madoff scam!!
- I have my 3yo nephew for 5 days. What evil thing can I teach him to do?
- Oddball experience at the track today
- So let's show pictures of our pets!
- Your coolest Christmas Present in Pictures
- More annoying holiday behavior
- Dude shoots other dude for yakking during movie. I don't condone it, but I understand
- Post Christmas blues
- organising a kids drama class- where do I begin?! (long)
- When YOUR original thought becomes a trend.
- Coyote Vs. Mosin-Nagant M-44 7.62x54R
- The Year in Review
- Imagine your disappointment when your box full of gifts never gets there
- It's the Annual Resurrection of the Slob Reform Club!
- I kinda hate my home town
- 2008: A year in pictures
- Swiss Cheese May Hold the Secrets to the Universe
- I got a tattoo today...
- The Last MMP of 2008 - What's your resolution?
- We may get a glimpse of the occultation of Jupiter tonight
- Christmas in the Emergency Room
- My weekend, how many things can go wrong....
- The Grumpy Expat
- Tales of a new credit card: chip-and-PIN arrives in the Toronto area.
- Largest amount of food you've eaten at once
- Another obviously genuine email from ebay.
- Owls!
- What was open Christmas in your area?
- Shoppers breakup robbery/hostage situation.
- When kids stare at you, what are they really thinking?
- Yahoo E-Mail Account Owners: Trash Questions
- Applauding Atlanta's H.E.R.O. Team
- TMI, NSFW, what do you do?
- I wonder if they'll have anything to fit me?