- Teens learning to work.
- I think I might be getting a job interview ... without even applying first
- I got a job!
- What to do when you don't know what to do with your life.
- "I am a Morman"
- I love my new car. (2012 Elantra.)
- Am I Starting The MMP?
- Thanks for the timing, Kim Jong-Il
- Toilet Paper kept outside the restroom?
- More things your kids say that break you up.
- Tour da U.P. 2012 Brochure available
- MEAN Christmas presents
- Ever met a billionaire?
- Wikipedia - you know something we don't?
- Has Mr. E. Coli Gotten Any Of You Yet?
- Has Mr. E. Coli Gotten Any Of You Yet?
- Looking for an oldish vid - something like "10 Rules of Cross-Examination!"
- I can accept most of this, except for the sugar
- Coincidental serendipitous stuff.
- Photography: It's not [only] the equipment
- FB: people you've never heard of with vast numbers of mutual friends
- U.S. Currency burns more easily than bienville thought it would . . .
- Hi, my name is Kimballkid and I'm new.
- Merry Christmas
- Uncanny "webs" grow on Atomic Waste! Newslink
- Funny vanity plate
- The Last Look of Space Shuttle Atlantis
- 99 FASCINATING things discovered about Kim Jong-Il after his death
- I wrapped your Christmas present!
- Guess how many public diaper-changing tables are used for snorting blow
- Elf on the Shelf
- Pot Luck Lunch at work tomorrow (and Yankee Swap)
- Introducting Dr. Conrad Shadowdale
- I'm going to be the crazy bird lady.
- An amazing baby shower invitation
- Santa Claus on the fire truck
- Happy winter solstice SDMB
- BBC Sport's Tribute to Kim Jong-Il
- Local Tea Party Donation to Food Bank
- Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- I went out of my way to help someone today
- Hi! I'm TriPolar, and I'm new here
- What exactly do you think you’re celebrating when you put antlers on your car?
- They have to notice a skeleton with a sling, a cigar, and a tinfoil fedora, right? Right?
- What's your Christmas Charity?
- Strangest website ever: Peripheral vision causes murders
- Sure, you can visit -- but you can't stay with us!
- Gee, ya think?
- I might have found someone who wants me to design a comic book!
- Farting In Public (Outside)
- First gay "first kiss" in US Navy happens; world doesn't end
- Google walking directions to Mordor.
- How's the weather going to be for Christmas Day in your neck of the woods?
- "Let's go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!"
- Street Slang: "Holmes"?
- Broken right out of the box. Christmas presents that never worked.
- Okay, so what are the gifts you are giving this year
- Crazy Neighbor Lady update
- No-budget Christmas gifts
- Giant Line Outside UGG Store Disgusts Fashionistas - Uggs are simply "winter Crocs"
- The good news is I won a #380K Lamborghini Murcielago. The bad news is.....
- Car audio manufacturers: a semi-pitting for you
- SMDB Virtual Gift Exchange...?
- Housework enrages me.
- Stephen Colbert interviews Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Minnesota gays and lesbians are very sorry...
- 'Space ball' falls out of the sky in Namibia - what are these things?
- Sad thoughts for Christmas
- Touched by a Wild Mountain Gorilla(Video)
- Feline Chemo Update
- More quakes in Christchurch
- Less is more.
- It's Festivus today!
- Help! My printer driver is gone.
- The people I work with are awesome.
- You’ve just won the Mother of all Lotteries. Whom do you tell? When? How?
- My Boston Terrier scared me this morning
- "Stash Honey Sticks" "Simply Pop Open" How?
- Christmas holiday has begun!
- Ah Google, you're such a tease!
- von trapp family meets Ice Capades! in Regina, Sask!
- PiperCub buys Santa a Pepsi!
- Sick? Funny? I'm going with funny.
- I Have 301 E-Mails In My Yahoo Trash!!!!
- And it turns out that the best thing about the Luxor hotel is....
- Orchid Re-Blooms!
- Is your Church having a shorter service this Sunday, Christmas?
- It was Christmas Eve day
- Explosive cupcake?
- Your last minute Christmas panics!
- Officially annoyed!
- Spending Xmas alone and I'm ok with it
- Merry Christmas from the land of Oz
- The Best Christmas Gift I Could Have Ever Gotten
- That Thing That Really Bothered My Young, Logical Mind
- Black Christmas
- IANAShrink.....
- Really clever driving (Drunk morons)
- My dad is in the hospital.
- Interesting Lunar Anomaly - UFO?
- Seeing folks on skype
- HOw do suqt toilets work for folks with bad knees?
- What's Open Christmas In Your Area?
- Another first - I go to the movies on Christmas Day and get a surprise.
- What cool gifts did you get (or give) this year?
- The WPIX Yule Log (a tri-state area thing)
- Who is working tomorrow (Monday)?
- I made my fiancee cry on Christmas eve. And I enjoyed it.
- I got a personal Christmas card from a client on Friday (sad story ahead)
- Anyone else bored?
- Happy fishing on Boxing Day (Dec 26th).
- What do I charge for making a comic book?
- Coldest and Warmest Christmas Day on record
- One of my cats is broken (funny, not sad)
- Silly drug mania articles, where do these things come from?!
- The last in 2011 MMP
- Why I need to make friends with the accounts guys.
- So how many former special forces members are there?
- The Wrong Card
- Easter eggs already!
- Cats have begun controlling humans.
- Why must people be so complex?
- Heartbreak Christmas
- Cute things cats do
- How good is your visualization ability?
- Customer service gone good
- Passing of KnitWit, occasional Doper
- Merry Christmas Lily! Here, have some pain...!
- Share your stories about being on the receiving end of a random act of kindness
- Annoyingly Dense Comment from Historical Documentary
- Texting on holidays
- Frog plays video game
- Another thought...
- Yikes! Is the Author of 549 Wikipedia Articles putting an ancient curse on me?
- Flowbee
- Atheists! You really need to stop pissing on the parade!
- So where did I put that $4,000?
- Christmas + kids + grandparents = clutter
- Doper Matrimony
- I've got 99 cookies
- More Kmarts and Sears will be closing.
- Horoscopes
- Too old, so I'll just stand in the dirt with a stick
- Have you ever been graded on a real curve in a class?
- Forgot your rubbers? No screen time for U!
- I talked to my cousin for the first time in *years*!
- Ever been in a fight?
- Amazingly stupid things overheard
- Back in The Dope!
- Steven Colbert inspired country nicknames, a list.
- Ninja Puppies
- Anyone have any experience with selling gift cards on those online sites?
- BabyWatch 2011: The Final Chapter begins...
- Did the USA give Hugo Chavez cancer?
- Regifting gone wrong
- Snakes On Planes? Try Snakes In A Kitchen!
- Father's eulogy
- I Am Now a Lord (Laird)
- Ocean Marketing vs Penny arcade, seen this?
- 32,256 piece jigsaw puzzle
- How is this magic trick done?
- 247 Snakes (almost) On A Plane
- Public Schooling
- Due to Rebecca Black, Samoa outlaws Friday this week
- Anybody here collect used postage stamps?
- Anthony Weiner wanted a three-way with a woman and a man
- So what am I really? Automatic self vs. constructed self
- Sigh...my gigantic CD collection is quaintly anachronistic, isn't it?
- My spouse (with a little help from me) saved a guy from choking
- I just did the most disgusting thing
- Giorgio and Monte Tozzi RIP
- So I thought I would try shopping at some of those bargain clothing stores...
- Poor Houston, so misunderstood
- Your inappropriate thoughts/responses here
- How's My Amazon Doing?
- Some days, it's fun to be a headline editor.
- I scared the pee out of my dog last night.
- PSA: Don't walk in front of a moving car.
- My mother-in-law died
- Upset about Big Brother's Ban on Incandescent Bulbs? Buy a Heatball!
- Great, my credit card was compromised
- updating to the Location field @ the SDMB
- I have a confession y'all ...
- SoCal Dopers that are a bit North; Ventura County Dopefest
- Death by Farts
- Cabela's, do you care about your customers at all? (BAD experience with meat grinder.)
- A challenge to my fellow Dopers: the most boring New Year's Eve.
- I Suspect My Hose is Haunted-Do I Need To Dislose to Realtor?
- You want fries and a larger towel with that?
- Happy New Year! It's 2012
- Cat is flipping out
- A Gun For Christmas
- Ask the domestic violence safe house worker.
- Help Me! (And Don't Tell Shodan)
- Happy Birthday, Quasi
- New Doper Baby- 12 days old on the last day of 2011
- Tiny things that annoy & irritate to a far greater degree than they should...
- The CanaDoper Café (2012 edition of The great, ongoing Canadian current events and politics thread.)
- Buzzzzzz...
- Apparently, I've screwed the pooch
- So, how boring am I? How boring are you?
- How to stop an out of control machine
- So what's it like where you live?
- Illinois Dopers on Motorcycles can now legally run red lights.
- Favorite Doper quotes of 2011
- How Long Can You Go During A Cardiac Stress Test?
- I wonder if I screwed up this guy's life back in third grade
- Useless Birthday Present
- Those fake cashmere/sherpa throws? WONDERFUL
- Play it Safe, or Take Chances?
- Dad's going into a nursing home. I'm upset.
- My co-worker did not know how to reboot a computer (things a certain age group should know).
- 2012 - A New Year MMP
- So, We Gonna Count This Thing Down, Or What?
- Pregnant nomad scavenges road kill
- Signs that you are nuts
- What Are You Doing Christmas Eve? ("Old Christmas" Eve-Jan.6)?
- I'll have a Santorum Salad, extra froth please
- Anyone here follow Meher Baba?
- Earlist Birthdate of Person You Met?
- Just completed a battery test on my new 6th gen Nano. Wowza!
- Time Travel for Fun and Profit
- Is there any way to get deals on SAS shoes
- Art meets science
- Pedobear heads to a bowl game
- Apparently, I'm more attractive in some cities
- Potholes In Your City
- Scalar weapons now a reality
- Mom meets daughter she gave up for adoption... 77 years later!
- January's big fat weight loss thread
- So, who wants to help me surprise my kid?
- Befitting the dignity of the office
- Strange Amazon.ca glitch
- Will this persecution never end?
- Sitting in a college cafeteria and...
- I Raise a glass to the passing of a reliable old electronic friend
- An extremely weird coincidence
- My boy is home.
- Horrible banging noise in radiator.
- Poppin' a zit like a boss!
- A man was hit by a car in front of my work last night
- Is this the dollar $ymbol on ancient Roman sex coins?
- Vampires, crosses, and hate speech
- BANNED Friends
- Funny stuff that just popped into your head
- A Cop and His Epic Failure
- Copycat Siblings
- No Turn On Red Signs
- Well, that'll teach you to lie to the police
- HOLY CRAP! There was just a bald eagle on our back fence!