- I'm Gonna Start Staying At A Hotel Twice A Month
- $12.83 for a McDonald's meal? Really?
- We said good-bye to our dog today.
- $799/month car payment? Who?
- Queen Elizabeth crashes a wedding
- An interesting bit of slang history--NOT!
- Things that work better when they're broken or incomplete
- Life should be amazing, but it's not
- Why I will never go into science
- Dutch destroy Obamas empty platitudes
- Does anyone have a list of US Senators who wear toupess or appear to be wearing a hair piece?
- Lottery Tips....
- After sex headaches: The Spawn of Satan (Of course it's TMI)
- A Reminder for Doper Genealogists: it's one week until 1940
- I can't decide whether or not to replace my watch
- Remember the "Hutaree militia" arrests? Charges dismissed.
- Hummingbird hatch watch!
- Right now, Mr. Rilch is...
- I have a tennis ball. I'm asking you for something either a little bigger or better in exchange.
- Taco delivery by drone aircraft coming soon, or not.
- Boy I'll bet that smarts
- Man Dressed As Tetris Box Sought Over Assault
- Children always walk to School.
- Google Street View Comes to Thailand
- Help! Cardinal grammeters out of sync! Need answer fast!
- NHL Hockey Prospect invents a Better Mousetrap
- Terms with different meanings depending on your age
- Boston MBTA Superheroes
- I never thought a Hippo could be cute.
- An airline with a sense of humor.
- When Mr. Feeny tells you "I don't want to talk to you" don't believe him
- Feel good internet stories
- Grammar Cartoon
- Millions in coins scattered across Ontario highway in serious crash
- New cat thread 1,687
- I Am Getting A Wheelchair
- Which Way Is The Wind Blowing Today? (USA Only)
- I finally did it, I got a New iPad (32GB Wifi only in white)
- Castro to Pope. " So what do you do?"
- The good news: Your baby has something extra. The bad news: . . .
- Brenna and C-Barq
- A Strange Incident-Worth Reviewing
- Help me figure out a day question.
- I went on ancestory.com...
- I have to pee, but there's no place to go, no wait...
- Hunting Bigfoot? Don't forget your permit!
- Restaurants included the whole price in products
- Placing a marker at a grave when it's not a relative
- So I find myself in Iceland quite suddenly
- Ottawa plans to kill the penny
- I hate this whole daylight savings garbage
- Another Sign of the Apocalypse: Twitter Toilet Paper
- Was I off-key Constable?
- "Mr. Mike, tell me the story of the Earless Bunny That Got Squashed?"
- Dear Colleagues, I know you have call display, OK?
- Mega Lottery. Buying a ticket?
- Morels just started popping. Care to share your secrets?
- Who the hell dumps a rooster in someone's yard?
- Now I'm affected by Dowsing
- Life's Bear necessities....or..
- Kids these days... are doing great!
- My pet has a pet.
- I wish you a very happy National Cleavage Day!
- Saw a firefly last night
- I have a beer.
- The little things
- Puppies are 6 weeks old!
- Post your (real of fake) lotto numbers here!
- Yes, you can buy a flying car
- My Dads in the ICU [RIP Dad]
- Me, My Dementia, And What I Write
- Ignorance is southern...when supper is ready
- What's the point of Earth Hour?
- A Shark Gets Another One
- Imaginary Monsters Of US Cities--Plus Bosda's Local Myth
- My office pool won the lottery!!!!!!
- I'm going to leave the seat up all week
- I am a racist street merchant
- Hug a hedgehog
- Straight Dope makes me feel stupid
- Google Quest - cool!
- You never see just one person on a Segway . . .
- I love corn
- A few questions about corn...
- Junior, Senior... What's next?
- I'm a-maize-d.
- New ThinkGeek Products Are Out
- Jimmy crack corn
- It's GOOD that this is a cornfield
- Concealed Carry Carry Handgun class
- This is a pretty good AF article - I think they spoiled it with the last paragraph
- Ask the homicide victim
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Corn (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Interment Aboard The USS Arizona
- April Fools 2012
- Bacon Coffin!
- Your experiences with live-action mazes, corn, stone, or otherwise
- Female Dopers: Ever heard of Stumptuous?
- 7th Annual Shot Glass Exchange!
- Where's a good place to see hedgerows in France?
- Jimmy Crack Corn
- Ask the part-time vagrant
- It's Time For A New MMP
- I'm in a Funk
- Insomnia
- Tuaregs Take Timbuktu!
- My Dad is (effectively) dead
- Egads I have a date on Thursday
- Life is _________
- I'm going to Harvard!
- 'Sup?
- En garde, Ebay Scammer! I slay you and keep your money!
- Accidentally erase your post just before you finish? Here's how to retrieve it.
- "Unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out"
- April Fools fail or win?
- Life on the edge, fish get a shagging
- Wild Doves no longer harass me. Thank you, random stranger!
- I just called 911 for the first time in my life
- My body pulls an April Fools prank on me and I nearly die
- Unexpected great moments: when strangers get your references
- Shocking!: woman claims winning lotto ticket not part of office pool
- No name index for the 1940 census everybody has been waiting for.
- Order of the (memory) stick
- Any university or high school teachers teach a college reading readiness course?
- English Trailer Trash
- The official SDMB Annular Eclipse AND Transit of Venus Thread
- Dallas Dopers all okay? [Tornadoes in Texas, 4/3/12]
- Spiders. In my BED.
- "Say, are you related to [this somewhat esoterically notable person]?"
- LEAVE SPOTSYLVANIA COUNTY and other oddities you've noticed while travelling
- We have never had a "Cats That Look Like Hitler" thread?
- The Flat Earth Society is Back
- Enigmatic cat is enigmatic (now with pics)
- I saw a man die.
- My face aches! Wisdom teeth removed today.
- Question about lip gloss and eyeliner
- I didn't even have to ask! (Thanks, Earl Snake-Hips Tucker!)
- Today is not National Tell A Lie Day...
- I See Dumb Sick People ...
- Mulch mania - get a grip!!!
- Dumbass Robber At My Local Pizza Hut
- Was the microwave oven predicted to take over from the conventional oven?
- During my first hour at work I...
- The Great Apple Cider Vinegar Plague of 2012
- King and Tampax..
- I have an English-Irish Dictionary from 1992 and some of the entries are not very PC.
- PA DOPERS. BOLA for a missing teenage girl.
- "Jang", slang for good
- I made charoset tonight.
- Famous Quotes With New Sources
- Fucking Snake on the Fucking Plane!
- I'm almost home
- Lego may release my Tachikoma model as a set
- Do you have a mental 'picture' of Dopers you haven't met?
- Coast Guard to sink Japanese Ghost Ship
- The worst squeeze of all.
- The Burger King Jesus
- I broke the Straight Dope!
- A prayer request.
- New and abused
- Could my luck be changing ...for the better?
- Anyone else run away from home as a kid?
- NCAP/NHTSA crash tests, how does your car fare?
- Is Burma Likely To Have Vast Untapped Crude Oil Deposits?
- Talk me out of buying this tent
- Thinking of joining ancestry.com. Advice and input?
- Question for PayPal gurus
- Poliakoff on Viagra
- One hundred & fifty years ago today: The Battle of Shiloh
- Largest Feathered Dinosaur yet discovered
- Looks like my Husband is going back to Libya
- Are My Dreams Holding Me Hostage?
- I finally got a hit off the 1940 Census!
- I dropped my Kindle in the toilet
- Touch-screen phone help: marred by isopropanol
- Post a random quote
- "Back to the roots" mushroom garden kit experiment
- Man Petitions Circuit Court to Have His Slave Ancestors Declared Free
- Yes Dopers, responsible drivers do exist!
- 20 Years ago War started in my Country
- Midwife delivers own baby, using make-up mirror
- Bringing water to the thirsty and make a guy wait tables in a TUTU!
- My subconscious wants a director credit.
- When to go to the Emergency Room
- I have No More Cats.
- At age 49, I am now completely safe from monsters.
- Ugh, what a dream.
- I'm *STILL* scared of Ewoks.
- Happy Easter What is ALUM?
- Happy Easter To All My.....
- My local supermarket was ready for Passover!
- Cherry blossoms in Washington
- Slate on witnesses to the Trayvon Martin shooting.
- Kitchen Is Hard To Pronounce
- My Husband Said I am the Best Wife
- "I Am Maru"
- I really hate my work laptop
- The pinch hit MMP
- Are straight girls uglier than bi and lesbian girls?
- It may be That Time for my dog.
- Maybe Brits Should Send Their Kids Abroad to Find a Mate!
- Words you can't pronounce
- You have a Black Sheep Family member? Lets swap stories.
- And then there was the Formosan bartender ...
- Thank you, Captain Obvious!
- RIP Jack Tramiel
- Starting a family tree - need advice
- So... I'm taking a Sociology class.
- Smokin' Dope
- You Really Can't Go Home Again
- I love prepositions!
- Can I Haz Horz an Carriage? LOL Cats from the 1870s
- Hugs! Given and Received - No Questions Asked
- Post Office Commercial
- A Nun in Court
- Study On Homophobia Confirms "Doth Protest Too Much" Suspicions
- How to Speak Squirrel
- What's next, after Facebook?
- I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous.
- Genties & Ladelmen--Amazon Brings You--a comedy of error. Not Shakespeare.
- Changing aspects of the cannon of my story
- Why you shouldn't text and walk.
- Major Earthquake off Indonesia
- Words you know you're pronouncing wrong, but still do
- Who has the oldest e-mail address among the Dope?
- dissertation supervisor blues
- Ask the guy who is from 100 years in the future
- It's been three weeks since my husband died...
- Existential cat is existential
- There Are 80 Communists in Congress--says GOP Rep
- Bad News: 30 years for Titanic to rust away to a shapless blob
- Wow - Arthur C. Clarke predicts the Internet and the PC in 1974. (video)
- Stuff our baby will grow up with that wasn't around when we were kids
- So could someone tell me about toilet waters?
- Dinosaur Friday!
- And now... Canada looks at digital cash.
- Thai Pronouns and Honorifics
- My mom died.
- Yuri's Night
- What the fuck is going on at the University of Pittsburgh?
- Sir Tim
- What's really going on here? (solicitations for paid links on my website)
- I Pit Myself for Being a Rude Anus
- A Short History of the World
- Scientists: Life on Mars was discovered already, 36 years ago
- Tower of David: Caracas' 28-story walkup
- Anyone for the Total Perspective Vortex?
- Zarkon, I told you to put that monolith on the THIRD planet!
- Got a question for the candidates? Let me know!
- "Donations Pour In For Family Of Drowning Victims"