- So A Guy Died At My Work Tonight.
- "Themes" on these boards
- Travels with a Toddler – an Adventurous MMP
- Dalai Lama loves Bush
- Gawd, I want a cigarette sooooo bad!
- I'm No Fool, I Go To School
- Hair replacent for "only" $1.60 per hair
- Going to Bermuda - suggestions?
- My husband died last night
- Tiger Woods' Speech Yesterday
- Swimsuits In January
- Ramos and Compean's sentences commuted
- Important Lessons You Learned Abnormally Late
- My kid's going to be a Maid of Honor!
- February 2009--four perfect full weeks
- Dopers of faith, offer a prayer for our new President
- So tell me about your Type II diabetes.
- I am the clumsiest person I know
- Migraine
- Want to Improve My French on a Budget
- STOP SHITTING YOUR FUCKING PANTS!!! (Part II)
- Yeah, Wal-Mart does kind of suck
- I need a kitten name
- Strange Talents
- Back in the day, did folks hate K-Mart when they came to town?
- Who here is newest to the internet?
- How on earth did I sleep for 20 hours?
- Best excuse yet for keeping your kid home from school tomorrow "Obama might get shot"
- Officials re-examine 1984 cold case - murder of my friend
- Rise of the Machines: Microbots in Our Veins!
- AllWalker Institute for the Advancement of Hollywood Romance
- Tell me about being an actuary.
- Wow, that was a good prayer from Rev. Robinson!
- The Official Inauguration-Watching Thread
- The official Inauguration non-watching thread
- I saw my first counterfeit bill
- "Withnail and I" Farmhouse Is on Sale
- Call Me Charlie Brown
- I think we have a ghost at my house
- I weigh the same now as I did in high school!
- The Onion's Sendoff of W
- Nice editing job, Fox. (Unhealthiest presidents list)
- Sen. Ted Kennedy and Sen. Byrd collapse at inaugural luncheon
- Quick! I need a good riddle
- Whitehouse.gov
- How big an income difference between potential mates is problematic?
- Somebody Stole My Dog!
- Dumb husband!
- Any Conspiracy Theories True?
- Help me learn Japanese!
- A good pun is its own reword
- I can has tribblez?
- Weird burn story
- Inauguration Day as Seen From Above
- Warm Fuzzies
- So, I just took Vicodin ...
- The Sarah Palin Miss Alaska 1984 Pageant swimsuit & talent videos now on YouTube
- Thats Odd, I Just Keep Finding Money.
- The Bucket List
- Stuff that just amazes me.
- Is this a good place to introduce myself?
- The glass has extra capacity
- Deltochilum valgum will no longer be taking any of your crap
- Dog Alcoholic?
- Passed over again
- I am the patient ER doctors make fun of...
- More surgery in a week. Wish me luck. (long and possible TMI)
- Dealing with "Friends" who often are insulting
- Homer Simpson Worked on the Manhattan Project, It Seems
- Obama's First Day
- Stuff that only sort of amazes me.
- Best Amazon entry ever
- Boston Dopefest soon?
- What's the 'proper' format for a haiku?
- In Which I Pit Myself For Being a Little Bitch
- A stunning example of bad planning (or a helluva lie)
- Looking for British Police/Lawyers/Crooks
- My friend's amazing inauguration day photo
- I was going to post a tasteless thread about the Obama's doin' it in the White House
- China Censors Obama's Speech
- Give Me Some Interesting Phone Numbers.
- The Zocchihedron - the 100 sided dice
- My eyes and some questions
- Meeting Your Doppleganger
- This Humidity Sucks Like A Hairy Goat
- Anyone speak Scots Gaelic?
- Frozen dead brought back to life in the last month
- Old School Dopers?
- Ask the widow of an alcoholic
- Owl does Mr. Burns impersonation
- NOW he's 100% bona fide President of the United States of America
- Pimp costumes for kids
- Is this likely? Snow boarding four weeks after breaking ankle
- Just one more thing and I'm moving to a cave
- Welcome to Cleveland, us.
- In Which AHunter3, FileMaker geek, learns MySQL and PHP
- Adventures in Moving
- Help! What are things one can do on a budget of $0?
- Have you ever knitted with dog hair?
- Ever hear the one about the...
- In Praise of Things that Aren't
- Get creative with Thing-a-Day 2009
- 1940s noir research in LA--possibly in person soon
- Teleportation Real?
- Anyone else hate Google's new icon?
- When Did Dogs Start Getting Married
- Most commonly misspelled words in daily use
- Diogenes the Cynic, I'm reading about you!
- I'm buying a condo from a co-worker (and boss). Do I need a lawyer?
- Some great pics of the recovery of USAir flight from the Hudson River - Worth a look!
- I'm Going To Become A Parrot Mom Again!
- Word errors you discovered embarrassingly late in life.
- Just got a job on the North Slope.
- How do YOU know when you're tired?
- What is this, 1955? (old/odd medicines in my cabinet)
- Who else is done filing 2008 taxes?
- Icelandic politics revisited (and this weeks wow-moment)
- Here's my kitty!
- Two deer this morning
- How unique are you? Opposites at play
- When Train Stations Were the Majestic Temples of Rail Travel
- Mind the squirrels
- Funny Things Said During Sex
- Circuit City liquidation: Are you really getting a deal?
- I just learned how everything was created ...
- Gitmo Prisoners
- Ode to a Haggis
- Doper gets pitbull, almost hospitalized due to excessive licking -puppy pics included
- What's your representative animal?
- What do you know? People click on Google ads.
- Bush Daughters to Obama Daughters...
- Weirdest. Lawn Ornament. Ever.
- See y'all in a month.
- Old friend and parallel lives.
- How on earth do we find a first dance song for our wedding!? Halp!
- Weird coincidence of the day
- Anyone on a dating site and have a funny story to share?
- Interview with a corpse cannibal - From Harpers Magazine
- Sig-alicious. Get sig-gy wit' it! Sig heil!
- Why artifical sweeteners make you overeat - Interesting article
- Rolling spider
- The FBI is on the case in Nigeria
- FYI: First-hand experience: vitamin deficiency can cause depression
- Living in Thailand on US$10 a Day
- Make your own! Face - in - hole
- In Memory of jsgoddess's husband...
- I want to give away our child
- Is there a name for this effect? Does anyone else get it?
- Cecil Chose My Question! Woo Hoo!
- What Becomes of Used Luxury Cars?
- I'm getting a chihuahua named Spencer!
- Fantasy come true
- Calling anyone with any type of video camera and an imagination for tall tales!
- Uh.. Weird WiFi connection names...
- Butt rocket (NSFW)
- Gmail- has it become terribly slow?
- Bizarre people you've encountered in life..
- "You can't ask questions in here--it's the press room!"
- The Year of the OX: Happy Chinese New Year!
- Australia Day
- Pink Lightbulbs
- Who is/has been terrified to parent?
- Silly applications of highish technology.
- All things bacon
- Wicked Cute Kittenpix -- I Shamelessly Flaunt Them
- Can't love own Child?
- Cycling Across Canada (or lend a cyclist a hand)
- Confusing posters as similar names. (astorian & asterion)
- Little Kid Logic
- Travelling advice needed!!
- To Cat Owners - Cat That Ignore Each Others
- Sag Awards on E! Kevin Bacon Game
- whitepages.com now has historical data
- Under the Southern Cross
- This sucks, my dog is dying.
- Turning a scarf into socks! Hurrah!
- Fire breathing demons over my right shoulder.
- For those that don't like store loyalty cards.
- Seen Any Good Movies Lately? A Cinematic MMP
- Thailand's scorpion Queen Sets New World Record
- It's OK for a State Trooper to be member of the KKK
- Was I Out of Line?
- I love this perverted vegetable rodeo
- Any good text jokes for cell phones?
- Cartwheeling spider!
- I need speaker mounts
- Diagnose my illness - I have already seen the doc and am being treated.
- Coach fired for winning attitude
- Life.....
- Power is...
- Did you have an instant connection with your child?
- Ask the guy who's been separated for a year
- Ask the guy who worked on a cruise ship in Hawaii for a year
- Do you have an Employer account on Monster.com? Change your password.
- Life Advice Sought -- SO lost his job
- Masturbation (and Sex) CAUSES Prostate Cancer!!!
- 2, Count 'em TWO!
- One dream achieved! Just scored / recorded the music for a movie!
- Central Virginia Cost of Living
- Brown tear streaks in the corner of a dog's eyes
- The New HNIC (Head Ninja in Charge)
- Caylee Anthony - buy yours now!
- Ideas for a honeymoon?
- No more craft cheese rolls?
- Head & Shoulders, A High Theft Item
- My toothbrush just fell in the toilet.
- This Is For Leaffan
- Mini ChiDope anyone?
- Didn't Know Where To Put This, But......
- Seven, NO...8 babies born in CA yesterday!!!
- Talk about self-contradictory
- FedEx plane crashes in Lubbock Texas
- Particle collider may destroy the world after all ... link
- Earthquakes and volcanoes: here we go again
- Anti-Government Riots in Madagascar
- Bill Kristol: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
- She stopped shitting her fucking pants!!!
- Funny bumper sticker I saw
- Cheap DSL AT&T
- Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
- Hormonal Attribution Error, or Stupid Week on the Wunder Channel
- My New Snowblower Is AWESOME!
- Whoa, I'm a dad! (Pics, of course.)
- Truisms and Neo-Truisms
- CRACK! SNAP!! Sounds of an ice Storms
- So, how did it end?
- AIG Hands Out 50 $1 Million Bonuses!
- I am the Baby Whisperer.
- I wonder how long it will take...
- Ask the Paramedic II
- Those warnings on massage oil bottles aren't kidding. TMI
- Evidence and Implications of a Holographic Universe ...
- OK, PETA Now I'm listening!
- At FIRST Glance......
- Perhaps the Biggest Solar Energy Announcement in Years
- Northern Lights Right Now! Wisconsin, 11 PM CST
- Isn't this a bad time to be a flaky worker?
- For all you guys coping with freezing snows about now...
- New iPhone firmware update
- teleportation - it's real
- Things you did as a kid, and still do.
- Drug money keeping banks afloat
- The dark side of Canadian socialized medicine - Infectious lesbians
- Pictures! My vacation to Yunnan Province, China!
- Etymology of harbles
- Excuse me, are you %*#$ing my girlfriend?
- What happened to Plastic engine blocks?
- Best Zombie article ever! (Shows how it could happen)
- recovery.gov -- I love our new President
- Seeking fashion advice: pairing shoe style/height with skirt length