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  1. Goddammit Lady, if you watched your kid, she wouldn't get bitten.
  2. Read A Fucking History Book
  3. Today's Greatest Quote Ever
  4. Shape up, US papers, and don't be spazzes
  5. Fuck You, suezeekay, You Ignorant, Racist Twit
  6. I pit people who get married.
  7. To the Hippie Woman who Yelled at Me
  8. The good doctor's post was okay - it's Bodoni's that's idiotic
  9. I'm Not Lovin' the IRS right now.......
  10. Intolerant bitch sues college because tolerance is intolerant
  11. UC Santa Cruz students: meet the butt-end of my M-16
  12. Science Teacher forces students to watch profane political video
  13. "We do not have filtering software" does not mean "We LOVE porn!" you mongoloid
  14. Alleged Duke Rape - Your take
  15. Get outta my goddamned way!
  16. This young boy died because boot camps are considered "tough love"
  17. I pit Mister Rogers!
  18. DrMark2000 banned!
  19. I Pit fsck'ing FARMER JACK
  20. I pit the company that shredded my W2
  21. AOL refused to deliver emails critical of AOL
  22. Indian actor dies of old age...five dead in sympathy riots.
  23. Kansas Board of Education now SUPPRESSING belief!
  24. I really want to pit Comedy Central...
  25. In which I pit another stupid advertising trend.
  26. It pit patent law
  27. Stop it, you fucking stapler-crazed monkeys!
  28. "You shook my hand -- and you looked me square in the eye." Asshole Army Ad.
  29. Psychics are phony, Mr. Police Officer, in case you didn't know.
  30. I pit you day shift! All of YOU
  31. Pitting the Straight Dope
  32. Harley-Davidson got beat up by the chess club at recess - milk money stolen
  33. Church Bells
  34. Australian group follows suit in pusification of humanity.
  35. Next Time, I'd Rather You Used the Door
  36. Kill 'em first, then sort it out
  37. Fear Itself -
  38. Abstinence from Sexual Activity Until Marriage: Now U.S. Government Policy
  39. I don't normally Pit news stories
  40. Taxes, Part Deux! Or, they don't even understand it.
  41. I pit drive-by posts
  42. Our Catholic cardinal: open mouth, insert foot
  43. How to plug something in.
  44. Free speech and abortion? Not so much at NKU.
  45. Personal experience is not evidence? The hell you say!
  46. This is a fucking library. SHUT UP. TURN OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE.
  47. Father/Daughter Purity Ball - Jesus Goes on Hiatus
  48. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for busybody work snitches
  49. Didn't really like the 'tude from Bush today
  50. An Open Letter to My Fellow Students/Library Patrons
  51. Whack Your Boss!
  52. Bye bye, McClellan!
  53. Hell is to good for Philips Electronics
  54. BROAD BRUSH ALERT - Moseying Teens
  55. I pit DVD manufacturers
  56. Brush with death... and it just keeps on getting better!
  57. Yes, your cologne is lovely, I'm so glad you fucking BATHED IN IT
  58. Traits From the Apes
  59. I hope you've got an organ donor card, mate
  60. To the Pig Fuckers at Alitalia
  61. Fucking Board Speed
  62. Woodmans market (lame).
  63. Scum of the Earth aka Mirarsearch
  64. AH! Just Imagine The Lucky Girl To Marry Up With THIS Fine Fellow! What Joy!
  65. I Pit Manchester New Hampshire for "sponging off" Boston's name.
  66. That's some awesome management skill you've shown there, Barbara.
  67. Just how stupid...
  68. I pit homicidal killers who also lie about their blood sugar levels
  69. Cry in school, go to jail
  70. Gotta pit my dental hygienist, aka Cap. Hook
  71. People who say deceptive/confusing things on purpose, then laugh
  72. I pit City Hall's "noise permits"
  73. Mail theft
  74. Idiot mailman: How about TRYING to deliver my mail first?
  75. To the poor idiot who stole my shoes
  76. Shut up! Shut Up!! SHUT UP!!! Morocco?!?
  77. DRM Software
  78. Did you mean p-l-a-g-i-a-r-i-s-m?
  79. Did you guys see the Dear Abbey from the other day?
  80. "Well, let's just say I smoked some weed"...NO! You're an IDIOT!
  81. I pit racist neighbors!
  82. I pit people who think they are too good to work!
  83. So, I've got a fucking convicted child rapist as a co-worker now!
  84. Pitting Commercial (lame)
  85. General outlet for steaming about TubaDiva's unprofessionalism
  86. Shut your piehole, you self-righteous bitch.
  87. I pit you, rubbish shirt-printers...
  88. I hate advertisers who cry wolf!
  89. Bubastis Laments his Nations Nonchalent Attitude to the Slaughter of its Populace
  90. I will never buy a VW Jetta (Commercials)
  91. I'm sick of hearing about the quarterlife crisis!
  92. You and Your Sloppy Hole (Open Letter To A FORMER Love)
  93. A rant from the past: UPS
  94. I pit the god damn happy chirpy birds outside my window at 5am
  95. Another repeat of a request
  96. School Fustrations... The blame game.
  97. My own little Vaya con dios
  98. Extortionist restaurants: "Tip or we won't deliver."
  99. I'm ashamed of you people
  100. I pit The Reader; STOP SPAMMING ME!!!!!
  101. I pit students who punch their teachers
  102. I pit ABC Primetime show
  103. Fired DJ back on the air
  104. Tony Goes To The White House
  105. Here I Am, Pit My Ass
  106. Do you feel proud for threatening a 15-year-old?
  107. Oh, Aunt Flo, you bitch, such a sense of humor you have! (warning: whiny)
  108. Curse you, technology!
  109. You want $1.30 a gallon???
  110. What about my Fuxing I-Pod
  111. Wii
  112. Nancy Pelosi, you ignorant slut...
  113. My God: fake bombs as 'performance art'
  114. Space Bags
  115. Really stupid voice mail shit
  116. Thanks, but we know how to do a Google search!
  117. A Couple of Runners-up for Moron-of-the-Week Honors
  118. Immigration Protesters: Make your message pro-American!
  119. Saying I'm Fucked Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It
  120. Bands Sue Sony Over Download Royalties
  121. I pit "doctor".
  122. Springtime and Yardsales=Idiots
  123. Can someone tell the creationists...
  124. Ann Coulter is going to blow the lid off evolution...
  125. How does Limbaugh justify himself? (Rush's arrest thread)
  126. The lawbreakers you represent are going to pay for it, you moron!
  127. State your religion, please. Here's your ticket.
  128. TubaDiva is not fit to be in a position of power on this board.
  129. Bush claims that he and he alone determines constitutionality of laws
  130. Come on samclem, be reasonable.
  131. Enough with the BS re: Iraq Troop Levels
  132. I pit this stpid parling lot cleaner
  133. Home drug test google ad...
  134. Good Christian Woman I met yesterday
  135. Parking lot cleaner
  136. Mom's club application-This is nuts.
  137. Fuck you, Red Wings!
  138. Anyone see this Chick Tract?
  139. Dying doesn't make shitty poetry profound
  140. Small Town Mayor Steals From Dead Marine, Cheats Marine's Mother, Defies Courts.
  141. Texas - An Evil State
  142. William Swanson, plagiarist CEO of Raytheon
  143. "I cut my finger cleaning an onion. What do I do?"
  144. "Criminalizing Illegal Aliens"
  145. can you stop beating a dead horse?!!!!
  146. A dinner invitation to a phisher.
  147. Oh my God... I feel sorry for a Phelps and I agree with Sean Hannity
  148. There is a special circle of hell reserved for parking-space thieves
  149. Spammer stealing my domain name
  150. Lissa, a word, if I may
  151. To my fan club
  152. My First Pitting: My now ex-job
  153. Linux is a communist plot
  154. Pete Ricketts, A Man of Integrity Honors The Spirit Of The Law
  155. I Pit This Guy--AND the Assholes Who Gave Him A Prize!!!
  156. Return my damn messages
  157. “No, are you a student?” and other subleasing related woes
  158. I pit my piece-of-shit iPod Nano, Apple, and myself. An unhappy love story.
  159. Cindy Sheehan visits the Great White North
  160. "Hey! Gas prices are high!"
  161. In which I pit a certain subclass of my students
  162. KGS you silly boy, get your ass in here
  163. I approve the abolition of "I approve this message"
  164. Abysmal judgement gene rears it's ugly head again-Kennedy stupidity
  165. In Which Shodan (Allegedly) Pits a Predator
  166. Guinnog, step right on in here
  167. Colbert's Balls
  168. Beechnut...Get a clue!
  169. Some important advice for international travellers.
  170. More UFO cover-ups
  171. Will Moussaoui get a pointer to Mecca?
  172. What the FUCK is wrong with you people?!
  173. I pit the narrow minded idiots on this board.
  174. I Hate Nancy Pelosi
  175. The dumbest 8 seconds in sports.
  176. Payback is a bitch. Old European church vandalised. Cardinal thinks it’s swell
  177. Rumsfeld, WMDs, "truthiness": Someone come defend the whacked bastard
  178. Dr. Phil is a f'n moron
  179. Who is WSHBaker?
  180. Martha Stewart - the worst TV presenter in history?
  181. Hooray for MS Word!
  182. Look both ways before crossing the street, you stupid motherfucker!
  183. Heh. Moussaoui on day five: "This isn't as much fun as I thought it might be..."
  184. Bush is right and Kennedy's wrong: liberal heads explode over Cape Wind project
  185. More zero-tolerance BS in schools
  186. I Pit Oprah Winfrey and the episode about Prostitution
  187. Lissener vs. his students (mild)
  188. Der Trihs, a word
  189. I pit you Judge Judy. I pit you to hell!
  190. Fucking SOL's!
  191. Bush thinks Jeb would be a "great" president.
  192. Heckuva Job, Gen. Mikey! (Hayden, that is...)
  193. Politicians make telemarketers look good!!!
  194. You're not funny.
  195. I pit this lady on ear factor
  196. I pit pea brained drivers
  197. Book Burning, Georgia Style
  198. OK, someone tell me why I should stop panicking. (NSA call database.)
  199. Logan 5 is a Rat Bastard
  200. UnF*ing Believable (not really, but..)
  201. Fuck Toronto's Garbage Collection Services
  202. How screwed up do you have to be...
  203. A sordid tale of a nutcase shrink, an idiotic lawyer..and tote bags.
  204. I Pit real-life Borg
  205. Grrr...candidates who don't show up for their interview
  206. Army battles enlistment shortfall by recruiting autistic teen
  207. You waited too long to have the right to bitch
  208. ALDO Shoes Has Discovered AIDS Is A Silent Killer
  209. Your thunderously stupid Keystone Kongressman....
  210. No, I don't want your freaking store membership card.
  211. Workplace Rants Inside
  212. My Sister in Law's husband is a(n)...
  213. OLN, you are SUCKING the life out of the NHL Playoffs
  214. I pit asshole St. Louisians picking on kids
  215. Who steals shopping carts?!
  216. New Chick Tract: "The Star"
  217. New Orleans
  218. Next time I will hit your dog!
  219. Americans are unsure witch country to invade
  220. Pope rants about gay marriage again
  221. Mary Cheney Does Larry King (re: her new book)
  222. Why does WWu777 feel a need to make generalizations about Americans?
  223. If I wrote an Onion article about the Mexican Border.....
  224. I don't want to leave the house anymore
  225. Omnibus pit thread.
  226. "I don't know my mother's name" or "CMS is filled with drooling idiots"
  227. Apologizing "if" anyone was offended isn't really an apology. Now with homophobia!
  228. Let's look to the Nazis regarding immigration
  229. The urinator of light strikes again.
  230. George, just admit it.
  231. Weirddave's message to Jews in Nazi Germany - The law is the law
  232. Is George Bush a tool of the military-industrial complex?
  233. Fuck You Cheney
  234. Loose Canon
  235. Methinks the Catholic Church doth protest too much (DaVinciCode)
  236. Gay marraige a "special right"?
  237. Remember the MSM hype about recruiting shortfalls?
  238. Could "Freewebs" possibly find employees that are even stupider than this?
  239. Tonights special: apologist apoplexy du rjung
  240. You're not exempt, asshole. (Bus/trolley music rant)
  241. Shut up cow-worker, you're just fucking well spoilt
  242. I pit five members of the Black Jack, Missouri city council
  243. Debaser pits the flood
  244. Sonnyboy Perdue fighting overturned gay marriage amendment
  245. ANOTHER tax cut?
  246. FHM and MAXIM delivered to city hall
  247. Outraged New Jerseyians demand that government decide for them!
  248. "Deport Aliens Now"
  249. A brief note to Verizon: suck it. Suck it hard.
  250. Arlen Spector - "Gentleman"