- Wife 5 months into pregnancy and I'm falling for another woman. Aarghh!
- Worker suspended for working instead of chatting with mayor
- Yet another one. Seriously, what gives? (Medical, possibly TMI)
- "You better run!" 5k+ Programs Running Log
- How did you learn about evolution in school?
- No cricket in Yorkshire?
- I Thought I Could Change Him (Her) But...
- Goodbye to my cat
- What's your get-rich-quick plan?
- Where did the theory of multiple universes originate?
- Why did you have to shit in my shoes?
- Should I cheat on her husband?
- Squeaky Fromme, or The Squeakshank Redemption
- A FULL List of -Mas's...
- Real things I said to my pets today
- Stores You Just Want To Buy Out
- Vladmir Putin, kindly put a shirt on!
- I'm drooling blood, but not so much now (pity party)
- GM have still not learned their lesson
- Hey Babe, what's your anoctothorpe?
- 41 years with the same head of hair--Should I set it on fire?
- Twitter, Facebook, Livejournal, and other sites attacked.
- So my dad's cut off from taking the grandkids ever again ...
- Worst air travel experience ever.
- I'm 40 Today...Whoopty Do!
- The dog is a shirt thief.
- Hitting rock bottom: is the dawn guaranteed after the darkest?
- Pet peeve: poorly designed urinals
- I think I found a tomato that makes me rethink my "no hybrids" rule...
- When the teacher is wrong.
- Remember Aesop's fable about the rooks ....
- Pig in boots?
- Highlighting the value of Tactical Internet Pants
- Demonic Pavlovian bladder.
- facebook etiquette - no, I don't want to help you bump up your friends total, thanks!
- Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs Being Released
- Thesis defense next Tuesday - panic!
- I am blessed.
- Obama's real birth certificate found!
- Communication. Is it really so hard? (e-bay related)
- I have a dog! (pictures included!)
- Bill O'Reilly writes opinion piece praising Obama
- Seriously, I don't think he's a stalker.
- Less bug bites, lower IQ: DEET is a neurotoxin
- Kitty downloaded kiddy porn. Smart cat dumb pervert.
- "'Thin Ice' comment shows that Obama hates Freedom of Speech and threatens critics with death!"
- Ordering someone's death
- After a long, rocky relationship, it's time for a split
- The One Room / One Store Challange
- One issue down, or the doctor says I don't have cancer.
- Eyeball glass, Cellulits, Shingles, MRSA, Pulmonary Embolisim with a cherry on top.
- Chocolate Covered Bacon
- New kittens have arrived! Get your cuteness here...
- Leaving Meridian, MS, or Lessons in Delta rebooking after screwups
- My Strange Coincidence of the Day
- Most produced aircraft
- Helicopter crash in Hudson
- Cruel? Perhaps, But Who Hasn't Done This? (Doggie "Tug of War")
- Some practical assistance needed in Seattle
- OW
- They just don't make things like they used to
- I'm doing math again and my head hurts
- Car auctions, you guys wreck 'em,
- force in verse pressure differential
- I think my own brain is out to get me.
- How to cut your man's hair - Your household can use the cash!
- Shingles? Isn't that a little old lady disease?
- Beware the Bangkok Airport Scam!
- 9/9/09 Coming Up!
- Tip To Save Money: It Really Works!
- Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad
- Coo Clocks
- New Kittens!
- Collecting For The Sake Of Completion
- The Point Of A Bottle-Collection Box Is To Collect Bottles!
- What can I do with my degree?
- The Beatles lied
- He IS the most intresting man in the world.
- Conversations with kids - a thoughtful, giggle-induced (and highly parenthetical) MMP
- Just how brilliant is Simon's Cat?
- Foot in mouth syndrome, Or how not to console your friend.
- I'm engaged! / Wedding advice, please!
- Destructive hotel & restaurant pranksters have been outed.
- Finger Sprain Pain
- Omegle- (Wow, that was really... stupid)
- How would you pronounce this name?
- Hermit crab death results in police coming to neighbors house.
- Cutest Puppy Contest
- New York Times: I guess you don't want anyone reading your website!
- *WEHT? Or give an update, please.
- If I Mess Up on SDMB......
- Things To Do In Belfast?
- I just had a fender bender
- Investor’s Business Daily idiot journalist think Stephen Hawking is American
- Baton Rouge Pound Puppies + Naming paint!
- 100th Anniversary of Cross-Channel Flight
- Not your normal poke in the eye.
- Attack of the killer turtle
- Dumped Kitten - Sigh - Cat #5?
- Dead baby wakes up at own funeral
- I hate being a supervisor some days
- travel in the US: anyone used TRIP?
- I Pit this stupid politician
- Plant that eats rats..... seriously
- Thesis defense passed!
- I don't know what to do with my cat - suggestions?
- Does anyone else do this? (spatial visualization)
- I love babies!
- Newsflash: Greyhounds Run Faster Than Humans
- What's Wrong With This Picture: Redux
- London Dopefest, early September, all welcome
- My f**king dogwood, harbinger of autumn
- Another "spunk gap"--Canadians importing American sperm!
- Urban Nation Entertainment
- So...infertility sucks
- Creative Loafing bankruptcy numbers
- Do they ever call back?
- Lack of gut instinct or faulty?
- Dumb kids in my area decide to play tug of war with a big gator
- my summer sucks--or how I broke my hip
- Could you guys read over this letter and tell me what you think? (a little long)
- When your dumb jokes become irrelevant.
- Please sponsor my coworker-Make A Wish 2009
- I'm worried sick about this guy
- Hawking, Desmond Tutu, Harvey Milk get Presidential Medals of Freedom
- If you drink holy water...
- "Me" is not a dirty word
- Nigerian scams have moved to Liberia?
- I Got to Use My AAA Membership Today
- Self-Congratulatory
- Maybe letting the house go
- Don't close the airport. It's worth billions.
- It's that time again, ask the Starbucks Barista anything
- I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife
- Me and my friend...the dryer sheet
- So much for the Divine Sanctity of heterosexual marriage.
- Lamenting the lack of gender-neutral pronouns
- What's in your eBay watch list?
- Sand painting in Ukraines got Talent
- Make-Up Recommendations
- Can someone do me a big favor?
- So, it turns out...men really, really like boobs.
- I'm moving to Indianapolis.
- Rod Ridley's CADORS...too funny!
- What % of old-school bills do you have in your wallet? (US)
- Doper Divers (SCUBA)
- Hey Kids! *S*
- Train trip to Seattle...advice needed!
- Brit Bodybuilder Gains 90 Pounds, Can He lose It?
- Squeaky Fromme is a free woman!
- Polyamory, for the win?
- America passes national health care: a simple hypothetical
- Evil Cow-Mandoes Attack! Newslink
- Banister of Penises
- "Actually" is the new "Like"
- Drug Addicts Journey to Vomit and Vow at Thai Temple
- Help me find post about accidental cheating leading to better life
- Who wants to be Radio Shack, now that they aren't interested in doing it any more?
- Was "Edward" an unlucky name for English monarchs?
- Furbies prohibited on Qantas aircraft
- Would you have beaten this rap? Or would you have gone to prison?
- I can has multilingual cheezburger?
- Ram On Wire
- Are the Dead Angry at Us?
- What's the next Unspeakable Outrage?
- "I hate to be a bother, but could you be a dear and take this grenade off my hands?"
- Mathematicians determine how to address a zombie attack
- My awesome custom-made camera case
- When Dreams Actually Make Sense!
- An August Bitching (Heat and Humidity)
- The Extended Service Warranty Actually Paid Off
- woodward dream cruise old autos everywhere
- Any Mechanics or Shade Tree Mechanics In The House?
- A tale of GOOD customer service
- Credit FICO scores are a scam
- Still employed!
- I made up a joke...
- Getting into Web-based database geek jobs: this process sucks!
- Does masterbation cause blindness?
- hugh hefner
- A Touch Of Grey
- So, I may have a future drummer on my hands.
- He Thinks *I* Am Not Good Enough For *Him*??
- I'd Drink Kourtney Kardashian's Bath Water
- The liberal media has lied about me. I guess I'm a somebody now.
- Baby's first words today!
- kudos to the mayor of Milwaukee
- In Russia, stray dogs learned to use subway and commute!
- What's the farthest you've been from your clothes ?
- Erase/Restore a species from History (Red Dwarf Inquisitor Gauntlet)
- Lazy, Drunken MMP [merged threads, edited title]
- What is the oddest thing you've said to yourself today?
- Almost a year after the vasectomy...
- I love my carbon frame bicycle!
- Catholic Dopers: A Request, Please
- Wow, the Magic Black Box effect is real!
- Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said?
- It WAS the Stork After All!
- My coffee grinder died
- Man takes Polaroid every day until the day he dies
- Did you know you can make spiders out of the smileys?
- My best friend drank the the proverbial Kool-aid...
- 8 years ago today (Mundane, pointless, gonna share)
- Business Startup Advice
- Quick joke poll
- Reader's Digest circling the drain
- Wish me (and Mrs D) good luck
- Top the previous poster's ridiculous threat
- How To Properly Use Mouse Poison
- I gotta do this AGAIN??
- "She's Got the Heart of a Pickle."
- Smoke rings collide!
- Ivy League
- Where are the illegals going?
- "You Guyse Are Great Coocks!"
- Y'know, this seems fishy...
- Does anyone have asthma?
- TMI Thread, anyone?
- I'm moving to WV. Let the jokes commence.
- I dreamt I was dating an angel. Wait, I dreamt I was dating Angel??
- Bob Novak dead
- "Bummer of an Earthmark, Hal."
- Socialist Bacon Salt
- Where do I fit in?
- I've decided I should go to medical school...
- Punchline in need of a setup [Need answer fast]
- Bad employers and closed companies: a perspective from the other side
- My sister found some guns
- Video - Gas Powered Powerwheels. I want one!
- How to Talk About Dying? (Re: My Grandfather)
- It's the end of the world! Be sure to keep it in focus.
- Hand cranked vaginal washers and rectal dialators
- DNA Could be faked ..
- Animal lovers killed by pack of wild dogs
- Squid Ink's Shelf Life At Least 150 million years, apparently
- Are You The Pursuer Or The Pursuee In Romantic Endeavors?
- Barney Frank is awesome
- Talk to me about Cataract surgery
- Pterosaur Landing Fossil Found!
- My daughter is sleeping in her closet.
- The passing of another Doper - danceswithcats
- tour guides on college campus MUST walk backwards?
- I've never been so happy to learn one of my investments was fraudulent
- Re-assembling a telescope
- What interjections/insults have dropped out of fashion?
- How do you spoil your beasties?
- I was in an accident involving 2 cars and a pedestrian
- Has anyone else been enjoying the great views of Mercury in the evening sky in recent days?
- Family stories you don't share with ANYONE
- Thoughts to ponder