- At last they can be seen! Cthulhu statue pix.
- Andrea Doria (who the ship was named after) was not a woman, he was a general & a total bad ass!
- Texts From Last Night
- Before today, I had never heard of a swollen laptop battery...
- Winter in Los Angeles
- Cross your fingers for us!
- How Commonplace Is Bathroom Reading?
- Kodak ready to file for bankruptcy
- Well, this will be interesting... (GF got a new job)
- Scientist messin with time
- On Farts and Farting
- I wish this were a real article (Obama article from the Onion)
- Income Taxes!
- Dopers, I Turn To You For Assistance In A Social Situation!
- Parents inadvertently scare you for life?
- Ad You'll Love! Carlsberg
- Ad You'll Love! Carlsberg
- I used to argue - now I just don't bother (is this what apathy feels like?)
- You're the last human on Earth. Now what?
- Stephen Hawking 70th birthday mystery: Women
- So what will our landfills turn into over the millenia?
- Jeans and a tee shirt.
- Darth Vader Burgers have black buns
- Small amusements...
- Do They Shortshrift On Ink Cartridges?
- A broken digital clock is still right 14 times a day, apparently
- Ask the guy who uses answers using other "ask the" threads
- FHP tases and pepper sprays Darth Vader.
- Rescuer shoots out car window underwater to save trapped children
- I never knew dogs jumped from planes.
- "Best" map ever!?
- Stupid Google Tricks
- This guy's face creeps me the hell out
- I have JSTOR access again! Hurray!
- Uranus, Dictator, Poontang: A Word.
- "See price after checkout." WTF?
- Dogshit dreams and vomitory victims
- "LIFE Goes to a GOP Women's Smoker" - Great pics!
- "Against Adulthood" - Is this article whiny nonsense or brilliant insight?
- Oil Change Business Has Changed
- The perks of poverty.
- US Navy rescues 13 Iranian hostages
- You warned me, but would I listen? (Craigslist = cesspool)
- Is it just me...[seeing names as other words]
- A lovely bunch of coconuts [Occupy Wall Street related]
- Someone's setting off fireworks. What for?
- NY Subway passengers in 1960, great photos.
- Vote Vermin Supreme for Dictator!
- "Your pants. The other pocket."
- Someone Did Something Randomly Nice For Me In 2012 -- You Too?
- I'm visitng Germany (Near Delitzsch) Where to go, what to do?
- The Feeling of Being Exactly Where You Are Supposed to Be
- Ford's new factory-built 200 MPH Mustang for US market
- Amazingly stupid things you've seen someone do.
- Yet another bizarre spam email
- Oh The Places You’ll Go (Burning Man)
- Being completely obsessed with a person/group/thing.
- My friend is sleeping now.
- Brick House - A Silly Games MMP
- 40-year-old cat?
- paramedic accused of rape inside ambulance
- Could You Disarm Your Dog With A Hamburger?
- Accidental double entendres
- How long have YOU been ignored on the web?
- My meeting with Claude Debussy
- Boring Thread (Don't Read)
- Ladies and Gentlemen, let's hear it for the Jemison Starship!
- History's first hacker?
- Crime at stores and fast food places may end soon! Aussie dopers please tell us more about this.
- What was the first word?
- Wonderful London Tube Map
- When You Realize You're a Hopeless Geek
- Las Vegas Dopefest!
- There is a whole online store for stuff you can buy made by California State prisoners!
- Is there a tree of religious belief that is easy to click through
- What is it about having a big crush on someone
- Fun/Original/Entertaining Bachelor Party ideas?
- Sympathy for Lobsters?
- Exams started today...oh shit.
- So. The Huff Po prints glurge now.
- I am creeped out by parents thinking babies and toddlers are gay
- Mid-January Gloom!
- 10 predictions from 1900 which came true...
- *beep* Forever Haunted by Smoke Detectors! *beep*
- Learn to code in 2012 - Codecademy
- Take the Heterosexual Questionnaire...
- I'm so upset I can't even think of a proper Pit title (ed: cheating ex and STD)
- My wife is mad because I was a jerk - in her dream
- The end of the United Kingdom...........could come as soon as 2014
- What's It Like To Have A "Real" Nanny?
- I had a telephone inteview!
- So are 70's porn star moustaches becoming the rage again?
- Hostess files for bankruptcy
- Same-sex marriage a threat to humanity? I KNEW IT!
- Bad news for retirees who hate the south
- Little dogs just can't keep their teeth. <sigh>
- Edmonton Transit bomb-scanning test - huh?
- Interesting Science Quiz
- What should I do with this wok?
- This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
- The Latest On Dondra's Most Recent Hospitalization
- Not all Christians are assholes
- Boners!
- Anybody want a fat cat?
- Identical quadruplets
- 200 years of medical discoveries..
- People hunt wild hogs with hollow point bullets shot from ... Air Rifles?
- Hey, Y'all! I Love Your Asses!
- Why Am I Such A Pen Thief?
- It's Pre-Historic Creatures Day!
- Happy Friday 13th!
- URGENT!! Can Anyone Help Get a Dog to Her New Home?
- I have...
- Yeah, I'm gonna get firfed from work.
- Mrs. Brady had crabs!!
- Why Does The Market Tend Toward Mediocrity?
- Portmanteau you invented
- Why didn't I have a town meeting to teach me how to use my cell phone?
- Too-weak-for-the-Pit gripes from a hospital volunteer
- Stories from friends
- i am live in fear
- Cool gadgets from CES 2012
- So, who else reads in the bath?
- How come no-one picks up all those used oriental carpets?
- Stuff New Age Girls Say. Funny Video!
- I'm sorry but there is a time and a place for breast feeding in public…
- Shit homophobic people say
- Friends and family dont visit
- These are some astounding men's shoes!
- Dogs Now Welcome at KC domestic violence shelter after dog saves woman from abuser
- Abe Lincoln's last check
- Been mostly absent from SD For over a year. What did I miss?
- Monumentally stupid things you did in your youth (AKA I'm Lucky To Be Alive)
- An open letter to Der Trihs
- My Dog is getting Cataract Surgery today: think good thoughts
- Post YouTube clips of very talented amateur singers who deserve to be wider known.
- Six baby pandas
- The cat had a seizure
- Please Pray For My Dondra?
- Mystery's Mysterious Boyfriend
- How's the weather in Seattle right now?
- Easter candy is out, and it's not even Valentine's Day!
- Tackling the Mess in the Front Room, or Why I'm Up at 2 am
- And Here We Have A New MMP
- Valentine Exchange 2012 - Will You Be Mine?
- Top Gear funny
- The ultimate 'beauty secret': Fotoshop by Adobé
- Ordering a margarita machine sub rosa
- Why on Earth does anyone use vi?
- Did you get MLK Day off?
- Wikipedia shutting down for 24 hours on January 18.
- Things You Can Do With Buttocks
- --And how was your day, my friends?
- 99 rejected Cosmo story ideas
- Won't someone think of the children?
- Space Station Orbits the Moon!
- Public puking stories?
- Video: History's First Recorded IT Professional.
- What's in your clipboard?
- Struvite bladder stones (canine)
- The President sends 90th birthday greetings to Betty White
- Nostalgia for places I have never seen
- What meaning can be attached to "YPAM"?
- Remember Google! with an ! in it? Or the Green Twttr Logo? Old Web Page designs.
- I was assaulted yesterday
- Ask the chick that had her gallbladder out
- lost NO I KILLED MY SUNSHINE !!!
- 10-digit extensions are over the line, ok
- What *is* it about quarries?
- Steve Wozniak, Android fan
- AP Opens Pyongyang Bureau
- Greetings
- Drunk driver hogtied!
- White House Photographer Beaten & Arrested by Montgomery Co, MD Police
- Cat isn't feeling well, this'll be a long night
- Feeding your kid with hand is a crime in Norway?!
- The Kodak Story: Chapter 11
- Any idea of the name of this company (that's probably out of business)?
- Fellow Dopers, Please Help (Benefit for Cancer Patient)!
- Email Signatures
- Anyone else lose a skill by thinking about it?
- sequential threads :D
- Megaupload.com shut down by Feds
- The Prius Camper?
- Working on a US base in Afghanistan?
- Hang in there Baby!
- New Lybian government says Abdelbasset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi was involved in the Lockerbie bombing.
- How do I feel about being circumcised?
- Kyrgyz Prisoners on Strike over Prostitute Ban
- Gingrich and wife #2
- Can't use Cougars as Mascot
- Random funny: Long time since I've LOLed at the Onion, but . . .
- Creating New Species Made E-Z
- I'm tired.
- Judge Kermit, I don't like the Looks of the Defendant!
- Paraprosdokian
- Strange Vietnam War Incident-True?
- SOPA is DEAD!!
- Cessna unveils 2012 edition of 172 Skyhawk
- The luckiest dumb ass on the planet.
- The things we love that may soon be 'innovated' out of existence...
- Video: "Right Hand Masturbation Caused Facial Distortion" - Probably NSFW
- Looking for good online videos that teach computer networking (for beginners/intermediate/advanced)
- I'm In A Class-Action Suit Again!
- This is why you wear a hard hat
- Endow a Chair at C.A.U.!
- I'm pissed: left my change at the self-service checkout.
- Coyote in the back yard
- What's the last lie you told?
- Something that made me laugh today
- Newt Gingrinch Totally Looks Like Dwight Schrute!
- Weird compliments you've received.
- Spending my birthday with Working Girls
- Wikipedia & Google representatives of "The People" instead of presidents?
- I hate my best friend's husband
- Lots and lots of Bats in the roof.
- 26 inches of rubbery goodness!
- We (the US) don't buy much from China
- Jayjay is down but not out.
- Gabby Giffords resigning from Congress
- God's Gift
- The How I Feel About Being Circumcised Thread that doesn't activate trust issues
- What a day in history!
- The "I Just Can't Get Ahead' Thread ($$$)
- Here There Be Spooks (In My House, I Think!)
- The On This Day In History MMP
- Two hour delay!
- Honey, It's not what it looks like! A true story.
- Things to do in Montreal
- Social networking.
- Montgomery County, MD Judge Calls Math "Bizarre" or My Morning in Traffic Court
- I think I have a new favourite person.
- I want to build a Stonehenge.
- Possible origin of the vulgarism “Quim.”
- "Whacha got back there, ma'am...?"
- How many push ups can you do without stopping?
- Name misspellings by phone service providers
- Sitting on our balcony in Hawaii, listening to a piper play traditional Hawaiian pipe tunes...
- FileSonic, FileServe and Uploaded.to suspend sharing
- Ask the girl doing in-vitro fertilization (IVF)
- Eve vs. Glurge, part VI
- Job In Libya
- Planetarium in Key West
- I've GOT to sell my boat!
- OMG fraud on Credit card - bank caught it in time.
- Every Animal Death Match
- Meeting in Houston?
- Lifecycles, business and other.
- I saw a rare car today...
- Voices of the Holocaust