- "Ahoy! You there!" Or, race relations and semiotics.
- Skeletons in the closet – a scandalous MMP
- What are you looking at?
- Share your offensive jokes.
- Explain "drunk time" to me.
- Hurk. That was a fly.
- Another dumb teenagers story.
- The Most Generic Yet Fiendishly Brilliant Political Internet Comment
- C is for cookie, and deep down I believe that really is good enough for me.
- Two wakes. Two funerals. Two days.
- What dreams have you had?
- Hoaxing a time capsule
- Are We Finally Going to Get a Flying Car?
- Invasion of the Jumbo Shrimp
- John F. Kennedy's birthday?? Really??
- What to name a set of twin girl puppies? And yes, of course there are pictures!
- Infants Fly Free! Hurray!
- Must I post this every year? (Not work safe)
- What to name a stealth boat?
- Religion is more hazardous than porn for your computer
- Had to put down our dog today
- Random Thoughts...care to join me?
- If evolution is true....
- We closed early today due to the protests
- The person posting below me is gay.
- 2012 Supermoon Is Saturday 05 May 2012
- I have an interview!
- Three cats is too many...
- I don't drink
- Does your mind throw up the same stock photos as mine?
- A Clesar Sign of the Apocalypse -- the Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush
- Missile on the Roof
- Ever Had Your Car Damaged In An Automated Car Wash?
- I'm a super-hero!
- picking lottery tickets out of the garbage
- Goodnight, Moon Colony
- I'm not a "sad/angry/mean" drunk, I'm a "profound" drunk.
- Toddler wars
- Ouch - did I just tattoo myself?
- If I my play double's advocate:
- Your Momify thread titles
- Stuff you do when you're absolutely cerain you're all alone
- Strangest assumptions people have made about you
- Engineers - What things do you in your day to day jobs?
- "How is it that you're single?"
- Pawky
- My Facebook changed to Timeline
- The Woven Dental Floss Shortage Crisis
- Double Jeopardy- Gone.
- Super-tanned woman accused of child abuse [edited title]
- Supermoon is coming!
- Missouri Republican legislator 'comes out' in response to anti-gay bill.
- Some bastard stole my license plates
- The raptors are out
- Stop crapping on my car!
- That's what I get for not checking the caller ID first...
- "I went to school in Boston"
- Now I've seen everything!
- Some prospective employers now asking for your W-2 from previous job
- Ask the (former) Tanker.
- Where have all my socks now gone, long time passing
- Baby duckies survive treacherous highway crossing
- Deluged by butterflies!
- Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey
- Describe the most bizarre dream you've had recently
- Private message to madrabbitwoman
- SDMB Trivia: One-word thread titles with 50 or more replies
- Washington DC Dopefest?
- Ever forget something in a hotel room? Ever get it back? Or not?
- Meteorite "Gold Rush" in Lotus, California
- If Five is your lucky number, today is your lucky day
- My baby's ears
- Oh, no--Tan Mom and Snooki are feuding!
- There Will Be Blood
- yep It ain't my house
- The Secret Service bad luck continues.
- News ticker crawls that require more information
- PhMayor Bloomberg's eco-friendly 'roofscaping' in NY - Photos
- I Haven't Had An Alcoholic Drink In over 340 Days.
- Murdered friends, relatives and co-workers
- Do my eyes deceive me? Well, yes.
- I just said good-bye to My Baby
- Whoa, my limited foreign language "proficiency" has flipped
- I killed the phoebes!
- You've got to try this out! (YouTube 3D related)
- Come talk to us about homemade sugar scrub
- Just Seen a Dog Hit By a Car
- Anybody skilled with CAD/CAM and bored and want to help me out?
- Would it be OK to post link to my study?
- Guess what first rabies shots in the ER cost?
- People thinking that others are jealous of them
- One of us! One of us! [new member]
- The Keystone Cops were never this bad
- What not to tell the RCMP
- A nerd walks into a bar.
- Since It Ain't Up Yet, Here's The MMP
- I hate the term "pizza guy"
- Canadian currency has naked ladies on it!
- Disreputable Relatives
- Dinosaur farts warmed the earth
- US Citizen in Pakistan gets kidnapped, begs Obama for help
- Pill Capsules filled with a very special ingredient.
- Instant drunkeness for a few seconds...for real
- Horking a Loogie on the News!
- Any advice for selling to big to ship on ebay?
- The human body is like a torus
- Dear Guy Who Brushes His Teeth in the Office Restroom,
- Worst CAPTCHA ever?
- Things to do in Cincinnati
- I feel as though I just handed someone a blank check
- Has anyone ever driven in Poland?
- Ask a young woman whose husband recently died
- Cruel remarks your teacher made in class
- Anyone else have a grandparent born in the 19th century?
- Master Wang-Ka
- Well, crap...
- Ironic? deaths for different careers
- Interesting things that you family/parents say
- I weighed 199 pounds last night.
- Take the gas pipe!
- I Got My CPAP Machine Today!
- Survey: Attitudes toward General Aviation
- Do you make up hybrid words?
- Public Library Is a Treasure Trove of 1st Editions?
- Adventures with Comcast Customer Service
- I wish I hadn't had that idea
- I've been hoisted by my own petard
- Our left eyes suck.
- Did you know that? (Surprising trivia)
- Today is a cool day, here's why:
- Who Here Has The Youngest Grandparent?
- Who has/had parents - not grandparents - born in the 19th Century?
- Stupid HURTS. (Photographic proof.)
- Clicking On '.tv' Benefits Tuvalu.
- Tomorrow is new grandbabby day for kam!
- Odd ball camera issues from your film days
- Sukhoi Superjet 100 Down
- Plane on a treadmill has gone viral!
- Things they didn't teach us older people.
- iPhone screen cracked from 9" fall
- Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow
- Check out this pic of the Statue of Liberty
- Mundane and Pointless and had me in fits of laughter
- Dumb questions you have about other nations/cultures.
- Coping With Job Stress (Being Micromanaged)
- Fellow software folks (programmers)...
- I really should keep my yap shut, but that ain't gonna happen.
- Antipodes Map
- Michele Bachmann becomes Swiss.
- proper Mother's Day etiquette
- Cheeseburger Pizza in Saudi Arabia!
- New York court rules on child porn possession.
- I love my wife.
- Dear Chef Jr.: Congratulations on...
- I'm going on my 1st date in 15 years!
- Why France Has So Many 49-Employee Companies
- Brit seems to be getting framed for rape in China
- As your family dies off...
- So I Guess I'm Getting My Ear Pierced
- Mundane question gets elaborate response
- Box Of Mystery Unearthed: Buried Treasure Or A Dead Cat?
- A Starbucks musical excursion
- When you call a call centre where are the people based?
- The world isn't ending on 12/21
- 8-Millionth Jack the Ripper theory: It was a dame!
- Rebuilding Union train station in Toronto
- What's all this then? (fruit contains fruit)
- newspaper advertising ( a very minor classified rant)
- Do any of you know any Parisians named Yves?
- I have a list of things I will look up......in case I ever get transported to the future
- Am I a Target of a Scam?
- Goodbye, My Little Pick-Me-Up
- FTD has slipped a lot
- A weird tale of a "mystery company."
- Evelyn 'Mama Bird' Johnson, aviation pioneer, dies at 102
- How's this for coincidence
- Meeting the neighbors
- What's big, black, flies, and goes 'CHEEEEP! CHEEEEP!'?
- Well, There Was A German General Who Told Hitler to go F**** Himself
- P-40 Kittyhawk found in the Sahara
- A New Foster Dog
- One Youtube video to represent where you live.
- Human Skin Lampshade
- Do dogs dream?
- Mainframe hard copy graphics??
- Judas Was a Homo
- Would this be called trolling
- Saturday Night
- Way to go, Argentina! (passes transexuals rights law)
- Using a Bath
- Just swept the rat show
- Can someone translate this French political cartoon for me?
- I think I'll buy a raffle ticket
- Well, this has been quite the Mother's Day for me and my family...
- How dangerous are magnetic items near an MRI magnet? - Interesting video!
- R.I.P. Caroll Shelby
- Fathers and sons can share a common wife in Tibet? Seems kind of awkard
- The Why the Heck am I up Now???? MMP
- Is nutrition education making Americans fat?
- Oldest person with a living parent/grandparent?
- $30 from 100 Dopers?
- Share your Pets' Perfect Timing
- A Somewhat Morbid Request From an Old Friend
- How Many Of You Have A Same-Sex Best Friend?
- A wheelchair story
- Should I use my powers for good or evil?
- Unsung inventors and inventions
- Shuttle humping a 747.
- Why don't the voices...
- Monkeys, typewriters
- Very mundane question for the left handed among us
- Can You Call a 9-Year-Old a Psychopath?
- I scared the crap out of my family tonight
- Zodiac Killer Identified *Again*
- tpyo
- I learned a new meaning for the word "bashful"
- My chemical allergies are such a bother.
- Yes to the epidural
- Family Lore
- Turkey suspects bird was Israeli agent
- New cow-orker prints out emails, etc. Never thought I'd see this!
- It's mine and Suburbanplankton's 19th anniversary!
- Mundane changes to urban myths
- Top Baby Names for 2011 released
- Anybody else for Rat Race Drop Out or Off the Grid?
- Woulda been nice if I found my ATM card 12 hours ago!
- Cutest thing EVER!
- Tokyo Disney Resort Allows Same-sex Weddings
- Gaaaahh! Dreamweaver help, anyone?
- I'm sorry.
- "What a lovely necklace!" Do you compliment strangers?
- I hate people who speak in clichés
- Possible new hominid species unearthed in China
- Would/Have you donate money to another Doper?
- So, I'm off to the British Virgin Islands to identify my Father-In-Law's body
- Need help with the name of a product
- So It's Apology Time Once Again For Quasi
- August Dopefest in Buffalo (or Rochester), New York?
- Things everyone should know about but probably don't.
- Initials
- So we've been watching classic Doctor Who with the kids ...
- Skechers Shape Ups don't do s**t. Really?
- Becoming a vet tech
- Panicked Horse swims three miles out to sea
- Worried. Dog ate nylon knee-high stocking.
- Birder Most Foul, Now with audio! [edited title]
- Well, Apparently I Have A "Diesease"
- Tell me about your workout
- <PARANOID> The Birds Are Plotting Against Us! Against Us ALLL</PARANOID> Newslink
- Take Our Children to the Park…And Leave Them There Day