- Greatest thing since sliced bread.
- The Upcoming Elections...
- ESSENDON HAVE CHOKED!!! DOGS WIN !!!!
- Unintended implications
- The Klezmatics -- Great Concert
- I can't believe I said that
- Ahhh... excuse me
- I just gorged myself on Krispy Kremes
- a, e, i, o, u... and sometimes y? I don't think so
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- It's about time for a new job...
- 300th post today, and I suddenly feel like telling you about it.
- thread hijacking
- Now that's something you don't see every day...
- I need Simpsons trivia answers.
- I can't believe they turned the HampsterDance theme...
- Grrrrrrr.... bloody bureaucrats! Open Space Nazis!
- NFL Cuisine – Post your Regional recipe
- Life imitating
- sockpuppets, no not *those* kind
- This is just the place...
- A little contest
- Job shuffle - doing something I have no business doing
- Worst day ever? No, but close
- I need advice on a sig
- how do you *really* answer a greeting from someone?
- The things I do for my job....
- I just received an email with a picture of green ketchup attached
- allow me to introduce myself...
- Something's happening to me...
- Fighting Ignorance Can Suck...
- Weird little habits
- It was almost a bad day...
- It's My Birthday
- The High and the Mighty
- Gunsmoke
- What does an upside-down red triangle with
- Mmmm Great Lunch
- pluto and delilah
- Way early planning for possible SLC dopefest
- I just got laid...
- Did Richard go on Survivor just to get laid?
- "Blazin' Tommy D." uses Office'97 to view Smut.
- Oh poopers! I left the car lights on!
- for UNCLEBEER or other cable modem experts
- "Stealing" from a Goodwill Donation Center
- need some help writing suggestive narrative.
- I'm going to Chicago!
- Jamba Juice Gives Me Gas
- Napster lives on...
- Not another one of "those" threads
- Online friendships turned weird
- It's Kyla's Birthday!
- 200
- Helluva night
- odd things you did in school
- What's the name of this damn song?
- Sweets from my Sweeties!!!
- Ayesha's Birthday thread
- Dopefest at Persephone's House: The Official Thread
- I don't like flat bums on a woman.
- My First Homeowner's Horror
- I don't like goiters on women...
- The Long Awaited Monsieur Pickle
- I don't like men who don't like big mouths, flat bums, etc.
- I can no longer go on living a lie --- I am male.
- For non-U.S. Dopers -- the "mullet"
- OH! I just realized why Eyore from Winnie the Pooh is named that!
- Saturday night down Houston way...
- What's the WORSE part of valor?
- What's the largest sum of money you've ever lost?
- What'd you get for the
- Contains 100% Fruit Juice
- Stag night!
- The A-B cup club; no C's, D's... etc. allowed!
- Thinking about LASIK
- Just when I think there's no hope for the world...
- Sophisticated Porn Movies
- It's mundane, it's pointless, etc...
- Magnolia
- You know you are from Colorado when...
- Random Question Coming Up In Here...
- Crush thread. I can't wait forever.
- I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with
- Psychobabble contest !!!
- The Great Music Battle.
- Michi will you marry me??
- I like pogo sticks.
- Is it a good idea to make edible bills?
- Why The Internet Is Like A Penis:
- How can I have a crush on someone I don't really know?!?
- STRAITS 'R U.S. - the STRAIT Dope
- It's 5:00 AM
- I don't like wide-backs on a woman
- Rastahomie's evil Döppleganger
- "Fleching" is a very useful word
- URL for the SD ppl's pages?
- URL FOR THE SD PPL'S PAGES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- This week I used duct tape to
- May I have your attention please? I would like to introduce a friend of mine...
- a look at episode II...
- Chronic Medical Conditions That Flare Up & Honk You Off
- I never had sex...
- contribute to this story..
- The Flying Festoon
- How fast does sperm swim?
- Bell Atlantic Prepares for a Strike
- I'M A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL TROLL...TRY TO CUT MY HEAD OFF
- Guess who got hitched?
- The brand new Oldscratch food update thread
- Aye's day after her Bday adventure
- The world smells like sage
- Evil Villains Organization
- *sniff* it died
- Scribbing Bubbles
- Buster, the Wonder Dog!
- Am I being cyber stalked
- SDMB will you marry me?
- Alice in Chains?
- Pit Thread
- I think there's a need for another unbirthday party, this time for a friend
- Heartbreak after one day
- Hey, that's a strange poop, sir.
- Here's my house.
- another welcoming thread
- update my profile!
- Why am I such a wuss!!
- Spoilers
- Plain girl, great chest
- Yeah, I do like to swallow this stuff
- No more raking! Your mower will eat your grass
- Be gentle, it's my first time...
- Hey, hey, heeeey!!!!
- I'm in interview hell......
- Interesting Workplace Dynamics
- My Crappy Sunday
- Lordy Lordy They are Invading Again
- I'm afraid to check my voice mail
- My Iron Chef Battle!
- Anybody try one of those Razor scooters?
- I apologize.
- I'm a hick and I am proud of it.
- WalMart mentality.
- Trade deadline
- Specifically for the purpose of annoying Tymp
- Hello Kitty CONDOMS???
- Spinoffs from Happy Days
- Spinoffs from Any Griffith Show
- Writers and Bostonians: Beware the Globe!
- WIll I get my money's worth from 'Driver'?
- Write a scene from a TV show--with yourself in it!
- Why I hate Diablo, Diablo II, Baldur's Gate etc...
- Do I get anything....
- And for an encore
- Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston wed!
- Character Names
- Dennis Miller...MNF...wtf?
- Today is a good day
- Can't Japanese baseball players do anything but pitch?
- Hey baby, wanna see my web pages?
- Under-21-Dopers
- Phoenix Doper Schuetzenfest minutes
- I'm Hot!
- Happy 2000th post Andros!
- Proof of Evolution!
- spookey ruben?
- Dallas-Ft. Worth Dopers: Do it to me one more time...
- I'll have the house to myself for 2 nights!
- We committed my mom today
- Shows inhabiting a common TV universe
- I'm listening to the best CD I've heard in a long ASS time
- Has anyone renewed your faith in human nature lately?
- post count party
- My own special crush thread.
- Does anyone out there have a normal family?
- Professor who coined the term 'software' dies
- Fat guy, Ugly Face
- Is the Straight Dope MB your first MB?
- I had to shave my beard! WAAAAH!! :(
- I just want to be a writer, dammit
- Naming a band
- Cinderella?
- Why do so few people know how to tip correctly???
- kid a
- Good morning everyone! Who is up and about this morning?
- Profound (profane?) thought on the election
- Friend my ass!
- Jimmy Hoffa became Cecil 25 years ago today?
- Michi's Birthday is Friday
- I'm so booooored today!!!!!
- Please, I need your help...
- The NASDAQ closed down ten points today
- Back from Maine.
- Sometimes in the bathroom....
- Men -- ages 15-40
- We are the world?
- Anyone just back from Iowa?
- Your Highschool Experiences
- YAY, I got a job offer...maybe..
- Little things that stir up your patriotism
- Non-Restaurant Tipping
- Emergency v-ball sub needed. Calling all female Doper's
- HELP!!!
- What's happenin' in Atlanta?
- Confessional II, Come One, Come All
- 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall....
- Montfort, in here please
- Napster use gets UGLY!
- The Straight Dope Bar Fight
- Sequential threads...
- Please welcome my quirky friend...
- Pseudo-Viagra commercials
- Thank god...
- Will anyone be home?
- Clearing out to the bare walls.
- Arrggghhhhh!! B'ness blues...
- Wolverine is in the house!
- Living in yesterday
- The Most Confusing Thing Happened to Me...
- Best Job/Worst Job
- I can't feel my legs
- Pipefitter... a year older
- Ruffian will find you a Lifemate. Satisfaction guranteed.
- Wow! 19th Inning
- Gas prices- Is this our wake-up call?
- East Coast Dopers HELP!!!
- Up in smoke
- Why MSK has been MIA, and other MPSIMS
- My D Marie, My D Marie, I want you to play with my D Marie....
- Caddyshack question
- Hey be nice, I'm new...
- YET another welcoming thread
- Am I being unreasonable?
- Your kiddie show host
- My noggin is too big
- Are there any Amsterdamers out there?
- Last night I had this nightmare...
- It's about bloody time.....
- On-line auction siites...
- Game: Sex on the brain
- Your Horror-Movie Host
- Sledman Becomes a Married Man on Saturday!!
- Thanks from ChiefScott....
- The wheels of justice might be turning (chile)
- Stupid questions
- Roomie Blues
- Ultra Violet
- Is it time to resign??? Care to help MSK?
- Can you believe?
- It's coming...