- Which Doper lives at the Highest Elevation?
- So, Ex-Charter Members, who's coming back?
- I had UPPP surgery, and it WORKED!
- Continuation of "I am not a monster!!!"
- Ask the Chick Who's Three Months Pregnant
- A side effect of legal pot?
- Bulwer-Lytton Contest deadline is April 15
- Ask the guy who's doing a medically supervised fast
- If you've run for office, how do you stand it?
- Question about PayPal
- Struck by one of those "signs you're getting older"
- Well, it's Springtime in the South
- Lazy Mailman and the Census
- When my kids are my age...
- In which I have a Kundera moment
- Learning to type with one hand
- Baja Bugs
- That's no moon... It's Pac-Man!
- Any advice for the newly paraplegic? (now that's a bummer OP or what?)
- weird dreams this week
- Buy 3 oil changes get two free
- Adults who tattle
- The license plate on my new vehicle is cool
- Black Powder shooting
- Technology that died in your generation
- Birthday run - 40 years, 40 miles
- International Pillow Fight Day!
- ARGGH!! Stupid foot. :(
- Religious women, leave me the fuck alone, please.
- Will the order of the alphabet ever change thanks to keyboards?
- Maia's Well and the Easter miracle [RIP]
- Ask the person with 20 year old Discover magazines in hand
- Senegal unveils 50m eyesore in Dakar
- Ask the fellow who bought an iPad on launch day
- Kittehs doin' the nasty
- Earthquake!
- Twitter down? No twitter to tweet about it!
- Help Rearrange My Room
- Whelp, I kinda fucked my credit score
- I'm glad Easter is almost over because it is getting on my last nerve!
- We're early, we're early and it ain't so important... a pointless MMP
- Earthquake Preparedness Test
- R.I.P Dick (or Feynman wasn't that smart)
- Happy Dyngus Day!
- Seems I found somebunny's Easter present on my way to the bus stop.
- HTML help needed
- No longer herding ferrets, but another critter instead
- Would Pubic Hair.......
- Answering the age old question: will an iPad blend?
- Daily Pick-Me-Up: What Made You Smile Today?
- Jobs you had that are obsolete
- 115 Chinese Miners rescued from flooded mine
- True tales of botched self-diagnosis
- Why do people help in a crisis, then disappear after the crisis has passed?
- Do you fear death?
- Hey! Eight slices to a fucking pizza, please!
- Your first multitool, and current collection
- Voice wreck ignition
- Picking up with nowhere to go.
- Are you okay, Quasimodem?
- Sleep help: My snooze button is helping me get rem sleep?
- So I got mugged at gunpoint this evening...
- My Droid brings all the multitouch to the yard
- Remedial cliches is not Micahel Steele's trong point
- Easter Shots
- OkCupid: A Journey
- Parents: What are you working on?
- I just got stood up
- Dear God, this is Raven. Try not to piss her off.
- Threads that asked a question that never got answered
- raindog, please explain your comment about my off-the-cuff pledge of allegiance
- I bought you a t-shirt but I wearded it
- Dr. Horrible rendered in 8-bit "NES" style....
- I'm A Vegetarian But I Eat Chicken And Fish
- 3lbs papaya $1, 7lbs carrots, $1, avocados 39 cents each...
- Parents: what have you gotten past?
- Just Came Back From Doing A Mental Exercise Test....
- The earth is angry again: 7.7 quake in Indonesia
- CA raises fines for using your phone while driving
- My unique way of cutting pizza
- So... my girlfriend is applying for jobs out of town...
- Great Website Or Best Website Ever?
- Shih Tzu's - anyone here think they are inhospitable?
- Protests in Kyrgyzstan
- Smuggeling - Europeen style
- Just Chock Full of 'em!
- Cockatiel Diary - April 7
- The UN stands up for the Scammed!
- The Visual Joke Thread
- Chances of acquiring STDs
- Bloody Jesus Cops Called
- Seeking LDR advice
- I'm a homeowner!
- I'm buying a new car for the first time! I need coaching.
- Nike begins Operation: SAVE TIGER INVESTMENT
- What's The Deal With YouTube Now??????
- Multicellular Animal Life That Doesn't Need Oxygen--DISCOVERED! Newslink
- Dad is moving to Florida
- My body and I hate each other. (IBS rant w/ bonus TMI)
- Gosh, I really love mayapples. Why can't I have any?
- First legal male prostitute in Nevada quits.
- God's Total Quality Management questionnaire
- A neighborhood cat thinks I'm God
- Don't mess with nerds!
- I reported a scammer on FB and I think he's retaliating
- Dopers! Help me with a nine-level naming hierarchy!
- Obama Healthcare email
- Supersize dolphin-whale?
- Ok, so this apartment listing is some sort of scam...but to what end?
- I'm sure SOMEBODY has done [insert dumb thing here]
- Rhapsody has lowered their subscription prices!
- Healthcare Reform: Its a BFD
- What Big Project Are You Currently Working On?
- What you said. What you wanted to say.
- Apollo Buffs Cool Saturn5 Drawing
- Wherein my good deed becomes moot.
- Passed the A+ Essentials (2009) today
- Today's Youth Vs. You Old folks on Thoughts
- First Peregrine Falcon egg for Rochester
- Ariel Sharon still in coma
- An asteroid just missed us!
- Brewery workers strike over restrictions on drinking at work
- Feel-Good Friday: It's Not Really Spring To Me Until . . .
- Goodbye, My Handsome Little Guy
- San Francisco!
- Seven month to fix a toothache
- Where are all the pictures of the new doper kids?
- How would you acclimate someone from the past?
- Mouse muscle memory
- Goodbye to my little friend and namesake
- Really cool things about kids getting older
- But..He's Not Dead Yet
- So I just got off the phone with my insurance company...
- Baby's Own soap discontinued?
- Goodbye, Wolf - Another pet lost
- A bit of good news on the pet front.
- Attention all pilots
- Polish President Dead
- iPhone OS 4.0 may feature embedded ads, BOO, Bad Apple!
- U-2 video. Nice footage!
- Pull my finger
- Advice please, shoule we become parents at 40?
- My neightbor almost burned my house down
- Romney in 2012?
- Kyrgyzstan and now Poland
- Match.com users...I have a question
- My butt hurts!
- Great aviation quotes
- Scanning tips!
- Pirates are dumb.
- More riots in Thailand
- Fake Profiles on Facebook
- Who would like to drive me to Indianapolis International Airport Thursday morning at 5AM?
- Have to enter a talent show. Have no talent....
- Advice needed: Condolences
- Just got 3 acres in Hawaii
- A history lesson from my spam folder
- Everything's Blooming! A Happy Spring MMP
- Tell me about growing tomatoes in Massachusetts
- Speaking of Airplanes and Bad Things - mechanics of destroying a 767 in-flight
- 1899 crime: Serving Margarine that's not pink
- Let's talk about allergies.
- Sigh... no job yet
- Ask the Guy who is Running for Office
- Nothing Good Can Come of This
- What's to become of outdated verbs?
- Hiking the CA deserts (in search of petroglyphs and other exciting things). Advice? Tips?
- Just me or is everything ubiquitous?
- I think I almost got arrested...
- A "Weekend at Bernie's" moment in Liverpool.
- Update on the cat that hangs out in my yard
- I'm no fan of JD Hayworth, but...
- Lolmartshirts reprint Pawkit Protektr shirt on Friday!
- Apps = Software... Tada!
- Met online-all good; photo sent then silence.
- The Return of Strange Things You've Seen Lately
- Dashboard Spider has declared war!
- iPod, iPad, iPoop...
- Professor Snape for a day! Help me with insults
- The AntiChrist
- Baby Neeps is here!
- You gave away what?
- Opera Mini on the iPhone
- Tips for First Contact w/ Alein Species
- Happy Birthday To Me!
- The anti Mini-Rant Thread
- What Birthday Age Has Been The Hardest For You To Deal With?
- The MPSIMS drinking game
- Got one of those legendary four-hour boners?
- The Customer is Always Insane, Pt. II
- Ethical dilemma - what would you do?
- World War II as a real-time strategy game
- You too can be a superhero!
- From the posts of babes...
- Palin contract found in trash
- T-shirt proves that healthcare reform is, indeed, a BFD.
- Advice for those looking for a job.
- An Open Letter to Tom Quinn of "MI-5 / Spooks" (long)
- In which I complain about toilet seat covers
- Stock Cyclical Behavior-Would This Strategy Work?
- Rutland Weekend Telecom (UK Village establishes own Broadband network)
- If there is a God...
- I'm really bored
- A question for those who went to high school in the '90s: What was the deal with beepers?
- It's My Birthday And I'll Dope If I Want To!
- What holiday does your birthday fall on?
- Alberta? Saskatchewan? You folks okay?
- Last Sardine Canning Plant in US closes this week
- Horticultural giant going bankrupt
- About my mom
- So did Donald Eugene Ivens ever materialise?
- A question for you knife knuts...
- Are any closet Tea Partiers on the Dope?
- Coworker: "oh by the way, watch out for the pool of blood in the men's restroom"
- Once, in 1960, for 20 minutes, blah blah blah
- Things your lawyer should not have to learn from Counsel Opposite
- I Got To Touch a Tesla Car!
- Piffle, I say!
- There's Lightning on Saturn!
- Jesus genitals!
- Share your experiences with unconditional love
- Y'all Know How Much I Love The Four-Footed Ones, Right?
- Having my baby, what a lovely way to say...
- May 1st - Calgary Dopefest
- ::whine:: Pinched nerves suck!
- This grammar article, I like it. I like it alot.
- Northern European flights grounded
- April 15th is here - US Tax day!
- My New Laptop Decided It Didn't Want To Work
- Meet my temporary dog!
- Miniature landscape photography - very cool!
- GTFO Iceland!
- Condom size by state..
- Free Coffee Day
- Revenge is a dish best served....
- Can you make any sense out of this list?
- What to do with old magazines?
- My Father in Law is in the hospital, again.
- You're only separated from the Tibet earthquake by a few degrees
- Amazing rotational boat trasporter! The Falkirk Wheel - Must see!
- Israel bans import of Apple iPad. Why?
- Breyer, Thomas discuss what they hope to see in their new SCOTUS colleague
- Yeah, I can ruin your day in nothing flat!
- We will upgrade you.
- Oh, you bought a DESKTOP!
- Ask the Mom of a Kid in Boarding School
- I want an EnTourage eDGe! Convince or dissuade me!
- What was your farthest booty call? or How Far for Sex?
- Nail Polish Clothing Disaster, Tips? :(
- Fireball in the sky over the Midwest