- Big welcome for a new member, PaleAndTragic
- I adore freecycle!
- My neighbor's a rapist
- Accused of abuse and neglect
- Another Giant Japanese Robot
- My religious mom sent me a Christian "spell" to use against the swine flu
- Different sort of "Nigerian scam"
- No Tardis are for sale
- More strange tattoos
- exhorbitant Things I ummmm.... need.
- Why doesn't anybody want to go to the Philharmonic with me?
- My Eyes! My Eyes!
- I finished my Halloween costume!
- One of my dogs is missing
- crazy, fun, or weird thoughts you have.
- Socialist BASTARDS !
- I became an auntie Thursday!
- Fastest you've ever quit a job.
- I need a volunteer opportunity in NYC tomorrow!
- Great nicknames of non-sports people
- People you've known who have undergone drastic psychological changes
- It's snowing!
- Front page NYTimes: Balloon Chase a Hoax, Publicity Stunt
- Pit Bull killed to let go of hand
- I've Got Your Goat, A College Flashback MMP
- Wherein Huerta Creeps Away Like A Burglar, a/k/a Your Goofiest Fade-Out
- Israeli, German Embassies Decry Hitler Billboard
- A Single Bar Of Soap Saved Me Hundreds Of $$$
- Dear Lord, I found a job.
- When You Hate Your BF's Husband (Bit long and tedious)
- So my sister is getting married. All of a sudden
- Eyelid?
- The question everyone wants to ask about the Large Hadron Collider
- Oh, wow (TMI, okay? You've been warned)
- Bear visits store for beer in Hayward Wisconsin.
- Stupidest newscaster question of all time
- Best iPhone accessory ever?
- My son has the swine flu
- New RocketPuppy; help us name him!
- I've been 15 years at the same company
- This can't be good
- NY Dopers, I met your congressman
- "How do you two know each other?"
- Toot Your Own Horn Thread
- Final high school exams (NSW) - the ten most popular languages
- How do you think life will get better in the next 40 years
- California Requires TinFoil Hats On Vehicles Starting In 2012
- perplexed by the fear of guns
- Tell Me About: Being the Third Person in a Menage a Trois
- Awkward Family Daguerrotypes
- I'm suddenly aware of why people want a house, not a condo
- If the world speed walking record holder is chased by samurai, would he walk or run?
- I totally know a rock star.
- Blondes Kick Ass!
- Parent Teacher Conference Day and the Obamas
- Congratulations to demerj78 on his new job!
- Best friend is just a LITTLE too proud of himself
- Human brains are getting smaller
- Tips for Surviving This Time of Year?
- Why I hate going home
- I am too old to have an ear infection
- Cholecystectomy tomorrow at 9:30
- Bernie Kerik ex-NYC police commissioner has apparently dug himself into a large and deep hole
- Are all the new digital jukeboxes like this?
- Why do the IT People DO this????
- Does the McDonalds Online Monopoly game use fair dice?
- These goddamn infernal machines
- Whatever is wrong with me sucks
- The word of the day is: malaise
- Found out today my wife is gonna have a baby girl
- In the last 24 hours, this pregnant woman has been the recipient of:
- Film-Poster Paintings from Ghana
- You have to see this: Feynman, Sagan, Nye Sing about Science
- Help me respond to an anti-Muslim forward
- Separated in Europe: was this readily avoidable?
- "We're pregnant."
- A Happy Ending
- In search of a junkyard in the Austin, Texas area
- Halloween In Cleveland
- My nephew does not like his Halloween costume!
- I just got a sick feeling...(political, sorry)
- Ask the Guy Who Survived an IRS Audit [edited title]
- Jesus Christ, I DID It: Bankruptcy
- Surviving flag from the battle of Trafalgar sells for £384,000
- A public service announcement for my fellow non-believers
- Had a dream about Jragon last night.
- NYC microDopefest Dim Sum in Flushing around Nov. 8
- WWII Veteran Makes Case For Gay Marriage
- Declaration of Conscience
- World's Longest Golf Course Opens in Australia
- Another round of crazy student stories?
- Wtf is up with Minnesota?
- Refresh my memory about Imitrex
- Your mailbox is not storage!
- Test answers that annoy teachers - but are amusing
- 131136 hours ago…
- Some unproven tests for food allergies
- Antique software sighted in the wild!
- Racism in the elevator
- Fascists on the BBC - anyone watching Question Time live?
- I dream about smoking all the time!
- Finding short term room and board in San Francisco
- My calendar ends December 31, 2009! Eek! Goodbye world!
- Damn you, rogue cognitive deficit!!!
- Can I set up a media player to pause between playlist items?
- Who has crinkly eyelids???
- Why does the Dean want to interview me?
- Ihhh ea'eeing yyy unnngh!
- David Barbeito has been arrested.
- Busted: My Daughter Reveals My Family's Rampant Domestic Abuse
- Fall SDMB Weight Loss Thread
- With apologies to Poe...
- Giant penis-eating worm found in UK aquarium
- Mattel Releases Black Barbie
- I'm going to the Phillipines!
- Ice-Skating Bear Kills Circus Administrator, Mauls Trainer
- website pics devoted to...People of Walmart
- I have a lump behind my ear
- The Virginia Governor Race (and assorted state elections)
- your oldest email
- Ancient Egyptian 'Kama Sutra"
- Finally, I can honestly say ... IAAL
- My lost cat came home!!! (warning - loooooong)
- Google Maps now has *walking* times!
- They've taking trademarking too far.
- A PSA for my fellow Dopers
- Great Halloween Costume
- Facebook TMI
- "Balloon Boy:" uh, shouldn't it be...
- Got an old POS notebook that still works? Staples will give you $ 75.00 toward a new one for it!
- Glow-in-the-dark Braaaiiinnns!
- Pork!
- Holy shit, did I really do that? Or: stupid programming mistakes
- St. Germain's Main Squeeze Joins the Ascended Masters
- You'd think a *school nurse* could spot head lice!
- Reading the boards on imdb.com
- The Secrets of Fabulous Wealth: A Pitting of Small Incorrect Charges
- Amok Rob Roy (for Trek fans)
- What obligation do I have to declare this info?
- Your Favorite Google Maps Image
- The "I still love you" thread.
- Whelp, I just deleted six months worth of music.
- Sushi for lunch
- Photo I was too lazy to upload #2728
- I have a life crisis
- The most reviewed and responded to thread on the Dope
- Because Nobody Else Did, Here's The MMP
- The zombie apocalypse has started?
- Ten years of the Dope: a history
- My new heroes - the people who came up with "Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA"
- No More Big Macs for Iceland
- Geocites shuts down today. Anyone care?
- Shiloh Pepin, the "Mermaid Girl" is dead
- When do the clocks change this year?
- Florida Woman's DWI hit and run unbelievable amount of drugs consumed
- Wedding gag gift
- Eye fineally figgered itt ot ef eye whant pepple two risponde two mi posts al eye haf to dew iss
- And the Worst Airport in the World Is ...
- NYC Dopers, join me for Nuclear Poetry on Oct 28, 8:30 pm
- Do you crack yourself up?
- The delusions of Craigslist sellers (esp. electronics).
- Ares I-X test vehicle to launch today
- Band Names!
- U.S. Chamber of Commerce sues The Yes Men for prank
- The Discovery Center Needs a Graphic Artist
- Drunkest Man Ever attempts to by more beer
- Do you overeat?
- Sometimes I love training people.
- white red green white red green yellow
- Significant others of the wrong gender
- From the office of the presidency.
- When people just don't get it
- Mon Dieu! French convict Church of Scientology of fraud
- Post your twitter profile here
- It's official: I am now a gun nut
- Men With Zits......
- Help! Need graphic for Net Neutrality please
- I was hit by a drunk driver
- Wish Me Luck...DETOX, Baby!
- The gayest thing ever?
- It's NOT Gaudere's law! Or we fail at the internet!
- Worst Post Ever.
- What the hell are you doing up at 3AM?
- Do you have a magic place?
- My son's teacher spreads disease!!!
- Why I love my job!
- Halloween Procrastination: Bad
- I told you so.
- I'm about to be let go from my job
- Alleviate my Misanthropy
- Question: The end of relations and honesty
- Credit card rates, check your statements!
- Random stroller outside my door
- Women don't get it, and every guy does
- The Last Video Store in Town Closed!
- I just shovelled 10" of heavy wet snow...
- Gross ear stories (TMI, of course)
- What is wrong with this video?
- Barbie Gets a Sugar Daddy
- Re--Coyotes
- The most alone you've ever been, geographically speaking?
- Healthy, Hockey-playing kid dies from H1N1
- Beagle chuztspa
- So, uterus, you have foiled me again! (TMI...obviously)
- Prince Charles Asked me to get him Tea
- What's the longest thread you've ever started?
- "Mom" internet ads
- Man wins $1.26 billion against Pepsi for stolen water idea.
- Just back from France
- Man stabbed to death in Novosibirsk. Yes, it is wrong to 'blame the victim', but...
- Food cravings. I'm talking 'bout Severe food cravings.
- Ugh.. WBC
- I just found $1400!
- Swear to god, a Verizone guy came through my office saying, "Can you hear me now?"
- I pit the caps lock key
- Who else is getting sick of anti-vaxxers re:H1N1
- Just finished taking Ph.D exams
- Tell Me About Your First Kiss (Y'know, the Elementary School One)
- WalMart covers *all* your needs...
- SciAm ad for a spirit medium
- Ask the criminal mastermind about to take over the world
- Sequential Threads- short and sweet
- Holy Crap I think I'm Pregnant!!
- heroin addict mother desperately needs help
- Bea Arthur's Beautiful Gift
- Now it makes sense, I'm not good enough for my neighborhood
- Atlanta Pride
- Fistfull of meal worms, or the best prank ever!
- Poor Orly Taitz: Another Judge Dismisses Her Lawsuit
- A Daddy’s Girl. A Dazzling Delight. Beta-chan is One
- It's official: I'm afraid of dogs.
- Here's a school where they don't teach irony
- Lars Brownsworth lectures in San Fransisco, NY, DC, and Boston
- What's the "Meanest" Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, "For His/Her Own Good"
- I started target shooting
- Nice, warm windshield washer fluid.
- Do the lying for us! Stupid journalism tricks.
- Motorcycle gloves make poor oven mitts
- Bats. BJs. Bats BJs. Does not compute. Newslink. NSFW, if your boss is a Bat.
- I've never been drunk. You?
- Still Working On "My Favorite SDMB Posts"....
- SoCal Dopefest: Empress Pavillion, Sunday, Dec. 13 @ 11am
- Thanks for not bringing me in on that project!
- More Stupid Criminals
- It's Autumn, and that means wonderful swarms of Box Elder Bugs!
- Halloween Poison Candy Myth
- Google's Halloween logo
- If you're going to wear a Jabbawockee costume to a dance club, YOU BETTER KNOW HOW TO DANCE!!!
- Back from Korea! Meet Mahalothette!
- Ship/Country Gender