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  1. Fox, Paramount, Warner - respect your DVD customers!
  2. Companies that make it hard to buy their overpriced shit
  3. I do not exist.
  4. CEI Ads: "Carbon Dioxide. We call it life."
  5. Fuck Apple and their fucking iPod
  6. Jinx, you're a fucking jackass.
  7. Top ranking incumbents get the gate in Pennsylvania
  8. Thieving crystal fucker (long)
  9. Motherpussbucket gas company (legal WAGs requested)
  10. Fricken Fracken Crooks
  11. Dallas Mavericks fans: STFU PLS (Finley booed)
  12. Vetbridge's Obligation to Recognize Veterinary Ethics
  13. Mama's Dyin' Who's Got the Will... NOBODY! THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM!
  14. Next stop Dachau
  15. Bonds hits Homerun to tie Ruth - Racist Sportswriters to trash him again
  16. Fuck you, Programming Language Concepts professor!
  17. Mayor of Ft. Lauderdale: Can't buy a house? Just work more!
  18. Never mind the Nazis, let's look to the Pharaoh from Exodus for cultural defense
  19. Friend’s laptop was stolen and I’m more upset then him.
  20. Customer Service Hell vol 4815162342 -- Capital One: Long and lame
  21. I pit misleading news story re the ipod.
  22. In which I pit the person trying to help me:confused rant
  23. Hey! Hey!
  24. This Da Vinci Code crap has gone to far.
  25. You fucking dimwits.
  26. I Pit companies that don't put pricing on their websites
  27. Stop saying "carrot and stick." Just stop
  28. Kiss Me, I'm Lebanese
  29. Fucking U.S. Naval Academy
  30. TLDR; clarification, please?
  31. The terrorirsts only have to be right once
  32. Hey, Snakes on a Plane!
  33. Who does Harper want to talk to, Pravda?
  34. I Pit Mitt ... (Romney that is) ... Massachusetts Governor
  35. Fucking Bullshit - Enron
  36. To the Post Oriface - You're trying to piss off one of your defenders...
  37. The “literary agent,” the message board, and the stupid web host: a long tale
  38. Is there anywhere I can find unbiased research?
  39. Santorum is a shithead. Sun also rises in east.
  40. Huerta88 - your handle hurts you
  41. HSBC: give it up already
  42. Too short to serve prison time
  43. Is this My Lai, Part II?
  44. Drunken Lezbo Sluts On S. Shore Railroad!
  45. Is Pat Robertson really Superman?
  46. You're GAY! You're out of the family!
  47. the US government is furious at Russia because they will sell Iran Tor-1 missiles
  48. Westboro Bapt Church makes Freepers look good. . . literally!
  49. 20 Years In Prison For Space Muffins?
  50. Little Dogs Are NOT Fashion Accesories
  51. Am I the *only* guy with common sense on this floor? (bathroom rant)
  52. No, I will not EDIT MY FUCKING REGISTRY so I can install your demo.
  53. To All the Irritating People in My Life
  54. Mom, I Love You But I Just Can't Handle You Anymore
  55. Aww, fuck it, let's just put everything we have in a bowl
  56. [long] Fucking QUIT IT ALREADY!
  57. My kid's mother is a sociopath
  58. There is a glitch in the matrix.. at Homeland Security telling New York to drop dead.
  59. What the fuck is going on with these ads on the SDMB?
  60. Outlook/Exchange, you're pretty damn stupid.
  61. Must Comment... No! Must Stay Out of it!
  62. I'm hiding my expensive purchases from my husband - tee hee!!
  63. No pain and suffering is worth $175 million.
  64. Opus Dei Apologist Writes OpEd, Lemur's Mind Boggles
  65. "Whoo" yourself, motherfucker!
  66. Alberto Gonzales: Child Pornographer
  67. There is no "god"
  68. Stop fucking calling me with your issues!
  69. Homophobia is so 2005, darling: Harper reopens same-sex marriage debate
  70. Our insect overlords refuse to acknowledge that the Arab street has influence
  71. Graduation speakers - shut the fuck up!
  72. Lissener's obnoxious behavior in GQ
  73. We are living in THE ugliest period in automobile history
  74. So you think you want my money?
  75. I hate this fucking neighborhood - or I hope you drown in the whale pool, assholes!
  76. What's the Next Shiny Thing To Come From Washington?
  77. Men: Do you EVER do what you say you're going to do?
  78. Does God exist? I guess this answers the question
  79. Hooray!!! More shit to buy!! Thanks Army!!
  80. Katrina person one year later-have I missed the spoof, or is this guy for real?
  81. Go To Fucking Hell, You Soulless Shrill Bitch!
  82. Another ornament to the teaching profession
  83. Gary Myers, defence lawyer in Haditha case
  84. Are the folks at Consumer Reports a bunch of idiots?
  85. Define life sentence for me
  86. Hucking And Bucking But No Fucking - Poor Chicken
  87. Bill O'Liely : Haditha and Malmedy
  88. Local Public Library: Dickweeds a' Plenty
  89. Thanks for not having a fucking clock
  90. Stupid Online Gamers Ranting
  91. I pit thee, World Sumo League!
  92. TRUMP think big expo
  93. A Double Pitting:Quit Spraying Skunks!/Quit Spraying Kid!
  94. The Duck and Cover Award Goes to...
  95. PUNY HUMANS! I AM AN UNKILLABLE THREAD! BWA HA HA! Rule on troll-calling changed!
  96. America is not well served by our democracy.
  97. Al Zaqawi gets his 72 virgins!
  98. Potential for Tempestuosity isn't a Reason to Banish Threads to GD
  99. Methinks The Marine Commandant Doth Protest Too Much.
  100. Mogadishu = Taliban Round 2 - here we go again
  101. Ann Coulter; Evil Hag incarnate? or just B!*@h from hell?
  102. No, Google Earth is not a stalker tool (short and lame)
  103. FEMA advertisement
  104. If you're going to try to kill yourself, please leave your kid out of it.
  105. Sony ad execs have killed their last brain cell
  106. Pat Boone - Your argument sucks
  107. A big "Fuck You" to Congressman Hostettler
  108. Are you willing to rub my nipples during an interview?
  109. Go to Hell, Allen Theaters
  110. Get off your cross, Giraffe
  111. Dead puppies aren't much fun.
  112. In which I pit Gordon Young of the Ku Klux Klan
  113. No - you aren't allowed to sue for emotional damages...
  114. Parking lots have moving cars in them too fuckmunch!
  115. Subsidize the Great Commission!
  116. Gitmo suicides were really acts of warfare
  117. My babysitter's mother, fairly lame rant
  118. Glenn Beck
  119. How to fix a toilet.
  120. "I'm glad they killed Jesus"....No Shit Dumfuck!!
  121. Most unintentionally hilarious defense of religion ever.
  122. "Prove you're an atheist"
  123. We have A Phelps Sighting. Little Help Over Here!
  124. For the Love of God, Ben!
  125. Theatre etiquette: Turn Off The G-d D-mned Cellphones!!!!
  126. Yo, R. James Nicholson....Bite Me
  127. If it's worth it, send Jenna and Barbara
  128. A love letter to my manager.
  129. Rove takes a walk
  130. The White House: Explain ourselves? Why? We can do whatever the fuck we want!
  131. Washington D.C. Police are incompetent assholes (long).
  132. Pentagon cancels The Abu Zarqawi Hour
  133. I Like The Bush Administration
  134. I despise the Bush Administration
  135. F***in' Little Yippy DOG!
  136. Meeting pimps
  137. True Jerks..what are they thinking?!
  138. advice sought. Suspect Brother-in-Law a child molester/ into child porn
  139. Oakminster, this is for you
  140. Your chirpy phone must die for the good of mankind!
  141. Oh, crap.
  142. A thought for Excalibre
  143. UK Street parking question
  144. Matt Greene (super lame, but I gotta vent)
  145. Bang, bang, ... you're dead!
  146. Prickly City - humor for conservative idiots
  147. pit bulls
  148. Are you deaf or a crook, room service order taker?
  149. Work rant. Fuck this.
  150. Is John Kasich just a cynically pandering tool or is he a genuine imbecile?
  151. IF The USA became a Fascist Dictatorship how would the flag look?
  152. Fucking NASA, drop the shuttle allready!
  153. " Men are big babies so we have to save them from their fear of Doctors" Fuck you !
  154. The People I Slapped Today
  155. England, my England
  156. Fucker cancels my postdoc
  157. HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead!
  158. Hey Linksys! Not everybody runs Windows!
  159. Deja vu? Oh well, no help for it. Der Trihs, your presence is required
  160. Ich verstehe heute die Mehrheit Amerikanisch Einwanderer spricht Spanisch. Es bedeute
  161. What is the best way to complain?
  162. We're Not Psychic, You Cranky, Senile Old Cow! And Get A Life!
  163. I pit the moron in the back yard, and his fucking radio.
  164. Fuck the world, employers, recruiters and me.
  165. Cheryl Ruff -- total wimp
  166. Sears, you ratfuckers!
  167. I pit people who don't donate blood!
  168. "Will a menu be necessary?"
  169. Ryan_Liam: Shut the fuck up, you stinking pile of shit
  170. If you haven't done anything wrong....
  171. What the hell is THAT? Argh, you morons!
  172. Rep Won't Let Customer Quit AOL
  173. Prison guard kills Fed sent to arrest him.
  174. Who cares about celebrity babies? A Toulouse-Lautrec [i.e. short & lame] post)
  175. What's Worse Than An Illegal NSA Wiretap?
  176. I sentence you to insanity!
  177. Open Spoilers. Don't read!
  178. This throe is taking for-freakin'-ever.
  179. Hey, Thanks A Bunch To All My "Friends"
  180. Your home is no longer your castle.
  181. I told you Alito was an asshole ...
  182. Skald the Rhymer -- could you slow down a little please?
  183. Dutch fans stripped. Fuck the greedy sleazy and corrupt Fifa
  184. LonesomePolecat is too cowardly to call me a traitor to my face
  185. [blank]EE isn't [blank]ER — a [blank]EE is done unto, you [blank]er!
  186. You cheap bitch!
  187. Food is a Right, not a privilege.
  188. David Lynch is selling ringtones
  189. Cycling + Stupidity + Traffic = Potential Darwin Award Nomination
  190. Ok, here's whats pissing me off this week!
  191. Travelocity -- bait and switch?
  192. Idiot London "Artist" Who Left Fake Nail Bombs Gets Wrist Slap
  193. George Lucas Sucks Sweaty Bantha Balls
  194. Who Killed the Electric Car?
  195. I am not a crook!
  196. Can we please get past this "-gate" convention every time some scandal occurs?
  197. Conservative Cowards Call "Cut and Run!"
  198. Andy Rooney's modern art rant
  199. Bill O'Reilly says he wants to be just like Saddam
  200. Oh noes! I offended a telemarketer!
  201. Does CNN think we're stupid?
  202. It is NONE of your business what I buy
  203. Screw you, university!
  204. You're a pompous, pretentious WHORE - go back to Italy!
  205. I pit the short-sighted self serving twits at the New York Times
  206. Rush's unfortunate boner...
  207. My Nomination For An IgNobel
  208. Frank Luntz: Ha-ha, asshole!
  209. Damn you J.K. Rowling (potentially)
  210. You could wave thanks assholes(Driving)
  211. "If you think about it..." "oh just GTF out of here"
  212. Second Hand Smoke is too bad for you
  213. Desecrate THIS, fuckwads
  214. "Silly Faerie". Not anymore, apparently
  215. No more links to "insect-myself-nolonger"?
  216. Michael Moore-Are You Happy Now??
  217. I didn't know "delivery in 2 -3 days" meant THIS!
  218. Yes, you *do* need the money that bad, you oversensitive twat. (Hooters for Neuters)
  219. Reuters- al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades claims "chemical weapons launch" into Israel
  220. Insurgents are stupid
  221. We don't want peace, we just want to be rich.
  222. How to make progressives look dumb
  223. What do you mean "not recognized" from overseas?
  224. "Hateful chatter behind the veil"
  225. Scalia Alito Thomas Bush: Form an orderly queue to suck my cock
  226. It's our game, not your war, you primitive little twat.
  227. Elvis has just been thrown out of the building
  228. Another victory in winning hearts and minds: 5 GI's accused of rape and murder
  229. Hey Burger King-Just SAY IT already, will ya? Sheesh...
  230. Screw the drugs: A REAL reason to hate Rush
  231. Yes indeedy, we suck. (US Intelligence)
  232. You've gone too fucking far, Yahoo Games!
  233. Canada the insignificant fart in a windstorm!
  234. Hey Sevastopol: over here if you want to discuss Bluesman
  235. RikWriter is a stupid, pathetic, miserable coward
  236. Fuckin' Meijer toilet paper!
  237. Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts!
  238. It's Canada, not Canadia!
  239. But I'm an ARTIST! No, you're a barista
  240. NSA tries to form domestic call monitoring site 7 mos. before 9/11
  241. If you don't have a brain, you shouldn't have a dog, you jerks!
  242. A tired old rant -- but this time it nearly came to blows. [Theatre etiquette.]
  243. Plagiarism expert catches Coulter
  244. I Pit subway musicians.
  245. Minotaurus; follow the trail of breadcrumbs...
  246. The England Football Team & Eriksson
  247. Why I don't like SkipMagic
  248. A partial panoply of unpardonable public pool 'plaints
  249. I'm going to out-fast the Hollywood fasters.
  250. Clients