- Help find a poodle breeder in the Pacific Northwest
- PASS Summit 2010 In Seattle
- I think I have an anxiety disorder, and it's annoying as hell
- Deadly goat incident at Glacier National Park
- What the heck did I walk into on Sunday?
- This is my 50,000th post
- Australian trade union leader believes 9/11 was a conspiracy and was really an implosion
- End of the Earth Postponed
- Just got a weird spam
- Microsoft 2010 grrrrr!!!
- What's your generic dude's name? Dudette?
- How the leapord got its spots ?
- South Africa's first commercially produced 'all-black' porno
- Questions one should never answer, even if you have to injure yourself to avoid doing so.
- November 2010 Weight Loss Thread
- "Last Night I Dreamed I Ate A Five-Pound Marshmallow..."
- How Did People Deal With Bed Bug and Roaches And Such In The "Old Days"
- The Case of the Dwindling Breastmilk
- Ask the Soldier in Afghanistan
- Thousands of blacks fought for the CSA- according to Virginia history book
- I'm trying to buy a house - battlements?
- Zombie thread 2010
- Hunter and bear
- Mootopia milk?
- My divorce is final
- How do I get old? Let me count the ways...
- Anyone else under the age of 95 refer to their other as Mr./Mrs. _____?
- I just got myself removed from a robocall list?
- Doper-wives, ever refer to yourself as "Mrs John Doe"?
- Woman drove around with mummified body for several months
- Tell me something about how you dream
- What does this job question mean?
- Does your Microwave kill your Wireless Connection?
- World's most advanced sub runs aground
- An example of why you should always be nice to cops
- Broke my tooth!
- Help celebrate my brothers birthday!
- I like puppies
- Croc on a Plane!
- Little Lies
- NPR listeners, anyone else love how Ofeibea Quist-Arcton says Dakar?
- Public behavior that just *pisses you off* (not ranty enough for The Pit)
- Dopers who can type AND have time on their hands
- So I drank peanut butter last night.
- Burma Adopts New Flag
- iPad: I told you so!
- Eat the Rich
- Hot totty for the ladies
- My little girl--I'm so proud! And so will you be.
- Ask the job recruiter
- What Is This Guy Saying?
- Let's welcome ArchiveGuy to Philly! [Philly Dopefest Weds. Nov. 3rd]
- cars separated at birth?
- The Howlong RFS Auction.
- Live Crab Vending Machine
- Lance Vogler has been Killed
- Air Force is restoring both the Memphis Belle and the Swoose
- I've been quoted in the L.A. Times!
- Did you get your Halloween candy X-rayed?
- RIP Walkman
- A Cemetery Walkin' MMP
- Both sugar (HFCS) and aspartame
- A Jounal of My Breakup because I operate best when thinking outloud.
- I dug my cat's grave today.
- How I ended up in the hospital in rural Virginia, far, far from home.
- The brief is done and I'm decompressing...
- Is Home "Home" if it Doesn't Smell Like Home?
- Help me be nice to an interested gentleman
- I still can't get over how much eBay charges
- Combination rant and lament. Subject: album covers
- "My email is me@something.com OR me@somethingelse.com"
- College freshmen grammar and writing skills improving?
- I'm losing it
- PEEK FREANS!! - Or, at what age did you develop a sense of irony?
- Attention all of you involved with non-profits
- Best.Hot Wheels Track. EVER!
- Help me find a word more pretentious than "précis"
- Is Weigh Him Down Correct? (Grammar Question)
- Just passed my PhD viva
- Ask the guy who just picked up thirty CD Jewel Cases off the floor.
- What made you decide to divorce?
- Do you open threads this way?
- ZyWall 2 Router - Kills Internet Every Couple of Days
- ADT can't protect me from ADT
- To the people outside my window
- How many homeless men does it take to murder your spouse?
- Did You Have Trouble With Your Kids When They Got A New Sibling?
- Freaky new insight into that old Market Street video
- The Bloody Boards: a tale of the Internet age
- Has anyone bought a car at a real life (non-ebay) auction
- Ask the woman with schizoid personality disorder
- Ask the guy who just served on a jury for two weeks.
- The arcane and archaic in federal legislation - whatcha got?
- Locations whose connotations have changed radically
- "this year October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years . . ."
- The Frequent Flyer Stray has turned up again!
- Need $50 - $200 [suggest how I can get it]
- I need corporate cliches
- A family is going from mainstream Catholic to extremism before my eyes
- Will man ever be able to get day-old pork fried rice out of the container without making a mess?
- "Token Economy" stories from school, etc.
- Why do jerkballs always finish with, "Do I make myself perfectly clear?!"
- It's so windy.... fill in the blank
- Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
- I can't feel my spinal fluid!
- I can't shovel, can barely carve, but I got Lotsa Balls
- WTF google results
- Longest Lasting Light Bulb
- Friends of the opposite sex
- no halloween ghost stories?
- Hi. I'm that girl. I'm that desperate for misc. input.
- My sister has a date with a professional athlete.
- Our tenant is getting on my nerves. (having people over)
- A spider in my bed!
- Meet Airpod..
- Simple Halloween Jokes
- Help. Iowa sez I HAVE to marry a gay person.
- Two Unlikely Candidates for 2012
- Any CO dopers going to the Denver Rally to Restore Sanity?
- Fake online Scrabble, you are a fountain of temptation.
- Awwwww! Baby gets cochlear implant, hears mother's voice for the first time
- When lawyers think of pro se plaintiffs...
- I'm getting my first fancy salon haircut and I don't know how much to tip!
- This should be the standard SMDB lawyer disclaimer
- I've been AWAY...
- Don't tase me croak
- The Dancer of Life slashes your tires.
- Abuse-a-word-a-day
- Skulls delivered to BYU
- What's this sticky crap on my right hand? (Ridiculous/paranoid answers only, please.)
- Internet service providers
- Another Wildfire in Boulder, CO - I am so glad my insurance is up to date!
- Note to Self: When taking the car in for service, keep your house key
- If you have 2 yr Verizon renewal option you can get a free Incredible or Droid 2 at Best Buy today!
- What "Poor" Things Do You Think You'd Do If You Won The Lotto?
- Worst. Sex dream. Ever. (PG-13)
- Dear "Guy Whom is Shooting at Marine Corps Recruiting Bldgs."
- Any dopers going to the San Fran Rally to restore sanity/fear?
- Chinese Marines on Maneuvers in Thailand
- What to do in this friendship situation?
- Yahoo! -- Trending Now -- simple question
- Do you know any Couples that share a names with a Fictional Couple?
- My mother is dying
- My cat has become a tv junkie
- What historical time period would you live in?
- Netgear/United Security Agency How does this scam work?
- Much more money than self-awareness.
- So my dream self has discovered heavy psychadelics
- Dopefest in Paris?
- Share your experiences of getting glasses as a young child
- British Towns/Cities at night/on weekends...
- Please learn to use the subjunctive mood when appropriate
- I have medlars
- Awesome Halloween house light display: MJ's "Thriller"
- I'm discovering a major problem with online classes
- The next thing I want from Google
- Dog who came back to life!
- How's everyone doing?
- Your childhood stories of that kid who got killed
- 11 y.o. can have baby? (RO, but not by OP)
- Little Bobby Tables votes in Sweden
- Oh, great. Now I'm fuggin' fifty!
- Dear Very Upset Internet Strangers,
- weird absentee ballot experience
- Mild Samsung phone rant
- I Think I Can Do One More Marathon
- A World with Super-Powers. How would YOU make money?
- Makes me crazy that I can't clean the spaces between the spaces between my teeth.
- It's not Sydney -- it's Newcastle at no. 9
- Invite as a Noun
- You heard right: I gave away full-size 3 Musketeers bars on Halloween
- Georgia Megachurch Pastor Comes Out, By Choice, to Congregation
- Krispy Kreme driven into voluntary administration in Australia by poor sales
- Helpme, Lady - or, a very typical MMP
- Funniest signs at the Rally to Restore Sanity (and/or Fear)
- Grotesque (but not horrific) experiments
- Back to SMDB
- Why did my alarm go off one hour early?
- Dieting again - advice
- The Magills go dancing
- 9/11 truther ad on MSNBC
- Does Physical Development Of A Woman Indicate Onset Of Menstruation?
- If today is Monday, what is Wednesday . . .
- Morons with Doctorates
- Rest in peace Cecil Adams (don't panic, people)
- Interesting day at the gun range yesterday (forgotten gun)
- I had a root canal today and it really wasn't that bad.
- Conviction in the collar bombing case
- Any Idea What This Might Be?
- Anyone else avoiding the news/election for the next few days?
- It's Poppy Time Again! (For Remembrance Day)
- My poor teeth
- If you use Viroxyn for cold sores, you'll wanna know...
- Dogs, and their wonderful vocabulary
- Amusing naming conventions that parents employ
- Doooooom!!! Is Indonesia about to unzip?
- The Elephant Dunkirk
- I think I left my Kindle at the cafe tonight
- British scientists may have found key to a cure for the common cold
- Sinkholes
- So just what IS *******?
- Raining babies (falls 8 floors and is caught)
- Conundrum: how to make yourself eat after food poisoning...
- Just another person losing it...
- Everyone says newspapers are dead...
- My housing ain't my home
- I challenge you (to funny tests of determination)
- DIscovery dances her last dance (STS-133 launches tomorrow for last time)
- Apartment broken into..what now? (Also, help ease my mind?)
- Funny kid stories, once again
- Suggestions for (an imaginary) dog's name?
- Ask the foreclosure lawyer
- Do women's breast-based orgasms exist?
- Is Obama a Keynesian?
- Any surprise election results?
- Good News/Bad News: I Have Been Nominated As Teacher Of The Year
- Our Honeymoon With Santa
- What's the fastest you've ever run?
- Hen eggs, wheat bread, bee honey and hog sausage
- Ever Been The Guy To Ask The Really Stoopid Question? Yeah, I Thought So.
- Hell is now taking the souls of Canadians. Whom shall we damn first?
- Luxury liner squeezes under bridge with 20" to spare
- What are we to do about the impending newspaper shortage?!
- Endeavour to create quite the longest and indeed most roundabout english sentence ever!
- The unusual online vendor list
- Fashions For A 60 Year Old Guy
- Time for another funny cat thread
- Breakups are tough
- Ever Been On A First Date And Get Caught In A Lie?
- My high school class ring
- This Made Me Smile
- Drama in Singapore: A380 Superjumbo in Emergency Landing
- Dopers you originally knew in another online community
- When I was little I thought...
- "You last visited: 03-01-2005"
- The Christmas commercials have started....
- Playing Golf With The Man Whose WIfe You're Banging On The Side...
- We closed on a house.
- No, Virginia, there is no Biscuit Monster
- Making the punishment fit the (innocuous) crime
- Your experience with Parent Effectiveness Training?
- My Clinical Instructor asked ME if she could give me a job reference today!
- Want a house boat? Here's your chance
- Would you travel on this train?
- Just so you know the website Reddit.com does have a Straight Dope subreddit.
- Did your school have FFA or FHA? Were you a member?
- I'm just gonna go get shitfaced after work today
- Elderly Canadian Couple Wins Lottery, Donates Almost All Of It.
- Thematically related posts
- Nursery rhyme analysis-I may be overdue for a vacation