- Pete Doherty's crib on MTV - Terrifying and grotesquely awesome
- Help me convince my father to go to the doctor
- Beware the ides of March - for there shall be a London dopefest!
- I can't drink anymore?!
- I went and saw Centralia, PA yesterday...
- Kitties on a Roomba!
- So I'm going to NYC in a couple of weeks...what to see?
- Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver!
- Dear family: please keep your well-intentioned but stupid advice to yourselves.
- How to lose 25 pounds in 8 days
- White Dog Goes Nuts - Gives Me A Laugh
- Alzheimer's Reversed in Animal Models
- K2, P2 - A Knitty MMP
- "As Seen On TV!" or In Praise Of The Ped Egg
- Doctor who espoused vaccine-autism link manipulated data
- 72-Hour EEG: Ever Had One?
- Okay, Y'all! We HAVE to talk! REALLY!
- Obama gets tough
- Keys Make Hole in Pants Pocket
- Obama's visiting.
- Can You Pass the Fat Quiz?
- Simpsons Tech Made Real: The Baby Translator
- So I went to Death Valley...and saw snow
- On turning 60
- Local child loses fingers in escalator
- Can someone explain the pic in this ad?
- Have you been scammed?
- in or out ?
- Hey. I Need To Ask Something......
- Apparently the Laundry Soap Wars are finally over.
- Treadmill Suggestions?
- Mom is having a mastectomy
- What do I do here?
- Is it just me? (water weirdness)
- Bad News Folks, Doomsday Delayed AGAIN! LHC Down Till 9/09!
- I may be developing a problem.
- Moving to Fresno
- Holy crap, she said "Yes!."
- "Kokkokokokekko..." On the Power of Jingles
- True Confessions: I Am A First Grade Flunky
- Now was that feed a cold, starve a fever?
- Work wanted
- Always Return your Library Books on Time
- Now that he's gone...
- I Can't Haz Cheezburger
- I'm totally in Love With Obama - Presidential Edition
- Where are my keys?
- Sequential Thread Monkey
- I need a cheap way to be cheered up
- Minor pissing about my daughter's high school
- Zombie thread, etc.
- The Long Goodbye - Mom is Dying
- I need to rewrap which pipe? (HVAC related, long)
- Self-Pit: My Emotionality And Whiny Ass
- If you lipo out fat cells from your belly & rear it will be stored in your knees!
- I hate home repairs.
- I'm Tired Y'all
- Sophomoric fun with high school team name
- Interesting Diabetes info from my primary care physician
- If the Future isn't now, it's _very_ soon
- Life Lessons You've Learned While Dating
- Does this sound fishy? (Web-payment, poss. credit card scam?)
- Wingsuit video
- Why do stupid parents send their sick kids to school?
- Could you do what Bob Geldof did?
- MS Hotmail now has free POP3 access for US users
- Man's Body Dragged Through Queens And Brooklyn
- I know MIT people are pretty smart...
- St. Valentine's Bones
- Hometown Teacher Arrested for Prostitution
- US and Russian Satellites Collide
- Tree debris came through my window. Whee!
- To Our Austrailian Dopers
- Just Sayin' Thanks
- Want a big flat panel TV? Here's an "open box" deal on a 103" set for $ 43,000
- It looks like I won't commit adultery this week
- The school poetry assignment and the 10-year-old boy
- Pakistan admits Mumbai attack role
- Things non-job related that I love about my job
- I brought this on myself.
- Mr. Lincoln turns 200
- Celebrities with shared birthdays
- Yo Pagans! Check this out.
- Happy Birthday Charles Darwin!
- Sitting at home, needing to be cheered up.
- I fail at life. (I didn't know what a 'rimshot' was until just now)
- Share with me your best and favorite sales stories
- Hey! What happened to all my pistachios?
- This is normal, right? (wind, hi-rise buildings)
- The stupid question/smart (but not smart-mouthed) answer thread
- Phelps after bong hit
- Irish dopers, know any Dianaimhs?
- Whoa, I'm famous- and flabberghasted
- Containers TOO NIce to Throw Out?
- I was just told I could pass for 30 years old :(
- Salma Hayek's Boobs Save The World
- Really cool gift idea
- F*** my life website
- India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink
- Snowmobiles Circa 1924
- Odd little facts that we have just learned--"Canada Dry"
- The World's Top 10 Scariest Airports
- Twenty Frickin' Thousand, Baby!
- Must watch kitty video!
- Plane crash in Buffalo, New York.
- Something weird just happened
- That world's longest fingernail lady broke her nails
- small world
- Once again, the SDMB is ahead of the curve.
- Rise of Starbucks...
- Your Daily Squee
- Our newest pack member
- So I can just say anything when answering the phone?
- Workplace talking about mandatory unpaid leave to save $-- is this legal??
- So, someone just made his ex-wife pregnant
- British Airways jet down in London
- Hellkite! Instruments of Darkness! Obama said that word in his hour upon the stage!
- Oooh! A Flying Motorcycle!
- So Much for Pot NOT Causing Cancer!
- Father at 13....
- Problem-Solving While Falling Asleep
- Dr. Willem J. Koloff inventor of dialysis passes
- "Wedding Day Disasters"
- Ask the child support officer
- Is it just me or....
- Curious? What got CUT from the Stimulus bill
- Oh look! A lottery scam!
- Doper User Name Ultimate Cage Match!
- Uh-oh, I just realized...
- Sen. Feinstein's aerial drone comments
- A dog's act of protest
- Sumatran elephant calf
- Do your worst, foul road excrement. You are NOTHING! Bwahahaha...
- Name for new Poodle Puppy
- Vent about your SO!!
- (I am drunk)
- Skunks are car bait
- Native Americans not forgotten by Stimulus
- No soap, Radio! The Anti-Joke Thread
- Obama's Perfect Master Linguistic Kung Fu. No... you can't do it, it's a gift
- Noob questions
- What inexplicable thing has happened to you?
- What's the point.
- Facebook: 300 friends, still a loser
- Ask the [former] acidhead*
- My mom believes in magic
- I broke my butt.
- I walked out on my father and am distressed.
- Explain this joke please
- Spring flowers! What'cha got blooming?
- 300 bar max-indicating gauge
- Programmers - Can you identify a fellow programmer from the way they speak/type?
- WoooHooo! First time down Gun barrel!(ski run)
- Explain why you must, sadly, decline the opportunity to be the new Pit moderator
- Another AWWW video - cat and faun
- Seen any fireballs fall from the sky lately? I have.
- Colored Obama coins a sham
- Totally M. and P. but soooo cute!
- Remember When Car Clocks Went "Zing"?
- When reality intrudes on your dreams...
- FairyChatPots – a MMP ceramics giveaway, and stuff.
- The Weirdest Abraham Lincoln Souvenir
- Nooooo! My Bejeweled 2 game is gone...!
- I need anonymous sympathy (TMI)
- Hamsters can now *actually* power the boards.
- Daughter admitted to doing heroin
- My new fortress of solitude
- Britian's Youngest Dad - at 13?
- Please stop sending me 49.2 megabyte files.
- Happy Presidents Day: Got Your Tree Up And Gifts Wrapped?
- I found the perfect site for...
- Who empties payphones?
- I've Been to that Google Image!
- Jackson Five / Slavery Museum & Luxury Hotel
- Another DoperBaby Born... yaaaay...
- I'm dreaming of a Straight Dope...
- Tell me about your religious conversion
- Damn you Brits!
- Twin Cities Dopefest-March 2009?
- Mundane whine
- Another My Cat Is Dying Thread
- My father-in-law fell for a scam...anyone have any ideas?
- Sleepydick, sleepydick. How I hate thee, sleepydick.
- What do you call your parents?
- Share your most obscure "Wow! You Tube had exactly what I was looking for!"
- I really need a favour...
- What is the first thing you remember?
- Queen of Town is henceforth known as Euryphaessa.
- Your goofiest replacement for a word you momentarily forgot
- Doper Web Designers: One-Time Only Consignment Job if You Want It
- What on Earth is happening inside my head?
- New favourite Online Video thread
- Solve the kitty mystery
- Fox reports GOP press release verbatim, w/o acknowledgment, & including typo
- The local paper published a letter warning us about chemtrails
- Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears.
- I, for one, welcome our tardigrade overlords.
- What? You "moist your eyes"? Share your weird "mis-heard" things (not songs)
- How Fast Were Communications in the Roman Empire?
- Never Eat Cheetos While Doing Something Else
- Color pictures of Nazi Germany
- Walking Pneumonia, no Stroll in the Park
- Once upon a time in the attic I found these JC Penny catalogs from the 70's
- Genius chimp shot by police
- Wife "waiting for the other shoe to drop" (Long)
- "What I learned when I called up all my old boyfriends"
- I don't know a single thing about cats.
- Hot quantum-on-quantum action
- Professional racer Danica Patrick cleans up nicely!
- Bulgarian sex kitten Pena Dobrava in a disreputable ménage à trois
- So What's the Worst Crush You Ever Had?
- Chicago's online Hookers
- How much ignorance is too much to fight?
- Looks Like Our Cats on LolCat site
- "Known To Police" and other ways you DON'T want to be described
- Umm, that can't be normal, can it? (grape related)
- The Hater Olympics
- Moo-ha-ha vs. bwa-ha-ha
- Things you've learned about home after you left
- Clean words that sound dirty
- Help finding clear Easter eggs!
- If Adverts reflected reality.
- Calling all fossil/artifact enthusiasts
- A street sign I didn't see
- Wacko/Pathetic Ex's
- So, Does a $8 Billion Fraud Count as "Petty Theft" These Days?
- Reverting back to *GASP* "Guest" status - oh, the horrors!!
- Chinese "Mistress Contest" Goes Horribly Wrong
- Woot off!
- Eight days to go. . .
- I have 60,000 Mp3s. Will I live long enough to listen to them all?
- My Aunt was killed in a car accident
- A license plate I saw this morning.
- Such a tragic story (Warning: Contains child death)
- Best dumb criminal stories
- Super Wedgie
- Giving out Personal Contact details at work.
- "I have balls like atom bombs, two of them, 100 megatons each. Nobody fucks with me."
- Really stupid research / "news" articles.
- It's happening!
- I Have An MP# Player... Plus!
- Stone as an adjective or adverb
- Post a bad review online? We'll post your full personal info in the same thread.
- Mad Science
- Christian Panties!
- Any NON-entertainment, non-lotto rags to riches stories?
- Rubber duckies thief and the rubber duckies car.
- Rare car sighting: 1970's Electrek
- One year ago today
- On Cuddling