- To all you who hate going to the doctor...
- Maybe I'm God because if I was I'd set up a life like mine where I'm ignorant...
- Anyone else not a music person?
- Sunday Cuteness: Prepare to squee.
- Any Places Still Have Phone Booths?
- DEPRESSION AND REALITY (don't read, very depressing)
- Had brachytherapy Thursday, peeing fire. Probably TMI
- Elizabeth Taylor's Violet Eyes - I Have the Answer!
- Help me find this story Heart tansplant -> different drawing styles
- So I Was Asked To Name A Few Cocktails
- Ever been to Pisgah? A place names MMP
- Halloween Costume Help Needed
- Why can't I stand my own generation?
- Jetpack! No, really!
- Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them
- Is this a picture of [a] or [b]
- Quick, what is this ad telling you: "Jewish Free Loans"?
- It’s experiences like this that make me hate driving
- Artists (and others) - Do people want your services for too cheap?
- Death of a student who attended the school where I work
- Dog walker LIED about what happened to my cousin's dog!
- So I had a date- with a sub
- So this spaceship is being built
- Thread about the impact of a child with special needs on the rest of the children
- Oh what it is to be rich...
- When Caution Is Bad (re: Credit Report)
- A heroine trafficking operation!
- Things may be looking up
- A parrot?
- West Or Western Australia (for Australian Dopers)
- Theme Weddings - Fun or Stupid?
- Mundane and pointless, yet freaking weird, dream
- I love San Francisco
- Consumer preference trumps ecological packaging
- Kid shot in ass in argument over sagging pants
- My car brakes failed today
- Almost side swiped by pedestrian
- Advertising slogans and what they really mean
- Free/Cheap DVD authoring software?
- Somebody stepped on pee then on my carpet. Should I worry?
- The free market speaks on the environment...
- New Phony Charity Scam? (No Caller ID)
- Man I Wish I Could Have Been At This Concert!!
- Facebook: I like it..
- Wedding Present Advice
- What's The Scam Here (Text and Dating Profile)
- So turns out the police ain't all bad
- Tropes, Memes and other stuff you learned about at SDMB
- Linked-in: what's the point?
- What memory phrases have you created?
- Whom shall I take as my new god?
- Words for one gender that mean or imply something different than the word for the other gender
- Hello From Scotland
- Do you have to speak like a teenager? (Colleague - Not pit worthy)
- Fixing a Saturn sunroof and replacing the headliner. Thoughts? Opinion?
- Giving out the wrong email address
- Glass-free 3D TV introduced
- Late payments on credit report - ever had one removed?
- Do you chew your pudding?
- Unemployed suicides are up... anyone up to donate?
- War Tour travel video
- I'm not ignoring you!
- In which I get called fat after losing 20 pounds
- Whales in Sydney Harbour ...
- Two shots today!
- A father again
- Philly Pholks -- free ticket to Cleopatra tonight (Oct. 7th)
- Skank vs. Scag
- Pets "Left Behind" can be cared for, thanks to atheists!
- Do you have a bridge to nowhere? We do
- This really takes the cake... compensation to the family of terrorist that self assploded.
- So Lou Dobbs employs undocumented illegal alien labor on his estate
- The "Floride Test"
- Johnny Depp suprises primary school with pirate mutiny!
- Is it human nature to want to know circumstances of death?
- BIKE TRIP - Tomorrow in Amsterdam
- Ask The Person Who Just Finished Serving on a Jury
- No!!! That's mommy's water! Doh!
- How many here remember the original MPSIMS thread on AOL?
- Ever find out years later that you've been misspelling a word your whole life?
- Ponderings on regions and types of racism
- They Have Arrived!
- Happy Lepanto Day!
- The cause of Hive Collapse. Newslink
- The Burger King Jesus of Minnesota
- 10/10/10
- Looking for a box to snugly hold a ream of paper.
- Death of a message board
- Wanted - Obscure Military Trivia!
- Will this thread last until Monday Oct/11/2010?
- Kind of sad
- Phrases I Don't Understand. Any You Don't Get?
- Is this a jerkish impulse?
- Which of you is Doug (subtitled: Internet makes people stupid)
- My daughter is dyslexic.
- I think I might skip mobile banking for now...
- Nerd cool, Dad and 7 yr old send iphone into space
- Teach Me Some Yiddish!
- How Much Do These Public Employees Get Paid?
- Anyone ever sell Grit?
- Reclaiming HALLOWEEN for Christ? Are you SERIOUS?
- One Morning At Breakfast During Biblical Times
- How I'm losing a pound a week
- Millihelen
- chilean mine rescue cage--could you ride in this claustrophobic trap?
- 23 Skidoo
- Career opportunity in cannibalism
- It's Saturday. What's up?
- What is this bug, and should I kill it? NEED ANSWER FAST!!!
- You Know Those Resealable Packages.....
- I'm horrid at online shopping, please help!
- I think I just realized something re: my feelings about Obama...
- A baby boy!
- Just ran my 50 mile race!
- Recurring Dream
- Baby Tantrums- how to deal with them?
- Tell us about inappropriate workplace conversations you have witnessed
- Guess what I learned today? There were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark!
- Anyone got a Panasonic Lumix G2?
- Mundane and Pointless to you, but I think I'm a genius!
- I cancelled my newpaper subscription today
- New Christine O'Donnell image
- Please tell me about DisneyWorld (hotels, rates, deals etc.)
- Remember when computer mags printed source code for programs?
- Hoover Dam Bypass Bridge Opening
- What's the deal with this "M'kay" shit?
- Hippie-Speak for: Fuck Off, We've Gotcha Money Now!!
- Why must the CA Marijuana Proposition...
- OP Ideas for the MMP
- I know a spaceman
- Happy Canadian Thanksgiving
- The Pumpkin Pie is in the Oven - Repeat - The Pumpkin Pie is in the Oven
- Stuff adults told you as a kid that you believed
- Questions & chat for parents of babies
- Say hello to Mia, the new member of our family. (This is about a *CAT*. Pictures inside.)
- The end of the world is 5/21/2011!
- What avatar are you currently using?
- Ask the SCA Noob
- Extremely PC Beliefs
- I've decided to start smoking
- RIP my grandmother
- Here's a fun riddle
- iTunes store account compromised
- Leventy-leven
- Halloween Costumes 2010
- Landing a plane on a treadmill.
- 100,000 beers
- Feline Chemo
- Opinions on the Falcon Lake "Murder"
- 21 year-old Man Streams His Suicide Online
- One big happy family - Obama and Palin!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? TO STEAL A BICYCLE!
- Why won't these damn aftershocks stop!
- Our baby has a congenital heart defect
- Is this cool or am I a fool?
- Gay Rutgers Student tragedy. What about the other victim?
- Plausible or soon-to-be plausible inventions you think they ought to have
- My first sting operation
- Funny Kid Tales...
- Smarphone apps for translating speech to text (for texting) and vice versa.
- What Day Of The Week Are You Paid?
- One Glass to Rule Them Alll
- Would an airplane take off from this threadmill
- Jokes That Write Themselves: The Headlines Edition
- And THAT is how I know we watch too much TV!
- Another facebook unfriending
- Windows Tulips Desktop Pic
- Base 12 advocacy
- Bilingualism may delay Alzheimer's Disease
- My favorite phrase uttered after the last miner was brought out:
- What were the Chileans chanting?
- So wait...those websites that split up features into different pages do it just for the page views?
- Mac Catch 22
- Domestic tricks to make life easier.
- The Ford F-150: Al Qaeda's awesome terror weapon
- Neat Maps of US Power Grid
- The shape of Florida development
- To My Girlfriend
- A doozy of a nightmare...
- Serenity Now!
- Dying Girl Bullied Online by 33 Year Old Neighbor
- My cousin was killed in Afghanistan yesterday
- Humorous and insightful quotes
- I can make you an ace chess player, archer, or both. Any takers?
- BACON...The New Hate Crime!
- Polish Nazi-Fighting bear to be honored.
- Can you wash out mildew smell?
- In Which My Daughter Gets Grounded For Life
- Chile save the miner; now, maybe it can save Texas fromn its Dept of Education? Newslink
- Is there any real way to make money online?
- bscure 1930's Expedition Into Interior of Borneo
- Tell me about visiting India
- It used to scare me when my mom was afraid of being old and dying
- Discussion on the fairness of child support being used to support people other than the children
- Saying hello from wv
- Ask the experimentalist.
- The Science of Kitten Cuteness
- Most Awesome Picture Ever: Lightining Striking Statue of Liberty
- I am a zombie
- Passing safely at 82... years old
- I failed, and it's making me miserable
- Band plays song on NYC subway only using iPhones
- Joint Base Pfc. Stoner smoked for grassing on hashish-smoking assassins.
- Holy crap, check out these goats chilling on the side of a dam
- The Mysterious Affair of the Porcine Adiposities
- Anyone here use Resume Writing Services?
- I'm in TUCSON... anyone want to get together Tuesday night?
- My Small Girl: Five
- Ask the nude sleeper anything!
- I think I'm an alcoholic
- You Have a Choice. Choose Cumming.
- What Is Your Number Name?
- I don't care what the white man says...
- Dumb Shit The Bible Says
- Yahoo mail, I Grrrr you!
- 'Eh, how you doin?
- Mandelbrot's in Heaven
- Accidental basil air freshener
- But Sarah Palin quit!
- Things The Chlilean Miners Should Have Said...
- Southern Alberta Dope Fest! Next Sunday! We hope!
- HR training: pathetically lame scenarios
- What was your university major?
- If I'm interpreting AK84's screen name right
- What's up with this dog's face?
- Did you have any technology way older than you?
- Resort staffed by only blondes in planning stages...
- Stephen Fry on language
- changing UIs (A whine that isn't worthy of the pit)
- I'm never voting for Sam Katz!
- Wind turbines wrong colour for wildlife
- It's raining toilet paper rolls.
- The Mexican dancing dog - A pretty remarkable video!
- Israeli men from one town form posse to stop Jewish Girls from dating Arabs
- A Camera On the Back Of A Peregrine Falcon
- Is there a mega site to search for used cars
- Just got some spectacularly bad advice from someone I trust
- Teaching is wonderful, but sad(kind of long)
- OK, ya damn Yankees. I gotta hand it to you...
- sexual fantasies anyone?
- Avaedum
- Post Your Best Shaggy Dog Jokes
- Beavers really do chEw down trees
- Practically Perfect in Every Way. Mary Poppins, this is NOT your MMP!
- My Sept 2nd Technological embarassment
- Tim Hortons opening a store in downtown Saskatoon.
- I need to relax
- Anyone know what this thing is?
- Was Hitler a Rothschild??
- In which I meet the President and smooch the First Lady